Three old guys who came from nowhere, knelt down in front of Emperor Xiao, crying and shouting. It felt like they were reunited with their long-lost biological father!
This attitude is really touching, but the appearance of these three people is a bit dull. They are all in ragged clothes, with disheveled hair and dirty faces. They look like they crawled out of the garbage heap!
"Who...are you?" Xiao Di also calmed down at this time and looked at the people in front of him with wide eyes.
"Your Majesty, why don't you recognize me?" The first man slapped his chest with tears streaming down his face, "I am Wen Xiu!"
"Mr. Wen?" Emperor Xiao looked at him in disbelief, "Why are you so thin?"
Before Prime Minister Wen, he was nearly three pounds fat and full of fat.
But the person kneeling in front of him now weighs no more than a hundred pounds at most, and the entire person has lost weight!
"Your Majesty, don't mention it!" Wen Xiu cried so hard that his eyes were blurred. "Since your accident, we have been in prison. It has been torture every day for so many years!"
"Xiao Lin treated us very harshly, withheld food and drinks, and tortured us to extract confessions, but even so, we always stood on His Majesty's side!" Zhang Zongyu cried, "It can be said that we can see the moonlight after the clouds clear!"
"We have finally waited for this day!" Hong Yang cried bitterly, "With Your Majesty here, we have a backbone!"
Emperor Xiao looked at the three ministers in front of him and couldn't react for a moment.
"Your Majesty, my escort is late, please punish me!" Another person knelt down in front of him. He was also emaciated. However, his stature was much higher than the first three. Emperor Xiao recognized who he was at a glance. .
This person is Xiao Yun.
These four people are the most trusted ministers around Emperor Xiao, and they have always been jokingly called the four guardians.
However, at this time, the four guardians gathered together, and Emperor Xiao became more and more panicked.
"How could he let you out?" His eyes wandered over these four people. Although he was not as smart as his son, normal people could think of these things, and he could naturally think of them too.
"Because he didn't dare to let go!" Wen Xiu snorted, "We caught him!"
"What's the reason?" Emperor Xiao asked.
"Let me elaborate on this later!" Zhang Zongyu said, "Your Highness, we'd better find an imperial doctor to help you treat you first! Look at what's happening on your body..."
"We have to send a few envoys to the national embassy to have a rest!" Wen Xiu looked at Mingming and others with apologetic expressions on his face, "I'm sorry, everyone! Our country is in civil strife and our family's scandal is publicized. It's really shameful!"
"Wen Xiang said too harshly!" Ming Lang looked at a few people and thought of what Xiao Lin said before leaving, and muttered in his heart.
He didn't believe that these people had any leverage over Xiao Lin.
Judging from the faces of these few people, they don't look like the people who want to restrain Xiao Lin!
However, Xiao Lin did let them out, and these people were willing to treat each other with courtesy, which was better than being forced to hang out here.
"Then I'll trouble some adults!"
"Come here, take the Emperor to the National Palace!" Wen Xiu ordered.
Soon, several eunuchs and maids hurried up, found a stretcher, and carried Emperor Xiao up. Wen Xiu led the way at home, found a carriage, and sent Ming Lang and his party out of the palace.
By the time we arrived at the National Pavilion, it was already dusk.
The National Pavilion seemed to have been well prepared. When the distinguished guests arrived, they all lined up to greet them. Everyone was smiling and attentive, which made several people who had been suffering from neglect and humiliation unconsciously breathe a sigh of relief.
I can finally take a break!
However, as soon as they returned to their respective rooms, they heard someone arguing outside.
"I told you not to kill this bald donkey! You see, he has no hair on his head, and he looks like a fucking dead mule! Will the meat taste good?"
Ming Lang was looking in the mirror and arranging his frizzy and crooked wig. When he heard this, he turned around suddenly. The wig was too heavy and fell to the ground with a "snap".
This time, the bald area on the top of the head is completely exposed!
Outside, the two people quarreling became louder, and they kept hearing talk about bald donkeys and mules having sex, which made him angry. He rushed out, pointed at the two people and shouted: "Shut up!"
"Ouch! I'm sorry! I surprised you, noble man!" The two quarreling palace ladies apologized with playful smiles, "Noble man, don't blame me, let's go quarrel somewhere else!"
The two of them left as soon as they could, and after walking a few steps, they arrived at the door of Mingshu's room and started arguing again.
"I've made a promise to you, I must beat that naughty fox to death today! Otherwise, the entire National Palace will be stinked by her!"
"I know, I know! So does the fox! Doesn't she know how bad she smells? She can't stop moaning while she's still there! She feels so beautiful!"
Ming Shu was sniffing her armpits behind the screen. When she heard this, she felt a rush of anger rushing to her forehead!
She actually looks pretty good, with only one flaw: she has a slight body odor.
For this reason, she always covered herself with strong perfume, thinking that others wouldn't be able to smell it, but she didn't expect that the waiter from the National Pavilion actually dared to poke her sore spot outside her door, and the voice must be as loud as possible, lest others have no idea!
"Beat them to death! Tear their mouths apart!" Ming Shu was so angry that she felt dizzy.
The maid hurriedly went out to drive him away, but to his surprise, he was no longer there. When he looked again, he turned to Dong Wan's room next door.
Dong Wan was lying on the bed with her arms and legs spread out, but Xiao Lin's handsome face kept shaking in front of her eyes. The expression on her face became more and more frivolous. She was just thinking about it when she suddenly heard someone shouting outside: "Hey, I'm not I told you! Don’t use that old hen called Xiaowan for cooking! That chicken is so dirty. I don’t know how many roosters have pecked her! She was almost pecked to death! She’s so disgusting, but she can still Do you want to eat?”
When Dongwan heard the word "small bowl", she jumped up and rushed out, just in time to see the two people standing at the door of King Long's room next door, laughing.
"Did you hear about it? Last night, a prostitute named Longzi went to a brothel to get sex. He boasted about how good he was! As a result, he took off his pants and worked hard for most of the night, and was kicked out by the girl inside! What he said was like a toothpick. It's so fine, even after pricking her all night, she still couldn't get into the harbor, and she still had to force the girl to scream!"
"Is there such a stupid person? Haha! It's so funny!"
The two people winked and laughed.
King Long in the room suddenly felt thousands of toothpicks pricking him, leaving bloody holes all over his body!
Of course, the most piercing thing is the one between his legs!
King Long looked down at himself, his eyes were pricked red, and the blood all over his body was rushing to his fat head!
"What the hell are you talking about!" He was so angry that he wanted to chop those two people into pieces, pierce them with toothpicks and eat them!
The two of them didn't leave this time. When they saw him coming out, they looked confused.
"What's wrong, noble man?"
"My lord, we are talking about our toothpicks, not you! Why do you look so ugly? Could it be..."
