Aoi House Hotel, around ten o'clock in the evening.
In Conan and Xiaolan's guest room, Uncle Maori was sitting in front of the TV watching TV. Xiaolan looked at Conan who was red and swollen like a crab in front of her. She took an ointment and carefully applied it on Conan's body. At the same time, he complained to Shu Yunwen who came to see the situation: "Classmate Yunwen, how did Conan get into this situation? Really, there is nothing good about him..."
After Xiaolan finished speaking, Shu Yunwen stared at Conan, who was all red, and said with a smile: "What? Didn't Conan tell you? He just took a bath..."
"Uh..." Xiaolan was stunned when she heard this, and said helplessly, "Conan said he said it, but is it really like this? Could it be an allergy? Or was he beaten?"
"Haha! Of course not! This is what you use for bathing!~" Shu Yunwen pointed at Conan's back, "Look here, there are still marks left by the bath towel!"
Shu Yunwen said, and sighed again: "Alas! As you know, those people in the Sumiyoshi Club regard Conan as their leader. As soon as Conan entered, a group of people rushed to give Conan a bath. After one bathed him, another one came. Conan After being turned around once, it turned into this..."
After Shu Yunwen finished speaking, Conan said "uh" and glared at Shu Yunwen hatefully——
Damn it! What does "one turn" mean? Why does this sound weird?
Also, fuck your uncle, after one rub, there’s another! They obviously went together, right? ~
And those Sumiyoshi-kai bastards rub themselves everywhere... This is basically sexual assault! Sexual assault!
You Shu Yunwen, didn't I just go into a women's bathhouse and I didn't really see your female sex, so why did you bully me like this...
Conan's eyes were filled with tears as he imagined what he was going through. Xiaolan snorted softly and said, "It's true! Then Yunwen, you should have stopped it! Look at what Conan is doing..."
"Stop? I stopped you before!" Shu Yunwen said nonsense seriously, "But Conan was disobedient and told me to leave him alone. He even told the big guys at the Sumiyoshi Club, 'I want more,' 'Please be stronger,'" So comfortable' what..."
As Shu Yunwen said this, Conan, who was lying on the quilt, made a "thump" sound and almost vomited blood: "You cheater, these words make me..."
Before Conan finished speaking, Shu Yunwen suddenly coughed slightly, then touched his neck with a smile, made a "slit throat" motion, and said at the same time: "Oops? Did I hear wrongly? What if this is true? , that would be too shocking!~ Speaking of which, I can’t stand being hit, and I like to talk nonsense when I’m hit…”
After listening to Shu Yunwen's words, Conan was stunned for a moment and understood what Shu Yunwen meant——
Damn it! What nonsense? Shu Yunwen, are you threatening me again? !
But speaking of which, he made a mistake today. He seems to have no confidence to have sex with Shu Yunwen, so he can only give in...
Conan took a deep breath, cursed "MMP" in his heart, and forced a smile on his face: "...Well, I did say these things..."
After Conan finished speaking, Xiaolan, who didn't know the truth, said "Ah" and looked at Conan angrily: "Conan, you are so serious. You should stop rubbing your back in moderation and don't ask for too much. Look at you... this I'm covered in redness and swelling, and I'm afraid it won't be healed in three to five days..."
Xiaolan taught Conan a lesson, while Uncle Maori stood up and said, "This kid did it all by himself! Xiaolan and Yunwen, please continue chatting. I will also take a bath and get ready to sleep!" ~"
After Uncle Maori finished speaking, Shu Yunwen also stood up and said: "In that case, I won't bother you anymore and go back to rest first... By the way, Mr. Maori, the people from Sumiyoshi Club are taking a bath in the bathtub. You need to rub your back. If so, you can ask them to help..."
"Uh...no need to help with back rubs or something."
Uncle Maoli looked down at a crab lying on the ground, and the corners of his mouth twitched twice: "...I'm not familiar with them, just rub it yourself..."
"Okay! Conan, Xiaolan, I'll take my leave now."
Shu Yunwen turned around and left. Not long after, Uncle Maoli also left the guest room with a change of clothes. Conan couldn't help but let out a "whimper" twice, and two lines of tears fell down:
"Sister Xiaolan, the Lun family hurts so much..."
…
In the blink of an eye, a week passed and it was Friday again.
Didan High School, lunch break at noon.
On the school playground, Nakamichi, Aizawa Eisuke and others finished their lunch in a hurry. They played football with the boys from the next class on the playground, letting go of their youthful hormones. Shu Yunwen, Tsukamoto Sumi, Xiao Ran and Sonoko were sitting in the auditorium next to the playground, watching Nakamichi and the others playing football and chatting.
Tsukamoto Sumi took the chopsticks and shoveled the food into her mouth. At the same time, she asked: "You mean, Conan's swelling has finally subsided?"
"Yes!" Xiaolan nodded and said helplessly, "It took six days from last Saturday to now to get the injuries on his body caused by the scrubbing! This is the result of not knowing the moderation of scrubbing!"
Xiaolan said, teasing the rice in the lunch box with her chopsticks, and said with a worried look: "However, although his injury has healed, his complexion has gotten worse. He has been weak all day long. He will eat when he goes home." Sleeping like a social animal..."
After listening to Xiaolan's words, Shu Yunwen said "uh" and continued to put the rice into his mouth——
Poor complexion? Feeling weak? It would be strange if this were not the case!
This time I went to Gunma County. Conan offended Loli Ai so much that he asked Conan to cooperate with the "experiment" for several days in a row. He even drew 400 CC of blood from him!
According to the conversion ratio of "ten drops of blood, one drop of semen", Conan is equivalent to being sucked out by Loli...ah! How strange! How could we come up with such a dirty idea?
Well, if Loli Ai knew about this idea, we would be in trouble too!
Shu Yunwen thought of a certain scheming and cruel little lolita, and couldn't help but tremble. Yuanzi suddenly said: "Okay! Xiaolan! Let's not talk about that brat! By the way, Xiaolan, Miss Shumei, what are you going to do tomorrow? Are you free? If you are free, how about we go shopping and buy clothes together? "
"Shopping? Buying clothes?" Tsukamoto Sumi was stunned when she heard this, "What clothes do you want to buy?"
"Well...I'm going to buy a sweater!~"
As Yuanzi spoke, she felt a little embarrassed, thinking of a guy with a nice skin. After thinking about it for a while, Xiaolan nodded with a smile and said: "That's it... I happen to be free tomorrow, let's go together!" "
"Just in time, I also plan to buy some women's clothing for Conan..."
