Oh my God!
Soon, after the brief shock, the crowd was in an uproar and could hardly believe their eyes.
"Why do I feel that the one lying on the top looks a bit like that bastard boy from our family -"
After hearing the uproar, Cheng Yaojin, who had just walked out of the living room, stood on the steps, couldn't help rubbing his eyes, and asked with some confusion.
"It doesn't seem like it, it clearly is!"
Niu Jinda, who came out later, raised his head and took a look. He was immediately happy and slapped Cheng Yaojin on the shoulder.
"Haha, Lao Cheng, Lao Cheng, look, look, your son has ascended to heaven!"
Cheng Yaojin cursed back angrily.
"Bullshit, your son just ascended to heaven——"
As soon as he finished speaking, he couldn't help but rub his eyes and suddenly felt happy.
"Hey - Lao Niu, don't tell me, your son has really ascended to heaven -"
The two people stood on the steps, stretched out their hands to build the awning, squinted their eyes, and joked with each other, and then they reacted.
Holy shit, my son has ascended to heaven!
That’s great!
rub--
The two people jumped down the steps directly.
Without saying anything, Sayazi ran away.
As soon as the two of them ran away, Wang Zian's expression suddenly changed.
Oops--
This hot air balloon was used to tour Chang'an when he was preparing to celebrate the New Year.
Therefore, when he was in Dongshan, he dared to promise to Queen Changsun that he would take her to fly into the sky once. However, Empress Changsun thought he was joking on purpose and did not take it seriously.
He didn't go into details.
However, at this time, although the hot air balloon is basically tied up, strictly speaking, it is not completely completed. In order to facilitate the addition of coal, the valve to block the furnace has not been installed yet!
What's even more frightening is that the two people climbing on the hot air balloon don't know how to operate this thing at all.
"Quick, something happened, guys, hurry up and follow me to save people——"
As soon as he finished speaking, his body swayed and he disappeared with a squeak.
Everyone couldn't help but look at each other.
Immediately, Qin Shubao, Li Ji, Li Xiaogong, Li Junxian, Fang Xuanling, Tang Jian, and Li Shimin reacted and quickly followed behind.
Although he couldn't catch Wang Zi'an's shadow, the hot air balloon was so big and floating in the sky. As long as he wasn't blind, he couldn't catch him.
…
A martial arts arena.
At first, there were shouts of surprise. Qin Huaiyu, Li Siwen, Fang Yiai and others were still regretting not jumping on in time. As a result, they were overtaken by Cheng Chumo and Oxford. But as the hot air balloon rose higher and higher, And it couldn't be pulled off at all, so everyone panicked.
They were panicked, and the two people on the hot air balloon were even more panicked.
At this time, Cheng Chumo and Oxford had long since lost their sense of novelty. Their faces turned pale as they watched themselves getting further and further away from the ground.
In particular, Oxford is a bit afraid of heights.
My whole body felt weak, and I was holding on to the rope on the base of the hot air balloon with both hands, unable to stand up. Although Cheng Chumo was a little better, he was still quite frightened because he found that this thing had really risen, but he couldn't get it back.
"Are you all stupid? Why are you still standing there stupidly? Why don't you try to pull us two brothers back-"
Cheng Chumo scratched the fence, wishing he could scold Qin Huaiyu, Li Siwen and others.
These tough guys are all stupid and don't know what to do.
"Who said that just now? It's none of your business, just stay up there and be honest -"
Li Siwen and Qin Huaiyu scolded each other below, but their movements were not slow at all. Several people pulled the rope and pulled down desperately. But once a hot air balloon rises, especially when it rises high, is it so easy to pull it down?
What's more, when Wang Zi'an built this hot air balloon, it was originally designed to carry seven or eight people, so the buoyancy was really quite high.
Therefore, although Li Siwen, Qin Huaiyu, Fang Yiai, Luo Tong, and several strong young men, including Xue Rengui, tried their best to pull down, it was in vain. They watched the hot air balloon rising higher and higher.
At this time, Cheng Chumo and Oxford were mentioned above, and the others below were a little scared.
I wanted to find someone, but I didn't dare to let go, so I could only yell at the top of my lungs to call someone.
Speaking of which, knowing how to do Qinggong is really amazing.
They don't know what to do here.
All they felt was that their eyes were blurred, and Wang Zi'an appeared in front of them almost instantly.
"Ah, Master, your hand is so handsome——"
Although he still held on to the rope and dared not let go, Li Siwen's eyes were already shining, staring at Wang Zi'an's Lingbo Weibu. Qin Huaiyu, Luo Tong and others were also similar, and they all looked at it with eager eyes.
