Chapter 0017 It’s unfair, it’s unfair
Lin Yi didn't expect Chen Yushu to remember it so clearly. There was no point in denying it at this moment, so he had to lower his head and admit: "Okay, I accidentally entered a password out of curiosity, and entered this channel unexpectedly... But I I didn’t watch it. When I saw the channel was this, I quickly turned off the TV..."
"Really?" Chen Yushu naturally didn't believe it and looked at Lin Yi suspiciously.
"Of course it's true..." Lin Yi looked aggrieved, but what he said was basically true.
"Hmph." Chen Yushu snorted coldly. She didn't want to argue with Lin Yi on this issue. She picked up the remote control of the set-top box on the coffee table and was about to change the channel. However, her eyes stayed on the ball on the coffee table. The toilet paper was not tightly wrapped, and from the outside it was vaguely visible that there was some sticky liquid inside...
"What is this?" Chen Yushu's face suddenly turned green, and her voice trembled a little: "Okay, Lin Yi, you are actually at Yaoyao's house, watching pornographic videos on TV, and doing such obscene things..."
"What's wrong with me?" Lin Yi was stunned. He followed Chen Yushu's gaze to the coffee table inexplicably. When he saw the wad of toilet paper he had used, he immediately thought of something. I am not so bad. Bar?
Lin Yi knew that Chen Yushu must have misunderstood. This wad of toilet paper, plus the sticky stuff, combined with the pornographic video he had watched before, would inevitably make people suspicious... Lin Yi felt so wronged Ah, what's all this?
"Yushu... don't think wrongly. I just came to the north and I'm a little acclimatized. I caught a cold. This is the toilet paper I used to wipe my nose. If you don't believe me, take a closer look..." Lin Yi said and picked up the paper. Then he opened the wad of toilet paper on the coffee table and wanted Chen Yushu to take a closer look.
"Take it away" Chen Yushu screamed: "I don't want to see such disgusting things, Lin Yi, you bastard"
Lin Yi was a little embarrassed, but there was nothing he could do. Chen Yushu didn't believe it, so he couldn't force others to see it, right? He had to put the toilet paper away angrily: "Whether you believe it or not, I really am not..."
Chen Yushu rolled his eyes and suddenly thought: "I changed my mind. I don't want to eat instant noodles anymore. Go and cook for me."
"Huh?" Lin Yi was stunned for a moment and asked, "Why?"
"Humph, because your handle fell into my hands. If you don't go, I will tell Uncle Chu that you...you fucked in front of the TV at home, which scared both me and Yaoyao." Chen Yushu thief He said with a thief smile.
Several black lines suddenly appeared on Lin Yi's forehead. It's unfair. It's unfair. But where can I go to explain this matter? If the old man finds out, his life will be over.
Lin Yi took two deep breaths, gritted his teeth and said, "You're going to be cruel."
"Are you ruthless? You are not ruthless. You can do such shocking things." Chen Yushu did not show any weakness at all.
Lin Yi was speechless. Although he admitted defeat, he did not forget to take revenge on Chen Yushu: "But, do you dare to eat the food cooked by my hands?"
"Oh, no problem. The book said that the food is all protein, and it can be used to improve your health." Chen Yushu said nonchalantly.
Lin Yi was completely speechless this time. Chen Yushu, the little devil, was much more difficult to deal with than Chu Mengyao. Chu Mengyao hated herself at most, but this girl tried every means to punish herself.
However, what surprised Lin Yi was, why was Chen Yushu so different from just now? Just now she said she was disgusting and told herself to put the paper away, but now she said she had taken a beauty treatment...
"What do you want to eat?" Lin Yi asked.
"You can eat whatever you want. I don't know what's in the kitchen. Go and have a look." Chen Yushu changed her body into a comfortable position and lay down on the sofa very charmingly, with her smooth calves exposed from her pajamas. Halfway through, it was still shaking, causing some parts of Lin Yi's body that had just restrained to react again.
"Okay..." Lin Yi was afraid that Chen Yushu would notice his embarrassment, so he bowed and walked towards the kitchen. Before he could take two steps, he was stopped by Chen Yushu.
"Brother Wrigley, what's wrong with you? What are you trying to learn?" Chen Yushu saw Lin Yi hunched over a little strangely, but when she saw Lin Yi's lower body, she immediately understood what Lin Yi was doing, her face turned red, and she hurriedly He turned his little face sideways and hummed: "It's so dirty."
Lin Yi didn't bother to explain. Since he had been discovered, he simply stood up straight and walked quickly to the kitchen.
Chen Yushu looked at Lin Yi's retreating back, with a sly smile on his lips, "Humph, are you a fool to be an aunt?" Don’t you know that’s snot? I had learned about it in the school's physiological hygiene class. That thing was milky white and had a special smell that could be smelled from a long distance. Although Chen Yushu had never smelled the real smell, she sat on the sofa for a long time. He didn't even notice the toilet paper so close to him. Apparently it had no special smell.
Moreover, the most important point is that it is said on the Internet that a man's lower body will become soft after that. Looking at Lin Yi's appearance just now, it doesn't look like he looked like after venting.
However, Chen Yushu certainly wouldn't tell Lin Yi these things. She would make mistakes if she wanted to, and use this matter as a handle to blackmail Lin Yi. Hum, let's see if he dares not to listen to her next time?
It was so nice to have a free attendant. Smelling the aroma coming from the kitchen, Chen Yushu felt more and more how wise her previous decision was.
Lin Yi came to the kitchen and was surprised. The kitchen facilities here were quite good. They were much better than the big earthen stove in the countryside. Everything was so modern. I saw a cute little apron hanging on the wall nearby. It was still in the pattern of SpongeBob SquarePants, but it looked very new. It probably hadn't been used much. I guess these two girls had to wear clothes, reach out for food, and open their mouths. , it is impossible to cook by yourself
Lin Yi tied an apron on his body and began to look for ingredients in the kitchen that could be used for cooking. In the fresh-keeping cabinet, there are some vegetables such as tomatoes, spinach, and celery, as well as some eggs, but the amounts of each are very small. They should have been prepared by Uncle Fu for Chu Mengyao just in case. It is unknown whether Chu Mengyao cooks, but as Chu Pengzhan's most trusted person, Uncle Fu will naturally consider the matter thoroughly.
After looking at the staple food, there were flour and rice. Lin Yi planned to use some flour to make noodles and then make some Yangchun noodles. He happened to be hungry too.
Lin Yi is very familiar with cooking. He has been waiting for the old man at home all day long. Lin Yi has been doing this since he was a child, especially since the kitchen utensils here are all available. Lin Yi quickly made the noodles and started to pull them up skillfully. After a while, A bundle of thin and chewy noodles appeared on the chopping board.
