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After a cup of tea, Zhu Jihuang didn't even feel the severe pain in his abdomen, which made him feel strange. Logically speaking, the onset of poison is very short, how could it be so slow?
Is this medicine completely useless?
Or is Chongzhen deliberately deceiving himself?
It shouldn’t be!
Zhu Jihuang hurriedly asked Zheng Fujiao to take a look at his face. Zheng Fujiao looked at it for a long time but could not see any clues. Everything was fine as before, and he seemed to be a little rosy...
Not only the "First Assistant of the New Ming Dynasty", but also the "Second Assistant of the New Ming Dynasty" Zheng Fujiao and other Zhongliang who took poison, so everyone was puzzled.
If this medicine is not poisonous, then what does it mean?
Big tonic pill? ? ?
correct!
Didn't the Dog Emperor just say it was poison?
What is the purpose of the dog emperor acting like this? ? ?
Complete set!
It must be a complete set!
But what about the full set of different types?
Everyone still couldn't figure it out, so they could only continue to wait patiently.
After a while, Zhu Jihuang felt hot all over his body. Even though it was already the middle of winter, the weather was freezing, and he was outdoors without shelter, he still felt unbearably hot.
Could this be the effect of the medicine taking effect?
Eighty percent of the time!
And it becomes more and more unbearable, especially the extremely itchy body, as if I have beriberi, and I need to keep rubbing it. During the rubbing process, I will feel great relief.
This strange feeling was spreading all over his body, and Zhu Jihuang couldn't hold it anymore. He put his hand into the thick cotton robe and started rubbing it along with the shirt.
Refreshing!
Very refreshing!
The more you rub it, the more comfortable it becomes!
"Ah~!"
Zhu Jihuang was rubbing it as if no one was around, while making a sound that made everyone around him stunned.
What's happening here, Chief Assistant? ? ?
How could you make such an unsightly move?
Could this be a poison attack?
Can't?
"Comfortable! Hmm~!"
Not only Zhu Jihuang was like this, but many people who took medicine, including Zheng Fujiao, were like this.
Being able to be in such an awkward position at this time means that you have abandoned your sense of shame, your thinking has long been chaotic, and your eyes are full of desire!
Because they were very close to each other, Zhu Jihuang and Zheng Fujiao came into contact inadvertently.
It was okay not to touch, but after touching each other, both parties suddenly found that they felt more comfortable when the other touched them!
then……
The two started rubbing each other!
"Chief Assistant!"
"Jisuke!"
"Stop it!"
Someone hurriedly started to drink loudly. If everyone saw this scene, how could the two of them have the dignity to be important ministers of the imperial court?
"Don't call me!"
"Shi Jing, use your strength!"
"You also have to use force when using your hair!"
"ah……"
"Comfortable!"
Zhu Jihuang and Zheng Fujiao have entered a perfect world of two people, completely ignoring the reactions of everyone around them.
This is ten times, or even a hundred times more comfortable than rubbing athlete's foot!
At this moment, no one can stop yourself from getting a steady stream of comfort!
"Quickly separate the first and second assistants!"
"Bring me some cold water!"
"Don't be like this, the weather is cold and you will get sick if you get soaked in cold water!"
"Then what should we do!"
"It's better to invite everyone into the house first and then think of a better plan!"
"That's all!"
In order to avoid letting the common people laugh, the scholars could only send these future pillars of the Ming Dynasty to nearby houses.
However, this treatment did not affect the efficacy of the medicine at all. The performance of more than ten people was no different from outside, which made all the scholars stunned.
Moreover, the behavior of the patients was even more extreme than when they were outside, and they began to take off their clothes...
Isn't it?
How unbecoming is this?
As a result, Xinming's first assistant will definitely become a joke in the streets!
"Where's the chief assistant?"
"Being taken away!"
"Didn't you say it was poison? Why did you get hit..."
"Stop talking nonsense!"
"Then shall I still stand here?"
"Hiss...the cold wind is biting~!"
"Then it's better to withdraw first!"
