Before setting off for Tianjin to attend the ship review, a certain new emperor had to obey the advice of his mother and empress, two "temporarily famous doctors", and rest in the palace in Beidu for a month.
This is their bottom line. A certain patient must not overstep one step. Only when he has grown fat can he be qualified to start the journey. They don't know whether this is a ship-reading style or a "pig-reading style"...
Eating, sleeping, and having fun with beauties, these should be the three things that a certain fat otaku prince likes to do the most.
A certain new emperor was not very interested in the last thing. Except for the eight most beloved wives, the other thirty-three were just interested.
As for other women with ulterior motives, let’s talk about it later. That’s something a beautiful mother should worry about.
For a certain ambitious man, how could playing with beautiful women be more enjoyable than destroying barbarians? ? ?
Besides, during the seventy-seven days of being comatose, a certain new emperor's brain had gone online and downloaded a large amount of information.
From mineral deposits to nuclear technology, you have to write quickly and turn it into written materials before you eat.
I originally wanted to be the printer myself, but considering my wives’ stay-at-home orders, I invited a group of women over to take notes.
It doesn't matter if you don't understand, as long as the handwriting is neat.
If you really understand, you are not far from death...
Bo Jue understands it very well, but he is about the same age as the blame dumper.
It is a little too inhumane to let the chief scientist of Ming Dynasty die from exhaustion because of writing.
As for my wives, since I have to pay them a lot of pocket money every year, I take this opportunity to express my bad temper!
For half an hour, one person takes turns being his secretary, and no one can escape!
I finished writing it in the morning and checked it in the afternoon. If there was no problem, I printed it directly in a room in the Asgard.
Since the matter was confidential and the contents were priceless, not a single piece of paper could be taken away.
After learning from the past, a certain new emperor ordered the palace maids in charge of printing to wear special overalls when working.
After get off work, change into your own clothes and leave all work clothes in the work area to avoid data leakage.
If some people have special skills, then...
Daming has made breakthroughs in many projects and is at the world's leading level.
For example, artillery, missiles, trains, steam engines, armored ships, looms, etc. However, in some areas, such as computers, they are not yet so advanced.
As early as the fifteenth year of Chongzhen, that is, 1642 AD, Pascal, who was less than twenty years old, demonstrated his "adding machine", which was a mechanical computer.
The Ming Academy of Sciences has naturally built a similar model a long time ago and has upgraded it many times, but the upper limit of mechanical computers is very low.
The future development direction must be electronic computers. A certain new emperor also talked about the structure of the first electronic computer "Eniak" in his previous life.
But there are nearly 20,000 vacuum tubes, 1,500 relays, 70,000 resistors, 18,000 capacitors, and a whopping half a million solder joints.
In the current environment, being able to create this thing is simply the ninth wonder of mankind!
The Academy of Sciences has a history of ten years and cost a total of nearly 700,000 taels of silver. It was actually built.
The Ming Dynasty is full of skilled craftsmen. As long as you have enough money and perseverance, there is nothing you can't create.
What's more, this thing is very large and does not require a microscope. As long as the craftsmen have received relevant training and follow the engineers' drawings, they can build the parts piece by piece and finally assemble it into a giant computer.
The difficulty of making "Eniak" is actually not that big. The real difficulty is to upgrade on this basis until you can play CS Counter-Strike...
However, a certain new emperor only remembered the structure of the world's first computer. As for the later ones, how could he have so much brain capacity to remember them?
In addition to "Uncle Ai", for computers, a certain new emperor only has input devices, calculators, memories, controllers, and output devices!
More, that is the 36G graphics card and Japanese action movies!
But now, a certain new emperor can pick up the slack.
After the electron tube came the transistor, then the integrated circuit, all the way to the eight-core nano-level cool and powerful CPU and Lao Huang’s 3090 excavator-level mining card!
However, first use tens of millions of slaves to mine around the world, and the ultimate goal is to create mining cards...
This seems to be a regression of human civilization!
Even if you have money and blueprints, you may not be able to create a real object.
But if you have money, drawings, and time, you can definitely try it successfully. This is how the tungsten filament in the light bulb is tried!
Estimated according to Moore's Law that computing speed doubles in eighteen months, which is approximately two years.
A hundred years from now, the wealthy people of the Ming Dynasty should be able to open Internet cafes!
When he thought of Quan Min playing games online in Internet cafes everywhere, he had no time to think back.
A certain new emperor was so excited that he became very energetic immediately!
Since my energy is limited, there are many projects to be developed and developed.
A certain new emperor created a technology tree and stipulated priority development projects, such as 4A projects such as computers, televisions, missiles and rockets plus satellites, and medicines.
If these four projects were refined to a level suitable for academicians of the Academy of Sciences to study, just dictating a bunch of relevant information would be enough to keep me busy.
