Seeing this, Sang Qian could only shake his head at Huo Guang and said, "If she doesn't play, there's nothing we can do. Let's just play."
Not playing?
Then two people can’t play Landlord!
When Huo Guang thought of this, he immediately smiled and said, "Brother Sang Qian, you don't care about common people. Do masters and servants have different opinions?"
Sang Qian immediately shook his head and said, "What are you talking about, Huo Yilang? I, Sang Qian, am also a commoner, so what should I care about? If the master and servant have anything else, I don't think it's as important as your general's office."
When Huo Guang heard this, he immediately nodded and said: "Since Brother Sang Qian doesn't care about this, that's fine. I think it's better to ask the maid who just studied ink to come over. I think she is quite smart and she should be able to understand it soon. How to play this game?"
"You mean... Xiang'er?"
Sang Qian frowned and shouted, "Xianger, come here quickly."
"promise."
then.
Xiang'er, the maid, came over.
At this time, Sang Qian motioned to Xiang'er to kneel aside and said, "Come, Xiang'er, play these card games with me and Huo Yilang. Huo Yilang praises you for being smart, I think you will be able to play this soon." ".five
Xiang'er immediately frowned and said, "I still have things to do, I'm afraid I don't have time..."
Sang Qian waved his hand and said, "Hey, it's okay. I'll talk to my mother later. You can put your matter aside for now. No one will blame you."
"promise..."
Xiang'er could only agree.
At this time, Huo Guang began to introduce the rules of landlord fighting to the two.
But there is a problem at this time.
How should he introduce farmers and landowners to these two people?
After thinking about it.
I found this difficult to explain.
Huo Guang decided to change the name directly and describe the Landlord fight as two children fighting an adult.
"Now, let's randomly draw three cards from the cards, and deal out the remaining cards one by one until all are dealt out, seventeen cards each. The three cards drawn immediately are the adult cards. Let's grab the adults now. If you use me as your host, I will rob you first. Do you want to rob me?"
Huo Guang dealt the cards and introduced the gameplay to the two of them.
Because it was the first time for both of them to play.
so.
They didn't quite understand, so they just shook their heads and said they didn't want to rob the landlord.
then.
The three cards fell into Huo Guang's hands. At this time, Huo Guang said to Sang Qian and Xiang'er: "Now you two are in the same camp, and I belong to the enemy camp. If you two want to beat me, one of you must play the cards first." over."
"Xian'er, you are in a defensive position and must watch my moves at all costs."
"Now, let me tell you the rules and sizes of cards. A single card of three is the smallest, a king is the highest, a double card of two is the highest, a pair of three is the smallest, three cards with the same number can be single or double..."
Later, Huo Guang taught the two of them while he was playing.
Both of them are actually smart people.
Especially Xiang'er performed best. He quickly figured out the rules of the game and even watched the cards played by Huo Guang, a big landowner.
But after all, they are both beginners.
He couldn't beat Huo Guang in the first few games. When the landlord changed later, Huo Guang and Xiang'er were in the same camp.
This Xiang'er deliberately let Sang Qian off, and Sang Qian passed all the cards he could watch every time.
So Huo Guang immediately shouted: "Hey, Xiang'er, this is not right. They were all let go by the landlords. Oh no, they were all let go by the adults. You let them go on purpose."
Xiang'er smiled shyly and said, "I just played, you don't know how to do it yet!"
"Ha..." Huo Guang immediately rolled his eyes and said, "You were so good at guarding me just now."
When Xiang'er heard this, she just covered her mouth and smiled without saying a word.
soon.
After a few rounds of playing cards, I have almost mastered the simple and easy-to-play card game of Landlord.
I’ll play it later, it will inevitably be a bit more
Laughter.
But at this time, someone from the palace came over and issued an edict, asking Lang Huoguang to come into the palace.
presumably.
It was Sang Hongyang who came to the palace to plead guilty and made a mistake, so he told Huo Guang what he had done today.
So this edict.
