Except for young people like Cheng Chumo and Li Siwen, who were too stupid to react and were half-convinced by the story Wang Zian had just told, those old foxes instantly understood what Li Shimin meant.
Your Majesty is going to confirm this matter!
Qin Shubao and Yuchi Jingde were not stupid, and they also came to their senses at this time.
"It's not hard, it's not hard. It's a great honor for us to be able to guard the palace for His Majesty——"
As he spoke, he clasped his fists in the direction of the palace in a serious manner.
Wang Zi’an:……
As he talked about this, he even became possessed by the drama——
"Zian, what does the new door god you drew look like? Show it to me and let me see it too -"
Although he knew that the spread of this story today would be of great help to Li Tang's country, Li Yuan felt a little blocked when he thought that this story also directly put this piece of shit Yuchi Jingde on the altar.
Although Qin Shubao, Fang Xuanling, Changsun Wuji and others were all accomplices in the Xuanwu Sect incident, the person he hated most was none other than Yuchi Jingde.
This black thief is really hateful!
This is easy to handle.
The yard at home is large, and there will be a lot of posts in the Hou Mansion. By tomorrow, some will be posted in the other courtyard in the east of the city, and in his own small courtyard. In addition, he is also planning to give them to his old neighbors in the village. point, so he really printed a lot of paintings this year.
Wang Zi'an immediately ordered Gu Zhong to have his servants deliver a batch for Li Yuan to take a look at.
Looking at the majestic Yuchi Jingde holding a steel whip in his hand, Li Yuan shook the New Year pictures in his hands with a look of disgust on his face.
"Zian, is this Yuchi Jingde you painted? Why does my face look so pale? It doesn't look like it -"
Yuchi Jingde's dark face turned dark immediately.
But he didn't dare to say it, and he didn't dare to ask, so he could only keep a dark face and say nothing.
Wang Zi'an knew that the old guy was making excuses again, so he put the New Year pictures away in the name of haha.
"Brother, we are celebrating the Chinese New Year. How unlucky would it be if we painted a black face? The main reason is that we look alike. It looks almost the same——"
Yuchi Jingde:...
Did I eat your rice with shame?
Listening to Wang Zi'an's words, the others wanted to laugh but dared not, and Li Shimin almost couldn't stand it anymore.
"Zian, I think the painting printing this year is pretty good. Anyway, you still have a lot here. Why not take this opportunity to give everyone a few, and it will be auspicious for everyone -"
The emperor has spoken, so naturally everyone has to give face.
They all made noises, wanting to invite some door gods to go back.
This was so good that Wang Zi'an immediately ordered his servants to prepare a portion for everyone present, including Li Yuan and Li Shimin.
Taking advantage of Wang Zi'an's opportunity to show off to others, Cheng Yaojin secretly dragged Wang Zi'an around.
"Zian, what do you think my father-in-law thinks of you?"
Wang Zi'an couldn't figure out what was going on with him, so he nodded in confusion.
"It's very good to me——"
In addition to ordering things from me every now and then.
Of course, he didn't dare to say the second half, for fear that Lao Cheng would fall out.
"Then tell me, why are you turning your elbows outward——"
Wang Zi'an was almost stunned by him.
This bitch usually looks pretty smart, but why is he so clueless today?
When Cheng Yaojin saw that this bitch didn't answer, he coughed a few times and complained in a lowered voice.
"I have nothing to say about your choice for the door god, Second Brother Qin, but why would you rather choose Yuchi's black face than this old man -"
Wang Zi’an:……
To be honest, he really didn't think about it.
The reason why I chose to follow the pair of doorkeepers Qin Shubao and Yuchi Gong was that I was used to following them in my previous life, but it was also a bit of a bad taste.
I want to see the reaction of these two door gods when they see themselves being posted on the door.
So, my father-in-law is eyeing the position of goalkeeper?
A strange picture flashed in his mind, with Qin Shubao on the left and Cheng Yaojin on the right. He quickly shook his head and expelled this picture.
"Well, of course it's because I once guarded the gate of His Majesty's palace..."
Before Wang Zi'an finished speaking, he was slapped on the back of the head by Cheng Yaojin.
