"you……"
Ye Chen is also over fifty. He has long passed the prime of life. With his high position and powerful position, he is determined not to bear such humiliation. As the dog prince said, being turned into a "living pig" will not bring shame to the Eight Banners Warriors. All done?
If it weren't for someone else's instigation, this kid with a yellow mouth would be too cunning to come up with such a vicious plan. He might have actually been to the fairy world and received some advice from the gods.
No matter whether he goes to serve the fat woman in the building or serves the people in front of the temple, Ye Chen is unwilling to obey even to the death. Instead of accepting the humiliation from the superiors and superiors of Man Ming, it is better to kill himself directly.
"Looking at your expression, it seems that you are still unwilling? Not only you, but anyone who is caught by my Ming Dynasty King Master or takes the initiative to beg for surrender, regardless of his position, will have four choices. First, I will let him go You and others are returning to Liaodong, but in order to prevent you from continuing to help the people of Ming Dynasty and harm the people of Ming Dynasty, you must cut off your hand tendons and hamstrings, so that you can sit back and relax. The advantage is that you can return to Liaodong, and there is no need to pay the price with your life. Secondly, You can be used as gladiators and Lou brothers. The former fights with death row prisoners or ferocious beasts, while the latter is used to serve various ladies. In order to avoid anyone with ulterior motives among you, you must also wear handcuffs and shackles, and key parts must also be worn. You need to lock it, and then unlock it when you are serving. The advantage is that you don’t have to worry about your tendons being severed and becoming a useless person, and you can also enjoy the prosperity of the capital. It is much more comfortable than in the bitter cold Liaodong, and you don’t have to fight on the battlefield. Throw away the fear of your life. Thirdly, I will send you to Dongfan, which is a large island opposite Fujian. I, Zheng Zhilong, Haibo of Daming Town, am leading his troops to fight with the Dutch Red Barbarians. You will go and follow Zheng Zhilong's command. You can return to your old career. The advantage is that if you can kill enemies and perform meritorious service, you can settle down in the south and enjoy a happy life of blowing the sea breeze and eating seafood. Fourthly, if you don't want to become a living dead and don't want to serve women, you don't want to continue. Fighting, this is easy. The Ming Dynasty and this palace have many mines in various places. Whether you are willing to go to Shandong or Shaanxi, you can work as a miner. After working in the mine for ten years, you can regain your pomelo body. . How about it? I am willing to kill even one of my subordinates. Is this a kindhearted person?"
Even if a braid is not killed, a certain prince can still play with it in the palm of his hand!
It is not impossible to return to Liaodong, but you must leave something behind before leaving.
It would be interesting to wait until he becomes a useless person and then leaves him to be raised by Huang Taiji.
The status of the guy who lost the ability to move his limbs must have plummeted there, and he would be satisfied if he didn't starve to death.
Angbang Zhangjing like Ye Chen has become a useless person. He can't even do Niulu Zhangjing when he goes back, so he can only retire early and stay at home.
If they were infected with smallpox virus in advance and then released...
Hehe~!
It is estimated that the entire city of Shenyang will be crippled by this group of living viruses!
Thinking about it this way, this is the fifth way out.
Maybe it’s even more powerful!
Thinking of this, a certain prince felt that this idea was quite brilliant!
Give Huang Taiji a "Trojan horse"!
The problem was that these people had to ride horses to return to Shenyang within twelve days.
If a plague broke out in the Braided Camp, Huang Taiji would be aware of the danger in advance.
The pathogens that return after that will be tightly guarded by the opponent, leaving no room for them to take advantage of.
The battle in the city is far from over, and a certain prince still doesn't know how many braids he can capture.
"Can you please let me think twice?"
Hearing so many solutions, Ye Chen quickly wrote them down, hoping to buy himself time to think carefully.
If he wanted to return to Liaodong, he would have to become a useless person and lose the emperor's favor. This kind of gap was something Ye Chen would never choose.
Staying in the capital and having to serve a fat woman was even more disgusting than becoming a cripple. Ye Chen didn't want to think about it anymore.
