Chapter 134: Caught off guard

Style: Historical Author: Niu Bi Lao DaoWords: 4193Update Time: 24/01/12 10:25:35
After eating it only once, the taste of the fish-flavored shredded pork completely conquered the taste buds of the little guys. They all ate till they were full and could not hold themselves up. The third prince Zhu Cijiong, including the third prince, never mentioned the braised pork rice. , almost paralyzed on the small chair.

This sweet, sour and slightly spicy delicacy really suits everyone's appetite. Even the beautiful mother and aunt's worry about the princes not liking vegetables has been solved. The thick gravy makes little mouths happy. There is no distinction between meat and vegetables, and it is sent directly to the stomach.

The black pepper beef tenderloin satisfies the desire of "carnivorous animals" for meat. The pre-marinated beef is quickly stir-fried to retain the most tender taste. The addition of black pepper can enhance the taste experience of this dish. Take it to a whole new level.

Set against the background of green peppers and coriander, the beautiful dark red appearance of the beef tenderloin can stimulate the sensory nerves. Each piece is as big as an adult's thumb, and it is just right to eat when picked up. Although it is only medium rare, it is enough to eat.

The pork tenderloin in the fish-flavored shredded pork is just thin shreds. On the contrary, the beef tenderloin is a large piece of meat. You can enjoy a full sense of happiness as soon as you chew it in your mouth. The little ones will "snort" after eating it. You can only use “Oh my God” is the best way to describe this delicious dish.

So much so that a group of snack eaters headed by Chang Ping were too lazy to move after the meal because they really couldn't walk. If it weren't for the order of their beautiful mother, they all wanted to sit on the chairs all the time.

Queen Zhou also believed that her eldest son was right. Sitting for a long time or lying down after a meal was not conducive to digesting food, so she stipulated that the princes should stand for at least half an hour, otherwise it would easily cause gastrointestinal diseases.

The second-rate Zhu Cijiong didn't dare to disobey his mother's orders, and he was really lazy, so he got clever and simply leaned against a tree like a bear, so that he could stand without having to exert any effort. It was really a good way to get the best of both worlds.

However, for the majestic prince, such a posture is a bit embarrassing. The palace maids passing by will inevitably snicker when they see it. This guy is not stupid, and he has invented an upgraded version - leaning on a rockery, euphemistically called gardening!

From now on, this guy will have a fixed hour of "gardening time" every day. Zhu Cijiong is actually looking forward to the rain so much that he can just go inside and rest.

But since he was struck by lightning that day, it has never rained in the capital, so the little bastard has no choice but to continue to rely on the rockery to digest food every day...

Yaoji didn't know about this at first, but after hearing the report below, he realized that as an elder brother, he knew very well the virtues of his own brother. I'm afraid that if he doesn't "appreciate gardening", he won't wait until he reaches adulthood. The goods have to become a dead fat house!

The word "eatful and lazy" is a perfect way to describe the life of this "little fat house". Anyway, as long as he hugs his chicken thigh tightly, he doesn't have to do anything. He just clicks on his chest. Even the chief assistant's There is no need to learn the four-word secret, just one sentence "My brother has no objections" is all covered.

There is no threat to his throne, and he doesn't need to spend a lot of money to support him, let alone many hectares of fief. Yaoji really likes and feels relieved to have such a cute little brother.

As a reward, whatever interesting and beautiful things are developed can be given to this guy first to enjoy, such as taking him to see "Da Yu'er's Secret Neiyi Show" before he reaches adulthood.

Although this guy is only eight years old, he should know everything he needs to know. If there are any beautiful little sisters, he can also get to know them in advance to deepen their understanding of each other. I hope he doesn't talk about eating all the time... …

Because just now this guy was exhausted, but he still asked his brother with great perseverance what delicious food he would make tomorrow. Yaoji was really speechless. This guy's motto in the future must be - "I'm so greedy that I can't die"!

In order to be ready for physical fitness, I will give this little brother two skewers of good roasted kidneys every week. The spicy and delicious taste is really unparalleled. Boss, two more skewers...

If he just eats like this, there is no guarantee that he will not become a fat man weighing 300 pounds in a few years. Do I need to teach him some weight loss exercises, such as bag punching, rubber band jumping, glass ball bouncing, etc.? ? ?

It would be easy to get hit on the face if you hit the pocket, which would be bad if you disfigure your appearance. There was no kimchi plastic surgery shop at this time.

When it comes to rubber band jumping, this guy is too stupid and can easily trip over the rubber bands. The best he can do is use a stake to hold up the rubber bands on both sides.

