"The foolish king! The foolish king! The bright light will be destroyed!"
After hearing that he was eating decapitated rice, Li Qiao became irritable after a moment of silence, yelling at Chongzhen and cursing the dynasty that cost him his life.
"I want to go out! I want to confess..."
Tang Shiji, who had begun to regret, tried hard to shake the fence, hoping to get another chance to change his ways. This time he would confess his crime honestly and never resist.
"..."
There was no reaction from the jailer not far away. These suspects had already confessed their crimes. Some pleaded guilty to living sins, and some pleaded guilty to capital crimes. They all brought it upon themselves, and no one else is to blame.
regret?
What did you do early?
Didn't you look upright and upright before?
Now that he knew he was going to be executed, why didn't he continue to be arrogant and domineering?
If you feel you are innocent, you can go and explain to the Lord of Hell!
Let’s see if the Lord of Hell will braise or fry a scum like you!
Fortunately!
There is no black and white in the prison, otherwise there would be no need to wait until tomorrow for execution?
Jailers have seen too many idiots like this who regret it later.
Before the sentencing, I am not afraid of heaven or earth. The emperor is the boss and I am the second child!
After learning that he was going to be severely punished, he was so embarrassed that it made people laugh!
If you have the guts, don't be a coward. Even if your flesh is cut with a knife, you won't make a sound. That's what you call a man!
Obviously, these people in front of them, compared with their before and after performance, should not be regarded as so-called heroes...
"Qian Qianyi! You must have betrayed us! Old man! Take your life!"
Li Qiao shouted loudly for a while, but did not attract the jailer. He was very angry. Thinking that Qian Qianyi seemed to be untouched, he was sure that he had been betrayed by this guy. He suddenly became angry and pounced on Qian Qianyi.
"...Wait a minute!"
Qian Qianyi didn't expect that he could be implicated in this way. He had not betrayed the other party. This guy might not be qualified to be betrayed by him. What Li Qiao said at this time was clearly a slap in the face and he wanted to suddenly attack him.
It's just that Qian Qianyi said it too late. Li Qiao, who knew he was about to be executed, raised his arm and punched Qian Qianyi in the face. Even if he really wanted to die, he had to vent his anger before he died. .
"Li Qiao! Don't act wild!"
Liang Yungou and Zhang Weiji, who were resting near Qian Qianyi, saw this and hurriedly got up, intending to pull away Li Qiao who was almost going crazy.
However, when he was about to die, he was in a crazy state and his strength suddenly increased. Li Qiao used his arms to fight and was able to push the two people fighting away.
"You are all traitors! Beat me!"
When Li Zhan saw this, he immediately called Qi Fengji and Tang Shiji. The four of them were already going to be executed, so they didn't care about being an insult to gentlemen. It would be nice if they could deal with Qian Qianyi and other traitors before they died.
"Ouch! How dare Zhu Zian hit me!"
Zhang Weiji received a heavy punch on the head and suddenly suffered a severe headache. He started screaming and instinctively turned around in the direction of the attack to fight back.
"Disobeying the Holy Will, resisting the imperial court, and even daring to make a sneak attack are looking for a fight!"
Liang Yungou is not a vegetarian. At this time, he must speak to the emperor and the court, so as to gain righteousness. This is called "punching to be famous"!
"Don't try to bully the minority with more! Take my punch!"
After learning that he had not been convicted of a capital crime, Cai Yichen felt much more relaxed. However, he did not expect that these death row prisoners would dare to be so bold and joined the melee without thinking.
Cai Yichen believes that Qian Qianyi's character is not enough to do such a despicable thing, let alone Li Zhan and others are just a fool?
Do you really think that you have mastered Shenzi’s unknown secret? Still need to be betrayed?
Those who overestimate their capabilities do not know how to assess the situation!
He wanted to resist the imperial court and disobey the holy will, but failed completely, so he became angry and took Qian Qianyi as the target of his anger. Can such poor behavior be considered the work of a scholar?