Nowadays, rich gentry and officials all over the country who have beautiful daughters or even granddaughters are looking forward to a certain new emperor who can wander around like Emperor Yang of Sui!
Because a certain new emperor is not a foolish king, is strict with himself, and frugal by nature, but has become an emperor in the eyes of the people for eternity. Therefore, these guys cry and shout to pay tribute to the young lady all day long!
If he doesn't smoke, drink, eat meat, be lewd, or spinach, a certain new emperor will become a monk directly...
A certain new emperor went to Liaodong to have his hair braided, and to Tianjin to return to the imperial court with his troops and inspect the progress of the shipyard.
As for other places, it seems that I have never visited them in the name of inspection!
It was said to be an inspection, but in fact it was just a trip to the mountains, sightseeing, eating, drinking and having fun.
Including the accompanying personnel and guards, there must be at least three to five thousand people.
Calculated based on the living expenses of one silver per person per day, if three thousand people go out for fifty days, that is one hundred and fifty thousand taels of silver.
It's okay for a new emperor to pay for it out of his own pocket, but if it's a local area, it would cost a year's worth of taxes and fees if it's not a big city.
Therefore, the young ladies from other places have no chance of taking a certain new emperor, and the assassins from other places have no chance of taking a certain new emperor!
Except for the previous incident, this was the second accident for a new emperor since he took charge of the country.
I guess it was a blessing in disguise, another car accident or terminal illness would seemingly complete the "holy trinity"!
"Your Majesty, Song Yingxing's eldest son Song Shihui wants to see you!"
"oh?"
"Song Yingxing is critically ill!"
"Yes! Please come quickly!"
"yes!"
Come to think of it, Old Songtou is already eighty-five this year. It turns out that he should have died at eighty. Now he has lived five more years!
At that time, all the great talents in Yushu Linfeng were in their sixties, and even Song Shihui's hair was gray. Naturally, old Song Tou should not be far away from death.
Although it sounds ugly to say this, it is indeed a law of nature.
unless……
"Your Majesty Song Shihui comes to see my emperor..."
"Without any courtesy, please tell me how your father's condition is now."
"My father is on his deathbed. Your Majesty has previously ordered that I dare not hide the news that my father is about to pass away!"
It was disrespectful to carry a dying person to the palace. If his father really failed to hold on, Song Shihui and even the entire Song family would be blamed.
"Not...died yet? That's good! Wait a minute, I'll go get the elixir. I hope it will work wonders!"
After that, a certain new emperor took Liu Xier to make the elixir.
It is said that the medicine is very powerful, but it requires two people to work together. One person can do it, but it takes a little effort.
As the former dean of the Academy of Sciences, Lao Songtou should not mind dedicating himself to the cause of science again just when he is about to kick off!
I hope Lao Songtou can still survive for two hours, otherwise he is not lucky enough.
More than half an hour later, a certain new emperor changed his clothes and came out.
It's sunny and sunny today, but it doesn't look like there are any signs that the big shot is about to die!
In this case, a certain new emperor decided to let Lao Songtou be the first guinea pig to test the medicine.
When they arrived at the villa assigned to Song Yingxing's family for permanent residence, they saw the dying old Songtou himself.
A certain new emperor wanted to burst into tears, but he couldn't squeeze out the tears.
"I have dedicated my life to you, to the Ming Dynasty, and to the Academy of Sciences, but it is no longer enough to die. Even if the oil is exhausted and the lamp dries up, I can still add some oil to the lamp of Aiqing. This is what I have just developed. Aiqing will take half of the elixir first and see how effective it is!"
A certain new emperor had asked all the outsiders to leave, leaving Liu Xier alone in the room to serve him.
"His Majesty!"
The ashen-faced Song Yingxing planned to obey the order for the last time. He was unable to get up from the bed and salute. He could only say two words with all his strength, opened his mouth and waited for the emperor to give him medicine.
"Drink slowly, don't be in a hurry!"
I hope Lao Songtou will not be choked or choked to death, otherwise he will become a murderer.
A certain new emperor thought that this medicine should have some resurrecting effect, because the wives who had been exposed to the rain and dew last night had become radiant, as if they were ten years younger.
If Lao Songtou kicks his legs directly, it only means that this medicine is only suitable for women...
"Thank you... Your Majesty... I... feel... relieved... a lot!"
Song Yingxing breathed a long sigh of relief, and then said something intermittently.
"...That's good!"
A certain new emperor comforted him with his mouth, but he was calculating in his heart. Did he take the wrong medicine because he was anxious?
It seemed that if he fed half a tube of lime water, Old Song would continue to cough even if he didn't die.
In the early days of the establishment of the Academy of Sciences, it was reasonable to reward Mr. Song with a tube of elixir for his hard work and merit.