"Stop talking nonsense and hurry up and pull it down——"
Wang Zi'an cursed angrily.
At this time, I still have such thoughts.
With Wang Zi'an joining, the hot air balloon can finally stop rising, but it's not easy to pull it down.
In fact, if the valve of the hot air balloon has been pressed, you only need to slowly close it, and the hot air balloon will slowly land. But the problem now is that the valve has not been installed yet, which is very troublesome.
There was a coal shovel on top, which could slowly shovel out the coal inside, but he didn't dare to rashly command these two guys to do this. If this is not managed well and it falls from above, Cheng Yaojin and Niu enter the two houses, and the whole village will have to be summoned to have a feast years ago!
Wang Zi'an now wants to kick these cheaters out.
He also didn't understand how these guys dared to go to heaven sitting on this thing since they had never seen it before. He looked at Xue Rengui and Wang Meng with evasive eyes angrily.
Today's matter has nothing to do with these two scammers.
Also, isn’t Wang Meng at the Zhenguan Theater?
When did you come back?
At this time, he didn't care to settle accounts with these two people. This was the first time since he gained the strength of a thousand catties and the courage of Li Yuanba that he felt that his strength was not enough.
The buoyancy of this hot air balloon is really extraordinary.
Thinking about it, this hot air balloon was originally set up according to the specifications of seven or eight people, but now that the valve is not installed, it is strange that the stove is open, but it is burning vigorously, but not very vigorously.
Wang Zi'an originally thought that the second wave of people would be Cheng Yaojin and Niu Jinda.
However, what he didn't expect was that those who arrived right after him turned out to be the three masters and disciples of Yun Xuzi who had been meditating in Xikuoyuan.
At this time, their eyes were looking at the hot air balloon in the sky feverishly.
Walking on the wind is the miracle of Taoist practice!
Sure enough, this Marquis of Chang'an is a descendant of the Xian family.
Such a marriage is worth it!
If the hot air balloon hadn't risen too high at this moment, the master and apprentice would have wanted to use Qinggong and climb up directly along the rope.
Following Yun Xuzi's master and disciple were Cheng Yaojin and Niu Jinda.
Although these two people don't know how to do Qinggong or the slightest step on the waves, their own sons are floating in the sky, so their speed is not slow at all.
He rushed over after him, and when he saw Wang Zi'an pulling the rope desperately, he rushed forward without saying a word. Then there are Li Junxian, Qin Shubao, Li Xiaogong, Li Yaoshi, Li Shimin, Tang Jian, Fang Xuanling and others.
After all, he was a military commander and was relatively young, so he was not slow at all.
As for the other old men, the slightly younger ones are rushing this way. As for the old men like Li Gang and Ouyang Xun - if they can't be dragged down today, they will probably be able to make it to the table.
With the participation of Li Shimin and others, the hot air balloon was finally successfully pulled down.
Wang Zi'an hurried up and shoveled all the coals out of the stove.
Cheng Chumo and Oxford, whose legs were weak, were grabbed by their father and given a heavy beating.
Li Shimin looked at his palms, which were almost bald, and couldn't help but kick them.
These two bitches would feel uncomfortable if they didn't bother with anything at all, right?
Everyone, seeing that these two were almost beaten, they pretended to step forward and pull away.
“Forget it, forget it, let’s teach you a lesson, we can still fight for real——”
Cheng Chumo and Oxford:...
You see that my old man can no longer beat me, right?
But he got into trouble again today, and his majesty the emperor came over to help pull the rope for him, so the two of them didn't dare to jump around. They got up and stood aside. They looked so good.
But it's a pity that no one is paying attention to the two of them now.
Everyone was surrounded by the hot air balloon on the ground, marveling at it.
"Zian, what kind of thing is this that can actually take people to heaven?"
See you soon!
Li Yuan, Li Gang and Ouyang Xun, all the older men, squatted on the ground, touching the hot air balloon on the ground and marveling at it.
"This thing is a hot air balloon——"
After Wang Zi'an finished speaking, he saw everyone looking at him eagerly, knowing that they were curious. He was about to explain a few words about why hot air balloons can go to the sky, but after thinking about it, he gave up.
What should you tell them?
Can air expand with heat and contract with cold?
Talk about changes in air density?
"As for why this thing can take people to heaven, I know it well, but you have no common sense at all. I can't explain it to you in a sentence or two -"
Everyone:…
Suddenly I wanted to hit him.
Are we being despised by this brat?
"Don't be pretentious here, haven't you noticed that everyone is waiting for you? If you can't explain it clearly in one or two sentences, then use a few more sentences -"
Cheng Yaojin, who had just finished beating his son, couldn't help but glared at him with a groan.
