The two looked at each other, as if they had discovered some terrible secret, and tried their best to hold back their laughter.
"Why are you laughing?" Mr. Long Wang's face turned red and he roared angrily.
"When we see the noble people coming for peace between the two countries, we are naturally very happy! Hey hey hey!" One of them said flattering words, but his eyes were always staring at King Long. There was a mockery in his eyes. , so full that it’s almost overflowing!
Even though he was wearing a pair of thick trousers, Long Wang still felt that he was being seen naked.
"You..." He gritted his teeth and roared, "Get out! Get away! Don't let me see you!"
He waved his arms to shoo away the two waiters.
The waiter looked panicked: "My lord, what's wrong with you? Are you too angry? We have prepared honeysuckle to reduce the fire. Do you want to bring you a cup?"
"In my opinion, each of these foreign envoys should have a bowl!" Another person said seriously, "I see that they are quite angry! They must be saved!"
The rooms of several people were adjacent to each other, so it was natural to hear the words of these two people. The four faces of the four people all turned the color of pig liver!
Ming Lang couldn't bear the humiliation and angrily sent someone to complain to Wen Xiu.
Wen Xiu responded very quickly, and soon brought people over in person. After asking the whole story, he scolded the two waiters and asked them to be taken away. He turned to Minglang and said, "These two people are indeed They are a little irritable, so I will ask them to keep their voices down in the future so as not to disturb you all!"
"Are they being irritable?" Ming Shu was so angry that she burst into tears, "They are clearly poking at our sore spots!"
"Poke the sore spot?" Wen Xiu was startled, "What did the princess mean by this? Didn't they just talk about donkeys, chickens, fox toothpicks and so on, so why did they poke your sore spot?"
"They..." Ming Shu was about to complain, but suddenly realized that she couldn't complain.
Not many people knew about her body odor in the first place. If she made a big noise about it, wouldn't it mean that everyone in the entire national embassy would know about it?
"Princess, why didn't you speak?" Wen Xiu looked at her, "Princess, if you have any grievances, just tell me! In my country, Da Xiao, we will never allow noble envoys like you to be wronged! As long as you say it, I will Xiang will never tolerate it!"
"Anyway, just don't let these two people come here to get angry!" King Long replied in a rough voice.
"Yes! Don't allow them to come over!" Ming Lang gritted his teeth, "These two people have bad intentions and are criticizing others! It's really disgusting!"
"Okay!" Wen Xiu agreed wholeheartedly, "Then these two people are not allowed to work as errands anymore! The truth is that they have to be replaced!"
Prime Minister Wen worked vigorously and resolutely, but in just a quarter of an hour, he arranged for two new waiters to come over.
Mingming and others breathed a sigh of relief and went back to the room for a short rest. Unexpectedly, before their buttocks were warmed up, the two new waiters outside were chatting outside again.
However, no matter what they talked about, the topic always revolved around the pain points of the four of them.
Ming Shu was furious and went to call for help.
But this time even Wen Xiu didn't give them face.
"Everyone, I haven't gone far just now. Although these two people are talking, their voices are as low as mosquitoes! Can this also disturb you? I am so close that I didn't hear you. You closed the door. , why do you still feel restless?"
"Are we the same as you?" Dongwan hummed, "The four of us have sensitive hearing and can't rest well even if there is any movement!"
"Oh, you guys are really hard to take care of!" the new waiter pouted, "Then according to what you're saying, we have to kill all the crickets in the yard tonight? Otherwise, we won't bother you too!"
"It's not just crickets?" Another murmured, "If it rains at night, the wind blows, and the leaves fall, wouldn't it also disturb the nobles? The little one is a little curious. What on earth have you done these years? Come back alive?"
"How do we live, do you two cheap slaves have any control over how we live?" Ming Shu opened her mouth and scolded.
When the two waiters heard her words, they both looked at Xiang Wen: "Xiang Wen, we are high-ranking internal officials! If we are cheap slaves, then won't you, Xiang Wen, become a cheap minister? Then our emperor, will you also Becoming a despicable emperor? Then, in the eyes of these noble people, is our Great Xiao a despicable country?"
As soon as these words came out, the waiters who were watching the excitement were all filled with indignation and rushed over like a tide!
This time, it wasn't two people poking at their sore spots.
Dozens of people cursed in unison, like foxes, donkeys, and pheasants flying all over the sky. Several people were scolded so badly that they rushed to complain to Wen Xiu, only to find that Wen Xiu had disappeared.
Since there was no one from the imperial court, the waiters in the imperial palace let themselves go completely. Everyone sat at the door of the envoy, scolding each other in great joy. Everyone took turns, scolding each other until nightfall, and then they dispersed one after another.
But it turned out that it was time for dinner.
Several people were starving at this time and were thinking about where to find some food. Wen Xiu, who had just disappeared for no reason, appeared out of nowhere and said he was going to hold a dinner and invited them to attend.
When they heard that there would be a dinner party, several people breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that they could finally have a hot meal.
However, when we got to the banquet, we discovered that there were only a few plates of green vegetables and a bowl of brown rice on the table. The vegetables looked like boiled vegetables, without any oily smell, and they looked extremely ugly. I didn’t know where to get the rice bowl. When it came, there were still old stains on the edge of the basin, which made people almost suspect that it was pulled out of a pig pen and dog kennel.
"You...are just giving this to us?" Prince Long was shocked, "Is this also called a banquet?"
"Why don't you scream?" Wen Xiu and the others looked at the table of food, but their eyes shone brightly, "Everyone, this is already a feast! Look at the rice, how fragrant it is! And the vegetables, how fresh and tender!"
"And this egg drop soup..." Zhang Zongyu swallowed, "it must be particularly delicious!"
"Stop talking! Let's eat while it's hot!" Hong Yang grabbed the spoon on the table, poured two tablespoons of rice into it, and piled the bowls in his hands high.
There wasn't much rice in the basin, but when he filled it, half of it was gone.
"Hong, what are you doing!" Wen Xiu scolded angrily, "We agreed that it would be one bowl per person! If you serve so much at once, are we going to eat it? Hurry up and reveal your true identity!"
He reached out to pick up the rice in Hong Yang's hand, but Hong Yang ran away with the rice bowl. Before running away, he took a large piece of food with chopsticks and stuffed it into his mouth. His mouth immediately bulged like a squirrel. The vegetable juice flowed down from the corner of his mouth, how could he still have the air of a general?
The people in Mingmingang were dumbfounded and suspected that he was crazy!
Hong Yang didn't care about this at all. He chewed and swallowed. He felt that the chopsticks were not fast enough, so he directly put his face into the bowl to eat the rice. He was so satisfied that he made a humming sound from time to time.
Looks like a pig!