"Master Wang is not going to watch the battle anymore, come and wait for me!"
Not only did Cai Yichen go into battle by himself, he also didn't forget to greet Wang Duo who was watching the fun in the corner. This guy was so selfish. He didn't know how to help his colleagues when they were beaten.
"Don't be violent!"
Wang Duo didn't want to get involved. The opponent was now like a mad dog. Anyone who got involved would get punched. He couldn't stand Cai Yichen's shouts, so he had to bite the bullet.
"Get out of here, old man! You are also a traitor! After I collect the money, old man, I will settle the score with you!"
Li Zhan punched Wang Duo, who was caught off guard, and knocked him backwards. His head hit the fence, and his body slowly collapsed. It took a moment to recover.
"you……"
Wang Duo was also very angry. This guy didn't dare to hit Chen Tailai, the censor of Zuodu, or the jailer here, but he chose Qian Qianyi. This was clearly bullying the weak and fearing the strong!
"Ah~poof!"
Li Zhan seemed to be still upset, and spit a mouthful of phlegm on the other party. Those who confessed in the same cell must be punished one by one. Anyway, they will go to the execution ground tomorrow. Before leaving, he will use these traitors to support himself!
"..."
Wang Duo was really embarrassed and annoyed by Li Zhan. When had he suffered such injustice since he became an official?
I am not yet fifty years old, my muscles and bones are still in good shape, and I have always been gentle and courteous.
Tonight, I was kicked in the nose and face by these second-class disciples, and my cheeks were a little swollen and sore. Is this okay?
Thinking of this, Wang Duo didn't want to admit it anymore. Since the other party was already a death row prisoner, it didn't matter where he was.
With his arms exposed and his sleeves rolled up, he picked up the dung bucket that everyone was using not far away. He took two quick steps and used his arms to slam Li Zhan upside down on his head.
"ah……"
Li Zhan screamed, as if a pig had been stabbed in the neck by a butcher.
The "dry thin material" in the excrement bucket was immediately poured onto Li Zhan's head, which now allowed him to "eat to a feast".
It's okay if you don't open your mouth to scream. When you open your mouth, a small amount of "dry thin material" flows into your mouth.
Li Zhan coughed and swallowed the "dry thin material" that entered his mouth...
"Ah... bah~!"
After instinctively realizing how "delicious" his mouth was, Li Zhan began to spit it out.
There is nothing more disgusting than eating the filth of yourself and your colleagues. This is really a bad year!
"Let you hit me!"
Wang Duo ignored Li Zhan, who was covered in filth, and kicked Li Zhan in the abdomen.
"ah……"
Li Zhan's eyes were blinded by feces and water, and he kept wiping them, not caring about the sneak attacks from others. His stomach hurt, and he screamed.
"Old man! How dare you come up with such a despicable trick!"
Qi Fengji turned around and saw that Li Zhan was humiliated and kicked by Wang Duo, so he started to accuse him.
"Tell you to look back! Take a punch from me!"
Zhang Weiji saw the opportunity and hit Qi Fenggi on the back of the head. Since the opponent did not dodge, he hit the target.
"Ah... Shu Zian dares to sneak attack me!"
Qi Fengji covered the painful part and began to howl. This was really a disaster for him if he was not careful!
"Eat another bucket from me!"
Since the dung bucket tactic was quite effective, Wang Duo simply stopped and picked up another dung bucket in the cell and knocked it upside down on Qi Fengji's head.
There were originally ten people in the cell, but Hou Xun didn't seem to come back, but everyone couldn't care less about this guy now and wanted to put the two dung buckets to good use!
The standard provision is one manure bucket for every five people, and two for every ten people, mainly because they are afraid of being exposed!
That picture is so "aesthetic" that it's scary to think of it...
It turns out that golden juice tactics can also be used in prison cells!
Wonderful!
The dung bucket does wonders!