"Who are you fooling? They don't know, don't I know? Not long after His Majesty ascended the throne, this black-faced Yuchi was arrogant and offended people everywhere, and was forced to go to Xiangzhou to be his governor. He had a man Why don’t you give His Majesty the chance to guard the palace?"
Having said this, Cheng Yaojin looked at Wang Zi'an with an unkind look.
"You are just blind. Don't think that I don't know. I secretly asked Brother Qin just now. There is no such thing as guarding the palace gate for His Majesty -"
As he said that, Cheng Yaojin looked at Wang Zi'an with a proud look on his face.
You kid, you still want to fool me!
Wang Zi’an:……
I'm going to come prepared!
"No, I really didn't think much about it at the time - I also wanted to help you, but now it's a done deal, what else can I do?"
Wang Zi'an looked at his father-in-law who wanted to be a doorkeeper dumbfounded and didn't know how to complain.
"What else can we do? Of course it's salad!"
Before Wang Zi'an could finish his words, he was picked up by someone. He didn't even have to look back. As soon as he heard the voice, he knew that he must be in his forties or fifties and very plump, but he insisted on wearing a white robe and pretended to be The dashing General Niu.
While talking, Niu Jinda came up to Wang Zi'an and put his arm around Wang Zi'an's shoulders affectionately.
"As for Zian, my father and I have always gotten along well. When I see you, I feel friendly, just like when I see my own child - well, what do you think of my image as Uncle Niu, being a door god?"
Wang Zi'an couldn't help but glance at him, and thought to himself, so what? What a bad person I am, don't I have any idea?
"No matter what, it has to be prettier than Yuchi Heizi's dark face, right?"
Niu Jinda has always been confident about his appearance.
Wang Zi'an glanced at him with a speechless expression. Bai was indeed a bit fairer than Yuchi Jingde, but do you think Yuchi Jingde looked powerful and domineering?
And it’s not necessarily more attractive than others.
I am not a woman, and I insist on being fair-skinned, beautiful and long-legged.
When Cheng Yaojin saw that another competitor came out to compete with him, he immediately became unhappy and stepped forward to pull Niu Jinda away.
"Go, go, go, you are everywhere, even if it's your turn, it's not your turn. My father-in-law is still here -"
Niu Jinda reached out and patted Cheng Yaojin on the shoulder.
"Old Cheng, I'm not telling you, you're really not smart. No wonder Zi'an arranged you as my younger brother in "Heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties" - why should we two brothers choose one of the two? Why can’t we come together?”
Cheng Yaojin:......
"You kid, you even want to take down Brother Qin? You're nothing!"
Niu Jinda looked at Cheng Yaojin like a fool, almost turning Cheng Yaojin's face, and then he said slowly and authentically.
"You are stupid. Since the door gods can be replaced by Shen Tu Yulei and Er Ge and Yuchi Hei Lian, why can't there be another pair? Who stipulated that only Er Ge and Yu Chi Hei Lian can guard His Majesty's palace? The gate? Can’t we brothers—well, no matter what, we’ll take turns guarding it with them!”
Wang Zi’an:! ! ! ! ! !
Can it still be like this?
Cheng Yaojin was overjoyed when he heard this.
A sudden slap on the thigh.
"Old Niu, don't tell me. Sometimes, your brain is really good - do you think it would be hard to ask Brother Qin and the others to look at the gate for His Majesty every day? We two brothers will take turns with them. This is totally reasonable..."
Wang Zi’an:……
"You kid, just say yes or no!"
Cheng Yaojin and Niu Jinda looked at him eagerly, one on the left and the other on the right.
Dayou, if you don't agree, I won't settle things with you today.
Wang Zi'an couldn't help but laugh or cry, and could only nod his head.
"That's fine, as long as you're happy -"
"Of course I'm happy -"
Upon hearing that Wang Zi'an agreed, Cheng Yaojin and Niu Jinda couldn't help but grinned happily, like two hundred-pound children.
Wang Zi'an may just think it's fun, but they don't think so.
Be a doorkeeper!
Every New Year, it will be posted on the door of every household, worshiped by the world, and enjoy the incense of thousands of families in the future!
