Give it a try? Want to try it?
I don’t know what Da Bo Ling and Zhuge Military Advisor are thinking? The first thing I thought of was eating it, it seemed like it would be some kind of dessert with sugar added.
"No, no, I won't eat this stuff! I'm a long time old and I don't like eating sweets." Zhuge Military Advisor, who was good at calculations, shook his head like a rattle. He had already done calculations with his fingers just now. This "sweet gunpowder dessert" will definitely be poisonous if you eat it!
"Paozi, my aunt doesn't want to eat it, she's afraid of getting angry..." My aunt Dabo Ling, who is as beautiful as a peach blossom, is even more afraid to eat it. There is so much fire salt added to this thing, she will definitely get angry if she eats it. ! When the time comes, I will have pimples all over my face, how ugly it will be!
Zhu Hesheng was a little dumbfounded after hearing their opinions. Why did he just eat it? Although we are all Cantonese and we are very particular about eating, we can’t think of eating everything we see first, right?
"This is not for food, this is a kind of gunpowder!" As Zhu Hesheng spoke, he wrapped the handle of the copper spoon with a rag, and then placed the head of the spoon filled with sweet gunpowder on the red clay stove next to it. On the flames...
...
Zhu Jushan, Mr. Yu and the short and fat master Guo Youde ran all the way. In the blink of an eye, they ran from the tower of the north gate of the Guiyu capital to the Zhu family compound in the southwest corner of the city.
As soon as they rushed into the courtyard, the three of them saw an incredible scene.
Zhu Qipao, Da Boling, Zhuge Sanhe were sitting around Zhang Fang's table in the living room. There was also a copper pot, six copper chamber pots and a small copper wine pot on the square table.
Zhu Qipao was scraping something into the copper pot with a spoon, and the paste he scraped out was poured into the spout of a chamber pot. Da Bo Ling was holding a wooden stick and stuffing it into the spout of another chamber pot. Zhuge Military Advisor was holding a steel scale to weigh a copper chamber pot stuffed with wooden sticks...
Are these three people crazy? Why did they go crazy together? Will this madness ever transcend people?
Zhu Jushan was the first to react and yelled: "Sai Zai, A Ling, military advisor, what are you doing?"
Mr. Yu also shouted: "Qizai, why do you put so many chamber pots on the dining table? Are they dirty?"
Tianjin master Guo Youde had no interest in the chamber pot on the table. He only cared about one question: Is Zhu Qipao the grandson of Zhu San? So he pointed at Zhu Qipao and asked: "Pao Pao Zhu, please stop talking nonsense. To be honest, is Ni Liao the grandson of Zhu San?"
At this time, Zhu Hesheng had just put the last bit of sweet gunpowder that could be dug out from the copper pot into a copper chamber pot, and then handed it to Da Boling from the chamber pot to "insert the stick." When I heard the questions from Zhu Jushan, Mr. Yu and Guo Youde, I didn't know how to answer them for a moment? So he didn't answer, but asked instead: "Is that dog officer Deng Guangming planning to attack the capital of Guiyu?"
When Zhu Jushan and Mr. Yu heard this question, they looked at each other with solemn expressions on their faces, but didn't say anything - it's not easy to talk about this! Deng Guangming did not attack the city. They were good brothers who had known each other for eight worshippers.
But if Deng Guangming is determined to attack the capital of Guiyu, it’s hard to say whether our good brothers will have anything left to do!
The Tianjin master Guo Youde didn't have so many worries. When he heard Zhu Hesheng's question, he opened his mouth and answered: "Cannon Zhu, the one named Deng who killed the nun is Zhu San's grandson. If we can't make peace, we will have a spoon stand!"
Zhu Hesheng thought it was funny to hear his Tianjin dialect. When he was studying in university in Beijing, he had a buddy from Tianjin who lived in the same dormitory, so he also learned some Tianjin dialect - he has so many skills that he can't be overwhelmed! So now he showed it off, and replied in Tianjin dialect: "The guy named Deng is bullshit. He and I have a quarrel, but I'm not afraid of him if we want to quarrel with each other. The worst is to let him go! He thinks he is making a fool of himself, but he can't. I have this! Hehehe..."
As he spoke, Zhu Hesheng pointed at the chamber pots with wooden sticks stuck in them!
Hearing his substandard Tianjin dialect, Mr. Yu and Guo Youde were both confused - they thought Zhu Jushan was from Nanyang, Henan Province, but Zhu Qipao's Tianjin dialect... was afraid that he was from Nanyang, Henan Province. Emperor Chongzhen is the same, right? It is impossible for Zhu Qipao himself to have been to Tianjin and Beijing. His Tianjin dialect must have been learned from Zhu Jushan! Is it possible that Zhu Jushan is really the third prince Zhu?
Of course Zhu Jushan can't speak Tianjin dialect, but he can understand it. Because many of the eunuchs in the Ming Dynasty were brought by Tianjin Weiyi, and the eunuchs in the Tang Palace in Nanyang were all sent from Beijing, and they all spoke in the same way.
So he opened his mouth and asked: "Shai Zai, what are you talking about? Do you want to use a chamber pot to defeat Deng Guangming's army? Are you crazy or stupid?"
