"Brother Imperial, I was too young to study in Europe before. This time my Ming Dynasty Master is on an expedition here, I would like to take this opportunity to broaden my horizons!"
A certain fat man is very good at choosing the right time, especially today, which is different from the past, and he can appear in Europe as a winner.
"Let me think about it..."
Why is this guy going to Europe? A certain new emperor can guess it with his heels. Now the Ocean Horse can choose at will.
But this is fine. The Ming Dynasty must at least provide a vassal king with weighty words as the royal family's proxy and attend the final signing of the agreement. Then it will be justified in terms of face.
"Brother Imperial, I promise not to interfere with General Jiexuan's work!"
Seeing that a certain brother was still hesitating, a certain fat man made a firm promise. After all, he had done a pretty good job in this regard and had never made any serious mistakes.
"Okay, pay attention to safety, and especially be careful not to contract local diseases. The medical conditions there cannot be compared with those in Beidu, otherwise no one can save you!"
If you die from a Yangma, and your life is killed by the infectious diseases of the Yangma, you will have to consider yourself unlucky, and several beautiful princesses will have to be widowed for you.
"Brother, please rest assured. I will take good care of myself and will not let my brother and mother worry. I have also found a ship. I don't need too many people to accompany me. Dozens of people are enough to board the supply ship." ”
A certain fat man had planned it for a long time, even taking the ship was carefully considered.
"..."
Now, let this guy take the supply ship, which is equivalent to putting pigs and pig feed together!
A certain new emperor doesn’t have to worry about his foodie brother starving to death on the way, he can eat as he goes, what a perfect binding!
I don’t know how Jiexuan reacted after learning about it. In short, just take this mascot with you and treat it as a gift for the European expedition.
A certain new emperor believed that after a certain prince returned, he would have a few or a dozen more quasi-brothers and sisters.
Because of the protection and connivance of a certain mother, a certain fat man didn't have to worry about becoming a feudal lord at all.
The new emperor could only give up on the matter and regard this guy as his backup in Beidu, just in case.
Except for the married sister, the whole family lived in the palace city, and they seemed to be enjoying themselves while eating.
My sister who is married to a foreigner also lives not far away, just 1,800 meters away. The Prince Consort's Mansion is a veritable mansion.
On special days such as the New Year and birthdays, the sisters would take their husbands to the rear residence to pay their respects.
After finishing the work, the prince-in-law will go back to live in his own house, and the sisters will sleep with their own mother.
A certain biological mother can now enjoy the blessings. The eldest son's concubine gave birth to seven sons and six daughters, and the second son's concubine gave birth to five sons and five daughters.
According to the order of the names of the Ming Dynasty clan, when Zhu Cixiang's generation has children, the last character after the name will have to use the radical of the native character, but there are not many such characters.
Since the middle character of himself is "ci", the middle character of a certain new emperor's seven sons became "xiang".
Even if loving-kindness comes from the same origin, if it is replaced by the word "love" and the following words are added, it won't sound good.
The eldest son Zhu Xiangtang, the second son Zhu Xiangzhen, the third son Zhu Xiangzai, the fourth son Zhu Xiangcheng, the fifth son Zhu Xiangsu, the sixth son Zhu Xiangbao, and the seventh son Zhu Xiangtan.
The eldest daughter is Zhu Xiangjing, the second daughter is Zhu Xiangduo, the third daughter is Zhu Xiangtan, the fourth daughter is Zhu Xiangdi, and the fifth daughter is Zhu Xiangfang.
Since the ingredients used for this radical are very important, after discussion by the family, the children of a fat house do not need to do this.
A certain new emperor thought that if his wife could still give birth, he would have to create Braille or find another way.
If not, there is no need to insist on this handed down etiquette, because it is really impossible to persist...
If he only gets seven sons in the end, then a certain new emperor can summon the dragon!
A certain new emperor thought that it would be enough for his wives to have so many children, but unexpectedly, a certain mother felt that it was far from enough.
Didn't the son build such a large territory just to share it with his grandchildren? ? ?
At least ten more will do, and if possible, then twenty or thirty more!
If the current concubine cannot give birth, then we will recruit some younger women who are suitable for childbearing.
I had given birth to several children back then. As an emperor's woman, she was not considered qualified if she did not give birth to five or six children!
Except for Xue Wanqing, Liu Xier and six young ladies who are good at singing and dancing, a certain new emperor has not married any other women in recent years.
He only had eight concubines to accompany him, which was extremely rare compared to the emperors of previous dynasties.