The strategic somatosensory game of bouncing glass balls is the most suitable. You can stand to observe the situation and lean down to defend against the enemy, which is the best of both worlds.

But it’s getting late today, and after the sun sets, it gets dark very quickly, so I’ll teach my friends this fun digestion game tomorrow.

Tonight, Yaoji will write what he told Zuo Maodi, the governor of Shaanxi Province in the afternoon, about the management and operation rules and regulations related to mining and oil production. If there are no major problems after writing them, they will need to be printed in batches before they can be issued in place. We strive to ensure that the managers can all Everyone has one copy.

However, the process of working, eating, and working again is too boring. I am so young and have to bear such a heavy burden when I am still growing. I have to adjust myself. Why not discuss with Sister Xier about making Neiyi? matter.

Yao Ji insists on drawing at least one pattern every day. In this way, he has accumulated 30 patterns in a month, which is enough for the tailors of the Shangyi Supervisor. If he is in a good mood, he can draw two or three more works in a night.

If you want to organize a catwalk show, you must at least produce no less than thirty styles of finished products, and if you want to attract ladies to rush to buy them, the workmanship must not be too bad, and they must realize that they are worth their money.

Today, Yaoji didn't ask Liu Haiwang from the Shangyi Supervisor to bring his royal tailors to take the exam. There was no need to rush the work just to rush the work. This would only be counterproductive. Both cutting and embroidery take time.

Just take out the finished product after three days. The first batch is for Sister Xi'er and Aunt Tian, ​​and maybe the beautiful mother will also want a few pieces, so we must keep improving, and the quality must at least be better than the mass-produced version.

When it comes to painting landscapes, Yaoji thinks that he has no talent, but when it comes to painting, Yaoji feels that he is at least decent at it. If the brush hadn't been too awkward and the paint wasn't that good, he would have been able to paint with great proficiency.

Yaoji abandoned the brush he used at the beginning and switched to a goose quill. However, he had to wrap a few more circles of cloth around the pen holder, otherwise it would be difficult to hold it even if his hands were small.

It’s just that the bold version of the quill contains too little ink. After you can’t draw a few strokes, you have to re-dip the ink. It’s very troublesome, and you have to re-draw the undrawn areas. It’s visually ugly. If it can be like a fountain pen It would be nice to have an inner tank.

But this thing is not easy to make. If it is missed, it will be extremely bad. It is very difficult to find the right materials. Making a quill with an inner liner is even more difficult than making a toothbrush and soap.

Yaoji originally wanted to use a thin bamboo tube as the liner and pen holder, similar in appearance to a brush. However, if the hole is drilled from below, if the seal is not good, the ink will flow down.

It is very difficult to find a hole-shaped thing to use the ink with potential energy, and to insert a pen tip under the hole for writing.

Instead of doing this, it is better to start a new line and directly make chalk and pencils. The raw materials for these two stationery are very easy to find. Just mix gypsum, clay, and graphite together in their respective proportions and bake them separately.

It seems that stationery is also a profitable business. The manufacturing cost of pencils is much lower than that of brushes, and the paper used does not need to be too particular. It is just that the eraser is more difficult to make.

The main material for making rubber is vulcanized rubber. Artificial rubber does not exist. Natural rubber comes from South America. There are many rubber trees in the tropical rainforest.

It was a colony of Spain and Portugal. They either imported rubber juice directly or imported rubber trees or seeds. The price and process were extremely troublesome.

The cost of rubber is astronomical. Even if ordinary people can afford pencils, they cannot afford erasers unless rubber trees can be planted on a large scale within the empire.

It doesn't matter if there is no eraser. As a prince, you can use the paper casually. Even if you make a mistake and it clumps into a ball and remains on the ground, Sister Xi'er will pick it up and throw it away very quietly.

Pencils are a good thing. With the substitute of quill, I can write much faster in the future, and the paper does not need to wait for the ink to dry before it can be stacked.

Unlike now, you have to be very careful when writing, and you will wipe it with your hands if you are not careful. You should treat every piece of paper like an imperial edict, more seriously than raising giant pandas.

Rice paper itself is relatively thin. Although it can be stored for a long time, rice paper itself is very easy to be damaged. The calligraphy and painting passed down to later generations are all painted. If not, it will be useless within a year.

With a pencil, you can write on hard paper, similar to the paper used for printing books. It is easy to store and carry, and you don’t have to worry so much when writing.

The feasibility of this project is very high and it must be launched immediately. We can study it carefully tomorrow, uh... after resting the day after tomorrow.

