As the saying goes, Tao produces one, which produces two, two produces three, and three produces all things.
This means that if you narrow the road and let a little dragon enter the house on the first day, she will come knocking on your window on the second day, and she will come again on the third day, holding roses in her mouth and looking happy. Tea or other things will remain untouchable from now on, no matter how hard it is, until your bedroom is filled with all the things in the world.
——At least, this is the personal experience of Master Long Zun.
Ever since he acquiesced to Morrigan's illegal invasion, she would appear in front of his window on time every night, half of her face peeking out from under the window sill, knocking on the window glass and asking:
"Dan Feng, are you there?"
...I don’t know who taught her.
If someone posts "Are you there" on Yuzhao without saying anything, Dan Feng will usually choose to read it and not reply.
But when this "Are you there" approached the window, he himself didn't know why, but every time he would get up to open the window for her, and then Morrigan would jump up like a bird and fly out of the window triumphantly. Jump in and show him the gift you brought back.
The types of "gifts" are all-encompassing. Sometimes they are a branch or a bouquet of flowers, with perfume sprinkled on the petals. I don't know if they were picked up from Bai Heng's cosmetic bag;
Sometimes it’s food packed back from the night market, cooked in Yingxing’s special “quantum mechanics rice cooker (no electricity consumption)” along the way, and still steaming hot when delivered;
Sometimes they are treasures brought back from the Luofu Commodity Market. Even Danfeng, a native of Luofu, is deeply surprised that so many strange things are sold on this boat.
From Morrigan's point of view, although the residence of the Vidyadhara Dragon Lord was spacious and magnificent, it was as empty and deserted as a stone altar, with no trace of life.
Since Dan Feng invited her home as a guest, she should reciprocate the favor, imitate the male birds outside who diligently build nests for female birds (it seems that the genders are reversed, but that is not important), and help him make this life more monotonous than going to jail. "Home" is well decorated.
Influenced by the nature of the alien dragon, Morrigan likes to collect and hoard beautiful small objects. It is somewhat distressing to give up her treasure house, but if it is shared with other dragons, there is nothing to be stingy about.
The gifts Morrigan brought were not expensive, and Dan Feng didn't want to see her disappointed. Most of the time, he accepted them all, turned around and folded them into other things and sent them back. The emphasis was on putting the cart before the horse, and the recipient didn't care whether he was satisfied or not. If you are not satisfied, you must first make the person giving the gift happy.
But occasionally he would refuse cruelly. For example, once, Morian jumped in with the skin of a small milk cat in her mouth, saying that Jing Yuan picked it up from a cardboard box on the roadside. It was not easy to raise in the Yunqi Army, so he I can’t bear to send it to Dihengsi, can you please invite Brother Dan Feng...
Dan Feng: "Send it to Diheng Division."
Why does this kid want to use someone else's house to raise a cat?
Let’s wait until he has a room of his own!
*
Another example is that one day, Morrigan brought a few colorful leisure books, saying that they were bought from the merchants outside the world and could be used to learn about the popular culture of the universe outside of Luofu.
She had brought a lot of books before, and had read them to him when Danfeng was batching official documents on the assembly line. Among them were foxes waiting for the prince in the golden wheat fields, prisoners who were reborn in an isolated island prison, and the underwater world. A wonderful adventure, a fantastic journey to the castle in the sky...
No matter the ending is happy or sad, reunion or separation, it is a romantic and beautiful story.
Dan Feng happened to have some free time that day. Seeing Morian holding the scroll with anticipation, he took out a book to read as a compliment.
After turning two pages, he noticed something was wrong. He frowned, closed the book with a snap and looked at the cover. He found a line of big words printed on it——
"Silver Lotus Plum".
Turning to the back cover again, a row of small words like flies' legs are crowded together in the corner, and one would have to hold a magnifying glass to see them clearly.
"Age limit: 160 years and above"
"..."
Dan Feng put down the book and turned to Moiraine calmly, "How old are you this year?"
"ah?"
Morrigan was lying on the low couch reading a book. When she heard this, she raised her head with a blank look on her face:
"According to the standard year of Xianzhou, he should be 166 years old. But I always like to say younger outside. I usually cut off a 6, which is 16 years old. What's wrong? Is there any problem?"
Dan Maple: 6
It must have been too much, he thought.
But this was just right. Dan Feng unceremoniously confiscated all the books Morian brought, and then sent a message to the Yunqi Army to report that there were traders selling color books to 16-year-old underage girls, and asked them to arrange manpower to fight against pornography.
Jing Yuan, who had just gotten off work and was called back to work overtime: "?"
*
Another time, Morrigan mysteriously held a small box, saying that it used the latest technology of the Engineering Department, and that one had to be in the airtight darkness to experience its benefits.
