"I'm like this, and you still want to mess with me?" Bai Ze rolled his eyes wildly at him, "I'm sorry I just said so much, and it all went to the ears of a dog!"
"What?" Xiao Lin raised his eyebrows, "Is it possible that the way you looked at death before was just an act? In fact, you really wanted to convince Gu?"
"You..." Bai Ze was so angry that he flicked his sleeves and shouted angrily: "Get out of here! I'm really careless in making friends. When I meet a ruthless old guy like you! Get out of here as far away as you can!"
Xiao Lin snorted: "Although I am ruthless, I am not unjust! Although you just said a lot, I don't know whether it is true or not, I still think that you have made a contribution. Come on! Give them a clean prison." Room, good food and drinks are waiting for you!"
The inner guards stepped forward, quite baffled, because in their eyes, there was only her, not them.
But several people still bowed their heads and obeyed orders.
"Invite the embroiderer in the palace to quickly make two wedding dresses..." Xiao Lin's eyes fell on Xie Rou, "Also, invite a female medical officer to treat her injuries!"
When Bai Ze heard this, he smiled broadly and said, "You are filial if you even think of customizing wedding clothes for us!"
"Who is filial?" Xiao Lin glared.
"Me! I am filial!" Bai Ze chuckled, "You are thousands of years older than me. I have only practiced for three to five thousand years, but you are a ten thousand-year-old monster who has also made contributions to saving the world. I am filial to you." This is normal! Thank you Lao Immortal for the arrangement! I will definitely be filial to you in the future!"
After saying this, he gave a decent salute.
Su Li: "..."
This Immortal Lord Bai Ze is indeed not a serious person!
Xiao Lin, who had always had a cold face, was so angry at his actions that his cracks split open. He pointed at his nose and yelled: "Who is the immortal? You obviously look older! You are the immortal!"
"Okay! I am immortal!" Bai Ze joked, "What the emperor says is whatever he says! In fact, I can understand why you are afraid of being called old! The main reason is that you have found a little wife! Tsk tsk, she is more than 10,000 years old. Old guy, you actually covet someone else’s kitten that has been practicing Buddhism for hundreds of years. Thinking about it, I think you are shameless!”
Su Li burst out laughing, but Xiao Lin blushed and stamped his feet and yelled: "If you keep talking nonsense, the Xifu Guruo is ready, and I would rather throw it to the dogs outside the palace than give it to you!" "
"No!" Bai Ze was really threatened, and he held up his hands and laughed, "I was wrong! I shut up! I will never say it again! My ancestor, you, have a lot..."
"If you dare to say the word "old" again..." Xiao Lin grinded his teeth.
Bai Ze hurriedly changed his words: "No, little ancestor! You have a lot of little ancestors, please don't try to get along with me! In fact, I am jealous of you, you are so tender! Even more tender than a newborn bird! You are so tender It can squeeze out water, so it is a perfect match for this newborn kitten!"
Su Li couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Xie Rou also smiled helplessly: "Ze Lang, you are such a good person, why do you have a mouth?"
"You shouldn't have this mouth! You should find something to stuff it with!" Xiao Lin snorted and looked at the guard beside him, "Go get a hard-boiled egg!"
The inner guard's eyes were blurred and his mouth was dumbfounded.
These gags can be found everywhere in the prison, such as stinky socks and rotten rags. If not, you can use two handfuls of rotten straw on the ground. If you want to teach this person a lesson, there are also special barbed gags, and you can stuff your mouth with eggs. This is the first time I’ve seen it, and why do you have to use cooked food?
Moreover, who should we fortify?
He just stood aside and watched His Highness' expression change, as if he was chatting with someone. However, he couldn't see who the person was, let alone hear his voice.
He murmured in his heart, but he quickly realized that he was not surprised and went to look for cooked eggs.
Su Li was also confused and didn't know what kind of medicine Xiao Lin was selling in the gourd.
Bai Ze is just a wandering soul and has no body. The only way they can hear him speak is to communicate with him using his mind and consciousness. He doesn't even have an entity. How can he stop his mouth?
Also, stuffing your mouth with hard-boiled eggs seems a bit funny.
However, what she found funny seemed to Bai Ze
Very frightened, she stared at Xiao Lin with wide eyes, but the soul unconsciously hid behind Xie Rou.
Xie Rou's expression was also very bad. She blocked Bai Ze behind her and kept laughing: "Emperor, you can't do it! Zelang is not afraid of anything, he is only afraid of these balls..."
"Rou'er, you are stupid!" Bai Ze interrupted her, winked at her, and signaled her to stop trying to find out about him. He pretended to be fearless and said proudly: "Eggs and so on. , what’s so scary? What’s the saying? Hit an egg against a rock! I’m just a stinky rock, so I’m afraid that the bird’s egg won’t turn out? So I’ll knock it into pieces! I happen to be hungry too, and boiled eggs are delicious. ..."
He said it was delicious, but when the inner guard brought a smooth, white, round and tender egg, his expression changed drastically, his legs went weak, and he knelt down directly in front of Xiao Lin.
"Little ancestor, don't make trouble!"
"I'm just sorry that you're hungry, so I gave you an egg to eat. Why are you making a fuss?" Xiao Lin replied casually.
"But you know, I'm most afraid of this thing!" Bai Ze cried, "As soon as I come into contact with this thing, I'll get a rash on my body!"
"Yes!"
"Hold on!" Xiao Lin looked at the inner guard, "Put it into his mouth now!"
He pointed weakly behind Xie Rou.
From what he and Xie Rou said, the inner guard seemed to want him to kill someone other than Xie Rou.
However, there was obviously no one behind Xie Rou.
The inner guard made a grimace and asked stammeringly: "Your Highness is the fortress... Concubine Sai Shu?"
"No, the one behind Concubine Shu!" Xiao Lin was very considerate, leading him forward, reaching out to restrain Bai Ze, pointing to his mouth, and ordered: "Just stuff it here! This is the mouth!" "
The inner guard couldn't see anything, but His Highness said there was a mouth here, so there really was a mouth.
He reached out and stuffed the round egg where Xiao Lin pointed.
"Ah! Help!" Bai Ze was so frightened that he struggled desperately. However, all his spiritual power was extracted by Xie Chi and used in the illusion. At this moment, he was no different from the soul of a mortal and could not escape at all. Xiao Lin's palm was so frightened that he almost fainted!
When Xie Rou saw her husband suffering, she naturally burst into tears and stumbled to rescue him. However, because her body was too weak, as soon as she took a step, her soles gave way and she fell forward!
Su Li had quick eyes and quick hands, and hurriedly stepped forward to support her.
Xie Rou cried heartbreakingly, Bai Ze screamed in agony, and Su Li couldn't bear it and couldn't help but want to plead with Xiao Lin.
