"Holy crap, what's going on with Jean Barr? If he's not the core, he's 1190. The opponent, Zao, was just one and a half rounds away from being injured. Why is it always 1190?"
Bai Lin, who was playing WOWS, was a bit excited. He drove Jean Bart and beat the opponent Zao to blood in just one round, but the magical thing was that the shells he fired after that always passed through, life and death. He couldn't deal any damage; on the other side, Zao, who was attacked by Bai Lin's Jean Bart and took out several cores at once, could still dance on the high seas after eating several 380 shells from Bai Lin with less than 10,000 HP?
"Old Bai, he jumps on you, holy shit, can you bear this? Hurry up and beat him to death!" Lin Zihao, who was playing black with Bai Lin, said with some displeasure when he saw the Zao who was still dancing on the high seas with his blood remaining on the opposite side.
"MD, did I give you face?!" Bai Lin became anxious and cut the HE with his backhand, then carried it away in one round.
"Come on, come on, Lao Bai, fire again."
After the game ended, Lin Zihao wanted to play again, but Lin Feng did not prepare immediately, but asked Lin Zihao to wait for a while.
"Wait a minute, I don't play battle anymore, I play cruiser." Bai Lin said, and then changed into the German tenth-level cruiser Hindenburg, intending to be an elegant dancer on the high seas.
"Old Bai, do you play cruising? Don't you usually play battle against artillery or drive away Taliban trucks?" Lin Zihao couldn't help teasing him when he saw the cruiser Bai Lin chose.
"It's time for a change."
Soon the game started in the point occupation mode. Bai Lin and Lin Zihao's birth points were very close. In addition, both of them were playing domestication, and there were no destroyers here, so they took on the task of the site here.
"Let me tell you who is opposite Kangkang to come over and grab some from us..."
Lin Zihao said as he observed the enemy ships entering the range.
Soon he spotted the battleship North Carolina opposite.
Seeing the ship, Lin Zihao couldn't help but remind Bai Lin, who was rushing ahead: "Old Bai, be careful, there is a North Carolina on the other side."
After all, Hindenburg, who was taken away by North Carolina in one round, is still vivid in his mind today.
Bai Lin was dismissive of this: "No, are you afraid of North Carolina? Watch me go up and wash him to death."
As Bai Lin said that, he started to steer into the mountain and set the salvo angle. Just as he was about to give North Carolina a 203he bath on the opposite side, Bai Lin's head suddenly lit up!
"Holy crap! There's an eviction!"
After Bai Lin was lit, he was a little panicked. He was steering into the mountain now, and his fragile waist was nakedly exposed to North Carolina's shooting range!
If he fires a salvo, Bai Lin might just go back to the port!
Before Bai Lin could react, nine MK6 main gun shells from North Carolina were thrown down.
Then Bai Lin's screen turned gray...
…
The next day, Bai Lin was almost woken up by the ringing of his cell phone.
He opened his eyes drowsily, picked up the phone and answered the call without looking at the caller ID.
"Hello……"
Bai Lin's voice was lazy, as if he hadn't woken up from sleep, and he couldn't help but yawn as he spoke.
I can't help it. I played WOWS too late last night with Lin Zihao, and I'm really sleepy now.
Unexpectedly, as soon as the call was connected, Liu Yutong's reprimand came from the other side.
"Bai Lin, where is my breakfast? Didn't I just go find Chen Cheng last night? Do you deserve to be so angry? You didn't even get a call all night, and now you don't bring me breakfast. Can't you stop being so stingy? ?Chen Cheng is also with you after all..."
Before Liu Yutong finished speaking, Bai Lin hung up the phone.
It is really unpleasant to be disturbed by this evil writing in my dreams so early in the morning.
After hanging up the phone, Bai Lin huddled into bed and continued to sleep.
He slept until 11:40 in the morning, and then Bai Lin slowly got up from the bed against the messy chicken coop.
"what time is it now?"
Bai Lin looked at the dim dormitory with the curtains drawn, and at the three roommates who were sleeping like dead pigs. He couldn't help but wonder if he had woken up before dawn.
He took out his mobile phone and turned on the screen. What he saw was the words "11:45" on the notification bar and dozens of missed calls underneath.
No need to think about it, those were all called by Liu Yutong.
"Why is this woman calling so many times so early in the morning?"
Bai Lin said somewhat depressedly. He had just woken up, and his head was still as groggy as a ball of mush. In addition, his mind was filled with the image of his Hindenburg being carried away by the North Carolina round last night. This Bai Lin was so depressed that he naturally didn't bother to think about why Liu Yutong called him.
"Forget it, don't care. Get up and wash up and have a meal first. I'm going to starve to death."
Bai Lin threw the phone aside, then got out of bed and washed up.
In the process of washing his face, Bai Lin looked in the mirror at his childish self again and couldn't help feeling emotional. Before last night, he was still a social creature who was worried about not being able to make the plan, but now he suddenly returned to his college days.
This world is really ridiculous...
Bai Lin shook his head, squeezed out facial cleanser and started washing his face and arranging his hair.
After finishing washing, Bai Lin walked out of the bathroom. At this time, his roommates also got up one after another.
"Old Bai, you got up so early..." Lin Zihao yawned and said, "Your cell phone keeps ringing. It's probably Liu Yutong calling you. Go and have a look."
Bai Lin was stunned for a moment, and then he realized that his phone was still on the bed.
I asked why I heard such a familiar ringtone when I just returned to the dormitory...
It turned out to be my own cell phone ringing.
At this time, Bai Lin remembered that he seemed to have received a call from Liu Yutong early this morning, as if she was asking him why he didn't bring him breakfast or something...
"It turns out it's true. I thought I was suffering from dog licking syndrome. I was scared to death." Bai Lin said with a sigh of relief.
He returned to bed and picked up the phone, looking at the caller ID on it, he couldn't help but frown.
But he answered the phone anyway.
Sure enough, Liu Yutong's angry questioning came as soon as the call was connected.
"Why did you hang up on me this morning? Why didn't you bring me breakfast? Do you know that you didn't bring me breakfast and I almost fainted in gym class! If I, Chen Cheng, hadn't brought me candy, I might have just Entering the infirmary! Wasn’t it just last night that I went to see Chen Cheng? Do you need to make such a fuss? Can you..."
Bai Lin had a sullen face and didn't say a word, waiting for Liu Yutong to talk endlessly about all the complaints about him.
Finally, Liu Yutong's voice stopped. She kept chattering for twelve minutes, all of which were complaints and accusations against Bai Lin.
Complain that he makes a fuss out of a molehill, complain that he doesn't have a man's mind, complain that he doesn't fulfill the obligations of a boyfriend...
To sum it up in one sentence, you, Bai Lin, are an incompetent boyfriend, not as good as Chen Cheng!
After Liu Yutong's outburst ended, Bai Lin said those words with a calm face.
"Liu Yutong, let's break up!"
Then without giving the other party any chance to respond, he hung up and blocked Liu Yutong's call. Then he clicked on WeChat, blocked and deleted the whole process. The whole operation was smooth and smooth, without any unnecessary actions.