Dan Feng held the idea that "the worst possible thing is to sweep the pornographic code again" and agreed to accompany her to open the box and check it with a blanket covering her head - and finally discovered that this thing was really wonderful. It was actually a 17.9cm luminous dragon statue with luminous intensity. It is comparable to a laser lamp, which must be placed in the dark to blind buyers. It does not even constitute false advertising.
However, the shape of the figure is a bit hard to describe.
Dan Feng felt that he should talk about a few complaints, such as "My head is not that green", "My chest does not have a nipple opening", "Of course it is not bare-shouldered and backless", but in this narrow, cramped place where people can't breathe, In the darkness, above the green-lit plastic figure, Morrigan's smiling face seemed to be shining:
"Great, this is the prize I won from participating in the Xingchahai Big Eater Competition. I heard them talk about it so excitedly that I thought it was a luminous watch! Look, this is a luminous figure after all, not as bright as luminous. Does the watch look much better?"
"…………"
In fact, Dan Feng didn't feel much better, but she just wanted to be happy.
By the way, although he accepted the luminous figure of this Dragon Lord of who knows which generation (maybe it is Yubie, after all, his statue in the Xianlong Temple is not very virtuous), he did not behave like this. Morrigan's wishes were revealed.
The first is because Yubie wears the same style of clothing, and the second is because Morian later brought figures of Luofu generals and sword heads from past dynasties. The size of each figure is 18-22cm, except for the one that goes against the sky. Among the eight-hundred-year-old beautiful girls in Kyoryu, there is no one smaller than Ryuuzun.
Although this handicraft dealer is completely legal and compliant, and has a craftsmanship that is realistic and meticulous, Dan Feng decided to block them.
Obviously, this is not his problem, but the problem of Dragon Lord's inheritance. He believes that Morian will understand.
...I heard that the dragons of the past can still grow taller after the age of 300. Since the figure dealer is so energetic, he will definitely reprint it according to the actual situation in the future, right?
*
Morrigan has been here for a long time, and Dan Feng was worried that she spent too much time on herself, so he gently persuaded her to develop other interests and hobbies, such as finding a class.
"I'm at work! And there's more than one!"
Speaking of this, Molienne was no longer sleepy.
She was originally lying on the soft couch to read to Dan Feng. After hearing this, she straightened up and sat up, slapping her thighs to make a waist-drum sound:
"Dan Feng, you don't know, I've become very popular in Luofu recently!"
Dan Feng: "?"
He suddenly had an ominous premonition.
Just listen to Mo Li'an talking excitedly:
"At the beginning, I just helped Jingyuan catch a few fugitives to practice my skills, and helped Yingxing bite a few mouthfuls of ore to test for gold. Later, other departments also heard about my reputation, and people came to me for help one after another. They invented One way to summon me is to use a projector light to shine a big exclamation mark in the sky, which I can see as I fly over."
"Let's not talk about the Department of Heng. I can do everything from dismembering out-of-control golden men to mediating divorced couples. I can do any kind of bullshit chores. Last time I helped them deal with the gang that littered invasive species, and I accidentally discovered a lot of them. Creatures from the Tapmun galaxy, such as sea monsters, wing blade insects, and decapitated chickens, it really made a fellow countryman meet his fellow countrymen, and his eyes burst into tears. I was very moved, so I used the spirit of hunting in my hometown to kill all these dangerous creatures. killed."
"Tianbo Company has been paying close attention to traffic order recently and hired me as their temporary speed monitor. As long as the speed of Xingcha exceeds my gliding speed in the air, it is considered to be speeding. I especially like to jump off the overpass of Xingcha Sea and change back to my original shape in mid-air. , and then bite the Xingcha that passes under the bridge, and the bite is accurate! However, the people of Xianzhou are too enthusiastic, and there are always people who come to persuade me not to commit suicide. There is also an elder brother who almost jumped with me. I'm sorry. Oh, by the way, I just pretended that I couldn't see Bai Heng speeding, so don't tell anyone."
"Yes, yes, there is also the Yunqi Army! Look, isn't Jingliu Luofu's Yunqi Swordsman? I'm promising now. Jingliu even invited me to train with the army and help her demonstrate the sword in front of the new recruits. Law. She said that the golden man used for practice would break at the touch of a touch, and the soldiers she was training with could not keep up with her speed. If she was accidentally brushed by the tip of the sword, blood would spurt out like a fire hydrant. Only I could be her opponent. "
Dan Feng: "...it's my fault."
Morrigan: "?"
Dan Feng: "I shouldn't ask you to find another class. You already have too many classes, so you should rest here with me. First of all, dismiss the Jingliu class. It's not for people. The rest is up to you." "
Morrigan: "But I am a dragon..."
Dan Feng: "Not even Long. Tell Jingliu that you are just a 166-year-old child. If she has nothing to do, she can come to my place and cut down the wood. Don't take your idea."
