When Zhu Cijiong, the foodie emperor of the Ming Dynasty, learned that his brother had asked the kind-faced old man in front of him to inject himself with the smallpox virus, his expression froze at first, and then his crotch suddenly became soaked...
This is simply going to kill yourself!
How can the royal brother be so cruel? ? ?
Moreover, even the emperor brother himself was injected. Doesn't this mean that the two brothers intend to die together?
"I just told you so much, have you eaten yet? Besides, you haven't eaten yet! Don't worry! My brother always does things properly. How can you do such a thing if you don't have a perfect plan? This is the law of the immortal world, you Don’t tell others, otherwise you will still be banned from meat for a month!”
The mortality rate from cowpox is less than one in 10,000, and if treatment is done properly, the mortality rate will be even lower.
A certain prince absolutely trusted Wu Youxing. Not only was he rich in experience, he had also conducted many related clinical trials before.
To take a step back, you have to believe it, otherwise there is really no way to repel the braided army without reinforcements.
Although there were frequent reports of successful campaigns, they were far from annihilating most of the bandit leaders.
At least Zhang Da Zongzi and Courier Brother Li didn't catch any of them. The biggest fish caught so far was just Luo Rucai.
According to the original trajectory, Luo Rucai was clicked by courier Brother Li, which was equivalent to doing Li Zicheng a big favor.
It's just that it's impossible for Li Zicheng to annex Luo Rucai's men, because they were almost wiped out by the two commanders.
However, if Zhang Xianzhong and Li Zicheng survive, they will eventually become a serious concern for the imperial court and must be guarded against.
It was as if Braid had negotiated with the bandits and suddenly entered the border at the most critical moment of the Ming army's campaign.
With the 100,000 troops in the capital alone, it would be difficult to defeat 20,000 to 30,000 soldiers in the field, let alone 50,000.
But this time, more than 20,000 to 30,000 people entered the customs. It was very likely that there were 20,000 to 300,000 people!
When the enemy has an absolutely superior strength, it is absolutely impossible not to use some extra tactics.
Since ancient times, it has been common for people to take advantage of others if they cannot defeat them, such as the famous magician...
It was said that Wang Mang had no famous generals, so Liu Xiu was allowed to stand up.
To put it another way, if Wang Mang has gathered all the famous generals from the Three Kingdoms, can he withstand the rain of meteorites coming from the opposite side? ? ?
1 enemy general VS 100 generals of our army...
1 enemy general KOs 100 of our generals!
Isn't this more embarrassing?
However, this method works!
Since ancient times, routines have won the hearts of the people, and tricks have won the world!
The famous literary work "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" tells us a truth - it is difficult for heroes to achieve their ambitions, but for villains to steal the world!
Sima Yi started his career by relying on Gou. Later, he relied on Gou to kill Zhuge Liang, and then tricked the Cao family through instigation.
A certain prince despised this routine, but he liked it very much!
Use other people's tricks to trick your enemies to death!
That's right!
It’s just that you should learn and apply it!
The first move is "fuck". I'm younger than you, so I can rely on you to death!
The second move is "Gou". If I can't defeat you, I will just survive and accumulate strength!
The third move is "Yin". If normal tactics cannot achieve the goal, then use abnormal tactics!
After the enemy is eliminated, we can write about our glorious achievements in a big way. We can write whatever we want.
Anyone who has come through the magical world can be an emperor, so naturally someone who has come through the world of science can also be an emperor!
A certain prince estimated that although Liu Xiu's move was powerful, it could only be used once in a lifetime.
This trick of mine may not look amazing, but it can be used multiple times and the formula can be changed!
Use "the world's top ten terminal diseases" artillery shells on Braids. If Braids can still besiege the city, they will really be a group of Ultraman!
At present, only influenza, plague, smallpox, enzymatic viruses, cholera, tuberculosis and other diseases can spread on a large scale. However, the timing of influenza is wrong, plague is difficult to control, cholera is a tropical disease, and tuberculosis does not have enough warheads, so enzymatic viruses must be carried out...
After eliminating a bunch of options, the only option left was "smallpox", which was relatively reliable and extremely powerful, but it was said to be as powerful as the atomic bomb before the industrial age!
Thinking of the wonderful scene of "smallpox shells" exploding one after another in the braided army, blooming the flower of death, a certain prince became fascinated and intoxicated.
The long-cherished wish of the Ming Dynasty was realized through this method.
I have to say, the "Overlord Meal" is delicious!
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"Brother Imperial, Brother Chen...really...won't...die???"
The little fat man had runny nose and tears, and asked about his future life with trepidation.
"Then why are you, my brother, and Dean Lao Wu here? You give me a bowl of braised pork rice, and you're done with it yourself, huh!"