Huo Guang knew without guessing that inviting him in, not to ask questions, but to hold him accountable.
But this is exactly what Huo Guang wants to achieve.
then.
Huo Guang stood up and said goodbye to Sang Qian: "Brother Sang Qian, your Majesty's order is with you. I have to enter the palace first. Let's play this card game another day."
Sang Qian also stood up to see him off and said, "Huo Yilang, go slowly."
Watching Huo Guang leave.
Sang Qian let out a disappointed sigh and said to himself: "How come I have to go to the palace to see His Majesty when I'm having fun? It's good now, three are missing and one is missing, so there is no time to play."
However.
When she heard her brother's regretful voice, Sang Meiren put down the black and white pieces in her hand, and said with a smile: "There is no shortage, there is a nuisance left, I will take his place."
"You, little sister?" Sang Qian glanced at his sister with disgust and said, "Do you know how to play? I have to tell you the rules. It's really troublesome."
However.
But Sang Meiren said: "Sang Qian, I don't want you to tell me the rules. I listened to the gameplay that that annoying guy just said!"
"Come and play, don't be too restless!"
"Xian'er, come on, come on, deal the cards..."
then.
After a while, because she had just started to play this game, Sangmei lost every time she got the farmer card.
Immediately he complained dissatisfiedly: "Why do you have to play your cards first when you have three more cards than us? Isn't this fair?"
Xiang'er immediately said: "How about the young lady grabs the adult card next?"
"Okay!" After Sang Meiren said this, she immediately said to Sang Qian: "Sang Qian, you are not allowed to compete with me for the adult card."
"Ah, don't grab it, don't grab it..."
So she got the adult card as she wished, but unfortunately she still lost to Sang Qian and Xiang'er.
Immediately.
Sang Meiren talked about Huo Guang's problem again and said: "There is something wrong with the card game designed by this disgusting devil. It is not reasonable at all. Why should an adult only take three more cards and have to be dealt with by two children? This is not fair."
At this time.
Sang Qian pressed his nose and said, "Little sister, let's just ask, is there a possibility that you don't know how to play?"
Sang Meiren: "..."
...
...
After entering the palace.
Huo Guang stood outside the palace gate, waiting for the eunuch who entered the palace to inform him that His Majesty allowed him to enter.
at this time.
Looking at these buildings, Huo Guang suddenly realized.
No wonder the palace looked so familiar to me the first two times I came here. It turns out that this is the place where Pu Tian first invited him to eat cannonball!
"well..."
Huo Guang sighed.
After a while.
The eunuch came out and said to Huo Guang, "Huo Yilang, you can go in."
"good."
Huo Guang nodded and walked in.
Step into the palace.
Huo Guang finally saw Liu Che, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, who was wearing twelve black crowns, dark yellow crown clothes, and red lower skirts.
Um...
Uncle Putian!
But at this moment, Huo Guang did not dare to call him uncle, so he had to salute him first and say: "Yi Lang Huo Guang, pay homage to your majesty."
now.
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, Liu Che, was in a high position. With some doubts in his eyes, he asked: "Huo Guang, why do you want to threaten Sang Hongyang in my name? Are you saying that I want to punish him with death?"
Regarding this accusation of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty.
Huo Guang had already thought of a way to deal with it
He immediately replied: "Your Majesty, Huo Guang did this because he had no choice but to do so!"
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty immediately frowned and asked, "Is it a last resort?"
"Yes, we have no choice!" Huo Guang nodded and continued: "The salaries of ministers and other officials are all paid by the people. It is said that the people are easy to abuse, but the heaven is hard to bully. Your Majesty is the father of the king, and we are also the ministers."
"If someone wants to deceive God, I, as a councilor, have no edict and cannot see His Majesty. It will be really distressing."
"That's why I came up with this bad idea. I hope your majesty will forgive me."
A few words came out.
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty relaxed his frown slightly.
even.
