Jiang Chen walked in and lay on his side.
There was no light on inside, and a little boy of six or seven years old was squatting in the corner, his shoulders twitching constantly, and he was crying very sadly.
"Brother is dead, wuwuwu, brother is dead..."
Jiang Chen went over and patted the boy on the shoulder.
The other party turned around with a very pale face. After looking at Jiang Chen for a few times, he immediately showed a look of surprise and fear.
"Brother, why are you..."
Jiang Chen interrupted him directly: "Don't be afraid, today is my brother's first seven days, I will come back to see you."
"By the way, have you prepared anything delicious to offer to my brother?"
These words immediately confused the little boy.
The opponent's jumping thoughts caused his brain circuit to be blocked on the spot.
"Si Chun, Si Chun? Why are you in a daze again? This problem has been incurable since childhood. Now that my brother is gone, you will be the most worried."
Jiang Chen waved his hand in front of the boy's eyes and asked again: "Have you prepared any tribute to honor my brother, silly spring?"
"Who the hell do you call Shachun? Ghost energy +999!"
No matter how dull the little boy is, he can still hear the humiliation in these words.
"Haha, I don't know what you like to eat, brother..."
It started to prevaricate.
Unexpectedly, Jiang Chen immediately patted its head with pity: "Yes, asking this kind of question is too embarrassing for you, Silly Chun. People around you have said that you are not smart since you were young, and only brother is protecting you."
"You silly kid, my favorite food is fried babies. It's not easy for me to come back for the first seven days, so you have to sacrifice it."
He said, picked up the little boy and walked towards the kitchen.
The opponent's eyes widened.
"God loves fried children so much. When the worst ghost in our village sees you, he will call you Shengye! Ghost energy +999!"
Enter the kitchen.
Jiang Chen threw the little boy over.
He looked at the delivery boy and said, "Brother, the ingredients you asked for are here."
As soon as these words came out.
The little boy immediately looked over gloomily.
The delivery boy twitched his lips.
What a bastard, you really know how to take the blame!
"Don't be fooled. This man is full of lies. We are in the wrong place this time. He is probably a perverted ghost-killing maniac. Look!"
The delivery boy pointed at the mutilated corpse of the female ghost.
The little boy glanced at it with a sad expression on his face: "What should I do?"
"If we work together, there may be a way to survive!"
"Fight him!"
The two ghosts gritted their teeth and shouted.
After saying that, the delivery boy rushed forward, shouting "Come on, come on, come on".
There was a twisting sound from the takeout box in the living room, and the broken corpse was put together into a twisted woman, crawling out like a spider and attacking Jiang Chen at extremely fast speeds.
Jiang Chen glanced back.
He immediately lost interest. The woman did not turn into a ghost, she was just enveloped in the deliveryman's evil spirit and became a puppet.
He took one step forward, activated the powerful Bull Demon Fist, and his palm became thicker.
Grabbing the delivery boy's head.
Press down hard.
"boom"
His head hit the Yin Shen Hammer and exploded instantly.
The woman behind her also fell apart on the spot and turned into pieces of corpse.
"Brother, you died so miserably!!!"
The little boy cried even harder.
But it is just a low-level evil ghost, and it is difficult to influence Jiang Chen now.
"Don't be afraid Shachun, even though my brother is dead, you don't want to live!"
"Brother, I can't let you go!"
He strode over and grabbed the boy who was trying to jump out of the window to escape. He comforted him a few words and without saying anything, he also smashed him against the Yin Shen Hammer.
"puff"
The boy will never cry again.
After doing all this, Jiang Chen turned around and walked out of the kitchen, came to the bedroom, stood in the darkness, and stared at his sleeping "wife" for a long time.
Make the other person feel hairy all over.
It's really unbearable.
Jiang Chen then walked over, slowly lowered his head, leaned into the woman's ear and spoke softly: "Honey, I have dealt with all the bad guys. Let's take a bath, and then play some exciting interactive games?"
"Damn it, you really think of me as your wife? Ghost energy +999."
"Zhang Yuling is in a dilemma, should I obey him? Ghost energy +999."
"He is so cruel. If I resist, will I be cut into pieces..."
The female ghost was in a panic when she realized that she had been picked up by the man in front of her and walked towards the bathroom.
Stand at the door.
There was a constant sound of water flowing inside.
But when Jiang Chen opened the door and turned on the light, the bathroom was normal. The only unusual thing was that the bathtub was filled with water.
He walked over, stretched out his hand to test the water temperature, and shook his head: "It's too cold. What should I do if I freeze my wife?"
Saying this, he let go of the original water.
Then the water heater was adjusted and another tank of water was filled.
Looking at the steaming boiling water in front of me.
Zhang Yuling was shocked.
Are you going to give your wife a bath, or are you going to scald the pig and pluck it out? "Ghost energy +999..."
"Plop"
Caught off guard, Zhang Yuling was thrown in.
When the boiling water stirred up, her skin visibly wrinkled, and the originally white areas suddenly turned whiter, resembling a scalded pig.
It was Jiang Chen's turn.
He patted his head: "I seem to have forgotten the bath towel. Wife, you soak in it first, and I'll get it. I'll throw your clothes into the washing machine by the way!"
After saying that, he ran out directly.
A few minutes later.
When Jiang Chen came back again, he found that the bathroom light was flickering on and off.
He saw it in a few flashes.
In addition to his "wife", there was another figure in the bathtub, covered in blood, and the water in the entire bathtub turned red and continued to overflow.
"boom"
The bathroom door was closed.
It wasn't blown by the cold wind, but by Jiang Chenguan.
As a result, both ghosts were stunned for a moment.
He walked over angrily: "Okay, you bitch, are you stealing someone behind my back? How long have you been together?"
At this time, Zhang Yuling finally couldn't pretend to sleep anymore.
She hurriedly opened her eyes and explained: "That's not the case, old...husband, listen to me..."
The strange figure on the side was also a woman. It was stunned for a while and couldn't help but said: "Are you crazy? We are here to harm him. Do you really think of him as your husband?"
"Don't talk nonsense! How could I harm my husband!" Zhang Yuling immediately became anxious.
The other party didn't know how cruel this man was, but she knew it very well. The bedroom was facing the kitchen, and the tragic deaths of several ghosts before were still vivid in her mind.
"I love you so much, but you go behind my back and get together with someone else. You are so sorry for me, and you hurt my heart so much..."
Jiang Chen lowered his head at this moment and kept mumbling, his tone getting more and more crazy.
Zhang Yuling also became more frightened.
She suddenly thought of something and pulled the female ghost next to her: "No! Look, she is a woman!"
Unexpectedly, Jiang Chen's face turned even more ugly: "My wife actually fell in love with a woman!"
As soon as these words came out.
The two female ghosts were stunned.
Zhang Yuling was even more shocked.
He would rather doubt my sexual orientation than think about whether he might have misunderstood me?
