Chapter 158: How can this be considered as robbing the government? This is called travel expenses!

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Chen Jinngle, who had just come from the direction of Shiwanda Mountain, had a thought in his mind.

He frowned slightly when he realized that something strange was happening within his range of perception, and that he was not extradited immediately.

"What's going on? What's going on?"

As soon as he entered the boundaries of Shangsi County, he set up two secret agents to help extradite the souls of the dead in Shangsi.

Fishing on your first day at work?

Is that a little too much?

The City God was very unhappy about this.

However, when Chen Jingle did some calculations, he realized that things were a little different from what he thought.

"The detached soul of the dead crashed into the body of a passer-by. The two of them were in the same horoscope, but they escaped Yin Chai's immediate perception?"

this……

What a coincidence, right?

Chen Jingle couldn't help but scratch his head. No one could encounter such a small probability.

After pondering for a moment, he appeared at the location of perception.

The bad guys will definitely come and take away the souls later, but that doesn't stop him from seeing what's going on first.

Because besides being weird, he also discovered other interesting things.



Riverside Washington.

Huang Jun stood in front of the altar and began to cast spells.

"Kitchen Lord Si Mingzun, the Master of the East Kitchen, is in charge of all living beings. He will go to the Heavenly Palace on the 24th to record the good and evil feelings of the world. If a fortune wheel comes to a person's destiny, to ensure peace and tranquility for his family, he will drink water, offer flowers, and offer silver lamps. Bestow blessings and fortune. My parents have great mercy and compassion for all sentient beings, and the East Kitchen Lord blesses the Heavenly Lord, and the Kitchen Lord God blesses the Heavenly Lord with great mercy and compassion.”

Huang Jun muttered something in a low voice.

Others only heard him talking, but they couldn't hear clearly what he said, which made them feel a little itchy.

Light the incense,

The smoke rose up, went straight up, fell to the ceiling, and then spread around. When ordinary people didn't notice, it followed the corners and coated every corner of the house with a thin layer of smoke.

This is called attracting fragrance to the house.

A secret technique that only the disciples taught by the Kitchen King can understand.

On the one hand, it prevents things from outside from coming in, and on the other hand, it also prevents things from inside from escaping.

Huang Jun took a deep breath, picked up the charity pot, and performed the secrets at the same time.

"Look up to the Mingzun of the East Chef, and keep the house and courtyard in the land. The dragon god of the well and stove will eliminate the monsters, and the doorkeeper will kill the monsters. The six gods support the roadless, and the evil spirits will not dare to invade. Disciples invite you to come, and everyone will guard their positions for security. Ning. The merits of chanting sutras are unimaginable, and I offer them immeasurable incense. Offer incense, and the incense cooks wonderful offerings to the great deity."

This is the key to unlocking the sneaky food effect.

Singing it in a unique way of chanting can exert some special effect on the originally ordinary sneaky food.

Then remove the lid and expose the food to the air.

Ordinary people don't feel anything about this, but Weird is extremely sensitive to this smell.

It's like it's just time for dinner and you haven't had time to order takeout, but your neighbor is cooking. The rich and spicy smell of farmhouse chili stir-fried pork rushes straight into the kitchen for you to smell, and you can't stop it even if you want to.

What's more, the cook is Jiutiandong Chef Si Mingzun, the God of the Kitchen!

The first feeling is hunger!

The second feeling is that labor and management want to eat meat!

Weird food has such a magical effect on Weirdness.

The powerful Ghost King may be able to restrain his instincts, but it is so weird that even a Ghost General may not be able to remain rational in front of this thing.

Therefore, the thing possessing the fifth aunt and her nephew-in-law was naturally attracted out.



In a place where no one could see, a rickety old lady with a cold face and dull eyes walked directly out of the room door.

If they saw this scene, they would probably be so scared that they couldn't sleep well for half a month. Whenever they think about it in the future, their scalp will be numb and their skin will be covered with goosebumps.

So, if you know why the Kitchen King Sect is looking for a successor, the first thing you need to do is to be bold, right?

People who are not very brave really cannot do this job.

No matter how awesome you talk, there are only a few ordinary people who don't run away when they see a trick, and can still stay calm.

Unfortunately, everyone present could only see Huang Jun.

Oh no, there is also a certain city god who is secretly observing.

Chen Jinngle was surprised by the identity of the folk mage in front of him: "Is this the Kitchen God's lineage?"

First time meeting.

It seems that there are quite a lot of hidden Dharma and teachings among the people.

The sect related to the Stove King is not even ranked among the many religious teachings. It does not appear in many popular science related programs, and it is not even included in the Daxia Academy of Social Sciences.

But looking at this method, it’s okay.

Especially this strange food really surprised him and opened his eyes. With a little improvement, it can be used as food for the soldiers and horses of the Yin Division.

In his current state, this kind of thing is actually very simple, and he can see through the appearance and get to the essence.

The effect will not be affected even if you don't recite the Dongchu Si Ming mantra. Of course, the effect will be better if you recite it.

Just like two cooks, they don't have to completely learn each other's tricks. If you are a cook yourself, you just need to know how to cook the dish.

Even if the taste is slightly inferior, it will be acceptable to most customers.

"How did you come up with the idea of ​​pot ash and glutinous rice flour? Folks really don't lack for geniuses."

These two things are so common that no one would associate them with surgical materials.