If you can speak, speak, if you can't speak, hold back, even if you can't explain a sentence or two clearly!
This is clearly showing off.
Wang Zi'an sighed, I really didn't show off this time.
Mainly because it's hard to say.
Because before talking about the thermal expansion and contraction of air, you first have to make everyone realize that air really exists, and then you have to find a way to make them understand why the air expands when it is heated...
"It's not that I'm trying to show off, it's that you lack a lot of knowledge and I really can't explain it to you -"
Seeing that everyone's eyes were starting to look a little unkind, Wang Zi'an couldn't help but spread his hands.
"How about this? I still have some teaching materials for children here. I'm waiting for a while. Each of you can get a nature textbook from me. When you go back, try to read it carefully. If you don't have it after reading it, If you understand, I will explain it to you again. Even if I explain it then, it will be easier to explain..."
Everyone:…
Suddenly I didn't want to talk.
If we want to understand your lesson, do we have to read the children's textbook first?
But when they thought that Wang Zi'an was actually willing to teach such profound knowledge, a group of big guys suddenly became excited.
The boss who has successfully sent his child to Wang Zi'an's primary school class will be even happier.
Why?
What an opportunity it is for a child to learn such profound knowledge at a young age!
As for those who haven't sent their children over yet, their thoughts suddenly started to rise, and they began to think about how many apprenticeship ceremonies they would have to prepare before they could send their own children in.
If you cannot learn this profound knowledge, it would be a sin.
Only Master and Disciple Yun Xuzi had an indescribably complicated look on his face. They never imagined that Wang Zi'an, who had been searching for his flying skills and Taoist magical powers all his life, would treat it like a piece of shit and would spread the word without even trying.
Really——
They suddenly had some doubts. Was their decision to marry their precious apprentice to Wang Zi'an as their concubine a bit hasty?
Naturally, none of the big guys in the yard had time to pay attention to the little thoughts of their master and apprentice at this time. They came forward one by one, touching this and that, very curious and curious.
Seeing that everyone was finally no longer in a hurry for him to explain this, Wang Zi'an couldn't help but secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
Finally, we no longer have to do the thankless job of popularizing science to the ancients.
At this time, Cheng Yaojin and Niu Jinda, who were still a little scared, had already asked the reason for today's accident.
A group of young people didn't want to deal with a group of elders in the front yard, so they simply dragged Xue Rengui to play in the martial arts field. Originally, everyone was just exchanging ideas, especially Cheng Chumo and Cheng Chuliang, who had just returned. When they heard that Li Siwen and Luo Tong had fallen into Xue Rengui's hands, their hands became itchy.
During this period of time, I was at Wangchuan Courtyard. I dare not say anything else, but my kung fu has improved a lot.
In particular, the progress of Thirty Miles Tiangang Ax greatly increased his confidence, and he felt that he might be able to give Xue Rengui some color.
By then, not only will you be able to look proud in front of these three idiots, Li Xinwen, Qin Huaiyu, and Luo Tong, but you will also be able to get a general when you go to the new barracks later in the year. Why not?
As a result, before they even started discussing, they met Wang Meng, the foreign affairs officer of the Chang'an Marquis.
Coincidentally, Wang Meng has been busy at the Zhenguan Theater during this period, but today this is not Wang Meng who went back to the house to get something.
Wang Meng is so enthusiastic.
He quickly showed off all the magic powers of his Lord, and even patted his chest and said that recently his Lord had developed a magical weapon that can make people fly into the sky!
Seeing that several people didn't believe it, Wang Meng suddenly became unhappy.
You can look down on me, Wang Meng, but you can’t doubt our Lord Hou!
then--
Cheng Chumo and Oxford went up to the sky and almost couldn't get back down.
Wang Zi’an:……
Wang Meng also knew that he had caused trouble, and now he kept apologizing to Wang Zi'an.
"Master Hou, I was wrong, I was wrong, why don't you kick me twice to relieve your anger——"
Wang Zi'an didn't even know what to say.
Kick him on the butt.
"Get out of here quickly——"
"Eh--"
Wang Meng ran away as fast as he could.
Li Shimin had no intention of paying attention to these live treasures. At the moment, Li Shimin was entirely focused on the hot air balloon.
"Zian, can your hot air balloon rise and fall?"
Li Shimin asked with a frown while carefully observing the hot air balloon on the ground.
When Wang Zi'an heard this, he immediately became happy. He couldn't help but raise his eyebrows and joked about him with a playful expression.
"Why, you are thinking about this gadget of mine again——"
