"What does he need for stone mills, sugar, scales, rice cakes and Nan (my) carved copper wine pot?"
"Daddy, the lieutenant didn't say...I guess he wants to use a stone mill to grind the sugar into powder and eat it with rice cakes?"
"That's too particular, isn't it? When I was in the palace, I wasn't that particular! No, then what's the use of a scale and a wine flask?"
"Maybe the amount of sugar you eat has to be weighed first? As for the hip flask..."
"Nan (I) have to go and take a look... A little sugar doesn't matter, that wine pot is a good thing, Nian (I) brought it out of the palace. There is also an old longevity star engraved on the pot, so But my precious treasure must not be broken. Oh, why did you give this to him?"
"It's not that (I) gave it to him, he took it from (your) study..."
Early this morning, when Eunuch Pang, the factory father-in-law, was observing the pigsty in his house that had been changed beyond recognition and filled with smelly fish and rotten shrimps, he heard some strange news from his godson, the young father-in-law Pang Siming.
Zhu Hesheng had just sent Su Zhanshan and Zhao Hongkui, two stupid boys, to get a small stone mill, a small scale for weighing Chinese medicine, a small carved copper wine pot and a large plate of rice cakes from Pang Siming.
Stone mills, small scales, sugar, and rice cakes didn't matter to Eunuch Pang, but the carved copper wine pot had special meaning to Eunuch Pang - it was the first thing he stole in the Imperial Palace in Beijing. nice one. Although it was not worth a few taels of silver, it was the beginning of Eunuch Pang's fortune!
Since then, Eunuch Pang's financial fortune has been getting better and better. Even if the Ming Dynasty is gone, he still has more and more money.
This baby can't be ruined by a lunatic named Zhu Qipao!
By the way, now Eunuch Pang also thinks Zhu Qipao is crazy!
If you weren't crazy, how could you send 60 troops to occupy a pigsty? After taking over, they drove away the pigs and turned the pigsty into a place where smelly fish and rotten shrimps were piled... And these smelly fish and rotten shrimps were all bought with money, and the money was still good. Eunuch Pang’s money!
The most exaggerated thing is that Zhu Qipao also sent several child soldiers to stand guard in shifts, saying that they were protecting the "pig pen" and preventing homeless pigs from sleeping in the pen.
How did these pigs offend Zhu Qipao?
In the end, Eunuch Pang couldn't stand it any longer, so he showed compassion and called a group of butchers from Gucheng Village to turn the homeless pigs into bacon...
However, even if Eunuch Pang thought Zhu Qipao was crazy, he would not dare to drive Zhu Qipao out, who was "as fierce as a tiger and as evil as a wolf".
Zhu Qipao is so fierce! Moreover, Yongmeng Su and Da Boling who came with Zhu Qipao, as well as Mr. Yu’s uncle Swen Bai and his master Guo Youde, all took the wrong medicine and went crazy with Zhu Qipao!
Not to mention the two stupid boys Su Zhanshan and Zhao Hongkui, they would do whatever Zhu Qipao said.
With the support of these six people, Zhu Qipao can firmly control the more than 180 "refugee soldiers" brought to Gucheng Village.
Eunuch Pang, the factory boss, is now a rich man, and he is still a rich man who is attached to Zhu Jushan and Zhu Qipao. How can he dare to be rude to a slightly crazy Zhu Qipao? Don't kill him with an axe!
Although he was a little afraid of Zhu Qipao, Eunuch Pang still couldn't bear to part with his copper pot, so he went to the hall occupied by Zhu Hesheng with his young father-in-law Pang Siming.
When he arrived, Zhu Hesheng, Da Boling and Master Guo were eating rice cakes dipped in powdered sugar, talking quietly, and watching Su Zhanshan and Zhao Hongkui carefully put the well-mixed powdered sweet gunpowder into Eunuch Pang's copper kettle.
What are you doing?
Eunuch Pang was confused. Could it be that Zhu Qipao, a lunatic, wanted to store the uneatable powdered sugar in a copper pot and eat it slowly? This day is spent so carefully!
At this time, Zhu Hesheng also saw Eunuch Pang, so he greeted him with a smile: "Mr. Factory, have you eaten? Come and have some together?"
"No, it's hard for (I) not to be hungry,"
As he spoke, Eunuch Pang pulled up a chair and sat down next to Zhu Hesheng. Just when he was about to ask for his precious copper pot, Zhu Hesheng had already taken out a scroll. Eunuch Pang smiled and said: "Mr. Factory, please go first check it out."