A certain prince knew very well how to deal with this foodie.
"Uh...hehe...no...no...absolutely not!"
The little fat man is not stupid. He understood the meaning of his brother's words. It seems that he will probably not die.
"You stay here these days, brother, and don't go out of this courtyard. If you want to exercise, go ride a bike to generate electricity. If you want to play, let the waiter play glass balls with you. After you recover, you can go back to your place."
Although this place is an office for a certain prince, there are a lot of interesting things. At least everything on the market is available in the house, and some things that are not available on the market are also in the house.
For example, this phone number is not available at Zhu Cijiong's place. If you want to make a call, you have to either go to the Kunning Palace where your beautiful biological mother lives, or you have to come to your brother's place.
"Brother Imperial, if I can recover, can you also ring my phone?"
Xiao Feizhai is not very old, but he should enjoy everything he deserves. As the only prince in the Beiting, he should also enjoy this treatment.
"Okay! I've made a note of it for my brother. When you recover, I'll give you one!"
This guy is definitely not doing it for fun or to experience the charm of science. To put it bluntly, he is just lazy!
No matter big or small, it can be done with just one phone call. This is the benefit of the phone.
"Thank you, Dean. I hope that the Dean will keep this matter strictly confidential. Whether we can defeat the Donglu and relieve the siege of the capital this year depends on this!"
At this time, a certain prince told Wu Youxing frankly.
"...Your Highness, please rest assured, I will definitely keep my mouth shut!"
Wu Youxing naturally knew how many people would die if the city was captured by Donglu. The prince wanted to use this method to defeat the enemy, which also shocked Wu Youxing.
The power of smallpox is astonishing, but it can make people look down upon it. But thinking about it, it seems that this is the only way to defeat the enemy as soon as possible. As time goes by, it will be difficult to say.
"Don't worry, dean. By then, I will let the dean's men inject vaccines on a large scale to the people of the capital. Of course, millions of people will not suffer unreasonable disasters, otherwise the capital will be an empty city. Before that, the dean will act as Even before the incident happened, when someone asked, it was said that King Zhongzhong suffered from heat stroke. Otherwise, if the Donglu soldiers in the city learned the treatment method carefully and sent this method out of the city, the Donglu army would have taken precautions in advance."
I just agreed to ring a phone call for Xiao Feizhai, so I can't give this guy any advantage. If anything happens, of course I can use his name to take the trouble.
"I will bear in mind His Highness's instructions and never dare to reveal anything!"
After the prince's explanation, Wu Youxing knew the seriousness of the matter. Although the prince did not say it explicitly, the meaning between the lines was already obvious. Leaking important military information was a serious crime.
"When the dean goes back, he should eat and drink. He should go to bed on time and go to work on time. He must look as normal and don't let others see the clues! When you enter the court, get two hundred taels of silver for the dean and send him back for me!"
"Thank you, Your Highness!"
Wu Youxing knew that this was hush money for himself, so he did not deliberately shirk it.
"Brother Imperial, is it true that after this time, my brother will not get the terminal disease of smallpox?"
While his brother was talking to Dean Wu, Xiao Feizhai's mind was not idle. After thinking for a long time, he came up with this seemingly smart inference.
"Theoretically, that means probably not, but not absolutely. Before you prepare to go to Europe, you can fight again and you will be foolproof."
For the safety of this little brother, we still have to do it again, because people vaccinated with cowpox do not have lifelong immunity, and going to Europe is equivalent to going to an epidemic area.
"Huh??? Then can I not go, my dear brother?"
As soon as he heard that he would suffer this kind of crime again, Xiao Feizhai couldn't help but retreat.
"As the saying goes, it is better to travel thousands of miles than to read thousands of books. This statement is a bit extreme. In Brother Wei's opinion, if you have to read thousands of books, you must also travel thousands of miles. If it were not for the busy affairs of the court, Brother Wei would go with you. . Only after you go out will you realize how small the Ming Dynasty is and how big the world is. In the future, like other vassal kings, you will have your own vassal state. How to manage the vassal state depends entirely on your own ability. Go abroad Studying abroad is not about just watching, you want to see how the kings of other kingdoms govern their countries. Some kings are wise and manage their countries well. Some kings are stupid and not only cannot manage their own countries, but they will also suffer the humiliation of national subjugation. All you have to do is listen more, watch more, learn more, absorb their advantages, and remember the mistakes they made. Just like eating, you not only need to know which dishes are delicious, but also which dishes are difficult. eat!"
After saying so much to this guy, I'm afraid the last sentence is what he can remember.
There is nothing that can be done about it. This guy is not yet nine years old, so it would be great if he can remember what tastes good.
"Oh! Brother Huang's every word is precious, and my brother understands it clearly!"
