The glittering "poop" is here!
Fugui Bay is probably a "divine toilet", and you can often see piles of "divine shit". The local Ohlone people don’t know what these are, but they think they are shiny and beautiful. They also heard that they are the feces of gods, so they pick them up and hide them when they see them. Over time, I really saved a lot. Now I see that the "gods" who rise up and come down from the sun love to eat this "shit", so of course they are happy to donate it.
When Zhou Peigong and Li Guangdi were invited into the village, two large bags of "divine shit" were already held in front of them by four indigenous girls in cool clothes - this really made them greedy. Got it!
It’s not that they really want to eat, but they know that there will be so much gold in this quiet little fishing village. There is only one reasonable explanation, there is a big gold mine nearby!
This time my luck is not so good! As soon as we landed in the New World, we discovered a huge gold mine... Even though the distance between the Ming Dynasty and the New World was so far away, it seemed that no one was willing to come, but as long as the gold mine was discovered, that distance didn't matter at all.
And the cost of sending people over has been settled... You can dig gold, but are you afraid that no one will pay for the boat ticket? Some people paid for the ship tickets, and exploring the New World was a good and profitable business.
Therefore, the prosperity of the American Kingdom can be expected!
Just when Zhou Peigong and Li Guangdi were staring at the "god shit", Feiyu, who had just been sent by Chief Shark to catch fish, had already brought several shirtless boys with him, carrying several large bags of fish and shrimps. He ran back huffing and puffing.
Before the people even got to the big shark, they were already shouting: "Shark, shark...the god of the sea is coming too! The god of the sea is coming to us in a boat as big as a mountain!"
It turned out that the main force of the fleet led by Chen Anping entered the Fuguimen Strait!
"What? Is there a god again?" Chief Shark was stunned for a moment, and then became anxious again... His "poop" was not enough to eat!
Thinking of this, he quickly asked: "How many Poseidons are here?"
"I don't know...there are so many big ships, I don't even have enough fingers!"
This is bad!
Chief Shark was a little anxious. Although the Sun God is important, the Poseidon cannot be neglected either. The Ohlon people mainly rely on the sea to eat. It doesn't matter if there is no sun. At most, it will be dark. If the ocean is gone, then they will have no fish and shrimps to eat.
Thinking of this, the chief quickly ordered the young men in the village: "Quickly, go to other villages to collect the poop of gods... The more the better, many gods came to our Ohlon people today. They all love to eat God’s shit!”
Although Zhou Peigong and Li Guangdi could not understand what he said, these two knowledgeable military advisors could tell with just a few clicks that these hospitable natives must have seen the large fleet... They must have Go collect more treasures and dedicate them to these "gods"!
Both of them looked at each other - something really happened, they were going to make a fortune!
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Zhou Peigong succeeded in his plan, and finally got rid of the bad luck of losing all his military advisors, and found the feeling of being a "famous military advisor". At the same time, Aixinjueluo Xuanye, the former emperor of the Qing Dynasty, also found the feeling of being a Ming army and king's division in northwest India.
When he entered Peshawar that day, he looked like a "royal master". He didn't enter with a salvo of guns and cannons, but was welcomed in as a royal master. Not only the Hindu general Singh who was guarding the city opened the city to welcome him, but also the people in and around Peshawar came to welcome him, and some of them even sang and danced. This made Kangxi Khan and his Mongolian Eight Banners and Qing Eight Banners a little uncomfortable.
He was obviously here to "grab the seal", so why did he let someone become the king's master? It was so embarrassing that the elites of the Great Mongolian banners who followed Kangxi Khan into the Gandhara Basin and the allied banner troops of Bukhara, Khiva and Afghanistan were too embarrassed to let go. Kangxi Khan, who had just regained some sense of a wise king, also hurriedly told the people below - take it easy for a while, Peshawar will be the first to catch up, and he will make up for it when everyone gets to Lahore, Delhi, and Agra. .
