"How courageous do I have to go to my great ancestor? Mr. Wei, what do you mean by this?" Gongsun Jingsheng asked in confusion.
However.
At this moment, Mr. and Mrs. Wei were as confident as a Wenqu star descending to earth, possessed by a wise old man. They said to Gongsun Jingsheng: "Cousin, don't ask, please come with me."
then.
Under Gongsun Jingsheng's suspicious eyes, he was taken to the toilet in the general's mansion.
For a while.
Gongsun Jingsheng was a little confused.
He looked at the guards and asked in confusion: "Are you asking me to go to the toilet? Do you think you can avoid being hunted by the Tingwei?"
After hearing this, Mr. and Mrs. Wei shook his head and said, "It's okay to hide in the toilet. With Tingwei's abilities, he can find you even if he digs three feet in the city of Chang'an."
Talk!
Mr. Wei patted his chest confidently and said, "Cousin, all these toilets can lead to the outside. I think back then, Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, invited Emperor Gaozu to the Hongmen Banquet."
"Do you know how Gaozu escaped?"
"I just used the toilet as an excuse to escape from the toilet. I admire your courage for being able to endure the smell of salt."
"I just don't know if my cousin is alive anymore."
After hearing what Mr. and Mrs. Wei said, Gongsun Jingsheng, who was regarded as a cousin, was stunned, and his face turned black.
Let him escape from the toilet?
Then if word gets out, do you want to become a human being...
Immediately, Gongsun Jingsheng said with great resistance: "No, no, no, I absolutely cannot accept this method. At worst, I will be caught by Tingwei and thrown into prison. Anyway, my aunt is the current queen, what should I be afraid of?"
However.
Seeing that he was about to leave, Mr. Wei followed him and muttered: "Okay, cousin, don't be angry, I also have a kind idea."
"After all, the laws of our dynasty were inherited from the Qin Dynasty. Although they are relatively loose, they are still very strict."
"You embezzled the money for recruiting soldiers into the army. With the current emperor's emphasis on the army, I wonder if my aunt can protect my cousin."
Speaking of which.
Gongsun Jingsheng, who was about to throw the curtain away, suddenly stopped.
yes.
What he did was money allocated to the military. With the temper of the current emperor, if he is found out, he will definitely be punished with death. My aunt may not be able to protect herself.
Thinking of this, Gongsun Jingsheng suddenly complained with a black line: "But cousin, this idea you came up with is too bad. How can anyone escape from... filthy things? Who can bear this?" !」
However.
Mr. Wei smiled naively and said, "Yes, didn't I just say that I am paying homage to the Great Ancestor!"
Gongsun Jingsheng heard this.
He stamped his feet angrily and said, "Gaozu is Gaozu, can he be compared to ordinary people? I can't do it anyway!"
"Then I can't think of any other way." Mr. Wei shrugged, pretending to be helpless.
Gongsun Jingsheng was anxious.
After thinking for a long time, he made up his mind and said: "Cousin, remember, you must not tell anyone about this today. Also, watch the exit for me and don't let anyone come in at this time."
Hear this.
Mr. Wei's eyes suddenly lit up and he asked, "Cousin Gongsun, have you made the determination to burn the boat?"
"Um."
Gongsun Jingsheng could only nodded.
at this time.
The naive Wei couple immediately clapped their hands and said, "My cousin is really courageous. If he escapes this time, he will definitely accomplish a lot."
"Shut up and watch the door for me."
Gongsun Jingsheng immediately roared angrily.
then.
After Mr. Wei said "Okay", he obediently went to guard the door for his cousin.
But no one came outside.
Gongsun Jing was heard in the toilet.
He yelled loudly, only to hear him yell cursingly: "Uncle Wei, where did you say it, why can't I find it?"
Mr. and Mrs. Wei heard this.
He hurriedly walked in, and when he saw that cousin Gongsun was covered in filth, he felt sick in his stomach.
"How could it not be found? If there was no exit, how could Emperor Gaozu escape from the Hongmen Banquet hosted by the Overlord of Western Chu?" Mr. and Mrs. Wei were also a little curious.
However.
Gongsun Jingsheng was already in a very bad mood regarding Little Fatty's disbelief, so he immediately cursed: "If you don't believe me, why don't you come down and look for me?"
"Well... forget it then." Mr. Wei wouldn't go down even if he was beaten to death.
And this time.
Gongsun Jingsheng asked: "Who did you hear about Gaozu's escape from the Hongmen Banquet?"
Mr. Wei didn't think much and replied directly: "Brother Huo Guang, he told me that. He also said that the person he admired the most was Liu Bang, the great ancestor of the Han Dynasty. In such a dangerous situation, he could still think of cleaning the toilet. The way to escape is beyond the reach of human beings!"
"It's Huo Guang again..." Gongsun muttered Jingsheng. Suddenly his eyes widened and he said angrily: "Draining the toilet?"
"Yes, clean the toilet!"
At this time, Mr. and Mrs. Wei were still a little confused.