He also began to recite what Huo Guang had just said, saying: "It is easy for the people to abuse me, but it is hard for God to bully me. I am a king and father, and you are a minister..."
"I am happy to hear this."
"alright."
"You can tell me why you came to see me!"
When Huo Guang heard this, he immediately took out a scroll of slips from his arms and said, "Your Majesty, I want to impeach the master of Princess Guantao, Dong Yan. This son is a big thief. He has tarnished the innocence of the royal family and seduced the palace. His crime is Should be punished."
"What's worse!"
"This Dong Yan actually entangles His Majesty's cockfighting and lackeys every day, hunts and kicks, enjoys the pleasure of dogs and horses, desires the eyes and ears, engages in evil and wasteful ways, and avoids evil ways!"
"This is an act that endangers the country and the country of Han Dynasty, and the guilt is even greater than the former!"
Because paper was invented not long ago, although it has been circulated in Chang'an City, most of the official documents are still slips.
no way.
These will slowly change over time.
After listening to Huo Guang's words, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty Liu Che narrowed his eyes. There was even more confusion in his expression, thinking how could Huo Guang impeach Dong Yan for no reason?
To know.
He and Dong Yan are not in conflict with each other.
Oh, no.
There is another possibility.
Thinking of this, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty Liu Che's eyes lit up, and he immediately waved to Sang Hongyang on the side and said: "Sang Shizhong, please step aside first. I want to have a good chat with Huo Yilang."
"promise."
Sang Hongyang bowed and left the palace.
certainly.
Before exiting, he did not forget to glare at Huo Guang fiercely, as if to say, you are really nothing.
If you want to see His Majesty, you should have told me earlier.
What are you doing to harm me?
certainly.
These are just Huo Guang guessing what Sang Hongyang is thinking at this time!
After Sang Hongyang withdrew, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty Liu Che asked: "Huo Guang, you and Dong Yan don't know each other, right? Why do you want to impeach an unknown person? I just thought about it and found that the only possibility is, It’s the disagreement between Prime Minister Li Cai and Yushi Zhang Tang.”
"Because Dong Yan has good relations with Prime Minister Li's family, you are going to impeach him, right?"
"Don't think that if I send you to accompany Zhang Tang to the Kingdom of Zhao, you will become one of Zhang Tang's people."
"I don't like this, you know?"
When I heard this.
Huo Guang was confused at first, and then broke out in a cold sweat.
Faction war?
Good guy.
How could His Majesty think of factional fighting? Zhang Tang is one of the three princes, and Prime Minister Li Cai is the leader of hundreds of officials. What does the confrontation between these two big shots have to do with me, a young man with a salary of six hundred stone?
Moreover, he didn't know that Dong Yan was on good terms with Prime Minister Li Cai. If he knew this, he would never agree to Dongfang Shuo even to death.
But that's not the point.
The key is!
Your Majesty has doubts about him, what should you do...
Think of this.
Without saying a word, Huo Guang directly chose to sell Dongfang Shuo and said, "Back to Your Majesty, the reason why I am impeaching Your Majesty should be attributed to Dongfang Shuo who was demoted to a commoner."
"Dongfang Shuo?"
Mentioning the Empress Dongfang Shuo who dared to urinate anywhere in his palace last time.
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty had a touch of anger on his face.
This guy!
Anywhere is fine.
He is just too crazy and dares to do anything outrageous.
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty Liu Che looked at Huo Guang and asked, "Dongfang Shuo? What does this matter have to do with Dongfang Shuo?"
Huo Guang said: "Dongfang Shuo told me that Dong Yan was entangled with His Majesty every day, fighting cocks and running dogs, hunting and kicking, enjoying the pleasure of dogs and horses, consuming the desires of his ears and eyes, doing evil and wasting his way, and avoiding the evil." road."
"After hearing this, I said."
"I am afraid that the wise and powerful Emperor of the Han Dynasty will be bewitched by monsters and bring harm to the world, so I have come to risk my life to remonstrate..."
