Jun Wuxie and others had already reached the edge of the garden under the guidance of the senior officials of Tiandao Academy. Seeing such a scene, the corners of their mouths couldn't help but twitch.
Toad is really weird.
However, as long as he doesn't point his tongue at his own people, he still prefers his gentleman's debating style of using words but not using hands.
Civilization, quality, and persuading people with virtue.
Well, yes, that’s the truth.
…
At this moment, in the garden, the young people from Canglan Ancient Star could not help but feel chills running down their spines as they looked at the miserable appearance of the young people outside the territory.
If I were sprayed with saliva like this, I would probably feel sick for a year and a half.
Mi Tian, Mi Qing, Jian Chen and others behind Toad all had facial muscles twitching.
Except for the women, all of them have seen Toad's tricks a long time ago. This trick is really cheap. They have all been sprayed like this before.
I didn't know the toad's path at first, so I accidentally fell into the trap.
When I came to Fengyunxuan, I still kept the toad. The water spray was a simple version. Otherwise, I wouldn't know that the fishy smell is so simple and it has extremely strong corrosive power.
Force cannot be used in Fengyunxuan, so Toad did not use its corrosive power. It was taking advantage of the rules. In this way, it was spitting at most.
Does spitting between practitioners count as fighting?
Of course that doesn’t count!
"How is it? Isn't it very comfortable and ecstatic? Did you smell my sexy fragrance that day and you became obsessed with this smell and couldn't extricate yourself?"
The toad had a mean smile on his face.
"ah!!"
The young people from outside the territory clenched their fists and roared heart-breakingly, "Damn toad! During the martial arts fighting session at the Martial Arts Myth Exchange Conference, if you dare to come on stage, I will peel off your toad skin and whip your toad with my own hands. Jin, tear your toad’s mouth apart!”
They were furious, but there was nothing they could do.
Fighting by force is not allowed here, otherwise you will violate the rules and be suppressed by the strong men of Tiandao Academy, beaten to death and thrown out.
But they don't have the means like a toad, even if they spit, they can't spit!
The young people from outside the territory forcibly suppressed their anger, suffered the loss of being dumb, and turned around to leave. They just wanted to return to their residence as soon as possible to clean off the sticky liquid on their bodies and get rid of the fishy smell that was bothering them.
"Everyone, you are in such a hurry to leave, do you want to go back and hide to save my precious liquid, so that you can smell my sexy fragrance and enjoy the most ecstatic smell in the world every day from now on?"
When the young people from outside the territory who were running wildly heard this, they staggered and almost fell down in anger.
They felt like their lungs were about to burst with anger, and they felt like they were going to explode on the spot!
"Hahaha!"
The local young people in Canglan burst into laughter.
The laughter echoed in the garden and reached the ears of the young people outside the territory. It was so harsh that it made their teeth itch with hatred, and their teeth were almost broken!
"Let you laugh! Your days are numbered, don't even think about living!"
The young people from outside the territory left in embarrassment, roaring in their hearts, their eyes extremely cold.
"What are you looking at? Have you never seen such a handsome toad?"
When Toad saw that everyone was looking at him, he immediately posed and began to show off his muscles, and the muscles on his body were jumping.
Mi Tian and others couldn't help but have black lines on their foreheads, and said to everyone: "We don't know this guy!"
They turned and left, feeling ashamed.
This guy is really thick-skinned. He actually dares to say that he is handsome. How shameless is he to say such a thing?
"Do you think I am handsome?"
The toad asked everyone, its abdomen contracted and gradually swelled.
Everyone wanted to laugh, but when they saw his actions, they immediately swallowed the words they were about to say. Their facial muscles twitched a few times, and they said insincerely: "You must be handsome!"
"Aren't you handsome?"
Toad changed his posture to show off his big muscles and show off his face to everyone.
"Must be handsome!"
Everyone gave a thumbs up, "But it seems like something is missing. If Brother Toad can train his crotch muscles, the visuals will be more coordinated and shocking!"
"A muscle? Do you have this muscle?"
Toad was a little confused and looked thoughtful.
Could it be that these people use the human gaze to appreciate his structure?
But he knows every muscle in the human body, so why hasn't he heard of any muscle?
"Ahem, of course there is. If you don't believe me, go back and ask Brother Jianchen, or ask Junshen. We estimate that Junshen has the most developed muscles. After all, Junshen is a physical practitioner!"
The serious expressions of those people actually revealed an unknown smile hidden deep in their eyes.
Especially when I saw Toad's face full of serious thought, as if he really listened, I wanted to laugh even more, and almost couldn't hold back my laughter.
"Do you really have a muscle?" Toad thought seriously, turned and left, muttering alone, "No, I have to ask Jian Chen and Jun Shen..."
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At this time, Jian Chen and the others had returned to the small courtyard of their residence and were gathering together to talk about something.
Toad walked in carelessly, walked directly in front of Jian Chen, and looked him up and down, left and right.
"What's your look?"
Jian Chen felt uncomfortable looking at him.
"Let me ask you a very serious question, what are crotch muscles? Where are they? They all say that you have crotch muscles. They also say that Junshen's should be the most developed. I have studied the muscle structure of you humans, why didn't I listen? Did you say that?”
"What?"
Jian Zhen and others were a little confused, a muscle in their crotch?