Two people on the death row side were imprisoned in excrement buckets, and their fighting strength dropped sharply. However, the guilty party could only choose those who were not imprisoned in excrement buckets to avoid being affected.
"Wow! Old man! I'll fight you!"
After recovering, Li Zhan pounced on his humiliating enemy Wang Duo, and the two fought together. Because the ground was slippery due to the excrement and water, they couldn't stand firm on their feet, so they both fell to the ground and started tossing and turning...
Qi Fengji didn't care about the stench all over his body and chose Zhang Weiji as the target of the fight. Since he already had a stench all over his body, he took advantage of this and directly hugged him and rubbed against him hard!
"It stinks!"
"Knock your teeth out!"
"Go to hell, old man!"
"Shut up, Shuzi!"
Even though the corners of their mouths were bleeding, the two sides were still chasing each other and fighting in the excrement water without any intention of stopping. This is called a "bloody battle in excrement"!
"Tsk! It's interesting!"
"Don't cause trouble!"
"These are all civil servants and not martial arts practitioners. How can they be fatal with one punch?"
"Always monitor, don't be careless, prisoners on death row must not die in prison!"
"yes!"
A group of jailers opened their eyes. Fighting in imperial prisons was commonplace, but it was rare to see so many civil servants fighting.
Even the dung buckets are used, which is really impressive. It seems that these gentle people will do something degrading to gentleness at a critical moment.
"Go in and pull away! Take the non-death-row prisoners to the next cell!"
When the leader on duty saw that the two groups inside were really fighting to death, he asked his men to separate them. Otherwise, if someone died, he would be punished by his superiors.
"Ouch! It stinks!"
"Stop! No fighting allowed!"
"Tell you to stop! Didn't you hear me?"
The jailer shouted a few words at first, but the two sides ignored him and continued to fight. Seeing that they were being despised by the prisoners, the jailers were a little annoyed, and they pulled and kicked them before they separated the two sides.
The "new residence" of Qian Qianyi and others was the "residence" of Ruan Dacheng and others. Now the two groups of people who took the initiative to confess finally came together.
"Qian Qianyi! You thief! I will never let you go!"
Li Qiao still misses the biggest traitor in the Shilin and will beat him up if he has the chance.
"Zhang Weiji, wait here, you idiot, I'm going to knock out all your teeth!"
Qi Fengji had suffered a secret loss from Zhang Weiji before, and even if he just managed to get a few more punches back, it was far from enough to quell the anger in his heart.
"Wang Duo! You sanctimonious bastard! Today's humiliation will be repaid a hundredfold in the future!"
Li Zhan, who was held in a dung bucket and kicked by the other party, wanted to beat Wang Duo to death. He was really bullying him.
"Everyone, there is still a test tomorrow, so take a rest early!"
Peng Bin couldn't listen anymore, so he interrupted the shouting of these people.
"how do I say this?"
"Test you guys of steel and iron, whether your necks are strong or not!"
Peng Bin meant to indicate that they would be executed tomorrow, but he said it in a humorous way.
"Asshole! Peng Bin! You, a thief, will not die well! You will be cut to pieces by that stupid king!"
After hearing this, Li Zhan became even more angry, and even scolded Peng Bin. It would be better if Peng Bin died worse than himself.
"I don't need you to worry about it. You'd better go on your way with peace of mind! Don't forget to make an offering to the Lord of Hell, otherwise your head will be gone and you will be put in a frying pan!"
In comparison, Peng Bin's mouth is much better than that of Qian Qianyi and others. He may not be able to compare with them in writing articles, but it seems that Peng Bin has not lost in public-level scolding since he came in.
"Pembin dog thief! The whole family will not die happily! Even if I die, I will wait for you over there! Kill you again!"
Li Zhan had already decided to wait for Peng Bin to come down below, and then the new and old accounts would be settled together.