If this thing was created by the founder of the Kitchen God lineage, then the person who created it is unknown in the history of Great Xia. How amazing are those who can leave a strong mark in official history? How talented and beautiful are they?

For a moment, Chen Jingle couldn't help but feel a little absent-minded.



The rickety old lady walked all the way to the altar, lay down next to the charity jar, and stared at the contents, her eyes instinctively emitting a faint light.

It seems that the next second I can't help but rush in and eat.

Huang Jun was surprised,

This guy actually didn't go in right away, which seems pretty awesome. If it's ordinary and weird, he will jump in directly, just like a hungry weirdo grabbing food.

Just when the old lady couldn't wait any longer and was about to fall into the trap, suddenly, a figure appeared in the void.

Wearing ancient clothes with big pawns printed on them, and holding a long stick in his hand, he stretched out his hand and directly pulled the old lady over.

The old lady resisted subconsciously, but the other party picked up the long stick and slapped her head and face without any mercy.

The whipping made the old lady whimper, and then she became obedient and did not dare to resist anymore.

Huang Jun's eyes widened when he witnessed this scene, and his eyeballs almost fell out.

Wait, what's going on?

This, this, what just happened?

He actually saw someone whipping Weiyi with a stick, and then Weiyi became submissive.

To convince people with reason?

The world has never felt so absurd.

That’s weird!

What is this man's background?

"No, it's not a human being!"

Huang Jun suddenly came to his senses.

The opponent has the ability to shuttle through the void, and it is invisible to others.

Could it be...the legendary conspiracy? !

His eyes fell on the big word "pawn" on the other person's chest, and the more he looked at it, the more it seemed like it. Look at the long stick in the opponent's hand. Could it be a mourning stick?

The sinister glanced at Huang Jun and his altar with curiosity. Seeing Huang Jun looking over in shock, he immediately smiled back and then led the old lady away.

It was as if nothing had happened.

Huang Jun was left confused.



The fifth aunt and her family are a little confused.

Why did Master Huang's expression suddenly change so strangely? Could it be that you saw something strange?

Suddenly I felt a little hairy.

Huang Jun was still a little confused at the moment.

"Damn! There is actually something going on in Shangsi County?!"

He was certain that this had definitely happened recently.

Because the last time he took an order from someone else was half a month ago, and this didn't happen at that time. The weird thing is that he used strange food to lure him out, caught him with red cloth and ink rope, and threw him into the evil jar.

Now there are mysterious and strange arrests, and it feels like the world has changed dramatically when I wake up.

"Where did this evil come from? Did it appear out of thin air? Or..."

Huang Jun's heart was beating wildly, feeling like he knew something big.

The question is, what to do now?

I was going to take that weird one away, but it was cut off.

Huang Jun lowered his head and frowned and thought, forget it, he can only continue to bite the bullet and finish the matter.

It's a good thing that Wei Wei was taken away. It also saved him a lot of effort. Wei Wei's food was not wasted. He helped Fifth Aunt and the others purify the house and simply spread the blessing.

After figuring it out, Huang Jun stopped thinking so much and continued his work.

The next step is to focus on blessings.

"The Supreme Master said this Stove King Sutra, and the firelight fell to the ground and turned into dust. Evil people and evil ghosts stayed away from me, and evil things did not come into my house. When I was in charge of food, I eliminated evil, and the boy who led water to calm the door and courtyard. Purple air naturally rises, and when I recite the sutra, Xiang Guangshen..."

After reading the scriptures several times and wrapping up, the matter is over.

Although it feels a bit anticlimactic, fortunately the dirty things have been sent away, so there is no need to worry about this.

As for the specifics, it is not convenient to tell Fifth Aunt and her family. Just let them know that everything is fine. It is better for ordinary people to have less contact and understand these things.

However, the scene just now was deeply engraved in Huang Jun's mind. He would discuss it with his senior brother later to see if he could figure out something.



Chen Jingle also left.

The biggest gain of this trip was to get a secret technique for making food and fodder for soldiers and horses without taking any action.

Without hesitation, I immediately tried to make one and found that the effect was indeed good.

However, considering that there were so many Yin soldiers under his command, it would take a lot of effort for him to prepare alone.

You must know that the Yinsi has five thousand soldiers and horses. If they are really open to eat, no matter how much they are, there will not be enough to eat.

Let the government do it for you!

"In the future, we will send out the items needed by the military department, plus a pound of sneaky food."

There is nothing more comfortable than using other people's resources to support your own soldiers.

"How can this be considered a rip-off? This is called travel expenses! It's not too much for me to help reimburse the food, accommodation and transportation for my own help, right?"

How much does the pot ash and glutinous rice flour cost together?

Even if we get 100 tons, it may not be enough for some people to have a meal.

Instead of charging once before departure, once halfway through, and again after the trip before leaving, Chen Jinngle felt that he was already conscientious enough.

Moreover, he also gave them a secret technique from the Kitchen God’s Dharma Lineage for free, which the government can also use themselves. What else do they want?

Han Junqing from the Guangnan branch and Qiu Yong from the Beijing headquarters were shocked and overjoyed after seeing the "letter".

If these two things can really produce food and fodder for soldiers and horses, wouldn't the government itself...

"The Daxia Civil Affairs Department will never forget the grace of honoring God!"

Look, he still has to thank us!

(End of chapter)