At least in the past 20 years or so, I have saved a lot of money on makeup and powder, and I can give out less red envelopes during the Chinese New Year.
In the public opinion, this kind of behavior is considered to be unqualified...
"Qualified" because there was no recruitment of Minnu women, and the expenses for the imperial palace were all earned by the new emperor himself, so it would not waste the people or money at all.
"Unqualified" means that some people think that Emperor Haojing, as the only emperor through the ages, should have many heirs, so that the royal family can flourish.
In this regard, a certain new emperor was really dumbfounded.
If the wives are allowed to have a lot of babies in the future, then the son's fiefdom will be transferred to Afghanistan...
North America is vast and sparsely populated. Because of this, the vassal king brought over 1,800 followers and was no different from a village chief.
In the past, the Northern Expedition was used as an excuse, but now that the world is finally at peace, a certain mother's oral instructions have begun to be heard.
A certain filial son had no choice but to follow the elder's wish after discussing it with a group of wives.
On the one hand, we need to create more children in batches, and on the other hand, we need to select some graceful and bold-looking young ladies to enter the back mansion.
Affected by the figure of the chief daughter-in-law Xue Wanqing, a certain mother has gradually adapted to the vision of a certain eldest son, and it seems to be very useful, at least her precious grandson will not starve to death.
A skinny horse like that is no longer able to enter the eyes of a certain biological mother. It seems that Minjian is right to believe that a plump body and curvy body are the main signs of fertility.
Xue Wanqing has already given birth to a boy and a girl to her husband, so she is basically qualified, but the queen still has to be determined to give birth to another boy before she can no longer have children.
A certain new emperor is thirty-seven years old this year. Xue Wanqing is five years older and is now in her forties.
It was too dangerous to give birth at this age, and a certain new emperor hurriedly advised her to give up the idea.
It's not easy to have a son. After the new batch of young ladies come in, they can adopt him as soon as their stomachs move.
For a rare woman like his number one wife, a certain new emperor did not want her to have a child and die.
Since it was an oral order, Xue Wanqing, who had always been gentle and obedient to her husband, could only obey it happily.
According to a certain new emperor's own bottom line, a dozen children would be enough, but twenty would be too much.
Even if wives give birth to one child a year, there will be fifty children in the next fifty years...
If there are twenty sons, the fief can only go to Central Asia or Xianbelia.
Africa is a dangerous area. Without the invincible body of King Kong, sooner or later he will be KO'd by a variety of fatal diseases!
As soon as the news of the selection of the concubine was published in the newspapers, a craze for sending girls to high branches arose throughout the Ming Dynasty.
Especially regardless of family background restrictions, everyone is eligible to participate in the audition regardless of their origin.
But there are three prerequisites. The first is that the jade must be perfect, and the new emperor has not yet reached the point of being hungry.
Second, there must be a noble prime minister. A certain new emperor has neither the time nor the ability to perform plastic surgery on ugly monsters.
Third, and relatively most important, is to have a figure similar to Queen Xue Wanqing.
If you can't meet Xue Wanqing's standards, you can meet Liu Xi'er's standards. This is the lowest threshold and cannot be lowered.
If you are looking for wholesale and retail services at Shouma Airport and Yangzhou, there is no need to bother with this audition...
All the 100 young ladies who are shortlisted for the finals, regardless of whether they can climb the high branches, will receive a cash reward of one thousand taels.
In this era, it is impossible to cheat on your figure, which makes it impossible for some daughters from wealthy families who want to have a relationship to pass the screening.
It doesn't have to go to the finals, the secret will be revealed just in the selection of the provincial teams, and many governors will not let such a woman go to the northern capital to embarrass themselves.
A certain new emperor was previously praised by the world as a wise king, and now he has become an emperor for eternity. He has a keen eye for finding a wife.
The only time I made do was to go to Six Little Sisters, and I never got over it after that.
Otherwise, doesn’t it mean that you are spending your own money and making yourself suffer every day? ? ?
There is no registration fee for this competition, and there are no strict age restrictions. In principle, anyone under the age of 50 can register...
As for how many newcomers a new emperor can find in the end, it is unknown. It depends on the ability of the governors of each province.
In order to prevent the natal family from causing trouble, the family members of any newcomer who is lucky enough to enter the rear residence will all move to Beidu.
All living expenses are borne by a certain new emperor. For this small amount of money, a certain new emperor will not look down upon it at all.
If you dare to cause trouble or even kill someone after arriving in Beidu, then you are tired of living.
Over the years, a certain new emperor has never been accustomed to his natal family. Even Xue Guoguan, as a national commander and chief minister, has to behave with his tail between his legs.
