Ding An was stunned when his aunt asked: "What did aunt say? Is there anything I can hide from you?"
Aunt Tian shook her head: "You have been by my side since you were a child. From the time you were still in my arms until I got married, you have been under my nose all the time. What is wrong with you and you want to hide it from your aunt? ?」
Ding An shook his head helplessly: "I really have nothing to hide from your aunt."
"You kid, I used to ask you to bring Yaya back when you had nothing to do. You always said you were busy, but now you come back every once in a while, and you always stay there. Why is your Yamen here? Are you going to die and lose your life?"
"It's not that exaggerated. Does your aunt think that I bring Yaya back too frequently? Okay, I'd better come back less often for my nephew to save my aunt from annoying me."
Aunt Tian stretched out her hand and tapped Ding An: "You! Forget it, forget it, if you don't want to say that my aunt won't force you, just pretend that she doesn't know. She must have fallen in love with the daughter of that family in the village. You If you don’t want to tell me now, I wonder if you will come and ask me for help when you go to propose marriage!”
Ding An was really dumbfounded by his aunt: "This is all going on, aunt, please spare me!"
"Sure, I won't say anything anymore. Just do it if you feel like it!"
When Chu Ping was not making paper money for the past two days, he would join a few idle men in the village and squat near the main road at the entrance of the village. When he had no time, he would tell the idle men to watch carefully and see Chu Ren enter. The villagers went to the shop in Chu's old house and told him.
After lunch that day, Chu Ping came to the roadside at the entrance of the village as usual, but he didn't see the few people who usually followed and chatted together. As he was looking around, he saw a man squatting beside a firewood stack outside the courtyard of a house diagonally opposite. The two people were waving towards him, they were not the people he was looking for.
"Why are you three hiding here? Isn't the latrine of Old Xu's family behind this courtyard wall? You three don't mind the smell!" Chu Ping said, covering his nose in disgust.
"Hey, Brother Ping, please don't be so dissatisfied with the east and the west. There's so much sunshine today! I stayed there in the morning and it was so shaking that I couldn't even open my eyes. There was only a pile of firewood nearby that could stop me. "The person who spoke was a young man named Lu Jin in the village. It turned out that when Chu Ping was not very busy, the two of them often got together to chat. They were younger than Chu Ping.
Chu Ping raised his head and looked at the sun in the sky, and then looked around. It was indeed as Lu Jin said, this is the best choice. Going further into the village, there are many forks in the road. If there are too many, it is easy to miss people, so I have no choice but to endure the smell and squat behind the firewood pile to hide.
Although it's not summer yet, and it's not the time when the smell of the latrine is the strongest, it still can't bear to stay there for a long time. At first, a few people said a few words to tease each other, but after a while, they all covered their mouths and noses, No more noise was made.
Just when Chu Ping was getting a little sleepy, he suddenly heard the sound of footsteps on the ground behind him. Just when he was about to look back, several people were suddenly beaten by a burst of punches and kicks, making them run away. While being beaten, they heard what seemed to be someone. Several girls' voices shouted: "Kill them, beat them to death, you stinking scoundrels!"
Chu Yi and his wife were shopping in their shop in the afternoon, while Chu Li and Xiu Xiu were reading some travel notes and picture books to pass the time. Suddenly, they heard a group of people making noisy noises outside. It seemed to be in the yard next door. The young couple hurriedly followed them. He ran out behind the customers who were out to watch the excitement.
As soon as they arrived at the door of Grandpa Tang's house next door, they saw Chu Ping and the others being tied up and held captive by several girls!
"These stinky gangsters were hiding outside the walls of other people's houses and peeked at other people's little girls going to their latrines. We caught them. Uncles and aunts of the Chu family must give us an explanation today!"
The speaker was a pretty girl wearing a light green thin jacket and a bun. She was the leader of the group of girls who came.