"This is this?" Eunuch Pang took the scroll and unfolded it. He saw four big characters written on the top of the table - Tips!
It looks like the handwriting belongs to Zhuge San and the fortune teller. Why is this guy who is not very good at fortune telling now trying his best tricks again?
Although Eunuch Pang didn't believe Zhuge's clever plan, he still looked down patiently. He jumped up suddenly after reading half of it: "What? Do you want Zhuge, the king of heaven, to be the third prince of Zhuge? Also, Do you still want Nan (me) to be a personal witness?”
"Can't you?" Zhu Hesheng looked up at Eunuch Pang.
"This, this..." Eunuch Pang was so hesitant that he couldn't speak.
"Mr. Factory," Master Guo looked at Eunuch Pang's troubled face and said with a smile, "Nig, just do as you are told. The military advisor has every plan and you can't make any mistakes. Besides, I have Master Yu helping me with the physical evidence." ...My uncle Bai (Sven Bai) went to Haimen Port early this morning to see the second master for business."
Yu Zhongxian's brother was also a scholar, but his interest was not in being an official, but in the collection and production of antiques, calligraphy and paintings, and he was particularly interested in metal and stone seal carving. Rich people in Dahao and Haimen would ask him to take a look at any antique calligraphy and painting they got.
As part of Zhuge's military advisor's clever plan, Mr. Yu had to help make Prince Ding's belt card and seal... This was the physical evidence that could prove Zhu Jushan's identity.
But Eunuch Pang shook his head repeatedly, "Yu Er is just a three-legged cat, and his skills are not up to par!"
Zhu Hesheng smiled and said: "Manufacturer, don't be anxious, I have irrefutable evidence, and Big Brother Hui will definitely believe it!"
Ironclad evidence?
Eunuch Pang was stunned and thought to himself: "Could it be that you have already slept with that girl Qiu Shuzhen? But even if that girl helps you, Qiu Hui still can't believe that your father who looks a bit like Mr. Guan is the third prince Zhu. ah!"
Just as he was thinking of this, he heard Su Zhanshan and Zhao Hongkui talking angrily.
"Young Master, it's done!"
"Young Master, please take a look!"
As he spoke, a small copper wine pot with a cork handle inserted into the spout was handed to Zhu Hesheng.
Eunuch Pang also recognized the wine pot - it was his "auspicious pot"! Why did it end up like this?
"Little lieutenant," Eunuch Pang hurriedly called Zhu Hesheng's official position, "What is this?"
Zhu Hesheng took the wine bottle in his hand, played with it, and nodded with satisfaction, "Not bad...the weight is just right! Mr. Guang, this is called a grenade hammer!"
What grenade hammer? Eunuch Pang said in his heart: "This is obviously Nan's precious wine bottle!"
Zhu Hesheng smiled and said: "With it, Big Boss Hui will definitely believe that my father is the third prince Zhu... and he will also send troops to help relieve the siege of Guiyu City!"
this one? Eunuch Pang thought to himself: "It seems that Cannon Zhu is really crazy...Nan (me) should not argue with the madman. Doesn't he just want to give Nian (my) auspicious pot to Da Lao Hui?" Is it? At worst, it will be difficult for (me) to go back and ask for it from Big Brother Hui."
Just as he was thinking about it, Zhu Hesheng spoke again, "Mr. Factory, after Boss Hui has seen this evidence, it's your turn to take the stage. Do you know what to say?"
"Ah," Eunuch Pang thought for a while, "Well, then Nan (me) will say that Nan (me) and Nan (me)'s adoptive father followed the secret decree of Master Wei Miao and secretly escorted His Royal Highness Prince Ding southward... ...Is this feasible?”
"Where's the secret decree?" Zhu Hesheng asked again.
"The secret decree..." Eunuch Pang thought again, "Nan (I) remembered it. The secret decree asked Nan (my) godfather (Pang Tianshou) to take it to Yunnan."
"Okay," Zhu Hesheng nodded and said with a smile, "That's it. Tomorrow I will go to Dahao with Yongmeng Su to meet the boss Hui! You and my aunt should wait a few days with Mr. Guo, so that the second master can prepare the physical evidence. Now, let’s go to Dahao together.”
That's all? Eunuch Pang was startled again. He still hadn't said how to arrange the proposal of marriage to Miss Qiu Si! You finally realized that you were a toad and couldn't eat the piece of swan meat, so you gave up?