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was impatient and cursed angrily: "Huo Guang, don't get involved with crazy people like Dongfang Shuo. Otherwise, no matter how talented you are, you will be just like him."
"What is this called..."
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty rubbed his forehead, and for a moment, he seemed to have forgotten how to describe it.
Huo Guang respectfully added: "Does Your Majesty want to say that those who are close to vermillion are red and those who are close to ink are black?"
"Yes!" Liu Che, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, nodded and said, "That's it, you...forget it, someone comes and summons that crazy Dongfang Shuo into the palace."
"promise."
then.
After a long time.
Dongfang Shuo was also ordered to enter the palace by Liu Che, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, and was scolded by Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty.
However.
However, Dongfang Shuo began to explain Dong Yan's guilt one by one with tears in his eyes, which was more specific than what Huo Guang had listed before.
Even Liu Che, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, could not refute.
But eventually.
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty still had no intention of dealing with Dong Yan. He just rewarded Huo Guang and Dongfang Shuo with thirty kilograms of gold and sent them away.
It's real gold.
Rather than the street stall literature saying that the gold rewarded by the emperor of the Han Dynasty was all bronze and iron.
There was still a lot of gold in the Han Dynasty.
Of course, its purity cannot be compared to the purity of gold in later generations.
After leaving the palace gate.
Huo Guang looked at the horseshoe gold in his hand, and with some curiosity, he picked up one and put it in his mouth and bit it.
At this moment.
Dongfang Shuo laughed and said, "Why would Huo Yilang put this thing in his mouth and bite it?"
When Huo Guang heard this, he immediately put it back on the plate and said calmly: "Ah, it is our custom here to take a bite of gold and look at it."
"Oh? There is still this custom!" Dongfang Shuo said curiously, and then sighed: "What a pity that Your Majesty did not listen to the advice of you and me today and did not want to deal with that Dong Yan!"
However.
Huo Guang smiled faintly and said, "Dongfang Shuo, Dongfang Shuo, although you are older than me, there are some things you can't always understand!"
Dongfang Shuo was puzzled and asked, "What does Huo Yilang mean when he said this?"
Huo Guang shook his head and grumbled: "It doesn't mean anything. I just want to remind you not to treat His Majesty as a fool. Isn't the reason why you don't deal with Dong Yan just to silence Princess Guantao?"
"Stop Princess Guantao's mouth?" As smart as Dongfang Shuo was, he didn't think through the logic for a while.
I want to impeach Dong Yan, isn’t it because of Dong Yan and Princess Guantao’s affair, which ruined the royal ethos of the Han Dynasty!
With this precedent, if all the royal princesses use it in the future, wouldn't it be infamy for thousands of years?
However.
Huo Guang continued to explain at this moment: "It's very simple, Mr. Dongfang, think about it, how did your Majesty succeed in ascending to the throne in the first place? How did he treat Princess Guantao's daughter? Princess Guantao made such a fuss over this matter in the first place. Don’t stop.”
"you guess..."
"Why did Princess Guantao keep silent later?"
In fact, Huo Guang had also
He didn't think about this, but when he ordered Dongfang Shuo, the Han emperor casually mentioned the daughter of Princess Guantao.
That was the one before Queen Wei.
thus!
Only then did I think of these.
Finished.
Huo Guang patted Dongfang Shuo's tall shoulder and said with a smile: "Mr. Dongfang, it seems that your shooting ability is not very good. I have something to do, so I will go back first."
After laughing twice.
Huo Guang said goodbye to Dongfang Shuo, got on the carriage and went directly back to the restaurant.
And he just came back.
Fu San and Mrs. Qin walked towards Huo Guang together. Fu San even said in horror: "Sir, we have a big shot here!"
"Big shot? Who?" Huo Guang asked with a frown.
At this time.
Bu San turned his gaze to the old woman Qin and said, "Let me tell you!"
then.
Old woman Qin then replied: "It's Princess Pingyang. She came to our place to have fun. Look at the singers I brought here."