If you go mining in Shandong or Shaanxi, you can only count on Master Wang to save you next time.
Being sent to the south to help the barbarians attack the Xiyi on Dongfan Island was the best of the bad consequences.
"Think slowly, don't rush!"
No matter which way out the other party chooses, a certain prince is willing to accompany this guy to the end, even if he is Brother Lou.
A certain prince is a kind man, and he is determined not to let any pigtail begging for peace die easily, otherwise he will suffer a big loss.
If you don't want to continue fighting, and you don't want to become a useless person or a digger, you can become Brother Lou.
"Being good" is a quick way to make Braid give up force!
Let them be drunk and dreaming every day, in the clouds and fog, so happy that they roll their eyes and no longer want to kill people with a knife.
Like an upright armored soldier in his prime, if he takes off his armor, puts on a cheongsam, stockings, and high heels, and after applying makeup and powder, he can welcome guests...
If you work hard, you can earn at least twelve or eighty taels of silver a month.
If the fat ladies are happy, they might be able to earn dozens of taels a month!
This is called "turning hostility into jade and silk"!
Just like Ye Chen, he can earn ten taels of silver just by putting the "Angbang Zhangjing" sign on his takeout!
Ten times is one hundred taels!
A certain prince can give a full tax exemption to the pigtails who are willing to be Lou Ge, excluding the share for the little aunt, and the rest will be considered as their own earnings.
Thousands of Qing warriors "supporting themselves" in the capital will definitely make the front page of the "Beijing Daily" and become a popular topic!
Is this ridiculous?
It's not ridiculous, this is just relying on your ability to make a living.
Is this embarrassing?
It’s not a shame, at least the person who killed people before is now a good man.
Is this exciting?
Of course it’s exciting, and as long as you have money in your pocket, everyone is probably willing to go there and have fun!
A certain prince gave some tips to the fat women who were willing to spend money, such as high-waisted one-piece leather jackets, high-heeled leather buckle boots, limb-suspended large beds, catalytic special medicines, fly-swatter wooden boards...
If you play with these contents for one night, the five taels of silver spent will be well worth it!
It seems that the "Qing Warriors" are definitely a group of extraordinary people who can actually upgrade the entertainment venues in the capital to a whole new level!
A certain prince was really impressed!
It won't be long before the "warriors of the Qing Dynasty" will bear the wrath of the fat ladies of the Ming Dynasty!
Tsk tsk!
If this was made into a movie, it would probably earn one hundred thousand taels of silver, or even more!
Ye Chen is too old, so the male protagonist must be a tall and strong young man.
In this case, only when posters and advertisements are posted can the audience come to watch.
Once the word-of-mouth effect is formed, it can attract more curious audiences.
If a ticket costs ten copper coins, and ten million people watch the movie, that's one hundred thousand taels of silver.
If it is made into a movie, the heroine cannot be played by a fat woman. It will disgust the audience to death and they will not come back again after watching it once.
Some of the palace maids who have been laid off and cannot find jobs for the time being can do odd jobs on the set.
Then hold an audition competition to select people with outstanding figures and looks.
With focused training, in this era, with simple training, there is no difficulty in becoming a movie star.
It is absolutely fair and reasonable to make a twenty-minute film and give the heroine one hundred taels of silver and the male protagonist ten taels of silver!
Excluding the cost of film and projector, the total cost of a film can be controlled at two hundred taels.
If that doesn't work, you can use the captured braided armor and let the male protagonist play the role of the invading braided man. After encountering the heroine, the two sides started a melee. In the end, the heroine took advantage of the male protagonist's unpreparedness and killed him.
Such a result is definitely in line with the taste of the people of the Ming Dynasty, and it can also play an educational role in being loyal to the emperor and serving the country. It can be regarded as a model work that is both educational and entertaining!
If ten minutes is too short, extend it to twenty minutes or half an hour, as long as it allows the plot to unfold simply.
Being able to see a living person appear on the big screen is a ticket worth ten copper coins.