But Gongsun Jingsheng's eyes were filled with tears. He stared at the little fat man and cursed: "Mrs. Wei, you are an ignorant fool. The toilet is a toilet for raising pigs, and you don't raise pigs in the general's house. Where’s the exit?”
Hearing Gongsun Jingsheng's words.
Mr. and Mrs. Wei were also a little embarrassed at this moment, mumbling hesitantly: "Ah, this..."
However.
At this moment, Gongsun Jingsheng was so angry that he immediately rushed towards Mr. and Mrs. Wei without caring about his image, and yelled, "Ahhh, you are so angry with me, you idiot, I am going to kill you!"
See this.
Mr. and Mrs. Wei immediately ran away screaming in fear, fearing that their clean clothes would be touched by cousin Gongsun.
At the same time, he ran and shouted: "Cousin, believe me, I really have good intentions..."
"..."
Before this farce unfolded.
On Huo Guang's side, as soon as he finished talking to Tingwei about the imperial censor Zhang Tang, he was immediately called over by General Wei Qing.
After arriving at the side of General Wei Qing, Huo Guang respectfully shouted: "Uncle."
"Yes." Wei Qing responded, and then said: "Your aunt said that the bowl of noodles given today was good. It was very smooth and comfortable to eat, and the taste was extremely delicious. So my uncle wanted to ask if I could find a recipe for this longevity noodles. Do you want one?"
Huo Guang then smiled and said: "Of course, not only can I give you the recipe, but if the cook in the house is not good at cooking, I can also ask the kitchen here to make it for my aunt. Oh, by the way, where is my aunt? "
Wei Qing smiled elegantly and said, "After eating the noodles, I felt a little sleepy again, so I asked your aunt to take a nap."
"Oh." Huo Guang nodded.
At this moment.
Wei Qing sighed: "I haven't seen your brother in recent days, which makes you feel a little left out."
When Huo Guang heard this, he raised his hands and said, "My brother was arranged by Your Majesty to train troops a few days ago. I am unable to come back today to celebrate my aunt's birthday. Please don't be offended, uncle."
The general then shook his head, waved his hand and said, "What's so strange about this? It's not like I don't know about the disease training."
That's what it says.
But there was still a hint of loneliness in Wei Qing's eyes.
Your Majesty is becoming more and more fond of the Hussars General, so that he, the general, has been guarding Chang'an alone for many years and has not been able to go to the battlefield to lead troops in battles.
Although the champion Hou Huo Qubing is his nephew.
But the main problem is that he hasn't led troops on the battlefield for a long time. Especially for a general with a reputation like his, it felt very uncomfortable to see his nephew repeatedly performing extraordinary feats on the battlefield.
That's not jealousy.
But it was an itch, an itch like a tarsal worm. But he was helpless, just like a big tree suffering from white
Like ants gnawing, God gave the tree growth, but did not give him the itchy hands to brush away.
If Wei Qing were that big tree.
Then Liu Che, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, was high in heaven.
Huo Guang could see the disappointment in the heart of his unrelated uncle at this time, and immediately said: "Don't worry, General, the coming year will be the time when our Han Dynasty will fight to the death with the Huns. Your Majesty will definitely not leave you idle in Chang'an."
Hear Huo Guang's words.
Wei Qing smiled faintly and scolded: "You are such a small talker, when will I, the general, ask you to speak nicely to me?"
"That's it!"
"You were born into poverty and have been running a family for a long time. You are indeed much more sensible than the children in my house. Let Mr. Wei follow you. It seems right. You can learn something good."
When Huo Guang heard what Wei Qing said, his face immediately turned red. He himself couldn't guarantee that the Wei couple would learn anything from him.
The ancients said.
Those who are close to vermilion are black, those who are close to ink are black.
Based on Huo Guang's code of conduct, in the eyes of these old humans from two thousand years ago, I'm afraid it can't be any darker than it is.
But at this time.
The courtyard of the general's residence became noisy.
Grand Servant Sun He and his wife Wei Ru even shouted in the general's palace: "Wei Qing, look at what harm your little bastard has done to my son."
"General Wei, if you don't come out, I will go to your Majesty to complain."
"When the time comes, your precious son's title will be gone. Don't blame me, my brother-in-law, for being ruthless!"
For a while.
The general's palace was extremely noisy, and there was also an unpleasant smell.
Wei Qing naturally heard Grand Servant Sun He's roar, and immediately frowned in displeasure. If Wei Ru hadn't been his sister, there might have been a falling out.
Didn't think much about it.
He walked out, accompanied by Huo Guang.
"Servant Gongsun, my wife has just fallen asleep, so please stop making so much noise," Wei Qing said, trying his best to hold back the temper in his heart.
Your Majesty is busy with everything.
Naturally, he didn't have time to stay in the General's Mansion for much longer. After chatting with Huo Guang for a while, he returned to the palace.
If it weren't for Gongsun He, he would also know this.
presumably.
