The end of exam bell rang.
Chen Guangming said: "Candidates please put your test papers and answer sheets on the desk and leave the examination room with your belongings."
Bu Fan packed up his belongings, left his seat, and walked to the entrance of the examination room to pick up the shoulder bag placed there.
At this time, Li Feng chased after him and said in Bu Fan's ear: "I let you get away with it again, and you will definitely not do it next time! No matter how well you hide it or how well you disguise it, I am still confident that I will catch you cheating. Take care of yourself!"
Bu Fan silently paid attention to Li Feng, and the spiritual karaoke machine had already responded, and a melody began to circle in Bu Fan's mind.
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You are a good man,
You can tell from one look that he has a good heart.
Life is so busy,
Busy and serious.
You are a good man,
You can tell from one look that he has a good heart.
I never have any high expectations,
Just believe that sweat is gold.
You are a good man,
Good people are the soul of this world.
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Bu Fan couldn't care less about competing with Li Feng and turned away.
Li Feng seemed to punch out and hit the cotton bag. Looking at Bu Fan's leaving figure, he wished he could poke a transparent hole in him with his eyes.
Bu Fan passively listened to the song while walking, feeling that if he continued like this, he would definitely either go insane or suffer from schizophrenia.
It was imperative to meet Zhang Zechun.
At the east exit of Teaching Building No. 2, Bu Fan met Chu Xuanyu and Dou Haoran.
Chu Xuanyu and Dou Haoran saw bright eyes and bright faces. No need to ask, they were very satisfied with the foreign language test.
The three of them went to the old place again.
The wisteria flowers were in full bloom, and the three of them were plotting with all their might.
Dou Haoran advocated robbery and kidnapping, and suggested that everyone brainstorm and come up with three necessary crime tools.
The three of them were experts in making mischief, but when it came to carrying out robbery and kidnapping, it was the first time the eldest girl had ever sat in a sedan chair, so she had no experience.
Chu Xuanyu scratched his head and thought for a long time before he came up with three things: "Three black stockings, a sack, and a pair of smelly socks."
Dou Haoran reminded: "Explain the purpose!"
Chu Xuanyu said nonchalantly: "The purpose is obvious: each of us has one stocking, which is used to pull over the head; the sack is used to carry people; the smelly socks are used to gag the mouth to prevent shouting for help."
Dou Haoran commented unceremoniously: "It's not worth much!"
Chu Xuanyu looked at Bu Fan for help. Bu Fan also wanted to make an objective evaluation. Before he could think about it, the mental karaoke machine had already made a judgment:
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You are so poisonous, you are so poisonous, you are so poisonous
poison poison poison poison
The more you say, the more outrageous you become
The more I listen, the more confused I become
You are so poisonous, you are so poisonous, you are so poisonous
poison poison poison poison
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Bu Fan still couldn't adapt to the sudden singing from the karaoke machine, so he subconsciously covered his ears. After covering his ears, he realized that covering his ears was useless. The singing sounded directly in his mind. Whether he liked it or not, he had to listen obediently.
Chu Xuanyu said angrily: "Even if you think my idea is not good, don't be so exaggerated. Look, Brother Fan's ears are dirty! Brother Fan, Fan Bao, tell me your opinions, I'm all ears." !”
"It's definitely higher than yours! Not to mention Brother Fan's, mine will be two Chuxuanyu higher than yours." Dou Haoran rushed to say, "If you want me, I only prepare a bottle of poison and a rope , a writing brush.”
When Chu Xuanyu heard this, he laughed and said: "The drug and the rope are related, what are you going to do with the brush?"
Dou Haoran mocked and said: "With such a small brain capacity, you can't think about such a responsible issue. Brother Fan has many things to ask this person. What if he doesn't cooperate? Torture is necessary to extract confessions, but using the knife will only lead to blood." , I guess none of us can do it. A brush can perfectly solve this problem. Use the brush to sweep the soles of his feet and tickle him. You must not know that in ancient times, tickling existed as a form of torture."
Chu Xuanyu still scoffed and asked Bu Fan, "Brother Fan, what do you think?"
But Bu Fan was being disturbed by the wailing song in his mind.
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I'm sure I'm the wolf in sheep's clothing
And you are my prey
It's the lamb in my mouth
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Bu Fan replied smoothly: "Brother Zhengqi is a wolf in sheep's clothing!"
Dou Haoran chuckled and said, "Thank you, Brother Fan, for the compliment. Please tell me, Brother Fan, what are the three items you should prepare for robbery and kidnapping."
Bu Fan said confidently: "I feel that there is no need to prepare anything. I am a fully functional robbery and kidnapping tool."
"Haha, you're bragging and don't draft!" Chu Xuanyu obviously didn't believe Bu Fan's words.
Dou Haoran was also skeptical. He asked: "How to subdue the opponent?"
Bu Fan replied: "Knock him out with a knife."
Dou Haoran asked again: "How to restrain the other party?"
Bu Fan replied: "I have shoelaces."
Dou Haoran also asked: "How to make the other party speak?"
Bu Fan replied: "I have hypnosis."
Dou Haoran was also 100% sure that Bu Fan was bragging, and continued to ask: "We want him to be disabled and pass the exam, so we can't guard him. How can we ensure that he stays there for a whole day without being discovered?"
Bu Fan replied: "I can accurately control the time it takes for him to wake up after knocking him out. If it's ten minutes, it's ten minutes. If it's ten hours, it's ten hours."
Dou Haoran asked again: "You said he has super powers, how should you deal with it?"
Bu Fan replied matter-of-factly: "This is something you need to solve. We agreed yesterday that you will prepare a share of the black dog's blood."
Dou Haoran said helplessly: "I will prepare black dog blood. But Brother Fan, don't you think your boast is too exaggerated?"
Chu Xuanyu joked: "Brother Zhengqi, don't worry about whether the bragging is big or not. Don't you think Brother Fan is very happy when he brags? Anyway, I am so happy! Brother Fan is worthy of being the chosen one who commits crimes, bragging is enough." You can play so unworldly and superbly!"
"It seems you don't believe it anymore! 'Heaven chooses those who commit crimes', I like this saying! I'm determined!" Bu Fan said solemnly, "Which of you will sacrifice yourselves, I will Let me demonstrate it to you, and you will know if I am bragging!”
"I!"
"I!"
Chu Xuanyu and Dou Haoran rushed to speak, and then they realized something was wrong at the same time, so they pointed at each other.
"Him!"
"Him!"
Bu Fan couldn't help but laugh. The thinking patterns of the two guys were exactly the same, and the speed of rotation was almost the same, otherwise they wouldn't be able to respond in the same way. Bu Fan's smile at this time was like a big bad wolf pretending to be his grandmother, and he said gently: "I promise it won't hurt or itch. At most, it will be like a mosquito bite."
Chu Xuanyu and Dou Haoran exchanged glances. None of them believed Bu Fan's words, and almost said in unison: "It's a hammer, scissors, and you win two out of three games. Whoever loses will be Brother Fan's guinea pig."
"Deal!" Bu Fan said for the two of them, raising his right hand and waiting for the two of them to come over and give them a high-five.
Chu Xuanyu and Dou Haoran once again had the same idea. They each raised their hands to wave towards Bu Fan's palm, but they only feinted. They suddenly turned away from Bu Fan in the middle, and their palms hit each other with a crisp "pop" sound. ring.
Brother Xiao Chu and Brother Zhengqi burst into laughter as if their conspiracy had succeeded.
"Just wait!" Bu Fan also smiled, with a bit of evil and a bit of evil in his smile.