First, let the waiters prepare the small wooden sticks and adhesive. After the lead core is made, the penholder can be glued together, and the pencil can be made soon.

Because he has to go to court during the day, he can only write the bound book at night at ease. Yaoji usually doesn't go to bed until ten o'clock.

The other princes were different. They usually lived a good life of eating and sleeping. The third prince Zhu Cijiong, the fourth prince Zhu Cizhao, and the fifth prince Zhu Cihuan were the three famous pigs in the imperial city.

After nightfall, everything inside and outside Chengqian Palace where Concubine Tian lived was extremely quiet, and no other sounds could be heard.

In the side room where Zhu Cihuan lived, only the faint breath of the sleeping little guy lingered in the room.

The little chamberlain who was dozing next to him just now has disappeared, and the prince is the only one left in the huge room who is resting on the bed.

Suddenly, a ghost-like black figure poked half of its head out from the back of the room and looked inside. Seeing no one around and hearing no other noise, he knocked on the door very professionally with a tool and crept in quietly.

He walked quietly into the room, slowly walked around the screen, and stared at the prince on the bed for almost five seconds. He was relieved when he saw that his prey was completely unnoticed.

He took out a black handkerchief, held it with both hands, and prepared to complete the task entrusted to him. After the completion, he could get the remaining silver reward.

The Prince's East Palace and the Queen's Kunning Palace were both tightly guarded, making it difficult to attack. Concubine Tian's place was the easiest to succeed. Although there were guards protecting her, at midnight, everyone was not very vigilant.

Moreover, the guards are standing guard outside the courtyard, far away from each other. As long as they have the token, they can freely enter and exit the inner courtyard. If they act swiftly, they will not alert the guards outside at all.

Without further ado, there will be trouble when the chamberlain who went to the latrine comes back. Heiying looked at the cute little face of the prince on the bed and made a special explanation in his heart. Don't blame yourself for being ruthless and cold-blooded. I just blame you for not having the blessing to live. .

The shadow of the handkerchief has already shrouded the unconscious Zhu Cihuan's head, and is about to press it on the small mouth that is still breathing out. At this moment...

"Ha~!"

The young chamberlain who was responsible for looking after the fifth prince at night had returned, but did not notice the changes in the room. He yawned lazily, then sat down on the chair at the door and continued to take a nap as usual.

The black shadow who hid behind the bed held his breath and observed for a long time. He saw that the little chamberlain had entered a fugue state. After some mental calculation, he decided to solve this problem first and then deal with the prey on the bed.

To deal with a teenage boy, this time you can't suffocate him by covering his mouth with a handkerchief. You have to break his neck quickly and accurately to prevent him from making any sound.

The black shadow approached the target with light steps. Seeing that the idiot who was about to die was still napping, he couldn't help but feel funny in his heart. He turned around and found a better angle, ready to wrap his arms around the target's neck. As long as he pushed it sideways, it would kill him. It’s done.

Perhaps because he felt a sudden itching on his neck, the little waiter unconsciously reached out and scratched his neck, as if to hint to the black shadow to find the right spot before attacking.

The black shadow did not miss this moment, patiently waiting for the target to finish tickling, then stretched his big hand across the slightly thin neck, and was about to launch a fatal blow.

"...Ouch~!"

Zhu Cihuan suddenly felt uncomfortable and wet down there. He stretched out his little hand and touched it. It turned out that he had wet the bed.

The dinner was good, but I drank a little too much sour plum soup. The little one doesn't get up on time, so bedwetting is almost inevitable at this time.

"Xiao Zhongzi!"

It was very uncomfortable to sleep like this, so I could only call the chamberlain Liu Zhong to change my clothes. Only after my whole body was dry could I have a good sleep.

Liu Zhong didn't dare to fall asleep at all. He immediately woke up when he heard his little master's call, because this kind of thing often happens at night.

As soon as he got up like this, Liu Zhong suddenly found that his neck seemed to have touched something. Logically speaking, there should be nothing to touch.

Instinctively, he turned his head and saw a black figure that was even bigger than himself standing next to him. It seemed that he was planning something evil.

"You...uh!"

Liu Zhong was so scared that he shuddered. Just when he was about to question the other party, his neck was pinched tightly by a pair of iron pliers. He couldn't breathe at all, let alone speak normally.

"Xiao Zhongzi! Change your pants!"

Zhu Cihuan was still in a daze at this time, and because he was still young, he was not aware of what was happening in the house.

Feeling that the waiter didn't hear his call, he had to call again.

Heiying had only one thought at this time, which was to strangle this idiot as soon as possible and then get rid of the fifth emperor.