Just thinking about it makes me feel majestic!
"Zian, from now on we are father-in-law. If anything happens, just ask and don't worry about anything else. Your Uncle Niu will never give a shit!"
Wang Zi’an:……
Bah, you fulfill your wish, but you want to take advantage of me——
After taking care of Wang Zi'an, Cheng Yaojin and Niu Jinda went back happily.
Until he sat back down and ate with everyone, he would giggle from time to time, which made Li Yuan and Li Shimin roll their eyes.
These two tough guys are having fun, maybe they are going crazy!
Good food, good wine, beautiful views.
After lunch, the guests and hosts enjoyed themselves.
Taking advantage of everyone's joy, Wang Zi'an immediately invited everyone present to attend the opening ceremony of his Zhenguan Theater. During the Chinese New Year, everyone was idle and worried about having no place to have fun. When they heard that Wang Zi'an had come up with a new gadget, everyone immediately obeyed and said that they would definitely join in the fun tomorrow.
The Chinese New Year was coming soon, and everyone was too embarrassed to stay at Wang Zi'an's place for too long. Soon some people got up and left. Wang Zi'an sent these people away one by one, and then stopped.
He took a deep breath, picked up his water cup, and walked slowly to his study room.
The others have left, but Li Shimin's family of three, Cheng Yaojin and Niu Jinda have not left yet.
Cheng Yaojin and Niu Jinda were clamoring to become door gods, and Li Shimin naturally couldn't get around this matter. After dealing with Wang Zi'an, these two guys licked their faces again and pestered Li Shimin for a long time.
Li Shimin was also entangled by these two guys until he couldn't laugh or cry.
This matter is actually a good thing for Li Shimin, and he is also happy to see it happen.
After all, if four of his close generals were regarded as door gods by the world, wouldn't that be more proof that he was destined to do so?
What's more, as "Heroes of Sui and Tang Dynasties" became popular in the Tang Dynasty, Cheng Yaojin and Niu Jinda were also very popular, no less popular than Qin Shubao and Yuchi Jingde, and they were also two good candidates.
Therefore, in the end, when Cheng Yaojin and Niu Jinda took the initiative to host this year's palace banquet and bear all the banquet expenses, they agreed "reluctantly".
After receiving Li Shimin's approval, the two of them were very excited.
Others can leave, but they cannot leave. They must watch Wang Zi'an draw his own door god statue with his own eyes.
"Where's Zian, you have to give us two good-looking pictures -"
When he saw Wang Zi'an coming back, Niu Jinda quickly greeted him and pulled out a chair for Wang Zi'an himself.
"Come, my dear nephew - take a seat -"
"Come, dear son-in-law, I will grind the ink and stretch the paper for you——"
The attentive looks of Cheng Yaojin and Niu Jinda made Wang Zian dumbfounded.
Li Shimin and Empress Changsun, who stayed behind to watch the excitement, couldn't help but secretly cover their faces.
After all, you are also dignified generals of the imperial court, don’t you want no moral integrity at all?
What a shame——
When they thought about these two good guys still being door gods, several people didn't know how to complain.
Don’t say anything else, let’s start painting!
Wang Zi'an immediately picked up his brush and started swiping ink. The whole set of movements is like flowing clouds and flowing water, which is pleasing to the eye.
Li Shimin and Empress Changsun are both good at painting. Seeing Wang Zi'an painting at this time, they couldn't help but look at them with brilliance. This technique, this technique, this level!
No wonder even Yan Liben wanted to become his disciple and study humbly.
This person is not only a master of calligraphy and painting, he is already innovating, creating a school of his own, and is no longer a family.
Cheng Yaojin and Niu Jinda were also watching with their eyes wide open and attentively.
Although we can't understand it, it doesn't stop us from praising it.
"Tsk, tsk, Zian, well done, well done! Look at how sharp your eyes are, look at your clothes, how handsome you are, look at your movements, how majestic you are! Well, domineering, majestic, there are The aura, it almost looks like I am eight times more energetic——"
Wang Zi'an couldn't help but be speechless for a while.
Where is our face!
Do you know how much I went through in order to make your portrait look better?
