I have to say that Chu Xuanyu's answer is very suitable for Chu Xuanyu. The scoundrel is rough and straightforward, very funny, and very cute.
Dou Haoran was a little envious and jealous that Chu Xuanyu and Bu Fan could know each other like this.
Bu Fan snapped his fingers to wake up Chu Xuanyu. Chu Xuanyu opened his eyes and asked: "Did it succeed?"
Dou Haoran replied excitedly: "Success, success!"
Chu Xuanyu asked nervously: "Are you going to trick me into embarrassing things, such as wetting the bed, or doing actions while looking at pictures?"
Bu Fan couldn't help but slap Chu Xuanyu on the forehead, and asked with a smile: "Am I that vulgar and vulgar? I only care about your lower body! I just asked you why you are my brother."
Chu Xuanyu thought for a while, then asked in confusion: "Then how did I answer?"
"You said: 'Since I can't bully him, I might as well unite with him and bully others together!'" Dou Haoran replied and commented, "So you have been so shameless since you were a child!"
"How can you be shameless? Isn't this the choice of any normal person?" Chu Xuanyu said seriously.
Dou Haoran: "..."
Bu Fan turned to Dou Haoran and said, "Brother Zhengqi, can you still remember why we became friends?"
Dou Haoran thought for a while and said: "One time, two guys from the next class conspired to ambush you in the toilet during recess. This hero risked his own life and ran to the toilet to save the beauty. After saving you, you Repay me and we will become good friends.”
Bu Fan curled his lips and said, "You can really put your face on the line. You stood in front of me in the toilet, and your legs were shaking like chaff. Even though you were afraid, you still stood in front of me. At that time, I thought, we will be brothers from now on." Yes, for a lifetime."
Dou Haoran blushed and said, "Stop being so stupid and get down to business. It's my turn to be the guinea pig."
So, Bu Fan, with Dou Haoran's anxious waiting, and Chu Xuanyu's eager anticipation, began to hypnotize Dou Haoran. At the beginning, it was the same as the method used to hypnotize Chu Xuanyu, and Dou Haoran was also successfully hypnotized.
Bu Fan said: "Haoran, you went back to the day you entered high school. You met many new classmates, one of whom was named Bu Fan. He left a very good first impression on you."
Dou Haoran's face with his eyes closed showed obvious confusion. He said: "The first impression he gave me was not good. He is so handsome and his admission scores are so good. Whoever compares with him will be the best." Like garbage. So, I instinctively hate him and think that I am not the same person as him."
"Later, I heard that he suffered from a strange disease that gave him nightmares, and his academic performance dropped sharply. My opinion of him gradually changed, and I felt that he was not so annoying anymore. After a while, something happened in the class , completely changed my perception of him.”
"A classmate in our class named Wang Xiaoping had a fight with the monitor Chen Erzi one day. At the class meeting, the class teacher Zhang Heizi criticized Wang Xiaoping one-sidedly and punished Wang Xiaoping severely. All the classmates in the class understood that the reason why Wang Xiaoping and Chen Erzi were The fight was entirely because Chen Erzi was too stupid and Wang Xiaoping couldn't bear it and fought with him. Although everyone thought that the class teacher's treatment was unfair and unjust, no one dared to say it. It was Bu Fan who suddenly stood up and fought against the injustice. It is said that one slap cannot make a difference, and two people must handle it together to be fair and equitable."
"Although Bu Fan was not able to stop Zhang Heizi from punishing Wang Xiaoping, I identified him. When he stood up at the class meeting, I saw a lonely young man with a shining light all over his body. I shouted in my heart: 'I want to be his brother'!"
Bu Fan was a little moved after hearing this.
If Dou Haoran hadn't mentioned it, the Wang Xiaoping incident would have been almost completely forgotten by Bu Fan.
Bu Fan's heroism that time not only failed to help Wang Xiaoping, but also got himself involved and was blacklisted by the class teacher Zhang Heizi and the monitor Chen Erzi.
