"They went crazy and started fighting for the two broken stone doors, as if they were some kind of treasure, a bunch of stupid humans!"
After Tiezhu finished speaking, he quickly added: "Except you, dad. You just don't have a high level of education. My son has attended private schools for more than ten years. I can help you with your literacy later."
"Go away, your dad and I are a college student!" Jiang Chen was speechless and raised his hand. It doesn't matter if he hits or not. The main thing is that the other person is too sincere and doesn't seem to be swearing at all.
But what he said was extremely ugly.
"Okay, dad." Tie Zhu said, making a difficult move and rolling his body several times, but his head remained level and motionless.
"Don't let me do such difficult moves next time. I'm your son, not a dog. I've never seen a son trained like this."
Jiang Chen: "..."
This child is filial, but his brain is too crazy, and he can't understand human speech very well.
There's logic, but not much.
"Dad, I'm telling you, when those idiots saw Shimen, it was like seeing a beautiful woman. They got close to her, kissed and hugged her. They even killed each other because of it and died miserably."
"I was afraid of being infected by their stupidity, so I planned to go out in a different direction, but the more I dug in, the less I could find my way out."
"When I finally reached a wide area, I realized that I had entered an underground palace."
"I encountered many terrifying things on the road, including skeletons that were bigger than me now, ape skeletons ten feet high, and the surrounding ground was red, and the corpses were dead but not stiff..."
"I guess there may be real dragons among them. They all died on the road. It seems that they violated the taboos of that ghost place or the magic circle."
"I followed their corpses all the way forward, and finally saw the deepest things."
"..."
"Snapped"
A slap fell on Tie Zhu's head.
"What's the point? Who did you learn from?" Jiang Chen was angry.
This stupid dragon paused for a long time after saying one sentence. After saying the last sentence, he let out a low and muffled "hiss, hiss" sound in his mouth, but did not continue to talk. He had a way of keeping people's appetites.
"Hey dad, I have also studied storytelling for a few years, how about it? It's very professional, right? Just tell me, in the situation just now, I asked you to put in a certain amount of money to continue listening. Did you pay on the spot?"
Tie Zhu held his head high and swayed left and right, his pride evident in his expression.
Hearing this, Jiang Chen silently took out the Yin Divine Hammer and the Divine Suppressing Nail, and made left and right gestures on the dragon's head, as if choosing a suitable position.
"Stop! Dad, this is just a joke. There is no need for violence between father and son. If there is a fight, who will provide for you in the future?"
"I'll keep talking, I'll keep talking!"
Tie Zhu sped up his speech: "Perhaps these powerful beasts and alien species have almost wiped out the thunder in that place. I successfully saw what they were fighting for together."
"That is an altar. There is a big iron pillar on it, with nine charming dragons outlined on it, and nine powerful names engraved on it!"
"What are the differences?" Jiang Chen became serious.
Something to do with dragons will definitely not be simple.
"How do I know?" Tie Zhu tilted his head and said matter-of-factly: "I didn't know how to read at that time!"
Jiang Chen: "..."
"Hehe, but I wrote it down."
His words once again aroused Jiang Chen's expectations.
"I wrote down the most powerful thing. It's not any dragon, but a big iron pillar surrounded by nine dragons. How about this? This is the origin of your son's name. Is he domineering or mysterious?"
After hearing its words, Jiang Chen seemed to have lost all his strength, his eyes were lifeless, and he had no hope for life.
After a long while, he slowly gave a thumbs up: "...What a good name."
"Dad, you are discerning. By the way, I saw that pillar as a good thing at that time. I wanted to swallow it and take it back, but I failed. My belly was squeezed open and a lot of blood bled on it."
"Then I heard rumblings from all around, and the palace actually started to sink."
"Fortunately, I was smart and ran out rolling and crawling."
"After that, I had the opportunity to turn into a dragon. If I think about it carefully, maybe it was all thanks to that pillar. Dad, I tell you, it must be a good thing!"
Jiang Chen also became serious when he heard this.
Although most of what this silly dragon said was confusing and full of rational stupidity, the whole thing was indeed a shocking secret!
More than a thousand years ago, there was such a mysterious ancient temple, which attracted a large number of adults. Legend has it that strange creatures competed for it.
Just licking an iron pillar in the deepest part, or leaving a trace of blood, can make a snake embark on the path of transforming into a dragon...
"Do you still remember the location of that ancient palace?" Jiang Chen asked.
Upon hearing this, Tie Zhu immediately raised his head, showing his trademark natural expression.
Before it could speak, Jiang Chen had already confirmed: "I understand, you forgot, right?"
Tie Zhu was originally dissatisfied with being interrupted, but when he heard this, he quickly became pleasantly surprised: "Dad, how do you know that? You know me too well!"
"There is no better son than a father." Jiang Chen said helplessly.
If he didn't interrupt, the other party would definitely say, I don't understand geography, how can I remember it?
"..."
He was silent for a while.
After some conversation, we got a general understanding of this dragon.
At least for now, it seems that the other party does not have too many complicated ideas, but stubbornly believes that by following him, he can find an opportunity to turn a dragon into a dragon.
On the other hand, in this era, some ancient strange things have almost disappeared.
It probably also regarded Jiang Chen as the same kind.
Jiang Chen pondered for a while and made a decision. He would take this silly dragon with him first to observe the effects. At least in a sense, it can be regarded as a living ancient history and can answer his questions at any time.
"Stop by the river."
he shouted.
The iron pillar immediately stopped, with its head lying on the bank, tilting slightly downward, forming an angle that was not too steep with the ground.
Jiang Chen walked down, still a little weak, and stood with a hammer in his hand.
He took out a few things, which were half a white candle given by King Taishan, a stick of red incense, a small half bottle of sesame oil, and three pieces of paper money given by King Ping Ping.
"Do you recognize these things?"
He thought for a while, and before strengthening, he asked Tiezhu first.
After Tie Zhu put him down, he immersed himself into the Yangtze River and drank the water in big gulps. He didn't even raise his head when he heard the words, and spoke mixed with the sound of water.
"Of course I know this. Isn't it the virtue money, soul-accumulating incense, blessing wax and the like?"
"It's all good stuff."
"Dad, you don't have to doubt that those little dolls are good to you. For a king-level powerhouse, these are the bottom of the box."
"Why don't you tell me that you are my father? I just received the gift and before I even traveled two hundred miles, I couldn't wait to take it out and see the price. My son, I have to learn from you and be pragmatic."
