"Is this another war caused by the smuggling of pornographic films? Haha, how much does Lin Zhongtang hate pornographic films?"
In the captain's office of the returning Lushun, Zhuge Weidao was sitting on a chair, drinking coffee and reading the telegraph newspaper sent to him by Wang Wen. I couldn't help but laugh when I saw Lin Zexu smuggling a piece of girl to talk about something again.
This is probably fate, right?
Wang Wen said seriously: "Brother Daozi, this has nothing to do with whether Lin Zhongtang hates Yapian or not...this is the fact!"
"Fact?" Zhuge Weidao looked at Wang Wen with a smile and said to himself: "This Wang Jinxue has learned to be smart now and knows how to act based on the eyes of his superiors. Lin Zexu brought up the 'Yipian War' again. It was obvious that he did not want to fight with Great Britain. The empire was completely broken. He was leaving steps for both sides! But there is nothing wrong with this policy. Now the Ming Dynasty has defeated the British two small ones. Not only does it show Britain's foreign strength but also its own strength! Next It's a good opportunity to "collect dogs". If there is anything worse about the Ming Dynasty than Britain, it is that there are a little less "dogs". Those vassal states lying flat are of no use, and they are also a burden on the battlefield. Daikin in the west, Japan in the east It can be beaten, but it is still an unclear dog at the moment... So it is really time to slow down and get a few more good dogs!
As for the British side, most of them are willing to take it slow. The Royal Navy, which they are proud of, has just been beaten badly and has big eyesight. If they don't sort it out and review it, how can they dare to fight again? Moreover, India was threatened by Daoguang. Unless the mines of India and Afghanistan were removed, they would not dare to break with the Ming Dynasty. "
Wang Wen had already discovered the truth at this time and said with a smile: "We did encounter the Ya Pian ship of the East India Company, and when we were chasing the Ya Pian ship, a squadron of the British Royal Navy's India Fleet replaced those ships. The Yapian ship came forward in an attempt to protect the evil Yapian trade. But in the end, it was taken care of by my heroic and invincible Beiyang Fleet of the Ming Dynasty!"
"But why did the squadron of the British India Fleet take the lead on behalf of the East India Company's ships?" Zhuge Weidao asked.
"This..." Wang Wen thought carefully, "You have to ask that rotten butt Charlie Elliot about this. He is the chief staff officer of the British Squadron, and he is also the commander of the squadron, George Elliot. My cousin must know about the collusion between the Indian Grand Fleet and Yapian Ship!"
It turns out that Charlie Elliot was captured by the Port Arthur! Wasn't the lifeboat on the Indomitable burned by the picric acid bomb dropped from the airship? Therefore, the British naval officers and soldiers who abandoned the ship had to swim to the destroyer escorting the Indomitable before they could be rescued. But Charlie Elliot, who has a big butt, can only use his arms to paddle the water, and can't push the water with his legs, so he can't swim fast... And that George Elliot doesn't want to take his cousin with him, so he can take care of himself. Wandered away.
In the end, Charlie Yilu, who was wearing a lifebuoy, could only watch the life-saving destroyer sail away, and then he fell alive into the hands of the Ming Navy sailors sent by the Lushun in a small sampan to rescue people.
Of course, the Ming Empire Navy is a benevolent force and treats prisoners preferentially, so after George Yilu was fished out, he was immediately sent to the ship's infirmary to have his butt treated.
When he thought that Charlie Elliot, the "protector of big porn dealers", had been caught, Zhuge Weidao actually believed Wang Wen's story.
He thought for a while and then asked Wang Wendao: "Jinxue, has that Charlie Yilu's butt been cured?"
"Extreme Spiritual Chaos Jue"
"Okay, he's cured." Wang Wen said, "It's no serious problem. Do you want to interrogate him?"
Zhuge Weidao nodded: "Then let's ask... We have to ask how he protected the smuggling of the girl."
"That's right," Wang Wen stood up and said, "We have to ask for a confession, otherwise our battle will be a bit abrupt."
Zhuge Weidao and Wang Wen left the office one after another, walked along a narrow corridor for ten or twenty meters, and then opened the door and entered a clean and tidy infirmary. As soon as I opened the door and walked in, I heard Charlie Yilu asking for painkillers from the doctor on the ship in authentic Beijing dialect!