"Very good! Go back and drink the hot soup to warm up!"
Everyone waited for a long time, but Zhu Jihuang didn't come back, so someone took the lead in fleeing, and the crowd of petitioners dispersed like birds and beasts.
Although there are still scholars and merchants trying their best to maintain the situation, the situation is not as good as before. These more determined people can only shiver in the cold wind and huddle together to keep warm.
It's actually hidden here!
I didn't realize it beforehand!
Chongzhen found the instructions for the medicine after covering the brocade inside the box.
After seeing it, I remembered the embarrassment I saw those thieves in before, and then I understood.
However, the traitor didn't give it to himself first when he got this good medicine. What an ulterior motive!
Later, Chongzhen learned from the instructions that the drug had serious side effects, so he was not advised to take it himself.
What are the side effects?
Firstly, it hurts the kidneys, and secondly, it hurts the brain!
If you neglect to keep warm, you may catch a fever or catch a cold.
Is this a side effect?
Well, let’s call it a day!
A certain dutiful son has not yet said that since this medicine is only for men to take, it may also hurt...
In short, be careful about being "outflanked" in the future!
If you are an "old passenger", you don't have to worry about it, and you might even like it very much, or even become addicted!
Since it hurts the kidneys, I can forget about it myself, but what if I take it in small amounts, half a pill or a smaller pill at a time?
The effect of the medicine was so strong that Chongzhen couldn't help but feel excited.
It turned out that I was under too much pressure, and coupled with my hard work, when it was time to go to bed, I couldn't help but feel a little unable to do what I wanted.
After moving to Nandu, although the pressure was reduced a lot, it still had some sequelae, but it was still very strong.
If this medicine can restore one's strength, it would be an unexpected surprise.
Put it away first, but keep it properly and never lose it.
Today I fought back the traitor with all my strength, both for public and private purposes, and my merits are no less than that of that treacherous son who defeated Huang Taiji!
After seeing the petitioning army on the opposite side being defeated by his tricks, Chongzhen couldn't help but become convinced.
Today is over, you can go back to eat and drink, and fight again tomorrow, if those thieves can still come.
"First assistant! First assistant! How do you feel?"
"A sore waist is nothing to worry about!"
An hour later, the effect of the medicine wore off, and Zhu Jihuang began to take a bath under the care of his descendants.
Even if I don’t wash it, not only will I be sweating profusely, but my whole body will also be full of stench. To be precise, it smells like shit!
Zhu Jihuang didn't care about this at all, because he was still recalling the past memories, which he could not forget for a long time.
It's like a dream, ecstatic, and the wonderful feeling is indescribable. It's so comfortable.
Is there poison here or there?
It’s obviously a fairy medicine!
However, Hunjun's plot to embarrass the group in public has been exposed.
If it doesn't work today, you can change it to tomorrow. It won't be too late to ask Chongzhen to abdicate in favor of someone worthy of his throne!
The next day, under the leadership of Zhu Jihuang, tens of thousands of scholars, merchants, and ordinary people mobilized troops to make a comeback.
"How did you feel yesterday?"
Chongzhen called Zhu Jihuang and others again, and asked meaningfully about how they felt after taking the medicine.
"It would be even better if His Majesty could abdicate!"
Although he is short-tongued, he must keep public and private affairs separate, so Zhu Jihuang took the opportunity to mention the matter of abdicating the throne.
"I have been considering it. Dear loyal friends, do you dare to take medicine again?"
Chongzhen calculated that these medicines were enough for about seven times, so for the time being, he could only use this delaying strategy.
"Your Majesty, please rest assured. If you don't dare, please do as you please!"
Zhu Jihuang was extremely happy when he heard that he could still take such a strange medicine.
"Come here! Give me medicine!"
Chongzhen originally planned to try it himself, but then he thought about it and let these thieves test the medicine for him first.
If you can still jump around after taking it several times, you can take it with confidence, otherwise you have to be extremely careful.
"The chief assistant is back!"
"Chief Assistant! But you took medicine again?"
"Chief Assistant!"
