Push the door open and go in.
There was a middle-aged man sitting on the hospital bed near the door. He was holding a fragment of a mirror that he got from somewhere. He opened his mouth wide and tried his best to look at his throat.
He seemed to suspect there was something in there.
When Jiang Chen came in, neither of them caught his attention.
On the other side, squatting in the corner by the window was a young man with 11 written on his hospital gown, talking to himself.
If you listen carefully, his words will make your hair stand on end.
After a while, his tone was gentle: "I'm sorry, wife, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you angry, I didn't mean it."
After a while, he became hysterical again: "I saw you and that foxy girl together with my own eyes!"
"Liu Shihao, Liu Shihao, think about it for yourself. You had nothing back then, you were short, ugly, and poor. When I marry you, your ancestral graves are filled with smoke."
"How dare you do this to me now?"
"I'll tell my father later and ask him to remove you from your post!"
After the man said this to himself with a fierce expression, his expression suddenly became frightened, and he trembled and begged for mercy: "No, please, my wife, misunderstanding, this must be a misunderstanding."
"Misunderstanding? You took off your pants in front of that vixen. Do you really think I'm blind? I was also blind at the beginning. I didn't choose from so many handsome young men, but I chose a three-inch chick like you! You're so carefree!"
When No. 11 got excited, he actually raised his hand and slapped himself several times.
"It's not what you think. She is just a potted plant. At that time, she said that she was about to dry up and died. She asked me to help her water some water. I thought it would be better to add some fertilizer, so..."
See this scene.
No. 15 unconsciously took two steps back, obviously a little scared.
Although she is also sick, she is generally normal, but the two patients in this house are in a state of madness all the time, and anyone who sees them will be scared.
Jiang Chen didn't dislike it at all and strode forward.
First, we came to bed No. 13.
He also stared at the other person's throat, and then said: "Don't look for it. The little devils in the belly are usually very smart. When there is a mirror, they will hide."
Hearing this, No. 13 was stunned for a moment, and then became pleasantly surprised.
Finally, someone admits that everyone has a little devil in their belly!
But when he raised his head and saw Jiang Chen in a white coat, a trace of fear appeared on his face unconsciously: "Doctor...doctor?"
"Yes." Jiang Chen looked at him: "No. 13, has your condition improved recently?"
"Sick...I'm not sick. There really is a kid. You clearly said it just now..." He started to struggle.
I didn’t want to offend the doctor, nor did I want to admit that I was sick.
"I know there is a kid. I mean, why would your kid hurt you?" Jiang Chen followed his words.
"Ah..." No. 13 was obviously stunned for a while: "Doctor, won't the kid in your belly hurt you?"
"Of course, they usually only help us smooth our intestines and eat properly. They are mankind's best friends." Jiang Chen looked serious.
No. 13 lowered his head this time and pondered for a long time, and then said in despair: "Maybe they hate me, after all, I was the one who swallowed them alive in one bite."
Hearing this, Jiang Chen nodded: "That makes sense. It is difficult to resolve such a huge hatred."
"The little devil in your belly has been making trouble for such a long time. Ordinary treatment methods are unlikely to be effective. Today I will help you get rid of it once and for all."
"Doctor Wu, close the door!"
Listen to the weird conversation between the two.
No. 15 was already sweating profusely. He closed the door cautiously and pressed his back against it, ready to escape from this terrifying ward at any time.
"Doctor, what kind of treatment needs to be closed?" No. 13 was also stunned for a moment.
"Surgery, the conditions are limited, so I'm sorry for you." Jiang Chen said, he stepped forward and pushed the other person down on the bed, and started to tie his hands and feet with restraints.
No. 13 struggled a little: "Huh? Surgery directly here?"
"I'm sorry, but the kid in your belly may have evil thoughts and hurt you if he hears our conversation. We must take action as soon as possible!" Jiang Chen looked serious.
Soon, No. 13 was tied up.
Jiang Chen took out the scalpel, thought about it, pursed his lips, made a "puff puff" sound, and sprayed a lot of saliva on it.
This time No. 13 was completely panicked.
"Disinfect the scalpel with saliva? Are you serious? Ghost energy +999!"
"Don't be nervous, Xiao Jiang, it's okay, it will be fine, don't be nervous, Xiao Jiang, relax, take a deep breath, relax..."
At this time, he saw again that the doctor in front of him was murmuring, as if to comfort himself.
No. 13 was stunned for a moment.
I couldn't help but said: "Doctor, my surname is not Jiang either?"
"Well, my surname is Jiang."
Hearing this, No. 13 turned pale and struggled violently: "No, doctor, this is your first time to have an operation. Why do I feel that you are not very professional? How about we discuss it in the long term..."
"Who told you that this is my first time to have surgery? And whether a doctor is professional or not, can you, a patient, tell?" Jiang Chen's face was obviously unhappy when someone questioned his medical skills.
"But you seem very nervous, and you are still encouraging and comforting yourself. You are obviously a novice doctor!" At this moment, No. 13's logical thinking suddenly seemed to become normal and clear.
"You are wrong. In fact, I have rich surgical experience. The reason why I am nervous is just because I think of the medical accident just now." In order to reassure the other party, Jiang Chen explained.
"Medical accident!? Just now? Ghost energy +999... Ghost energy +999..."
No. 13's eyes widened and he struggled harder: "No! I don't want to do this surgery. Doctor, please let me down!"
"You look like a layman at first glance. Which doctor has not had a few medical accidents in his medical career?"
"I have only had a dozen or so accidents in the past half month of my medical practice. With such skills, what do you have to worry about?" Jiang Chen looked confident.
A dozen accidents in half a month?
Are you really going to practice medicine, not assassination?
This time, not only No. 13, but also No. 11, who was quarreling fiercely in the corner, couldn't help but look over. No. 15 even swallowed her saliva. She knew that this man who claimed to be a doctor was definitely not normal!
Before the other party entered the hospital, he might have been a perverted murderer who carried out serial murders under the guise of a doctor!
"Dr. Wu, take the medical records, I'm going to start the operation."
"By the way, come over and spray some saliva around to create a sterile environment and prevent the patient's wound infection."