Even if he lives five more years because of this, it can be regarded as a reward for Lao Songtou's nearly thirty years of work.
It didn't take long for Lao Songtou's expression to soften a little.
Because he was worried that the elixir would be diluted, a certain new emperor did not give porridge to the hungry old Songtou.
After the effects of the medicine wear off in two or three hours, the guy can eat whatever he wants.
If there are really signs of recovery, considering that he has just recovered from a serious illness, the best food is porridge!
In the same situation, I was treated like this, and I definitely couldn't take advantage of Old Songtou in this regard.
After two hours of nursing care at the bedside, Lao Songtou's health seemed to have improved significantly, and he was able to get out of bed and move around.
A certain new emperor was basically relieved, but he still told Song Shihui to be optimistic about his father and not to drink alcohol to celebrate. Anyone who disobeyed the order would be thrown into jail.
The entire Song family was overjoyed and immediately kowtowed to express their gratitude for the grace.
As long as the old man recovers, the Song family's status will definitely not drop suddenly.
As the former dean of the Academy of Sciences, the current dean is considered to be Lao Songtou's apprentice. Half of the elders in the academy were dragged in by Lao Songtou based on his own reputation.
It can be said that if Lao Song does not die on the first day, anyone below Bo Jue will have to keep his tail between his legs.
Now is not the future, it depends not only on ability, but also on qualifications!
Lao Songtou farts, and he can say ten words more than an ordinary academician!
If he really recovers enough to resume his old career, a certain new emperor will not let Old Songtou go back to the Academy of Sciences.
The cabinet happened to be short of people, especially scientific professionals, so they put Lao Song's head on the cabinet as a mascot!
As long as there is a memorial or disagreement in his professional field, a certain new emperor can bring out the old Song leader and fool the officials!
Even if you are over eighty, you won’t have to delay going to court. You can use a carriage or a car as a means of transportation, and you can also sit on the sofa in the house, so it doesn’t waste your legs at all.
"Your Majesty, Sun Chuanting has returned from the front line of the Western Regions and has arrived in Beijing. He is now seriously ill and on his deathbed!"
"...Where are you currently?"
"Military Aircraft Department!"
"I will go back immediately!"
Are all those with the initial S so willful these days?
I had already told Lao Suntou not to go to the Western Regions without being forced to live or die, but now it’s better.
If there wasn't a train that went directly to the west of Bosten Lake, I would have died halfway by now.
That is to say, Lao Suntou is in good health and can withstand torture. If he were an ordinary civil servant, a certain new emperor would be able to eat directly!
"Sun Aiqing is here okay!"
"……His Majesty!"
"Okay! Aiqing has worked hard all the way, don't say more. Take good care of your health, and after you recover, you can take up a position in Beidu!"
Next, it’s time to witness the miracle.
In line with the principle of not wasting it, the remaining half of the tube was just for Lao Suntou to feed.
One was seventy-eight and the other was eighty-five, but neither of them survived the hurdles.
After these two old men recovered from their illnesses, they were all put into the cabinet as cabinet ministers, which was equivalent to having two more doorkeepers.
One man, one man, complements each other, and he is still a 100% pure bitch!
It was evening after everything was done. Old Suntou was taken care of by his wife and concubines and his eldest son Sun Shirui's family, so the new emperor didn't have to worry at all.
Have a good rest with the concubines, and continue writing the PLUS edition of the combined volume the next day!
Even though the power of the elixir is astonishing, its output is extremely limited.
It is built once every three days, which is only one hundred and twenty tubes a year.
In view of the performance of Jie Xuan and Zheng Chenggong, they and Zheng Zhilong can all enjoy it.
Xue Guoguan and Wu Di often took the blame for a certain new emperor, so naturally they also had a share.
Not to mention the beautiful biological mother, the scapegoat father has been very cooperative recently, so it is not impossible to take charge of it.
Concubine Tian will let it go, but after knowing the efficacy of the medicine, the dumper will definitely intercede for her.
Therefore, when a certain new emperor was still hesitating, he gave it to his biological mother, and it became troublesome to blame his father.
Unless the biological mother takes care of herself and lets the blame dumper and Tian Guifei age naturally.
If I could kick Concubine Tian away, I wouldn't have this trouble...
"This is poison, let's see if you dare to drink it!"
Before a certain new emperor went to bed, he diluted the remaining part in the test tube with water and rewarded it to the servants who had been with him all year round.
The effect of the medicine will definitely not be as good as before, but it will still have some effect, so forget it for the faint of heart.
"You dare to drink!"
"You dare to drink!"
"You dare to drink even this slave!"
In front of the master, the waiters tilted their necks and swallowed the entire contents of the small wine glasses.
Naturally, they guessed that it was not poison, but something specific, most likely some fairy elixir.
To be able to have such a blessing is like smoke rising from the graves of ancestors!