"I feel a little unwell and will return first, so you don't have to worry. Tomorrow, I will continue to petition with you!"
"Congratulations to the first assistant!"
After yesterday's experience, more than a dozen people who took the medicine hurried back to their residences and began to ask the servants to prepare hot water and use the stove to heat the room to avoid catching colds.
Sure enough, the effect of the medicine was exactly the same as yesterday, which made everyone feel great and made others feel amazed and envious.
However, after Zhu Jihuang felt relieved, he thought again, if the Hunjun had a lot of this medicine in his hands, how long would everyone on his side have to wait until the Hunjun agreed to abdicate?
Five days?
Ten days?
One hundred days?
Even if the time is different, the only thing that remains the same is that even if the faint king abdicates, he must hand over the remaining part of the medicine!
If this medicine could be produced in large quantities and every scholar could take it, wouldn't the human world be easily better than the fairyland?
If Chongzhen did not abdicate, he would not hand over such good medicine easily.
Therefore, you still have to strengthen your confidence and persuade the weak king to abdicate and make way for the worthy, so that you can get what you want.
Being able to be the first assistant of the Ming Dynasty and getting this medicine is the best of both worlds!
When Zhu Jihuang took a bath in the wooden barrel and closed his eyes to rest, this thought was all in his mind.
You can have your cake and eat it too!
On the third day, Zhu Jihuang had a new idea, since Nahunjun used this medicine to check and balance himself.
It's better to take advantage of the situation and use this medicine to achieve your goal.
"Your Majesty, I would like to obtain a thousand pills of this medicine for all the scholars!"
"Wishful thinking! I only have a hundred pills in my hand. You have already taken them twice before, and there are less than eighty pills left!"
"Why is Your Majesty so stingy? Being happy alone is far inferior to being happy among everyone! It can be said that you should worry about the world's worries first, and then be happy after the world's happiness!"
"It's not my stinginess. I tell you the truth, but you don't believe it. I have no other choice!"
Chongzhen also hopes to get more elixirs. The order has been sent to Beidu via flying cavalry. He hopes that the traitor can send someone to deliver the elixirs as soon as possible. Otherwise, after these thieves have finished eating the elixirs, he will have to take strong measures. Get rid of them.
"If Your Majesty is stubborn, then I will not be willing to take the medicine!"
This is Zhu Jihuang's plan. If you don't agree to my request, I won't agree to your request. It's fair and reasonable.
"Hmph! Then you can't let a thief like you run wild! Come here, take three pills for each person, help him take it!"
Chongzhen had no way to deal with these thieves, but a certain filial son had a solution. For example, if the other party didn't want to eat, he would insert a blowpipe into his throat, and then ask the chamberlain to blow the medicine into it.
Originally, Chongzhen planned to give each person one pill, but considering that Zhu Jihuang shamelessly made unreasonable demands, he should not blame himself for being rude.
What's more, there don't seem to be many side effects. The dosage must be increased, which may seriously damage his vitality.
This is the fault of these thieves, not their own unkindness!
"Cough cough cough cough..."
"Hunjun!"
Zheng Fujiao coughed several times but didn't cough it up. He must have swallowed it.
Three pills at a time, this is a huge gain. You have to go back quickly, otherwise you will be laughed at by the people.
Therefore, everyone gave up even the plan of insulting Chongzhen, and hurriedly ran all the way back, then got on the sedan chair and hurried back to their residence.
It's better now. More than a dozen people fought for three hours, and everything just returned to peace...
Afterwards, I felt my brain was in a state of confusion, my eyes were unable to focus, my voice was hoarse, and my neck was covered in scars.
He didn't even have the strength to stand, and his waist was sore. It was difficult to take a bath, so he had to ask a servant to wipe it for him.
He didn't get out of bed the next day, so he had no choice but to announce that he was feeling unwell and to recuperate for the time being. Later, he would settle the score with the Hunjun.
"Where's the chief assistant?"
"I heard that I won't be coming today!"
"Why?"
"It's exactly the same as the previous two days!"