Now that I know that Wang Xiaoping's incident has an unexpected reward, he has inspired a good brother who can stay with him for the rest of his life. He can't help but secretly feel lucky to be the hero who overestimated his capabilities.
At this time, the spiritual karaoke machine sang in Bu Fan's heart again. He snapped his fingers to wake up Dou Haoran and selected the playback function of the spiritual karaoke machine.
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A laugh from the sea surges across the Taiwan Straits
Ups and downs, follow the waves, only remember the present moment
The sky is smiling and the world is full of tides
God knows who will lose and who will win.
The country is smiling and the rain is far away
The waves wash away all the beauties in this mortal world
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Under the exaggeration of the singing, Bu Fan's heart was filled with pride. If there were rivers and lakes in the world, he would definitely join hands with Chu Xuanyu and Dou Haoran to dominate the rivers and lakes, kill one person in ten steps, and leave no trace behind for thousands of miles!
Chu Xuanyu said with a smile: "Brother Fan is so stylish, he even plays songs to create atmosphere."
"If I said that I am a humanoid player and the songs are played from inside and outside my head, would you believe it?" Bu Fan calmed down his excitement and asked with a smile.
Dou Haoran rushed to answer: "There have been too many weird things happening to you recently. We will believe whatever you say now."
Bu Fan knew that what Dou Haoran said was a kind of comfort between the brothers, and he needed to try to make them understand, so he organized his thoughts and said: "Indeed, too many things have happened to me since the first day of the college entrance examination. Don’t talk about you, even I feel like I don’t know myself less and less. I’m very worried now that I may no longer be me tomorrow.”
"No way, no matter what happens, you are still you, I am still me, he is still him, this will not change!" Chu Xuanyu said, "Brother Fan, why do you have such a strange idea?"
Dou Haoran didn't speak, looking thoughtful.
Bu Fan continued to talk eloquently: "I don't know if you feel it, but you can't control yourself, as if you are a puppet on strings, being manipulated by others. For example, the ability I showed just now to knock people out, and The ability to hypnotize is something I didn't have before. It seems to be like this: when I need a certain ability, and someone happens to think that I can have this ability, I suddenly have this ability."
"I thought this was the result of you secretly learning and practicing. I think it's not unusual at all to do whatever you learn based on your brain." Chu Xuanyu is exactly like Bu Fan's little fan.
"You overestimate me, Brother Xiaochu." Bu Fan made a face at Chu Xuanyu.
"Did these abilities of yours appear out of nowhere?" Dou Haoran asked calmly.
"Yes!" Bu Fan nodded heavily.
"And do you think someone gave you this ability because they thought you could have it?" Dou Haoran still had the brainpower to ask.
"Yes!" Bu Fan nodded heavily.
"Then who do you think this person is? A big shot with hands and eyes that can reach the sky? Or a legendary omnipotent god?" Dou Haoran asked seriously.
"I don't know. Maybe it's a god." Bu Fan replied, the title of Zhang Zechun's ninth divine envoy flashed in his mind, "It's too far away from us. Maybe Brother Achun will give us some answers tomorrow. This feeling is really Very unhappy! We cannot control our own words and deeds, but there is a script, and we are just acting according to the script."
Dou Haoran showed a horrified expression on his face and asked: "Is everything we are experiencing now designed by others in advance, and we are just acting it out?"
"Maybe this is the truth. What happened in the past, what is going on now, and what will happen in the future are all written in a certain script. We succeed, we fail, we are happy, we cry, they are all set by the screenwriter, and we simply cannot Independence." Bu Fan said with great sadness.
Before he said this sentence, he refused to face the truth and had been avoiding the truth without knowing it.
Dou Haoran was so shocked by this truth that he was speechless for a moment.
"Then what should we do?" Although Chu Xuanyu was also shocked, he was more amused. He said, "Otherwise, we will stop the show. It doesn't matter what the script is or not, we won't act!"