"Doctor, would you like to give me another injection in my forehead? F, okay? My forehead and buttocks really hurt so much that I can't sleep!"
As soon as Zhuge Weidao heard this fluent Beijing dialect, he knew that Charlie Yilu must have studied in the Ming Dynasty.
At this time, a medical officer in a white coat saw Zhuge Weidao and came up to him and gave him a military salute: "Sir, are you here to interrogate the prisoners?"
"Yes, can I be interrogated?" Zhuge Weidao asked.
"No problem," the medical officer replied, "I also guessed that you and Director Wang would come to interrogate him, so you didn't give him a large dose... so he has a very clear mind."
What a kindhearted doctor!
Zhuge nodded in approval, and then walked around a screen with Wang Wen, and then saw Charlie Yilu lying on the hospital bed with a handcuff attached to the hospital bed.
"Yi Lu, do you know your crime?" Wang Wen stared and started to ask.
"Aware of sin?" Yiluxin said, "I am suffering!"
Thinking of this, Yilu said in Beijing dialect: "Uh, uh, I'm an officer of the Royal Navy of the British Empire... I'm a legal prisoner of war, you can't abuse me!"
Hey, that's pretty cool.
Zhuge Weidao smiled and said: "Yi Lu, we know what you do! Aren't you just a British naval officer who protects YA film dealers? Tell me...who owns those YA Pian ships? Yes. Sassoon’s ship? Chaton’s ship? Or Diandi’s ship?”
"Sassoon? Chaton? Diandi?" Yilu looked confused, "Who are they?"
"They are all big pornographic film dealers!" Zhuge Weidao said, "Honestly, did you come all the way to Japan to help escort the East India Company's pornographic film dealers?"
Yi Luxin said: "As for that? Send two battleships to sell pieces... How big a deal is this? And now one Indomitable has been sunk! The cost of this ship alone is more than 800,000 pounds! This is still Sterling during the Napoleonic Wars!”
Seeing that Yilu didn't reply, Zhuge Weidao knew that he was going to deny it, and immediately snorted coldly: "Yilu, if you are not here to protect Yapian, then why are you with those Yapian ships? Are you Do you want to use a boat as bait to lure us in so that we can be eliminated in one fell swoop?"
Wang Wen added: "Yilu... If you have friction with us to protect Yapian Ship, this matter can still be resolved diplomatically... You, the British Empire, will pay some money and then cut it off." Port, promise not to traffic in girls again, and this matter will be over. If you have been planning to deal with us for a long time, haha...then our Hongwu Emperor should go to India for a visit!"
Hearing this, Yilu trembled.
His trip to Japan has been messed up and he has become a sinner of the British Empire. If he wants to lure the Hongwu Emperor to India again, it will be an unforgivable crime.
...
Japan, Edo Castle.
February 11th.
Between the royal family.
At this time, Tokugawa Ieki suddenly felt a little breathless, as if someone was squeezing his neck, which was very uncomfortable... However, he still had to work hard to maintain the majesty of the general who conquered the barbarians, and he could not listen to the Navy's Tokugawa principles. Qi Zhao fainted during the report.
However, the air in the imperial room was really depressing and almost suffocating. Not only did Mr. Gongfang feel chest tightness and shortness of breath, but also several senior middlemen present and the young and strong Tokugawa Saiaki felt a little breathless. coming.
Tokugawa Qi Zhao lay on the ground and said to the general in a voice that was so suppressed that he was about to die: "My lord, according to the report of the naval staff, the British suffered heavy losses in the Battle of Jiyin. The battleship Revenge was severely damaged, and the battleship Revenge was severely damaged. The Indomitable was sunk, the cruiser Lidian was sunk, and the destroyer Hippopotamus was sunk, with a total loss of more than a thousand sailors. Fleet Admiral George Elliot himself was slightly injured and has now returned to Osaka... In addition, Admiral Elliot also expressed to the Navy that if Japan is willing to work with the British Empire to fight against the ambitions of the Ming Empire, the British Empire will give Japan full support. If Japan is unwilling to participate in this war, Japan can declare outside neutrality! "