"Do you still plan to petition for us, Chief Minister?"
"My dear brother, why did you say this?"
"I'll see how the chief assistant talks about comfort!"
"Is it possible that the chief assistant is colluding with the Hunjun?"
"Absolutely not! How can Bo Yuntian, the first assistant, be in cahoots with the dog emperor?"
"Then the first assistant and the second assistant..."
"This is the Dog Emperor's trick!"
"Why don't you give us medicine? We also want to try how to feel better!"
"Yeah yeah!"
"This is what the first assistant, second assistant, and others have done on my behalf!"
"I can't tell! On the contrary, it feels very comfortable!"
"Yes! Yes!"
"Don't doubt the chief assistant! The chief assistant is a role model for our generation!"
"A role model for exploring each other?"
"Don't slander the chief minister!"
"I saw it with my own eyes! Didn't you all also see it?"
"Yes! Yes!"
"You must be a craftsman sent by the Dog Emperor!"
"You are the one! Bah~!"
In the end, the two sides started fighting, and their relatives and friends who supported the two naturally joined the fight. This made Huang Degong look puzzled at the top of the city.
One's own people beating one's own people? ? ?
What’s the explanation?
A bitter plot?
This general has not received the holy edict and has not yet planned to send troops?
But it’s okay, it’s really exciting to take some time out from your busy schedule to watch the excitement!
Without the emperor present, Huang Degong could dominate the city.
Let the soldiers bring a chair, drink hot tea, and watch with interest the scene of the melee below the city turning into a pot of porridge.
"Harder!"
"Harder!"
"Insert the eyes!"
"Pick your crotch!"
The soldiers of the Yongwei Battalion who were on duty not far away could not act rashly without receiving orders, but they could still verbally cheer for the players on the opposite side.
This group of thieves, Diao Min, were so full that they actually asked the emperor to abdicate. They were really impatient. Now there was internal strife, which was really what they deserved!
The melee lasted for almost half an hour. After everyone exhausted their energy and tired of fighting, they finally gave up. However, they were provoking each other and agreed to fight again tomorrow.
"How's it going?"
"The scene is very chaotic!"
"Oops! I'm waiting for you to fall into the trap!"
Zhu Jihuang lay on the bed and listened to the report. He felt regretful and slapped the head of the bed. He didn't take the lead. Sure enough, something happened. They were just a bunch of people.
"Chief Assistant! We have a long way to go! No need to be so anxious!"
"The nights are long and there are many dreams! This matter must be done in one go. As time goes by, I'm afraid it will be difficult for people's hearts to come together again!"
"The chief assistant and the others still need to rest, how can they come out easily?"
"It doesn't matter! I'll do my best for my Ming Dynasty, even if I die!"
On the fifth day, Zhu Jihuang was reluctantly carried to Xihuangcheng Gen Street in a sedan, but he looked haggard, spoke intermittently, and seemed weak.
"Chief Assistant!"
"Don't worry!"
"Zhu Jihuang! His Majesty calls you to come over and obey your orders!"
"The first assistant is ill and should not go!"
"Your Majesty has an order, and you cannot shirk it! Come, arrest the thief!"
"Protect the chief assistant!"
Although everyone tried their best to protect them, the soldiers in the whole column could not withstand the strength of the soldiers of the Yongwei Battalion, so they asked the other side to "invite" Zhu Jihuang and others directly.
"Come here and give me medicine!"
Chongzhen was too lazy to talk nonsense and directly asked his chamberlain to give medicine to these thieves. Seeing that their physical condition seemed to be worse than before, he thought that increasing the dosage of medicine had indeed worked, so he could continue his efforts.
It's just that there is not much of this good medicine left, and Chongzhen doesn't intend to keep it for himself. As long as these thieves can be killed, there is no harm in waiting a little longer and sending someone to deliver the medicine with the traitor.
"You... you are a foolish and ignorant king!"
Zhu Jihuang was also scared now. Considering his current physical condition, if he continued to take medicine, he was afraid that his time would be numbered.
