After the indoor explanation, Dong Hongyu left the museum and documentary hall with the four living souls as a matter of course, preparing to take them to visit the Hall of the Lord of the Underworld first.
Then go shopping in major cities.
Show off your underworld style.
However, not long after they entered the Underworld Palace, hundreds of pandas of different sizes rushed in from all directions, running, rolling, and playing freely in the open area of the Underworld Palace.
These are the pandas bought by the Underworld Lord.
After more than ten years of training, they are no longer the basically mindless puppets they were at the beginning. Most of them have the IQ of five to eight-year-old children.
The characteristics of the underworld beast are like this. It may be like a puppet toy at first, but with the continuous companionship and teaching of the owner, its IQ will improve.
It's normal to become smarter than a real panda.
The first two-dimensional characters sold.
Nowadays, some of them are no different from ghosts.
So at first glance, the pandas appearing in the live broadcast are basically the same as those in the zoo. They are even whiter, smarter and more lively.
"How...why are there so many pandas here?"
Seeing so many pandas in front of him that he couldn't even count them at once, even Xiaobing, who was always sharp-tongued and had extremely fast reflexes, couldn't help but stutter a little.
I’ve never heard of pandas being born in the underworld!
At this moment, not only did she ask this, but all the viewers in the live broadcast room were also asking this!
"Oh, these are not actually pandas in the true sense. After all, they are not living pandas. We in the underworld used special technology and the special ability of the Yin and Yang Seal to transform pandas into the world by tying them with Yangjian paper.
So it is not very precious, there are many in the underworld.
There are probably more than a billion of them out there! "
While he was talking, Dong Hongyu had already bent down and clapped his hands, summoning a few cub stage red pandas, and then picked up five of them, gave one to each of the four souls, and held one himself, and continued to explain:
"However, the touch and other aspects are basically the same as real pandas. The most important thing is that because of Ms. Qu Jie's efforts, these pandas are sold in the underworld at a very low price. They only cost one thousand underworld coins, which is basically equivalent to your human currency. You can buy one for one hundred yuan, so the popularity of pandas in the underworld is very high. Basically every family has more than one.
There are even cases where many people buy too many pandas and cannot keep them at home, so they have no choice but to abandon them. Therefore, there are now many pandas in the wild, comparable to stray cats.
But it cannot be touched by living people.
By the way, starting from the year before last, there has been a new welcome rule in the underworld, that is, all ghosts who register in the underworld can receive a panda for free. "
As soon as he said this, the barrage almost went crazy.
[He said one billion. If I heard correctly, he should have said one billion, right? 】
[You heard it right, you definitely heard it right! 】
【Everyone has one and is already crying with envy! 】
[I now seriously suspect that the underworld is trying to trick us into dying. The sooner we die, the sooner we can adopt a private panda. Who can resist this temptation? 】
[So there are now so many pandas in the underworld that they are comparable to the number of stray cats in the human world, or even more than the number of stray cats. However, the number of wild pandas is comparable to the number of stray cats. With so many pandas, won’t a bear disaster break out?
The panda is called a panda, but it is a bear after all! 】
[I didn’t listen carefully at first glance. When I explained the basic situation of the underworld earlier, didn’t I say that ghosts can neither be hungry nor cold, let alone paper pandas! 】
[Wait, so the Yin Yang Divine Seal is real? 】
[I seem to have heard Ms. Qu Jie. Isn’t that the Nine Mysterious Cat Demon in the Yin Yang Seal TV series?
Oh my god, is that TV series a documentary? 】
[So Qu Jie is a cat demon. A cat demon is trying its best to promote the mass sales of pandas in the underworld. What a weird phenomenon this is. Could it be that the cat demon likes playing with pandas so much that he wants everyone to have one! 】
[I don’t believe it unless you give me one! 】
[They are all fake. It’s just that they can’t get real pandas in the underworld, so they make some fake ones to comfort themselves. Why are you so envious?
We have real pandas! 】
[But none of us have one...]
[How to describe it, my current monthly salary cannot even afford to buy a highly realistic panda doll, but I can buy many of them in the underworld. I am so envious! 】
[Wait a minute, weren’t we still in the Hall of the Underworld Lord just now? Why did we suddenly change to a different city, and the streets were full of pandas? Are the ghosts from the underworld already able to fly, or is there something going on? too fast! 】
[Dong Hongyu just explained that they in the underworld have controlled space transmission technology, and all the scientists in the afterlife of the underworld have been used by them. No wonder the speed of technological development is so fast, it has surpassed that of the underworld. 】
[I didn’t quite believe they had so many pandas before, but now I see pandas crawling everywhere on the streets, and there are even so many children riding pandas, I really have to believe it, I’m envious! 】
[Wait a minute, why did I see Pikachu, Gyarados, Ultraman and Sun Wukong? Am I hallucinating? Why are there so many two-dimensional characters? 】
[It is also made of paper, but because there is no mass production, the price is much more expensive than the panda.
And as long as we get along with each other more and teach more, we can even communicate and make friends with normal ghosts. Oh my God, where is the underworld? This is simply heaven. No one can stop me from going to the underworld. No one can stop me from going to the underworld. You can't stop me from going! 】
[Calm down, above, these things are not free. Dong Hongyu just said that only pandas are sold for 1,000 Ming coins each. The others are at least hundreds of thousands, and some humanoid ones are even more than 1 million. You need to consider it first. Do you think you have the ability to make that much money?
Besides, let’s talk about whether you want to go to the underworld...]
[So why are pandas sold so cheaply? 】
[I think it’s quite reasonable. After all, pandas still exist in reality, and those two-dimensional lives don’t exist in reality at all. Things are rare and expensive, so it’s not too reasonable to sell them more expensively. So how do you earn ghost coins? 】
[But cats are sold more expensive than pandas, so it’s unreasonable. I seriously suspect that Qu Jie’s cat demon is jealous of the identity and status of pandas, and does it deliberately. Now the status of pandas and cats in the underworld is simply the same as that in the underworld. The reversal of status, it is really hard to find a cat in the underworld! 】
[Hey, why is the live broadcast gone? 】
[What happened to the sudden black screen...]
[Not long after the live broadcast, you are all clamoring to go to the underworld. If the live broadcast continues, you will have to commit suicide and go to the underworld. The TV station is probably worried about the negative impact and has cut off the live broadcast. 】
[Oh, the TV station is too timid, we are just talking, I don’t have the guts to commit suicide! 】
[It’s hard to guarantee that you won’t be impulsive...]
[As for whether the underworld is intentional, is it deliberately showing some attractive places in order to attract young labor force? After all, Dong Hongyu also said before that the elderly population in the underworld accounts for more than 60%.
I must really want young people...]
[Oh my god, it’s really possible. After all, most of the more attractive places displayed in the underworld are more tempting to young people, and aren’t those who like the second dimension basically all young people? 】
[Are you too conspiracy-minded? Who doesn’t want to show their best stuff to others? 】
[It’s hard to say, let’s see the official decision...]
The next world is parrot
(End of chapter)