Ah, you also understand Tianjin dialect!
Mr. Yu and Guo Youde both looked at Zhu Jushan with suspicion - the more they looked at him, the more they thought he looked like Prince Zhu San! They look alike, talk alike, walk alike...everything looks alike! As for the beard back then, it must have been glued on to hide it from others!
"This is not an ordinary chamber pot!" Zhuge Military Advisor shook his goose feather fan at this time and spoke seriously, "This is the Zhuge Tianlei Pot made by the poor Taoist using the secret method passed down by his ancestors!"
What? Zhu Hesheng was shocked. He had never seen such a shameless person, clearly grabbing intellectual property rights! A good Zhu Jitian gunpowder chamber pot becomes Zhuge Liang's Tianlei chamber pot...
"Tian Lei chamber pot?" Mr. Yu asked, "Will it explode?"
"Of course!" Zhuge Military Advisor was also unambiguous. He reached out and picked up the copper spoon that had been burned once and was slightly deformed. He dug out a little more sweet gunpowder from the mouth of a chamber pot with a wooden stick inserted, then poured it into the copper pot, and then poured it into the copper pot. He took out a piece of talisman paper, lit it on the red clay stove, and threw it into the copper pot... In the blink of an eye, the fire was radiating, which was much stronger than when black gunpowder burned!
Military Advisor Zhuge said proudly: "You know how powerful it is, right? There are six chamber pots and one wine pot here, all of which contain the thunder method secretly passed down by our ancestors... Coupled with the empty city strategy passed down secretly by our ancestors, we will definitely be able to defeat them." Deng Guangming will kill everyone and leave no one behind!"
"What?" Mr. Yu was stunned again, "The empty city strategy can kill all the people without leaving any trace behind? Taoist Sanhe, don't lie to me, I have watched "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms"!"
Old man Yu is a scholar! But if you are literate, you can recite "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" backwards and forwards.
"The ninety-fifth chapter of "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" talked about the lost street pavilion and the empty city plan!" Mr. Yu said, "I remember clearly, but I didn't kill Sima Yi to pieces!"
Zhuge Military Advisor smiled coldly: "Then what will happen if Sima Yi leads his troops into Xicheng County?"
"Of course..." Mr. Yu couldn't say anything.
Zhuge Liang was such an awesome person, he was almost as good as a living god. How could he be caught and executed by Sima Yi?
There must be a back-up plan!
Zhuge Military Advisor shook his goose-feather fan and said: "Luo Guanzhong, who wrote "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", is not from our Zhuge family. He doesn't know the killing move that our ancestors laid out in the empty city plan!"
"The Empty City Strategy also has a killing move?" This is the first time Mr. Yu has heard of it.
"That's right!" Zhuge Military Advisor was also a big liar. He said, "Bo Wangpo has a killing move, Xinye County has a killing move, how can it be possible that there is no killing move in Xicheng County? That Sima Yi is quite smart and did not run into Xicheng. County, otherwise a life will be lost, and the ancestors will be dead as soon as they leave Qishan."
"That's such a pity..." Mr. Yu has been fooled.
Zhuge Military Advisor continued to wave his goose feather fan to deceive, "It's a pity, but the ancestors' empty city plan will not be buried, but will be passed down from generation to generation to Pindao. This time it is just used to kill him. Deng Guangming! Lord Yu, do you think you want to kill Deng Guangming?"
"It's necessary!" Zhu Hesheng had already spoken with a serious face, "Master Qi, now is the time for you and me to fight to the death... If we can't kill Deng Guangming, then we will be dead!"
Mr. Yu's face suddenly turned pale, and he thought to himself, "If my old man dies, you, a boy who died early, can live?"
At this time, Zhu Jushan also understood that the critical moment was coming, and suddenly stretched out his hand to hold Mr. Yu's arm, "Brother... It depends on you to fight against the Qing Dynasty and restore the Ming Dynasty! We now have Zhuge Divine Thunder and Kong Ming's secret plan, but we are afraid that we will not be able to defeat him." That brave and foolhardy Deng Guangming? As soon as Deng Guangming dies, we will ask Big Brother Hui to send troops, and the entire Chaozhou will be ours!"
Master Guo Youde and Master Guo have also seen the situation clearly at this time. If Mr. Yu dares to say no, this Zhu Tianwang who looks like Guan Gong will turn his back and kill his eldest brother!
So he hurriedly persuaded the old man: "City Lord, the time has come for me to become the ninth minister, so I have to give up!"
Mr. Yu sighed and glanced at the Heavenly King Zhu Zhujushan next to him, whose face was flushed and murderous. He could only grit his teeth and said: "Attack your mother, I will fight against you, and you will die..." .”
Seeing that Master Qi had finally made up his mind to follow the revolution, Zhu Hesheng hurriedly struck while the iron was hot: "Master Qi, since you are determined, then tonight we will gather everyone, cut off pigtails, drink blood wine, make an alliance with blood, and fight against Qingyao together. Let’s do it to the end!”
Mr. Yu glanced at his Qi Zi and said to himself: "Well, you, Zhu San's grandson, cut off his pigtails and drank blood wine. This is driving everyone to a dead end... How could Emperor Chongzhen do this?" Is there a grandson as cruel as you?"
