"Your Majesty, do you still want to receive Envoy Kimchi?"
After all, it was about the relationship between the two countries. Based on the principle of prudence, Xue Guoguan wanted to ask his son-in-law about his attitude towards pornography.
"No! They didn't agree to the conditions I proposed. Instead, they plotted against me and asked me to send troops to help. How can there be such a good thing in the world? During the Wanli period, the Ming Dynasty sent troops to help, which cost a lot of money and lost many troops. As a result, the country was just a mouthful I'm just saying thank you. I know how to do this trick. I just asked them to retreat to the island, which is already a good strategy for them to defend themselves against the enemy!"
When the country of kimchi is mentioned, a certain new emperor gets angry. If he doesn't help kimchi, how can Li Rusong survive?
If Li Rusong and his family don't lose all their gang, will it be the Chicken Wings family's turn to roam around Liaodong?
The kings of the past dynasties of Kimchi really regarded the Ming Dynasty as the "Laokeng Jade"!
The focus is not on jade, the focus is on "old pits"!
Since ancient times, the old man has tricked the Ming Dynasty!
To put it into perspective, it’s worse than Afghanistan!
Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty failed once, but the early Tang Dynasty failed to get any advantage, and then the Yuan army went to fight the Japanese through kimchi.
Then came the Ming Dynasty, and more than two hundred years later, Kimchi went back and tricked the Qing Dynasty again...
All in all, any kimchi within reach can be pitted. This is their ancestral secret skill!
As for so-called loyalty...
The two wolfdogs at the door are still loyal!
If they want to eat shark fins and bird's nests, I have to feed them every day, right? ? ?
I always think about Dad Ming reaching out to help the poor, but I don’t know that I want to honor Dad Ming!
In this comparison, who is the suzerain country between the Ming Dynasty and Kimchi?
When encountering foreign affairs, Ming Dynasty needs to send troops.
In the event of a natural disaster, relief from the Ming Dynasty is needed.
If you encounter constipation, do you still need Daming to provide an iron pick?
I just ran to ask for help without thinking. When I send out the Ming Dynasty King Master for free?
Are there so many islands along the Kimchi coast left unused, waiting to worship God?
It was for his own good not to meet the special envoy Kimchi, so as to avoid a certain new emperor from kicking him several times in anger!
"Your Majesty, if this happens, I'm afraid the other party will turn to Donglu and increase Donglu's strength!"
Wu Di, the second assistant, knew that the emperor had no good opinion of kimchi, but he should not act on impulse when dealing with state affairs. He should be objective and not seek justice, but seek self-interest.
"In just five years, I can catch them all in one fell swoop and avoid future troubles forever!"
A certain new emperor no longer intends to spend huge sums of money to raise such useless pig teammates, otherwise the Ming Dynasty will be trapped by it as long as it exists.
"Five years?"
Wu Di was quite surprised at this time. Why did the emperor calculate so accurately? Could there be another mystery?
"The imperial court has raised a large number of mixed-blood war horses on Jeju Island. In five years at most, the number of adult war horses will be enough to arm 50,000 cavalry. By then, together with the original cavalry, more than 100,000 cavalry and more than 800,000 infantry will be able to attack Liaodong. Carry out a sweeping sweep of the vast mountainous area to the north. With the Donglu no longer able to hide, the Ming Dynasty's army can regain the vast area from the Songhua River to the south of the Nen River in one fell swoop. If all the Donglu escape to the Xing'an Mountains, they will be able to fight with Kimchi. How can we threaten the security of two countries that are thousands of miles apart?"
A certain new emperor has his own plans, and he will definitely not be messed up by a pickle with ulterior motives.
"Your Majesty, now..."
After Wu Di briefly thought about it in his mind, he felt that there was nothing wrong with this plan, but it took too long and could not cope with the current situation.
"Your Majesty, this is the blood letter sent by Envoy Kimchi!"
Xue Guoguan knew how to choose the right time and immediately presented a "good thing".
"Okay, then let's meet, so you don't have to say that I'm heartless!"
A certain new emperor didn't even look at that thing. Maybe it was written with some animal liquid!
The Kimchi King can really write with his own blood. With this determination, he would have shouted "Ah Xiba" and rushed forward to kill the enemy~!
"Cui Xiaoyi and Lin Qingye, please pay homage to our emperor and wish our emperor long live, long live, long live!"
"I'm free of charge!"
There is no need to give a seat. A certain new emperor wants to plant these two pickles into the ground.
"Your Majesty has governed the country with martial arts and organized it for many years. The power of the country has exceeded that of the Tang and Han Dynasties. The size of the king's army is as high as one million, and all kinds of magic weapons and weapons emerge in an endless stream. He has conquered the south and the north without any defeat. The Eastern captives are intimidated and do not dare to fight. The captive chiefs have retreated to the mountains to hide. Last winter, the entire territory of my country was trampled by the Eastern captive cavalry. The people were brutally tortured and suffered heavy losses in property, livestock, and population. This winter, we will face such a situation again. I hope that your majesty will remember the relationship between your superior country and me. The relationship between the country’s suzerains and the help of heavenly troops will be sent out, otherwise my country will definitely be bloodbathed by the Donglu!"