Chu Ping had his hands tied behind his back and stood in his yard with his head hanging down. When he heard that the girl in green had wronged him again, he struggled to retort: "Who are you calling a stinker? Who peeked at the girl going to the latrine!" You are wronging a good person, let me go!"
When Chu Ping shouted, Lu Jin and others behind him also started shouting for injustice: "That's right, you come up and beat people indiscriminately, and you also beat me
They have been tied up, and they are still being unreasonable! "
The girl in green turned her head and said back: "You stinky gangsters, we sisters have been squatting here for several days. We caught you today. I didn't expect you were still committing crimes in a gang. Pervert! It turned out that you changed places and went to Xu's house. I'm out of the hospital, so even if I hit you, it's a light punishment, so you don't learn how to act like a gangster!"
At this moment, Chu Ping felt that he was really more unjust than Dou E in the play: "I said it wasn't us!"
Chu Ping and his mother-in-law, Qian Shi, were startled by this sudden situation. Only then did they understand the general idea and hurriedly stepped forward to negotiate: "Although my Chu Ping is a little undisciplined, he will never do such a wicked thing." It’s nothing! Girl, have you arrested the police?”
Chu Ping's father also stepped forward to explain: "It is absolutely impossible for my son to do this. If he dares to do such an immoral thing, I will break his legs today!"
"Dad, it's really not me! I didn't. I was squatting on the roadside and they suddenly came out from behind and beat them without even saying a word!"
Although the girl in green was not tall, she was not afraid at all when facing the tall Chu Ping. She raised her head and asked: "You said you didn't have it, it's not you! Then let me ask you, you What are these grown men doing when they don't stay at home at noon when they have nothing to do, so they go squatting outside the back wall of someone's hut? They even hide behind the firewood of the Xu family. If they don't do something bad, they are shameful!"
"Let's go and watch..." Lu Jingang started talking, but was interrupted by Chu Ping.
Chu Ping didn't want Lu Jin to tell what they were going to do. After all, it was his cousin's private matter. With so many people watching here, if he yelled and went out, everyone would know, and it would delay his cousin's affairs. My son is not feeling well! So I could only stiffen my neck and say: "Where we go and what we do has nothing to do with you, we are not doing such immoral things anyway!"
After getting along with Chu Ping for a long time, Shen Luzhu, who is his cousin-in-law, naturally trusts Chu Ping's character and firmly does not believe that he can do these things. After hearing this, he guessed that Chu Ping probably didn't want them to keep tabs on Chu Ping. The incident involving Ren came out and he hurriedly stepped forward to help explain: "Girl, you just said that they were squatting outside the wall of the Xu Family Courtyard, right?"
The girl in green thought about the scene and realized that Chu Ping and the others were indeed squatting, so she nodded: "Yes, they are squatting, but who are you?"
"I am Chu Ping's cousin-in-law. He is definitely not someone who would do such immoral things. He went out today to help me with things. There is definitely a misunderstanding."
"You are his cousin-in-law, so naturally you can help him speak!"
Shen Luzhu continued to ask the girl in green: "Since the Xu family's courtyard wall is connected to the back wall of the latrine, I guess it's not too short, right?"
The other girl behind the girl in green felt that Shen Luzhu was talking about useless things after hearing this, and choked: "High walls and short walls have nothing to do with whether he is a gangster or not. Stop talking about that nonsense here." use!"
Shen Luzhu was not annoyed, and just continued to look at the girl in green and said, "Even if there is a low wall in our village, one person must be tall. How can they squat under the wall, how can they see the scene inside the wall, let alone Four people formed a group to kill gangsters, how can a group of people go together for such a thing!"
The girl in green pursed her lips and looked at Shen Luzhu, as if she was thinking about what the other person said, which seemed to make sense.
At this time, Chu Ping also remembered the scene at that time: "Yes! My cousin is right! Our brothers were squatting with their backs to the wall. We were looking at the road at the entrance of the village. Where can we go to see the Xu Family Courtyard? If you go to the hut, you can still have eyes on the back of your head!"