As for the officials who had the merit to capture Ye Chen, they are still waiting outside.
However, a certain prince did not intend to summon them, because according to the regulations on rewards and punishments, all the results of the battle must be settled together after the war.
The main purpose is to see if there is anyone who is robbing others of their military exploits. Once reported, it must be verified immediately.
A certain prince estimated that it would be difficult to take credit for catching live prey, because one must be present at the time to do so.
What's more, the other party won't let you rob them. If the two sides fight, the news of this kind of internal strife will definitely spread very quickly.
Unless both parties die together, as long as either party is alive, the matter will be revealed.
There are many people talking on the battlefield, and it is impossible for those who want to steal credit to silence everyone. Empty words are worthless.
It is difficult to come up with real money and silver, and few people will go to the battlefield with boxes of silver.
If Ye Chen is worth 100,000 taels of silver, officers at all levels will receive half of the reward, and the remaining 50,000 taels can be obtained by the person involved.
A platoon is full of thirty-three people, and the fifty thousand taels are divided equally, with each share being one thousand five hundred and fifteen taels.
Platoon leaders, deputy platoon leaders, squad leaders, and deputy squad leaders can all get more points based on their position advantages.
Even if an ordinary soldier has no advantage, he will not get less than a thousand taels of silver.
The soldiers of the East Palace Guards can earn nearly forty taels of silver a year, and one thousand taels is equivalent to an annual salary of twenty-five years.
For ordinary people, this is a huge amount of money. It is more than enough to buy a house in the city for a family of five.
If you want to live a better life, you have to make more money.
After all, this is at the feet of the Prince. There are a lot of delicious and fun things to do, and the prices are not too low.
This money is enough to buy a house in full, and the rest needs to be done once and for all.
Or don't buy a house, just retire from the army, and people from this platoon get together to start a business together. This is also a way out.
A certain prince would not restrict the plans of meritorious ministers, as long as he did not use the reward money for gambling.
All gambling houses in the capital have also been reminded that they will not collect money from officers and soldiers. If they do, it will be in vain and they will have to return it afterwards.
It's okay for officers and soldiers to play mahjong together, but there are relevant regulations on the chips for each game.
According to the rules of single-player, card, treasure-finding, and treasure-within-a-baby, a general cannot lose more than ten taels of silver in one game.
When soldiers play mahjong, the upper limit of money lost will be reduced to ten copper coins. If you are unlucky, you can lose half a silver coin after playing for a long time.
It is impossible to play mahjong every day, because you spend most of the day training and there is basically no chance to draw cards.
Women can be banned from entering the military, but gambling is unlikely to be banned. Besides, blocking is worse than sparing, and "controlling gambling" is relatively easy.
The group of guys who captured Ye Chen were gambling with their own lives. Aung Bang Zhangjing's status was second only to the flag master.
It is very difficult and dangerous to catch such a big fish.
Fortunately, they won the bet and everyone was happy.
"Take him out and keep him well guarded, and provide him with food and wine every day. Bring Meng Qiaofang in, and I want to hear his explanation! By the way, isn't Yi Bang here? Call Yi Bang in!"
"yes!"
Meng Qiaofang surrendered in 1630, which was almost ten years ago.
Don't start crying and complaining that you have committed yourself to the enemy's camp for ten years...
A certain prince couldn't stand this kind of acting.
"Your Highness, Your Highness, you will be ashamed of your sin!"
When Meng Qiaofang was lifted up by two strong chamberlains, she immediately burst into tears, seemingly experiencing countless grievances.
"The capital officer is Mele Zhangjing of the Qing Dynasty, that is, the deputy capital commander. He is so brave and brave to act as a general. I don't feel ashamed at all!"
One sentence exposed the shameless nature of this guy, who wanted nothing more than a dog's life. A certain prince simply played with him for a while. Since the cannons were rumbling, he had no intention of writing a bound volume.
"The guilty general wanted to stick to Yongping Mansion at first, but he lacked perseverance and was seduced by Zhang Yangchu, the county magistrate, Bai Yangcui, the military commander, and others... The guilty general is well aware of the seriousness of his sins, and I hope that your highness will give the final general a chance to atone for his sins. , the crime will be punished by death for the Ming Dynasty!"