When he came to ask for help this time, he had to say some flattering words that would make Emperor Long Yan of the Ming Dynasty happy, otherwise the money spent before would be wasted.
"Your country has many mountains and islands. It is difficult for the cavalry to attack in the mountainous areas and it is difficult for the infantry to land on the islands. Your country must use its strengths and avoid its weaknesses to resist the attack of the Eastern invaders. The people of your country are eager to dig ginseng, so why don't you dig up the horses everywhere? What about the pit? Your soldiers and horses are not afraid of the Japanese army, and the Japanese army is not afraid of the Donglu. In this case, how can your army be afraid of the Donglu? The Ming Dynasty can dispatch the king's army, but with a small number of troops, it will be unable to resist the Donglu , a large number of troops will cost huge sums of money. Today, the Ming Dynasty is not a time of abundant finance. It only uses troops in Liaodong in spring and summer, and it only requires four months. If troops are used at other times, how to raise military pay? A million troops will be raised every month The war requires three million taels of silver. Can your country get it? If you can't get it, it will cost you nearly ten million taels in three months. If there are losses during the battle, you will need to pay additional compensation. Isn't such a huge sum of money not worthy of the Ming Dynasty? Do you have to bear it yourself?”
A certain new emperor just now remembered that his father-in-law had probably received money from him, so he tried his best to persuade him to meet these two pickles.
The new emperor basically agreed with Cui Xiaoyi's words, but whether to send troops was another matter.
If you can provide money, I can send troops.
Otherwise, if I have to provide both money and troops, why not just fight for myself and act like a fool?
"Your Majesty, my country lacks plains and is mostly mountainous, which is inconvenient for farming. The annual income is very small and the people are poor. It is really difficult to raise the military salary of the king's army. I hope your majesty..."
"I sent troops, and Ming Dynasty provided money to fight for your country. In the end, Ming Dynasty was unable to make ends meet, which led to changes everywhere. The building was about to collapse, and your country cried a few times and it was over, right? You just ignored what I said and didn't care at all. Listen. My mind is full of what you are thinking, and you have to let me agree to it? If your country is like you, what's the point of the Ming Dynasty King's help? "
Once the money is in place, everything will be fine.
If the money is not in place, then everything you say is in vain!
A certain new emperor is not too short of money now, but he is not willing to be called around by Kimchi.
"I have heard that your Majesty is kind-hearted and loves Min as your son. He regards Ming Dynasty as his father's country and your Majesty as the lord of the world. His Majesty's son Min is also your Majesty's son. I still hope that your Majesty will give you a helping hand, otherwise I will despise my country." Millions of people will definitely be plundered by the Donglu and become their slaves, growing food and raising soldiers for the Donglu!"
Lin Qingye saw that Cui Xiaoyi had not persuaded the Ming Dynasty emperor, so he offered to help, determined not to come in vain.
"Isn't that just right? The people of your country will settle on the northern plains first. When the Ming Dynasty King's Division is dispatched, they can be rescued. This will save them fighting in the mountainous areas and making the King's Division's tanks unable to exert their combat effectiveness!"
Your excuse doesn't work in front of me at all. Apart from money, the other thing is that a beautiful woman with a figure similar to Xue Wanqing's is easy to use.
But I guess even if there was a woman with such a figure in Kimchi Country, her appearance would be terrible, as if she had been crushed by a rolling pin...
"Your Majesty, think twice!"
"Your Majesty must not do this!"
"Okay! I think that according to the five elements, the king of your country's surname is Li, which when broken down is 'Muzi'. My name contains fire, and fire can burn wood. In fact, the two elements are in conflict with each other! If your country still wants to To exist, either change the king or defend yourself against the enemy!"
For the one-strand kimchi, a certain new emperor had to find another way, otherwise the two kimchi would have to turn into rice cakes and stick to themselves.
"Ah? This..."
When Cui Xiaoyi and Lin Qingye heard this, they were both in a trance. Due to the Ming Emperor's earth-shattering proposal, they were completely unable to react quickly.
"What I said about changing the king means that the king of your country is no longer surnamed Li, and the same is true for the clan. If someone else is the king, it may be a blockbuster and boost the national strength of your country. According to the book of heaven, your country will become a country in two hundred years. It has become one of the top ten developed countries in the world. I believe that the current disadvantage of your country is entirely due to the incompetence of the king. Instead of letting your country be destroyed by the Eastern invaders, it is better to start from scratch and renew itself. With my help, it may be able to develop rapidly. stand up."
"Your Majesty, although the king of my country is a mortal, he is also supported by the people of my country..."