Xiao Feizhai heard it in his left ear and had a fever in his right ear. However, if my brother converts the profound principles into dishes, he can still understand the general meaning.
"From today onwards, if I eat Shenzi food for my brother, you will eat Shenzi food. After you recover, you can eat as you like."
You have to control this foodie's mouth first, otherwise it may cause rejection due to problems with the ingredients.
"Oh, alright!"
Zhu Cijiong was very afraid of death. Although he still missed the delicacies in his heart, he also knew that he had to save his life first.
Two months is neither long nor short. If you bite the bullet, you can endure it.
When the weather gets colder, make up for it with seafood and beef hotpot...
Uh-huh!
This is the best way!
A certain prince could tell by looking at his little eyes that he was thinking of a countermeasure.
It doesn't matter, there are people in the East Palace who are loyal to a certain prince. If they can't control their mouths, then I will be raising them in vain.
Zhu Cijiong's bunch of followers couldn't even talk to a certain prince, let alone help him secretly.
When the foodie brother came to the East Palace this time, it was like being locked into a safe.
It's not up to him to decide when it will come out.
Here, the little fat house can't even instruct Xi'er.
Because Xi'er is his nominal sister now, and will be his de facto sister-in-law in the future.
It would be nice not to be controlled by Xi'er. The little fat house can only enjoy limited rights to activities.
Xi'er was not here at the moment and had already gone to make bedding for her future brother-in-law.
Since both brothers have been "terminally ill", all related items such as tableware, tables and chairs have to be specially used.
Theoretically, people who have been vaccinated against cowpox are not contagious, but for safety reasons, precautions should be taken.
Before entering the palace as a servant, both the chamberlain and the maid must honestly explain their medical history.
Yang Jinchao selected a few people who were sure to survive smallpox to serve his master and brothers.
"Your Highness, Zhou Yuji came to report that there was chaos in various places in the city, and there were looting of shops in some areas. Troops were being sent to suppress it!"
"Where is Zhou Aiqing?"
"Waiting outside!"
"Call him in!"
"yes!"
During the court meeting, Zhou Yuji was inspecting the training situation of the East Palace Guards. He did not go to court at all, let alone in the city. It was already afternoon when he returned to the city.
Then I saw all kinds of strange behavior on the street. It was not uncommon for people to fight over other people's food and even die.
This was something that was not commonly done in the capital city before. Not to mention killing people, even if they hurt people, they would be caught by the yamen and taken to Shuntian Mansion for investigation.
But now, although there are a large number of patrol teams supervising the main road sections, they cannot control the secondary areas.
This was all caused by the news that Donglu was about to knock down the gate. The people were panicked, and people with evil intentions began to take advantage of the situation.
"Zhou Aiqing! How is the situation outside?"
"Your Majesty, after the people heard the news about Donglu knocking on the pass, the government and the public were shocked, and the rice store was closed, some wealthy gentry fled out of the city and went to Tianjin, or directly south along the canal. The people in the city were robbed by lawless people. , the scene is extremely chaotic, and over time, the general will only be afraid..."
Zhou Yuji didn't dare to say anything further. It was dry and dry right now. If someone deliberately set a fire, I'm afraid it would soon cause a fire that would be difficult to extinguish quickly.
"I grant you the arbitrary power to calm down the situation before sunset. As soon as Hai Shi arrives (9 p.m.), a curfew will be implemented throughout the city. If there is any disobedience, arrest will be made first, and those who resist will die!"
Chaos will definitely not work, and robbery will definitely not work. Anyone who wants to take advantage of the situation is going against me.
This half of the country, or rather the sheepfold, in my hands, how can I allow others to pick up the wool of the sheep I raise? ? ?
"Your Highness is wise and will obey your orders!"
It would be great to be able to obtain the power of suppression. Zhou Yuji was eager to arrest all the gangsters and torture them immediately.
"By the way, has Zhou Aiqing had smallpox?"
A certain prince suddenly remembered this matter. If this was infected by this warrior, he would be really cheating himself.
"Your Majesty, the general suffered a childhood illness and has already recovered!"
Zhou Yuji didn't know why the prince asked him so, but he had to answer truthfully.
"..."
These words made a certain prince very irritated. Why did everyone around him get smallpox, but he and his foodie brother didn't?
It’s very unscientific and metaphysical!
It doesn't matter if you don't succeed, in order to use the ultimate move to deal with Huang Taiji, you have to be vaccinated!
It’s a depressing thing to think about!
If even the emperor's chicken had smallpox, then a certain prince would be even more depressed!
Fortunately, Duduo didn't get it, because this guy seemed to have died of this disease...
Thinking of this, a certain prince felt much better.
Your own happiness is based on the pain of braids!
