"Sure enough, beer has to be drunk cold to taste better!" Chen Xueyi said with a smile.
Wu Jiale looked at her with a smile.
At this moment, she didn't have the slightest bit of fairy aura, but rather looked like a female knight full of fireworks.
How can one be sassy when one drinks too much and enjoys grudges?
He smiled with satisfaction, no matter how changeable the style of the woman in front of him was, she was his.
Her beauty blooms only for herself, and everything about her will be engraved with her name.
"Xue Yi, they say you drink a lot. Have you ever been drunk?" Wu Jiale asked curiously.
Chen Xueyi's face was full of soft smile: "Do you want to see me drunk?"
Wu Jiale nodded.
"Then I'll get drunk for you!" She got up and went to the store, grabbing two bottles of white wine and a large wine glass.
"I was drunk tonight, so you have to take good care of me! Just like that time, I took care of you!" She hooked Wu Jiale's neck and sighed angrily.
Wu Jiale affirmed: "Absolutely! I will take good care of my drunk baby!"
After receiving her fiancé's approval, a flash of impulse appeared on Chen Xueyi's face. When the white wine was poured into the glass, it was as clear as boiled water, but the pungent, mellow and spicy smell showed that the alcohol content was not low!
"It's not fun to drink dry. How about we play a game?" Wu Jiale stopped her from trying to drink.
Chen Xueyi asked: "What game?"
"I'll tell you a joke. If you laugh, I'll drink as a penalty. If you don't laugh, you can ask me the truth. How about it?"
"Telling a joke?" Chen Xueyi was very interested, "Let me tell you first, sister, I am very funny!"
Wu Jiale, however, seemed very confident: "Here he comes! Which animal is the quietest when it's angry?"
Chen Xueyi thought for a while and replied: "Brother Flathead? When you are angry, you always want to make a silent sneak attack and take revenge."
"Wrong, it's a gorilla!"
"Why?"
Wu Jiale was smiling and making movements, beating his chest with both hands.
"Because when a gorilla is angry, he will (knock) his breast!"
Chen Xueyi was stunned for half a second, then laughed loudly: "Qing Mimi... Hahaha!"
"Are you laughing? Drink!" Wu Jiale held his head and looked at her who was smiling sweetly.
Chen Xueyi was willing to admit defeat. After laughing enough, she picked up the wine glass and took a long sip.
"Hmm... It's a bit strong. I didn't finish the drink in one sip." A blush appeared on Chen Xueyi's pretty face.
"Drink slowly, drinking too much will hurt your body." Wu Jiale put down the oyster shell and said with some distress.
Chen Xueyi said: "Oh~ now you know that you feel sorry for me? Just now you wanted to see what she looked like when she was drunk. Now you are pretending to care?"
Wu Jiale avoided her gaze in embarrassment, feeling confident and confident.
"It's my fault...then you won't drink, right?"
"No! It's not easy for me to have a good drink, why don't you drink?" Chen Xueyi said with dissatisfaction on her face, "Don't worry, my sister knows what she wants. She will definitely stop drinking when she's drunk. Just keep telling jokes!"
Wu Jiale had no choice but to continue: "Why don't people in Beijing say homophones?"
Chen Xueyi looked curious: "Why?"
"Because old Beijing is not harmonious (cloth shoes)."
After saying that, Wu Jiale himself burst into laughter, but Chen Xueyi looked confused.
"What's so funny about this?"
Wu Jiale: "..."
"Isn't it funny?" He tried hard to search Chen Xueyi's face for the slightest hint of her wanting to laugh.
Chen Xueyi shook her head: "Isn't that funny...according to the rules, it's my turn to ask you the truth, right?"
Wu Jiale had no choice but to nod unwillingly: "Of course, ask. But let's agree first, we can't ask particularly tricky people!"
"Don't worry!" Chen Xueyi smiled and patted herself for being evil, "I asked all serious questions!"
"Let me ask you, if it weren't for me, would you fall in love with Lu Wanwan and Yang Xi?"
Wu Jiale was shocked by this question and immediately thought about it: "Hey~ This question... is a good question and very in-depth!"
"Really?" Chen Xueyi smiled proudly, "Tell me, do you like one of them?"
To be honest, the looks of the three girls in Chen Xueyi's dormitory are basically at the level of school beauties, each with their own merits.
Although Wu Jiale is very strict with his partner, he really can't guarantee that he will make the same mistakes that every man would make...
"Yes..."
"Yes?" Chen Xueyi slapped the table, a little angry, "How can you say yes!"
"Um, don't you want to tell the truth?" Wu Jiale looked innocent.
Chen Xueyi became even more angry: "You should quickly and decisively say to me at this time: Honey, how could it be? No matter how beautiful they are, I will not be tempted! Come and comfort me!"
Wu Jiale lost his temper for a moment, because she wanted to hear that he was firm in her feelings...
"Hmph, next joke!" Chen Xueyi crossed her arms and glared at him.
Wu Jiale sighed, this woman is troublesome.
Sometimes I think I have figured out what she is thinking, but in the end, I still can’t guess what she is thinking...
"One day, the fisherman caught a squid. The squid said, "Let me go." The fisherman smiled and said, "That's okay. Just answer a few questions and I'll let you go."
"Then the squid said, that's easy! Come and test me! Then the fisherman roasted it!"
"Pfft...hahahaha..."
Chen Xueyi, who was still cold-faced one second, was laughing so hard that she couldn't stand up straight the next second.
"What kind of cold joke are you talking about... just roast it... hahaha..." Chen Xueyi even laughed out loud.
Wu Jiale looked proud: "Hey, isn't this funny? Drink it."
Chen Xueyi walked away from the joke. Without saying a word, she raised her neck and drank more than half of the glass of white wine.
The lights were brightly lit at night, and the two of them were outside this smoky barbecue restaurant, one making fun and the other laughing and drinking.
…
"I want to drink~more!"
"Hey, honey, my husband is driving in the car! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, there's no wine there!"
Wu Jiale quickly parked the car and asked Chen Xueyi's evil to leave the gear.
"Really, I didn't expect you to be so outrageous when you were drunk..." Wu Jiale looked at the half-conscious Chen Xueyi, speechless and choked.
How can drunk Chen Xueyi be so clingy!
Fortunately, we finally arrived at the hotel!
Wu Jiale first got out of the car by himself, and then carried her out from the passenger seat.
…………
I think everyone should have a dream, even if it can be small.
You can even have a buffet worth dozens of yuan tomorrow night...
This world is cruel, I hope my brothers and sisters can live happily.