"No! The king is the boat, and the min is the water. Water can carry the boat, but it can also capsize it! The previous dynasty of the king was the Meng Yuan Dynasty. If his master had not been stupid and virtuous, and trapped millions of people in water and fire, I, the Great Ming Dynasty, How can His Majesty, Emperor Zugao, conquer the world? Since ancient times, the capable person has occupied the throne! If Mrs. Li feels that she is a capable person, she can prove it to me. Otherwise, it is better to abdicate early, so that I can ensure that she has enough food and clothing!"
"this……"
"I can guarantee the safety of the Li clan and the safety of your country. If your country does not agree with my proposal, I think your country can protect itself and does not need my help! If your country does not work hard to strengthen itself, then two hundred You will still be in poverty after 200 years. Don’t expect that the Ming Dynasty will always help your country in these two hundred years!"
If the pickles do not agree to a certain new emperor's proposal, then the gift given to them in the future will be 666 pickles!
I want nothing more than kimchi!
"Your Majesty, I don't know what the book of heaven says about what our country will be like in two hundred years' time. If every household can be truly prosperous, I will definitely return to my country to show off my power!"
Cui Xiaoyi felt that as long as he could save his country, all methods could be considered.
"Two hundred years from now, every household in your country will have a vehicle, not a carriage, but a household vehicle that is more advanced than the steam tank equipped by the Ming Dynasty King. Every family can eat meat every day, and every family can There's lights and phones. But there's no king, that's all."
"...Your Majesty, if my country has no king, how can the people be united as one? Serve the country? Wouldn't it become a piece of scattered sand?"
"No! The royal family is permanent and has obvious advantages and disadvantages. If there is a wise king like me, the world will naturally be peaceful. If it is replaced by a weak king, the country will not be a country! It is recorded in the book of heaven that your country only uses a kind of president called 'President' The position is held for five years, with a maximum of two terms. After expiration, the people will vote to elect the next person. If there are inappropriate behaviors such as enriching personal pockets, nepotism, and harming loyal and good people during his tenure, the courtiers can propose his removal and seven If the courtiers approve, the president can be removed! If the president has good conduct but the cabinet is in chaos, the president has the right to dissolve the cabinet. The members will be nominated by the president, and the courtiers can choose their successors from among many candidates."
"..."
"The country's armed forces are commanded by the president, and the actual person in charge is the chief of general staff. When troops are dispatched, they are led by the chief generals of each army. I can train your army on your behalf to make the soldiers reach the level of the officers and soldiers of the King's Division, and then realize the joint operations of the two armies. I will The training codename is 'Shoulder to Shoulder', and it is estimated that within three years, your army will be transformed like a new person, reaching 100,000, and it will be able to protect itself!"
"Your Majesty, I cannot afford to support an army of 100,000 people!"
"No! This is the fault of your country's conservative economy. It's not your country's original inability! The Ming Dynasty could not afford to raise an army of millions. However, after the new order was issued, not only can it be raised, but it can also purchase a large number of weapons for the king's division every year! There are giant iron mines in the north of your country and many good ports in the south. Heavy industry can be built in the north, and overseas trade can be developed in the south. Wouldn't it be a godsend to serve as a trade transit point between the Ming Dynasty and the northern vassal states and North America? Every year, there are Tens of thousands of merchant ships will dock. If things go on like this, why worry about enriching the country and strengthening the army?"
If you don't know how, I can teach you step by step.
If you are not willing to listen to the teaching, then you are born to be poor!
"..."
Cui Xiaoyi lowered his head and looked at Lin Qingye with his peripheral vision, and the other party also made the same move.
Both of them felt that the Ming emperor seemed to have been prepared for it, and it was more likely that he had already studied how to deal with his country.
Facing the Ming Emperor who spoke so eloquently, what should I do?
"As for this year, it is best for the people of your country to take shelter in the mountains and dig more caves in case of emergency. When the Donglu invaded the Jifu area, the people in the mountainous areas outside Beidu relied on the caves to successfully resist the invasion of the Donglu, and even killed There are hundreds of Donglu armored soldiers. Your country is full of mountains. If the Donglu insist on searching the mountains, it will be a small loss and a lot of food and grass will be wasted. In addition, going to the island to escape is also a good way to deal with it. You can still fish for a living in the winter, getting the best of both worlds. If you don’t take advantage of these geographical advantages according to local conditions, just expecting Wang Shi to rescue you is no different than a beggar! Next spring, I will lead Wang Shi to launch a large-scale northern expedition. If you calculate carefully, The people of your country only need to take refuge for four months. If the people have worked hard for a year and don't even have enough food for four months, doesn't it mean that your government is imposing excessive taxes and inaction?"
Don't talk about going to war, a certain new emperor will even block your excuse to borrow food!
If you want to have enough food in winter, go fishing!
I'm too lazy to do anything, so I just hope to eat Ming Dynasty's food!
Then Dad Ming can only give you enough northwest wind!
"..."
Cui Xiaoyi and Lin Qingye both met the young emperor of the Ming Dynasty for the first time. People in the market said that this emperor was articulate and eloquent. Now they have seen it, and he is indeed worthy of his reputation.
Even my own king has been plotted, and I don’t know how to recover after I go back...