The people below, especially those from the Mengba Banner and the Qingba Banner, have been wandering around with Kangxi for so many days, and they have passed through all the poor places with no oil or water... Now it is not easy to see a person who can reconcile with them. Compared to Gansu, which is a rich and fertile land, it’s really hard to get rid of it—it’s such a good place, why not keep it as your new home! In the future, when I get older and can no longer grab it, I can still find a place to stay.
From the Kangxi Khan to the ordinary Mongolian Eight Banner and Qing Eight Banner soldiers, they were all merciless, and they also tried hard to restrain the Hui Eight Banner, Bukhara, and Khiva allied flag soldiers to prevent them from robbing them. As for the Allied flag soldiers from Afghanistan, they were of the same race as most of the people in Peshawar, so they had no intention of robbing them.
As a result, the invading army, numbering more than 100,000, turned into a royal army here in Peshawar. This greatly moved the Indian people under the tyrant Aurangzeb!
But there are still many things that move the Indian people!
Kangxi Khan really learned the painful lesson of losing the Central Plains. Before entering India, he had already thought about establishing an equal republic of the six ethnic groups: Mongolian, Qing, Confucian, Hui, Indian, and Sikh! This was not just a casual thought, but something that was really going to be done, and before entering Lahore and Delhi, after entering Peshawar and taking over the entire Gandhara Basin, Kangxi Khan began to With the call of "Equality and Republic of Six Nationalities", we invited Sikh masters from Punjab, tribal leaders from Afghanistan, local imams from Peshawar, and some well-known Brahman monks in northwest India to go to Bala in Peshawar. Hisar Castle discussed the state affairs with Kangxi Khan, as well as the leaders of the "Five Eight Banners" such as the Mongolian, Qing, Confucian, Hui, and Indian banners.
Early this morning, the leaders of the six ethnic groups who gathered in Peshawar entered the Bala Hisar Castle together with the officials of the Great Mongolia. The Sikhs were arranged in six large columns. The reason why we have to line up in this order is because the Tianfang believers, Hindus, and Sikhs in India don't like each other. If they are not separated, they may quarrel.
The officials of the Meng Eight Banners, Qing Eight Banners, and Confucian Eight Banners under Kangxi looked around and felt fresh. In the hot weather, they all wore flower feathers on their heads, robes and coats, and beads hung around their necks. And the officials or sages of the Heavenly Sect, Hinduism, and Sikhism standing around them were dressed in all kinds of ways. Among them, those who have carried the flag are probably the same as the people of the Mongolian Eight Banners, the Eight Banners, and the Confucian Eight Banners. They have also put on robes and official hats, and they have all been shaved and braided. But those who did not raise the flag were ignored. Those who believed in Tibetan Buddhism and Sikhism all wore large turbans. Some were red, some were white, some were blue, and some were green... .The green light is coming out of my head!
Of course, this is not the most exaggerated thing. The most exaggerated thing is that there were several Brahmin ascetics who went to court with no shirts on their backs, and their bodies had not been bathed for who knows how many days. The color was wrong and they were covered in mud. There are also flowers on the face, but I don’t know what they mean?
"The Great Khan is here!"
"The Great Khan is here!"
"The Great Khan has arrived..."
"..."
At this time, Little Guizi's father-in-law shouted at the top of his lungs that the sweat is coming!
Shouting once is not enough, you have to shout several times. The first time was Mongolian, the second time was Manchurian, the third time was Chinese, the fourth time was Persian, the fifth time was Hindi, and the sixth time was Sanskrit.
After roaring with six voices, they all saluted Kangxi Khan together - today is a great court meeting, so of course they have to salute, but it is not three bows and nine kowtows, but a casual kowtow. Then they heard Kangxi speaking in Mongolian and Manchurian. , Chinese, Persian, Hindi, and Sanskrit say "flat body" six times.
I have to say that Kangxi Khan's current attitude is much more correct than when Dorgon took over the Central Plains! If he had had this attitude back then, Zhu Heji would not have been driven out of China and became a wandering court, and even the title of the Qing Dynasty was abandoned.