"That's even more true. Not only are they squatting, but their backs are to the wall. You can't see inside anyway!"
The girl in green looked at Shen Luzhu in front of her, then turned to look at Chu Ping and the others and the little sisters behind her. She hesitated for a moment and had to admit that the scene at that time seemed to be what they said. Could it be that they really Arrested the wrong person?
Seeing that the girl was a little moved, Shen Luzhu continued, "It's really a misunderstanding. I am also a girl's family. I know that you must not have wronged them intentionally. I just heard you say that you have been squatting for the past few days, right? Recently, we discovered that there were gangsters, and so many people came out to arrest them. It’s just a coincidence that they are squatting there today to let you
They misunderstood. "
The girl in green nodded: "Recently, several little sisters have noticed someone quietly leaning on the wall to peek, so we got together and planned to catch him, but..."
Shen Luzhu smiled: "It doesn't matter, it's just a misunderstanding. How can you girls catch this kind of thing on your own? I'll ask these young men to help you catch it later, and they will definitely catch it!" After talking for so long, I still don’t know which girl you are from, how come I haven’t seen you before?”
"I am……"
Before the girl in green could finish her words, several shouts came from outside Chu Ping's courtyard: "Yuan Shuang! Are you okay? The villagers said you caught some gangster. You said you are a girl?" Family, how dangerous this is! Let me see if I'm not hurt! I want to see whose little brat dares to act like a gangster. Fat aunt, I have to break his legs!"
As she spoke, the fat aunt pushed aside the crowd of onlookers and squeezed in. When she saw the men tied up in the middle, she immediately rushed forward and said, "Okay, you bastards actually dare to act like hooligans in the village. Look. I won’t tear your faces apart!”
The girl in green, who was Fat Aunt's niece Yuan Shuang, stepped forward and stopped Fat Aunt who was about to take action: "Aunt, I'm fine! It shouldn't be them, we seem to have arrested the wrong person!"
Qian also hurriedly stepped forward, stood between Chu Ping and Fat Aunt, and advised: "His Fat Aunt, it's a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding. It's not these children who arrested the wrong person!"
"Caught by mistake?"
Shen Luzhu really didn't expect that the girl in green was actually the niece of an old acquaintance, Fat Aunt, and hurriedly stepped forward to help explain: "Fat Aunt, it is indeed a misunderstanding. How could our Chu Ping do such an immoral thing? Yes, the four of them went to help me with something today. They happened to be squatting in a place where the sisters misunderstood, so they arrested the wrong person."
"Doing something?"
Shen Luzhu nodded and whispered in Fat Aunt's ear: "Well, my shop lost paper money again, so I asked Chu Ping and the others to help keep an eye on the village these days to see if there is anything wrong. son’s people.”
"Ah, it's lost again! What bastard did it again? It's so stinky and shameless!"
The fat aunt had a very good impression of Chu Yi and his wife, and she had a good relationship with the Qian family. After hearing what the niece and others said, she knew that they could not lie to her together, so she finally let go of her high spirits. With his right hand, he turned to his niece and said: "Since it's a misunderstanding, it's okay. Let the children go quickly. Why are you tying them up if it's a misunderstanding?"
Yuan Shuang trotted over, and together with several sisters, they released Chu Ping and others. Chu Ping finally regained his freedom, moved his wrists, and said to Yuan Shuang: "I told you it wasn't me a long time ago, but you didn't listen! Come up here You are too cruel to beat me indiscriminately!"
"Who allowed you to squat in such a shabby place for nothing!"
"Hey! You little girl!"
"Who are you calling this little girl, you stupid big one!"
Chu Ping was about to retort when his mother-in-law, Qian Shi, pinched his ears: "Why are you talking to a little girl? You didn't mean it. What's wrong with the big boy hitting him a few times! Listen to Lu Zhu, I'll take you there tomorrow Follow your little brothers and catch that gangster!"