They looked at the toad's serious expression as he humbly asked for advice, and it didn't look like he was playing tricks on them.
One muscle, one muscle on the crotch...
Jian Chen and others were thinking about it, and suddenly they were startled, and seemed to understand what a muscle was.
"Ahem, let's discuss this issue aside."
Jian Chen pulled Toad away from the crowd.
Toad was confused, it was just explaining muscles, does it need to be so mysterious?
"Damn toad, if you really want to know about this special muscle, you shouldn't come to us. In fact, we don't know much about it. I have never used this muscle.
You should find Junshen. Junshen is often used, and Junshen is a body cultivator. I believe you know how strong his body is.
Therefore, if you want to know about this muscle, it is most appropriate to find Junshen. He will definitely satisfy your curiosity and answer your questions.
Let me tell you, although I have never used one muscle, what is certain is that if one muscle is trained well, it will be really powerful! "
Jian Chen gave him guidance very seriously.
"Really? Are those muscles really that strong?"
"Of course." Jian Chen nodded very seriously and said affirmatively: "I can tell you responsibly, if Jun Shen didn't have a muscle, he wouldn't be the Jun God he is now!"
"Here I go, I have been bodybuilding for many years and have built up a lot of muscles, but I have neglected such an important muscle. Fortunately, I know it now, and it's not too late.
I will go to Junshen now and ask him to show off his muscles and see how developed they are! "
The toad's face was full of excitement, his eyes were shining, and he ran away after saying that.
They had secretly obtained Jun Wuxie's spiritual message. Just now, they knew that Jun Shen had arrived at Fengyunxuan and was living there.
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At this time, Jun Wuxie was in an elegant and quiet villa arranged for him by Tiandao Academy.
He was sitting at the large sapphire table under the green pine trees in the courtyard, chatting with the girls and drinking tea made by Mu Ciyin herself.
Toad rushed in and rushed in front of him with excitement on his face, making him stunned for a moment.
"How presumptuous! Can you break into Junshen's other courtyard directly?"
Yue Chenyu, who had always been taciturn, spoke coldly.
Toad was stunned and smiled awkwardly.
"Are you alright?"
Jun Wuxie looked at him, feeling a little surprised. Ever since he brought the toad back, he had never seen him face to face again, and he only saw him in Fengyunxuan today.
The toad had never come to him before, but now it suddenly came here in a hurry. It seemed that something was wrong.
"Little..." Toad originally wanted to call him boy, but realized that he might get beaten if he shouted these words, so he immediately changed his mind and said, "Junshen, I do have something to ask you."
"you say."
Jun Wuxie held the tea and looked at him calmly.
"Jun Shen, where are your crotch muscles? Show me quickly. I want to practice them too!"
Toad's face was full of excitement and he looked impatient.
Jun Wuxie was stunned and said, "What muscle?"
"Are you having crotch muscles?" Toad said seriously, "I don't have them. They all say you have them. And since you are a body builder, your crotch muscles must be very developed!"
Jun Wuxie's face suddenly froze.
As smart as he is, his thinking is quick. When he heard the crotch muscle for the second time, he reacted and was quite speechless, "Who told you?"
"Our local young cultivators in Canglan and Jian Chen also said the same thing. He said that you have good physical fitness and a strong body. One of your muscles must be the most developed, and you use it frequently."
Having said this, Toad took two steps forward and stretched out his hand to let Jun Shen touch him, "Jun Shen, don't be stingy, let me see where one of your muscles grows, touch it for me, and see how well you have trained one of your muscles. How hard!”
"Get out of my way!"
Jun Wuxie saw him touching her, and immediately pulled him aside.
Still want to see where it grows and how hard it is to touch?
There are black lines on his forehead!
That bastard Jian Chen actually made fun of him like this, even he often used such words. What kind of talk is this!
"Jun Shen, you are too stingy. It's just a muscle. I just want to see and touch it. I don't want you to cut it off and give it to me!
Tell me, you are a body builder, you have such a toned and masculine body, full of beautiful muscles, what are you doing hiding it? Come and show me one of your muscles, I really want to see it, please give me some face. ? "
After saying that, the toad pounced directly on him, trying to touch Jun Wuxie again.
"You bastard, get out of here!"
Jun Wuxie really couldn't stand this idiot and kicked him away.
The toad let out a scream, and his body drew a beautiful parabola in the air. He fell with a bang outside the courtyard, making a toad-shaped pit on the ground and splashing dust all over the ground.
"Boy, you are so unkind. You hit me when we met back then, and after all these years, you still hit me! I didn't mess with you, I just wanted to see your muscles. It's okay if you're stingy and won't show me. Move. What feet!
You have one big muscle, which is great, but one of your muscles can’t be developed? I'm furious!
I think they are just flattering you. You have no muscles at all, or your muscles are small and soft, so you don’t dare to show them to me. You have a guilty conscience, you... I’m still going to fuck you! "
Toad was cursing outside the courtyard when a big hand suddenly appeared and slapped him away.
The toad screamed again, this time it flew very far, and was slapped back to the courtyard where Jian Chen and the others lived. It fell from the sky and landed in front of Jian Chen and the others. It was slapped until its nose and mouth were crooked, its eyes were filled with stars, and the world was spinning. .
