Wang Chao was furious.
Why does this Liu Zhizhou have no literati demeanor at all?
You came to my academy, didn't follow my rules when you went up the mountain, and just carried out the red cannon?
"What's going on, what's going on!"
At this time, the lightness and calmness on his body suddenly disappeared.
"Dean, dean, he, he, he said, he is an imperial envoy from the imperial court. Xiaoliangshan is under the canonization of Long Yan. The dean of the academy should also respect the emperor and receive education from the imperial court. He came to the academy as an imperial envoy. You don't send anyone He welcomed me and asked me to go up the mountain by myself, which is inconsistent with the law..."
"And there's more..."
"He will camp at the foot of the mountain for three days. If no one comes out to greet him, he will be treated as the gangster who occupies the mountain as king and bombard the sacred mountain!"
boom!
The whole place exploded, everyone was filled with indignation.
"Robbery!"
"This, this, this, this is simply insulting to politeness!"
"This person, this person..."
This person from Wangbei Academy has been here for thousands of years. How have you ever seen such a generous person? Whoever goes to the academy should not behave in a polite way, but treat it as a sacred place, even a holy place for literati to worship!
Fortunately for you, you just placed the cannon at the foot of the mountain.
"I, I, I..."
Wang Chao almost fainted.
Situ Kong was beside him, patting his thigh and laughing loudly: "The general trend is the general trend, I have said before, this kid understands the general trend."
This is the general trend of Hammer!
Wang Chao gritted his teeth in anger.
At this moment, the group of people who had been sarcastic towards Liu Zhizhou immediately panicked. This is how to do? Can they withstand the bombardment of the sacred mountain? Their strange and clever mechanisms may be able to stop Liu Zhizhou, but can they stop the cannon?
"Dean, this..."
"How can this not make sense? How can it not make sense!"
"It's an insult to politeness! We are all scholars..."
Situ Kong sighed beside him: "Okay, put away your arrogance for now, the dean will make some preparations, and I will go down the mountain myself."
Wang Chao muttered.
But it seems that this is all that can be done...awkward! As a dignified dean, I originally thought that everything was under my control, but unexpectedly, I was suddenly defeated by a young guy...
Does he still have the nerve to go down the mountain?
At this time, Situ Kong is indeed the most suitable.
But he still said unforgivingly: "Huh, elders, please don't give this kid too much face. Well, let's leave it like this for now, everyone goes back, everyone goes back!"
Those in the academy looking north all looked at each other in confusion.
right!
First greet him, and then humiliate Liu Zhizhou severely in all aspects!
…
"Are you aiming?"
"Yes, yes, right here!"
"It needs to be higher, understand? It's not just where you aim, you can hit. You also have to consider wind speed, gravity, etc..."
The third day.
Early in the morning, Liu Zheng came to the five red cannons and deliberately taught Pei Yanran and Qin Changfeng to point the cannons at the Nagemu Mountain.
Jie Yu was behind, looking at these people, looking serious, almost crying.
"Liu Zhizhou..."
"Liu Zhizhou, absolutely not!"
"Absolutely not!"
Jie Yu was pleading beside him: "After this bombardment, the academy will be gone."
Liu Zheng turned around and exclaimed: "Wangbei Academy, it's not that bad, is it... You told me that all kinds of mechanism techniques, Kanyu techniques, Trojan horses and waterwheels, Qimen Dunjia, can't stop my cannon? "
"you you you……"
Jie Yu almost cried: "Where is the Qimen Dunjia..."
Liu Zheng felt it was fun to tease her, and asked seriously: "Didn't you say that?"
"no……"
"oh!"
Liu Zheng turned his head again and continued: "What is gravity? Well, you probably don't understand... In short, ballistics is a complex science. We have to visually measure the distance to the sacred mountain at this time, and then use the weather to Wind speed, estimate the trajectory of the cannonball falling... So if we want the cannonball to land on that hut, we have to increase the adjustment. This is all traceable..."
"This hut is really nice..."
"Wow wow..."
Jieyu really cried at this moment.
Why do you do this to her? She came to the foot of the mountain just to mediate. Are you too stupid? To get the matter to this point... if it were to be really bombarded, how could she, she, she, a mere scholar in the academy, have the nerve to go back and face those fellow disciples?
"No, no, no, don't cry..."
Liu Zheng had a dark look on his face and was holding back laughter.
I just came out to have fun, haven't the three days not come yet?
As for that?
He is most afraid of women crying, let alone this woman who looks very much like his first love.
"First... let's not blast it first, okay?"
Jieyu sobbed: "You wait for me, you wait for me to go to the mountain, wait for me...I'll call someone to pick you up, okay..."
After saying this, she couldn't wait any longer, turned over and ran towards Gemu.
Liu Zheng winked, and the Liangzhou Army next to him stopped Jie Yu.
joke……
If you want to go back, how can I bombard you?
The third day passed little by little.
Still no one came from the mountain.
The sun is almost setting.
At this time, Jie Yu had already lost the energy to cry.
Liu Zheng chuckled.
This academy still has some integrity...
But do you think I am just playing with you?
"Set up the cannon!"
He shouted loudly.
"Set up the cannon!"
Five red cannons were loaded one after another, aiming at the Gemu Mountain.
Not to mention, although this red cannon is not easy to use, it still looks very intimidating. The two or three meter long guy seems to be a deterrent when placed here.
Liu Zheng went over and played with the angle.
"put!"
"ah……"
Jieyu was already sitting on the ground crying.
Bang bang bang bang bang!
The sound of five cannons shocked the mountains and forests.
This isolated Taoyuan sacred mountain was so frightened that birds flew everywhere.
However……
Something embarrassing happened.
These five cannonballs soared into the sky, but they fell into the forest without even touching the sacred mountain. Two of them even fell directly into the water.
"puff……"
Liu Zheng almost squirted out.
Good guy...
He's just a good guy!
It’s less than a kilometer, and you can’t hit it?
Are you making a lonely move?
really.
This ancient red cannon is as unreliable as it is.
"Load, keep loading!"
he shouted angrily.
"yes!"
However……
He feels that this is not accurate enough, but others may not. Just kidding, just hearing the sound is scary enough, okay? Did you really come to our mountain?
As soon as these shells were fired, the entire academy panicked.
"This, he really hit me!"
"Ah ah ah, run quickly!"
"Don't step on my sweet potatoes!"
"Liu Zhizhou, spare your life!"
A few shells.
It broke the tranquility and aloofness of this sacred mountain.
