Smash it, smash it.
Zhang Beixing felt that his post was not perfect.
But for now, that's all.
"Buzz buzz-"
The phone vibrated.
Accompanied by a crackling sound,
Zhang Beixing looked down and found that in just a few minutes, there were already more than twenty replies to his post.
"Martial arts, second grade, defying fate and changing one's fate. The poster writes novels, right? How can he edit them?"
"The teacher won't teach? Go up and slap them both to see if they still lose their minds!"
"If you don't understand, just ask, what does rat rat mean? Rat person?"
"Whatever, let's glue it first!"
"What age are you still practicing traditional martial arts? Learn about the American Iai style. It's simple and easy to use. Once you pull the barrel of the gun, you can't beat it! The gun is fast from seven steps away. Within seven steps, the gun is accurate and fast!"
"Ho? It seems that you know a lot about American Iai. I admit that you are very strong, but if, I mean if, I step on my left foot and my right foot and fly directly to the sun, and then kick out the sun's helium flash, only With a gun, how should you respond?"
"Good boy, you are the one who caused the wandering earth, right? You have to apologize to all mankind!"
"Just a passer-by, I have one thing to say: The Wandering Earth is not good to watch. I fell asleep in the movie theater for three hours."
"??? No, The Wandering Earth hasn't even been released yet, and robots have already been created?"
"..."
The comment section was lively and full of joy.
Zhang Beixing couldn't laugh or cry when he looked at the responses from those shady netizens.
Although he has long known that these people are not serious.
But I didn’t expect that these people could be so unruly!
American Iai, left foot steps on right foot.
What are these?
Does it have anything to do with his post?
[Suggestion detected, suggestion has been included]
[Suggestion: Step on the left foot with the right foot, difficulty S+. Whenever you step on the left foot with the right foot, you fly ten meters, and you will be rewarded with 10 ability points]
Zhang Beixing: "???"
"No, is this obviously a prank okay?"
Hearing the system prompt sound coming from his ear, Zhang Beixing's mouth twitched.
It is indeed a three-no system!
Even such outrageous suggestions will be included.
Zhang Beixing complained in his heart and was speechless.
However, he was speechless. He also discovered some problems from this incident.
Even the suggestions he got on the Internet were included in the system!
Moreover, the system is not what Zhang Beixing thought. It will accept everyone who comes and will include it as long as you make suggestions.
The system will filter the suggestions!
"The filtering criteria should be relevant to myself."
"So far, all the suggestions included in the system are for me to exercise and make me stronger!"
"Teachers Liu have a big mouth and practice American Iai. These two are obviously not compatible with exercise, so the system does not respond."
Understand the screening mechanism.
Zhang Beixing's mood improved a lot.
He continued to look at his phone for half an hour.
Sha Diao netizens deserve the name of Sha Diao.
All kinds of weirdness and jokes, even if Zhang Beixing is a reborn person, I can't help but smile knowingly after reading it.
I sigh that these people are really good at organizing things, and they can always come up with new tricks for him!
Of course, not everyone is doing it right.
There are also people doing analysis for Zhang Beixing.
No, after he flipped through it for a while, a comment came into view: "I got the martial arts secret book, but the teacher won't teach it? Has the poster ever thought about becoming Sun Wukong?"
This comment is very confusing, even a little confusing.
Zhang Beixing didn't understand what the other party meant, so he clicked in.
I found that there were also many people in the other party's comment area who were confused by the other party's inexplicable words.
I looked around and found no answer.
Zhang Beixing then asked: "Being Sun Wukong? What does this mean?"
Not long after, there was just a ding-dong sound, and the man replied to Zhang Beixing. He said: "It means literally. How did Sun Wukong get the seventy-two transformations and the somersault cloud when he became a disciple?"
Seventy-two changes?
Somersault cloud?
Could it be...
"You mean the teacher left me a hint?"
Zhang Beixing replied that the other party made it so clear. If he didn't understand it yet, he would really have to change his mind.
"That's right! Since the other party has passed the martial arts secrets to you, it means that he actually thinks highly of you. The reason why he doesn't teach you should be due to other reasons. He can only leave you hints and let you understand. If you understand it, you can learn it; if you don’t understand it, you will never have another chance!”
"That's it, thank you for your advice!"
Zhang Beixing understood. After the other party reminded him, he suddenly became enlightened!
Then he started thinking about what hints Teacher Liu had left for him.
Ever since he entered the room, Teacher Liu had been rejecting him and persuading him to give up practicing the Yue Shi Lian Quan.
The only time he took action was when he choked on his apprenticeship ceremony and threw a book at him.
Combined with Sun Wukong's night visit to Patriarch Bodhi...
"Is that what you meant?"
Zhang Beixing suddenly realized, his eyes became brighter.
How do you use Brother Huozi's words?
Enlightenment, Taoist enlightenment!
…………
Watching Zhang Beixing's expression change from gloomy to clear after playing with his mobile phone.
The people in the dormitory looked at each other and reached some kind of consensus.
Zheng Jituo walked to Dong Guoning and Jin Linyu, lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, looked at Dong Guoning and said, "Old Dong, what do you say?"
Dong Guoning shook his head:
"It's hopeless. Based on my years of experience in dog licking, Lao Zhang's cell phone rang loudly just now. It should be the goddess he licked who sent him a message back."
"And after reading the news, he instantly became happy."
"What does this mean? It means that his current emotions are no longer controlled by himself, but by her! This is a characteristic of the late stage of licking the dog! In this period, no matter what the other person says, he will do it for him Explain that even if he saw the two checking out a room with his own eyes, he would still deceive himself and say that the man was the other person’s brother. Alas! I really didn’t expect that Lao Zhang would be such an affectionate person. It’s a pity that the affection is used in the wrong place! "
With that said, Dong Guoning also lit up a cigarette with a sigh on his face.
Only Jin Linyu was meditating. He always felt that something was wrong about this matter. Thinking of Zhang Beixing's usual virtues, he hesitated for a moment and said: "Well, is there a possibility that we may have made a mistake in this matter? Lao Zhang didn't do it at all. Isn't it true that he is not trapped by love, but that he is simply in a bad mood?"
"What? Lao Zhang is like this, isn't he trapped by love? If he wasn't trapped by love, I would eat it while standing on my head, just three pounds!" Dong Guoning flicked the ashes of his cigarette and said with disdain, his tone was very sure.
Then, he took Jin Linyu and Zheng Jituo and started plotting in a low voice.
Zhang Beixing had no idea that he was just in a bad mood, yet he could be thought of by his roommate so much, and even become a good man trapped in love.
If he knew, he would definitely be extremely disgusted and shout slander!
After all, affectionate is not a good word these days.
It represents injustice and deception!
The yellow-haired boy who charges for love proves this point.
He was numb. In his previous life, Zhang Beixing was quite angry when he saw this news. He felt unworthy of that kid and wanted to support him.
But what's the result?
It turns out that Nima’s is just a script!
Those of them who supported the yellow-haired boy were all deceived!
If Batman came to the country at this time, he would have to exclaim: "Damn it, why are there so many fucking clowns here? I can't catch them all, I can't catch them all!"