He didn't dare to shout here either.
However, after hearing what Wei Qing said, Gongsun He and his wife were even more annoyed.
So he didn't care that the general was his brother-in-law and scolded him directly: "Aren't you happy yet? Look at your big son, you tricked my son into the cesspool and made him covered in filth. "
Wei Ru's voice was softer, but she still echoed: "Brother, I'm not talking about you as a sister. How did you discipline Uncle Wei? Look at how much you bullied my son."
However, Wei Qing was confused at this moment and didn't understand what happened.
immediately.
He then asked, "Servant Gongsun, what's going on?"
"What's going on? It's not your guard who tricked my son into jumping into the pit by saying that the toilet can lead to the outside." Gongsun He recounted the course and development of the incident with extreme anger.
Although Gongsun He was only in the ninth rank, he followed the current emperor very early.
When Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was still the crown prince, Gongsun He was the crown prince's successor.
On qualifications.
Gongsun He is older than Wei Qing. In terms of dignity, his wife is Wei Qing's sister and the current queen's sister. She is no worse than Wei Qing.
After Wei Qing listened to what Gongsun He said, he almost understood what happened.
immediately.
Then he asked doubtfully: "Isn't my nephew Jingsheng very smart? How could he be deceived by my son Wei and his wife?"
Suddenly.
The attention of the entire audience began to focus on the dirty and smelly Gongsun Jingsheng.
At this moment.
Gongsun Jingsheng pointed at Huo Guang and said, "It's him. Mr. Wei said he reported me to Tingwei."
, I lost my sense of proportion and believed Mr. Wei’s words. "
In an instant.
Huo Guang was stunned. He didn't expect that there was something about him involved?
Good guy!
Immediately, under the glare of everyone and the anger of the Gongsun family, Huo Guang snorted coldly: "What a joke, when did I report you to Tingwei? How come I didn't know about this?"
"Then I don't know. Mrs. Wei said you reported it!" At this moment, Gongsun Jingsheng was like a poisonous snake, biting Huo Guang with all his strength.
This made Huo Guang helpless.
However, Wei Qing understood the righteousness better, so he immediately sent someone to find Wei and his wife.
But now that Mr. Wei knew that he had caused trouble, he was also very afraid.
When people asked him why he said that Huo Guang reported to Tingwei, he immediately defended: "I saw my old cousin talking to Tingwei outside the house, and at the same time he pointed at his cousin, so I thought that he had something to do with Tingwei. Reported the matter."
At this time.
As a mother, Wei Ru stared at Huo Guang and said, "You are a country boy. I, the Wei family, treat you very well. Why should I report it to Tingwei!"
"Auntie, I did have contact with Tingwei today, but that was because they were reducing the publicity to investigate the case of Zhang Tang, the censor. My aunt also knows about this matter, and His Majesty asked Tingwei to investigate that day." Huo Guang said There was a sudden pause.
He finally discovered a problem.
then.
Then he said again: "No, what should I report to Wei Ting? Did cousin Jingsheng do something shameful?"
For a while.
His eyes returned to the stinky Gongsun Jingsheng again.
Perhaps because he was afraid that Little Fatty Dunwei and his wife would say the wrong thing, he spoke first: "Mom, father, uncle, it's like this. I had an affair with a singer from Chang'an Le a few days ago. I was afraid that you would object, so I Broken off again."
Hear this.
Everyone suddenly became enlightened.
turn out to be.
This guy did something evil. As the saying goes, if you don't do something bad, you won't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door.
No wonder Gongsun Jingsheng got such bad retribution.
For a while.
Gongsun He and Wei Ru, the couple, also looked a little worried.
He immediately scolded Mr. and Mrs. Wei: "Nephew Mr. and Mrs. Wei, even if my son is wrong, why did you harm him and take him to the toilet?"
At this moment, Mr. Wei glanced at Huo Guang timidly, and then said, "Didn't I hear from cousin Huo Guang that the great ancestor escaped from Xiang Yu's Hongmen Banquet from the toilet? I had good intentions to let my cousin escape. ..”
However.
While Mr. Wei was talking, his father, the general, had already kicked him.
At the general's residence.
Then the familiar yet unfamiliar sound of Mr. and Mrs. Wei's pig killing also sounded.
...
...
A few days later, no jokes about Gongsun Jingsheng circulated in Chang'an City.
Because General Wei Qing and the Gongsun family mobilized their energy to seal the matter, no more people knew about it.
This matter was forgotten in a corner of history.
And this day.
In accordance with His Majesty's request, Huo Guang wanted to select a great Confucian from the various schools of Confucianism through comparison and discussion to serve as the teacher of the future prince of the Han Dynasty.
then.
He first came to Xiaqiu Jianggong's house and knocked on the door.
Not a moment later.
Then she saw the snow-white skinned Jiang Wanqiu sticking her head out. When she saw it was Huo Guang, she was surprised and said, "Hey, why is it you? You deceived my grandpa last time, and you still dare to come!"
