Zhang Beixing thought so.
He had already imagined the reaction of those little black guys after seeing his video.
Shocking, incredible, astonishing!
Then......
"Tip, the upload failed. Your video contains sensitive elements and failed the review."
"Reason for refusal of trial: bloody violence"
"Please correct this video."
Look at these three prompts that pop up on your computer.
Zhang Beixing was stunned and felt a little cracked.
No, what the hell is this!
"Although there is no evidence, I suspect that you are making things difficult for me, Zhang!"
Zhang Beixing said angrily.
This is his highlight moment. Those netizens can't see it. It's really a big loss for them!
But there is no way.
Who wouldn't let me go through trial?
"That's all, Douyin is short-sighted and not worth mentioning. Since Douyin can't post it, I might as well post it on Moments. Moments should also be a good place to collect suggestions, and you don't have to worry about posting without any exposure... I I don’t believe it. Is it possible that if a guy posts his own life updates, he can still be blocked?”
With that said, Zhang Beixing started doing this.
After a while, in Zhang Beixing's circle of friends, a message titled: "Eating melon online, the God of War descended to earth 1V5, five men said they couldn't stand it" was posted.
I saw this video appearing in the circle of friends smoothly.
Only then did Zhang Beixing's face show a satisfied smile.
Then he held his phone and refreshed it like crazy.
His thumbs were so brushed that sparks almost appeared.
But I found that half a day had passed, and no one had liked my latest updates!
What the hell is this?
I went into the police station and finally got such a precious surveillance video, but there were no likes or comments at all?
What's going on?
Have you all cut off the roots of your worries and escaped into Buddhism?
Zhang Beixing said he couldn't understand.
He opened the group of classmates.
I found that the group was extremely deserted at this moment.
Zhang Beixing frowned immediately.
It's not okay to be so deserted. It's better to be lively among classmates. Otherwise, how can you give me suggestions in the future...
So he held up his cell phone and started tapping away. After a while, a message was sent from him:
Zhang Beixing: "What's going on? Why is my phone infected with a virus? I didn't post any treasured things in my circle of friends, did I?"
After sending this sentence, he moved to the next group.
It's a 'family that loves each other'. Looking at the lively group chat, Zhang Beixing thought for a while and said: "The weather is very good today. Grandparents, uncles, aunts, cousins, you didn't take a few beautiful photos." , send it to Moments?"
"………….."
After browsing all the classmate groups and family groups in my VX.
Not even half a minute.
Zhang Beixing's cell phone started to ring loudly.
Just like classmate Xiao Ai puts firecrackers in her mobile phone.
That's a lot of fun.
heard this movement.
Zhang Beixing quickly clicked in.
Refresh it and you will see your own message reminder, which is already 99+.
In the comment section of your own dynamic.
It was even more lively.
Zhou Mingyi: "(Shocked) Bei Xing is really amazing. He can win against five of them! You are worthy of being a martial arts practitioner, but... why are you wearing a security uniform?"
Lin Siqi: "Thank you, Lao Zhang, for helping me today. I'll treat you to dinner tomorrow (laughs)"
Zheng Jituo: "Fuck, you kid tricked people into killing them, right? I looked at the group chat and thought you really had some precious collection that was accidentally released, and this is what you co-authored? I'm really fucking you* **"
Jin Linyu: "It's broken, Lao Zhang, where did you find the surveillance camera? You can fake it!"
College classmate: "Fraud! It's a naked telecommunications fraud. Brothers who were fooled by this B will report it."
High school classmate: "We haven't seen each other for a few years, Zhang Beixing, you are still so mean. In order to get us to use Moments, you really coaxed and lied to us in the group, and you used everything you could say. I really deserve you!"
Elementary school classmate: "It's blanched. He sent me a private message to ask me to come and see it. I'm not a buddy. I don't even know your name. Is that what you're doing? We have to show off to the whole world if we pretend to be cool." Everyone knows that, right?”
College classmate: "I heard someone say that some time ago, Zhang Beixing was broken up by his ex-girlfriend because of his physical weakness. After that, he is now beating five of them. What the hell do you call this a weakness?"
Cousin: "Wow, cousin, you are so promising. You can beat five with one. You are so powerful. But why are you wearing a security uniform? You won't drop out of school to become a security guard, right? I recommend that you change your clothes quickly to see the crowd. Otherwise, if my uncle finds out, you will definitely have a meal of belt stew when you come home."
"...."
Exploded, Zhang Beixing’s circle of friends exploded!
Below his video updates, the comments directly went to the old man.
It takes a long time just to watch it.
These comments ranged from those who complained that Zhang Beixing was not a good person to those who expressed shock and awesomeness.
And the comments continue to grow.
Seeing this scene, Zhang Beixing's vanity was satisfied as never before. I am full of expectations for the future. I can predict that once I post on Moments in the future and ask for advice on becoming stronger, various skill points will come to me like crazy.
He did not respond to those comments.
Just light up a flower that comes along during a fight.
Take a deep breath and feel the hot smoke flowing down your throat and into your lungs, where it gradually becomes warm.
Zhang Beixing leaned on the chair and exhaled softly.
While shouting, he pretended to shake his head and sighed: "Life is really lonely as snow. I just made a little move, but these people were so shocked! That's right. After all, with my strength, I only need to leak a little. This is the pinnacle of this stage..."
"Dad, your son is calling. Dad, your son is calling..."
I don’t know if even God can’t stand it.
Before Zhang Beixing finished his pretentious remarks, the cell phone placed on the table started shouting.
The atmosphere was ruined, and Zhang Beixing frowned. He was about to scold who was so ignorant, but interrupted him when he was pretending to be cool.
Then I discovered that the person calling was actually a courier.
I guess it must have been his burden.
As expected of a dog owner, I bought it yesterday and it arrived today!
With this thought in mind, Zhang Beixing put the call through, opened his mouth, and was about to say something.
The other end of the phone spoke first and said angrily: "Hey, it's the 'Shishi High-Quality Single Man', what did you buy? It's so heavy, come down and get it!"
"Hey, okay, brother, I'm sorry, I'll come right away!"
After being beaten up, Zhang Aotian, who was originally a master, was instantly beaten into Zhang Beiwei. He responded, then went downstairs and jogged all the way to the school's express delivery station.
I saw the courier guy smoking a cigarette and cursing around a big package.
Wait until Zhang Beixing gets closer and looks at the package eagerly.
Only then did he realize that the real owner had arrived.
Compare each other's height and body shape.
The missing quality of the courier boy suddenly came online. He put out his cigarette, looked at Zhang Beixing, and said in a gentle and polite tone: "You are the 'high-quality single man in Shishi', right? This is your courier, what did you buy? ? So heavy? Good guy!"
Zhang Beixing smiled when he heard this and waved his hand: "It's nothing, it's just a weight-bearing suit, only 50 kilograms."
