After bidding farewell to Bai Lin, Xiao Jiuyue left the East District boys' dormitory area humming a tune with his little hands behind his back. He seemed to be a little happy from behind.
"She seems to be in a good mood..." Bai Lin murmured with a smile as he looked at Xiao Yueyue's somewhat excited back.
He then looked at the hangover soup in his hand, and felt a warm current flowing through his heart.
Um……
Actually I'm in a good mood.
So, like Xiao Jiuyue, she hummed a little tune and returned to the dormitory.
As soon as I returned to the door of the dormitory, before I could open the door and go in, I heard a shocking scream coming from inside.
"Ah!!!!!!! Why are you on my bed?!!!"
"What did you do to me last night? Where are my clothes!"
Bai Lin was so frightened by this that he almost dropped the hangover soup in his hand to the ground.
Listening to the voice, it seemed to be Lin Zihao.
It seemed that he had already gotten up and found Liu Yu sleeping shirtless under her quilt.
What?
Why shirtless, you ask?
Last night, someone got so excited after drinking too much that he almost took off his clothes and ran naked on the street.
If Bai Lin hadn't stopped him desperately last night, these two would have been on the hot searches today.
Thinking of this, Bai Lin became very angry. No one knew how much effort he had put into bringing these three drunken traitors back last night.
Anyway, it is absolutely impossible for Bai Lin to go out drinking with these three traitors in the future. After drinking too much, each one becomes more abstract than the other.
"MD, why is there a dog bowl under my bed?"
This voice belongs to Chen Yunfeng.
After this guy drank too much yesterday, he grabbed the paw of a stray dog and said that we are brothers. He almost kowtowed and sworn sworn brothers on the spot. Bai Lin finally managed to drag him away, but unexpectedly, before leaving, this guy also took the guy who was eating with his dog brother. , giving the dog a confused look.
But facing these crazy two-legged beasts, he had no choice but to watch the only property that a kind-hearted young lady bought for him two days ago being snatched away by these crazy two-legged beasts.
Thinking of this, Bai Lin couldn't help but smile. Before drinking, each one claimed that he could drink more, but after drinking, each one became more abstract than the last.
Seriously, it feels great when you drink it, but you feel dizzy after drinking it.
I don’t know if these three brothers will drink moderately in the future after knowing their embarrassment after being drunk last night.
Bai Lin thought of this and listened to the wailing inside, and couldn't help but shake his head.
He reached out and pushed the door open and walked into the dormitory. He saw Lin Zihao and Liu Yu huddled in the corner holding the quilt like little wives, and Chen Yunfeng, who was holding a dog basin and looking confused.
"Hey, did you two do something passionate while drunk last night?" He said looking at the two people curled up on the bed hugging the quilt.
After hearing what Bai Lin said, Liu Yu and Yang Zihaoden felt that their backs seemed to be a little painful, and the expressions on their faces suddenly became stiffer.
Did you really drink too much and do something unspeakable last night?
The two people's eyes suddenly became frightened.
Bai Lin couldn't help but laugh when he saw this scene.
It seems that these two are drunk.
I forgot about the fact that I went completely wild after returning to the dormitory. I stripped naked and ran around the dormitory several times, and then fought for a bed and finally fell asleep for some reason.
"Old Bai, what happened last night? How did we end up like this?" Chen Yunfeng asked, holding the dog bowl in his hand.
He is now fragmented and can't remember what happened last night.
When Bai Lin heard this, he thought about the abstract appearance of these three people after drinking too much last night, and he couldn't help it.
He pointed at the three people and started outputting.
He first looked at the two shirtless people on the bed: "You two, after drinking too much last night, you went crazy like crazy guys. You were kneeling in front of a trash can, crying and shouting, 'Daddy. , why did you die so miserably!'; Your father, I am still alive and well, and you are crying for me? Do you wish that I died young? And you are crying for mourning, so what is wrong with kneeling in front of a trash can? What happened? If I hadn’t been holding the boss back to prevent him from marrying a stray dog on the roadside, I should have recorded the video to show you how ridiculous you were last night!”
"This is not over yet. After you cried in front of the trash can, your temperament suddenly became unrestrained. You shouted that you wanted to experience the feeling of youth for the last time. After saying that, you immediately took off your clothes and ran naked on the highway. You Do you know how much effort I put into stopping you two from being arrested by the police as exhibitionist perverts last night?"
"After I returned to the dormitory, I took off all my clothes without you noticing, and then jumped around in the dormitory like a baboon, fighting over a bed. That scene was really gay. !”
After speaking to Liu Yu and Lin Zihao, Bai Lin looked at Chen Yunfeng again: "And boss, last night you pulled the dog on the roadside and wanted to sworn brothers. I finally stopped you, but when I was leaving, The food you gave others to eat went away, and the dog was too angry to say anything when he saw you guys going crazy there. He could only watch you take away his food; look at the dog bowl. There are no teeth marks on Gouzi? Those were left when Gouzi and you were fighting for the rice bowl last night!"
"I can understand you saying that your body may not be strong after drinking too much, but you can't snatch the rice bowl from a dog that can't even eat a meal. Are you saying it's embarrassing? What's more embarrassing is yet to come. You almost couldn't catch the dog, you broke through the defense and bit it with a big mouth, which frightened the dog so smartly, I guess you will have psychological shadow when you see the two-legged beast in the future!"
"We are just talking about brothers. If we know that we will be so rude after drinking too much, can we drink less? Do you know how much effort I put in to get you three back to the dormitory last night?"
"Fortunately, you still have some conscience and didn't vomit all over me, otherwise I would have had to fuck all three of you last night!"
Bai Lin kept talking, and the three people in the dormitory didn't dare to say a word the whole time.
Judging from the intensity of Bai Lin's output just now, Bai Lin's accumulated resentment last night was indeed very heavy.
It also shows from the side that what the three of them did after drinking too much last night was indeed outrageous.
After Bai Lin finished the output, he sat on a chair and rested. He had just talked so much that he was really out of breath.
But who made these three villains last night really not a worry?
If Shan Fanta and Bai Lin didn't stop him last night, the three of them would have become the hot headlines in the news the next day!
But now, after venting his grievances from last night, Bai Lin finally felt less congested and felt much more relaxed.
And the three traitors all felt incredible after hearing about his ridiculous behavior after drinking too much last night.
But looking at Bai Lin's output just now, it didn't seem like it was fake.
What's going on?
We obviously have very stable emotions at ordinary times, but why do we become like this when we drink too much?
Why?