"Then just wait. I have already confessed my guilt. I think it will be a good death. Even if not, I will live longer than you! When I go out, I must take good care of your wife and concubines, and take good care of them day and night! Hahahaha... "
"Ah... Pembin dog thief!"
"Take care of your wives and concubines!"
"go to hell!"
"You must also take care of your wives and concubines!"
"ah……"
"This move is to contribute to the country, punish rape and eliminate evil! I want your wives and concubines to give birth to children for me, and I will also live in your house and beat your children. How happy! Hahahaha..."
Without the Holy Oracle, Peng Bin would not dare to act so rashly, but at this moment, it is completely okay to use his words freely. As long as it can anger the other party, he can say anything.
Qian Qianyi was stunned by this. There are so many talented people in this cell!
"The Hunjun has a helper like you, a thief, and you will die if you expose him. Then the fate of you, a thief, will be ten times worse than the rest of us!"
Tang Shiji wanted to stand up for Li Zhan and couldn't just watch Li Zhan being bullied by the guy next door.
"You are thinking too much! Today, the Crown Prince has defeated the Crown Prince, and there is hope for the Ming Dynasty and ZTE! After I go out, I will reveal the hypocrisy of you and other treacherous people, and let the world know about it! After finishing the official business, I will Go and sleep with your concubine. I think I haven’t enjoyed your concubine’s graceful body yet! Your wife and concubine will definitely do their best to please me and forget all about you, a treacherous and reckless man! Damn damn devil, I’m talking about you. Damn it! Hahahaha..."
Of course Peng Bin would not let go of this opportunity to sleep with other people's wives and concubines. It would be best if he slept with all the beautiful women from the four neighboring families.
"Ah! The Pengpin dog thief will die a good death!"
Tang Shiji didn't expect that he would also be taken advantage of by Peng Bin. Although it was verbal, it was heard by everyone in the corridor, and an invisible cuckold seemed to appear on his head.
Thinking of this, Tang Shiji suddenly felt that it was not impossible for this to happen. What if Peng Bin really did such a heinous thing? What should he do?
Regardless of whether he is a "loyal good" or a second minister, he will only suffer defeat when meeting Peng Bin!
Compared to playing rogue, those sanctimonious people are really no match for Peng Bin.
"If anyone else wants to have their wives taken care of, please come forward quickly. Your Mr. Peng doesn't mind having too many wives!"
I'm afraid that he won't be able to stay here for long, so Peng Bin decided to close the net at once so that he could have a good sleep!
"Peng Bin! Stop being so arrogant like a thief! You will die soon, like a thief!"
Yang Weidou, who was facing him diagonally, couldn't stand it anymore. Peng Bin had had problems with him before, and now he was so domineering, so that was okay.
"Oh~! It turns out to be Brother Yang! What? You want to entrust your wife and concubines to my brother to take care of you? Youdao is that brothers are like brothers and sisters, and wives and concubines are like clothes! Brother Yang is far-sighted, and I admire him greatly! Brother Yang, don't worry, brother, I will definitely take care of you. Take good care of a group of sisters-in-law, and Brother Yang will wait for them to give birth to a bunch of children for you! Hahahaha..."
Since Yang Weidou chose to ask for trouble, Peng Bin thought of his previous "love" and simply fulfilled him.
"Wishful thinking! I can also go out, how can I let you, a thief, succeed! You, a thief, should be careful about your wives and concubines being taken over by others!"
There were no chicken drumsticks in his bowl, and Yang Weidou felt somewhat comforted by this. At least he would not be beheaded, and the sentence should not be severe.
"Get out? Brother Yang, are you still going out? If you have any last words, you can tell me, brother, and I will definitely tell my sister-in-law! After telling me, my sister-in-law will stay with me for the night, so I will respect you better than obey your orders!"
As long as there is an opportunity and permission from the superiors, if Peng Bin really dares to act like this, such "loyal people" and their families will definitely be dealt with.
"Peng Bin! You thief is farting wildly again! When I get out, I will skin you and cramp you!"