Remember the four-word secret before retiring, and do the same after retirement, otherwise all the glory gained by the Xue family will disappear in an instant.
This is easy to understand. If you take the money and errands of a certain new emperor and stop the new emperor, isn't this tantamount to open rebellion?
A certain new emperor believes that there are many kinds of rebellion, and this is one of them!
The specific activities were announced to the whole country in the spring of the thirty-eighth year of Chongzhen (1665), and even women from the eight corners of the country under the jurisdiction of the Southern Court could participate.
Generally speaking, it was enough for each province to provide ten women, and Emperor Haojing had the final say whether they qualified or not.
According to the picky vision of a certain new emperor, it was impossible to put all the women who entered the capital into the imperial palace.
The upper limit is Xue Wanqing, and the lower limit is Liu Xi'er. Unless he is so beautiful that he will be admired all over the country, he will have no choice but to return home.
The beauties at this time are definitely natural beauties, as delicious and beautiful as catching natural crickets in the stream...
However, the standards of a certain new emperor confused officials everywhere.
According to common sense, the younger a woman is, the more advantages she has.
But the threshold is right there, and teenage women generally don’t have a good figure.
Back then, Xue Wanqing became the Crown Princess and even the Empress of the Ming Dynasty because of her natural beauty.
That kind of "natural beauty" does not refer to appearance, but figure. This is definitely something you can only choose from a million people!
According to the doctors who came back from training in Beidu, it is a disease, but as long as it is not serious, it will become a kind of beauty.
Emperor Haojing just likes this kind of morbid beauty. What can you do? ? ?
The thinner a person becomes, the more this morbid beauty is accentuated.
Therefore, officials from various places ordered that all women with this disease within their jurisdiction should be sent as long as they are not married. If they are qualified in all aspects, they can give an account to their superiors.
As the governor of a province, I must try my best to gather ten people, otherwise I will be ridiculed by my colleagues and be left alone...
Fortunately, there are still women suffering from this disease in various places. Although the number is not large, it is basically enough. There are even married women who tried to muddle through, but were kicked out.
Who wouldn't be tempted by the fact that his family can become relatives of the royal family in one fell swoop?
However, this condition set by a certain new emperor seems simple, but in fact it can only make most people do nothing.
This can kill a lot of people, which is also the purpose of a certain new emperor.
Otherwise, if there are two capitals and thirteen provinces, and one province produces ten, how many people will there be?
Those who can enter the back house must be high-quality, and those who are scraps should get married on the spot!
Because of this weird standard, many thin horses who are still underage cried and fainted in the boudoir.
A certain new emperor euphemistically called it "not marrying Min's daughter." Minjian liked the thin horse, but he chose not to choose the thin horse. Isn't this the best of both worlds?
My own mother is also thin, but my daughter-in-law does not need to follow this standard.
According to the agreement between mother and son, this matter must be handled according to the wishes of a certain new emperor.
Local selection is not without rewards. As long as the minimum standards are met, a certain new emperor will give the other party a set of refrigerators for free.
A set includes a refrigerator, generator and supporting fuel. Otherwise, the refrigerator alone is just a decoration.
With many parties seeking to purchase refrigeration equipment, it is an undoubted fact that even if the locals have money, they cannot buy it.
Anyone who can take out ten sets of refrigerators or freezers at this time is really capable.
The southern part of Ming Dynasty is generally hot from April to October, which is about half of the year. Without refrigerators and freezers, life will be very difficult.
Ancient people also had many ways to escape the heat, such as eating smoothies, wearing thin clothes, pillowing on stone beds, and using people to fan themselves, but the actual effects were not as good as refrigerators, freezers, air conditioners, and electric fans.
After the young lady moves into the mansion, she no longer needs to worry about these things, and her family can also get a luxurious house with complete appliances for free.
This is the most attractive part. Even the daughters of wealthy gentry and officials will willingly participate in this competition.
As a local official, he couldn't cheat and recommend people this time, because the emperor wanted to see more than just his face...
Regardless of whether he was born into a poor family or was from a wealthy family, as long as he could finally get it in, he would be considered a winner.
It doesn't matter if the woman's education level is not high and she doesn't know a few words, as long as her dialect isn't too strong.
In this regard, it is the advantage of an official woman. My father can speak Beidou dialect to some extent, so if I am careful, my true colors will not be exposed.
In the end, it all depends on the emperor's preference whether he can turn a black chicken into a phoenix.
If you seek death to deceive the emperor, then the black-bone chicken will become roasted chicken!
The whole family has become a roast chicken, and no one can escape...