Meng Qiaofang didn't want to die, she really wanted to live well for decades. As long as the little prince was easily deceived by her, it would be easy to save his life.
"Well said! The county magistrate Zhang Yangchu and the military commander Bai Yangcui were killed by the Donglu. Now they are dead without evidence. The general said he was so loyal and brave, I almost believed it. I dare to ask where the general's sons are. ?”
Fake surrender?
If you dare to play like this, I will give you a "bombing"!
Just put the lit grenade into this guy's crotch...
Let you talk about the train and fool me, now it makes you feel so good!
"Your Highness, the eldest son of General Sui has entered the city. He was separated from General Sui before. The second son and third son of General Sui are still in Liaodong. All he needs is to write a letter to express his greatness. These two sons understand the general situation and understand the righteousness deeply. After writing the letter, I will definitely enter the customs and serve the Ming Dynasty!"
Listening to the little prince's words, it seemed that he still didn't believe himself, so Meng Qiaofang could only deal with him while thinking of a solution.
"After the general and his subordinates surrendered to the Qing Dynasty, they invaded our Ming territory several times and crossed the line to kill people. If we bypass the general, even if I have such an idea, I am afraid that the whole court will firmly oppose it, not to mention that the court is not our own. The Yiyantang of the palace, according to the laws of the Ming Dynasty, if the general returns to surrender, I'm afraid he will be warned!"
I captured a bunch of pigtails, but none of them were Ling Chi. They seemed a little empty and lonely!
Otherwise, wouldn't the executioners' butcher's knives be sharpened in vain?
If you don't give them some fresh meat for them to prick, what will they do if their skills are rusty? ? ?
The common people have prepared the refined salt and are waiting to taste the "braid sashimi" directly after the braids are sliced!
Based on the estimate of five copper coins for a piece of meat, this is a lot of money.
If you can't make this money, you have to make up for it from other places.
"Your Highness, General Sin is well aware of the seriousness of his sins. I just ask Your Highness to give General Sin a chance to make meritorious deeds. General Sin does not seek meritorious service, but he seeks to have no regrets in his conscience."
Hearing that he was about to be punished frightened Meng Qiaofang. If she had not been afraid of death, she would not have followed the magistrate to surrender to the Qing Dynasty.
Now it's better. Man Ming's imperial city was not breached, and the money in the city was not harvested. His troops got in, and he was caught by his old master. His life was in danger, but it was a critical moment.
"I am most afraid of false surrender, but the general's words are sincere and deeply affectionate. In this case, I intend to release the general. After the general brings back his family members from Liaodong, we can discuss future plans."
This guy didn't seem to say anything sincere, and he was completely treating himself like a fool. A certain prince was not in the mood to talk nonsense with him, and even his funeral arrangements were well prepared for him.
"Your Highness is wise! He will definitely bring all his family members back to our Ming Dynasty. From now on, we will go through fire and water for the Ming Dynasty, for His Highness, and for the imperial court, without any hesitation!"
Meng Qiaofang didn't expect that she was still feeling a little difficult just now, but now things took a turn for the worse. Soon, she would be able to serve the emperor again, and she was immediately elated.
"Your Highness, General Rong Mo will tell you that this person was waiting for reinforcements to be rescued before he was captured. This must be a false surrender!"
In order to catch Meng Qiaofang, a dog Tatar, Yi Bangcai and a group of subordinates spent a lot of effort. When they saw that the prince was planning to let him go, they immediately spoke out to stop him.
"My dear, don't say anything anymore. I have already made a decision. General Meng is so loyal, how can he pretend to surrender? Come, take him down and serve him well. He will have enough food and wine. When the battle in the city is over, he will be released!"
"yes!"
"Your Highness is so wise that the sinner will shed tears of gratitude!"
Meng Qiaofang was extremely grateful to this stupid prince. She was really lucky to meet such a prince!
