Who is Dongfang Shuo? He is the most crazy person in the Han Dynasty, and he is very wild.
Although the Han Dynasty was not as strict in controlling marriages as in later dynasties, it was still a lifelong event, right?
This Dongfang Shuo is quite good.
Wife changes every year.
It is simply too much to marry a beautiful and young woman every year.
besides.
After drinking too much, he went to the emperor's palace to urinate...
Not to mention Huo Guang, even his brother Huo Qubing would not dare to behave like this!
But even so.
Why hasn't your Majesty executed him yet?
There is only one reason, he is too smart. Even Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty said that if he hadn't acted too crazy, no one of the officials around him could compare with Dongfang Shuo.
After Huo Guang revealed Dongfang Shuo's identity, Fusan was so frightened that he lost his mind and said, "Sir, I didn't know, I didn't know he was Doctor Dongfang!"
Huo Guang raised his eyebrows and asked, "Do you know now?"
"I understand now, Young Master." Fu San said with a somewhat aggrieved look.
Huo Guang then nodded and said, "Now that I know, let's loosen my grip!"
"Oh."
Bu San nodded repeatedly and immediately untied Dongfang Shuo.
After being untied, Dongfang Shuo picked up the offered peach, wiped it with his clothes, and ate it without saying a word.
He only glanced at Huo Guang once or twice with a joking look.
He doesn't speak?
Huo Guang was not in a hurry to speak, he just picked up the portrait of Duke Dong and looked at it.
be honest.
During the Han Dynasty, few people seemed to know about the mythical figure Dongwang Gong.
Only a few people like Miaomiao, like Dongfang Shuo, can worship.
I wonder if he is an ancestor of the Dongfang Shuo family.
After all, many of the so-called gods before the Han Dynasty were mostly worshiped in temples built in the first dynasty or after the death of famous people in the same dynasty, and passed down orally.
Then it slowly became a myth.
Looking at the portrait of Duke Dong, Huo Guang shook his head, and then said to Bu San: "Go, get some paper and pen and ink."
"Yes, sir."
When Bu San saw Dongfang Shuo eating peaches, he ignored his previous offense and immediately felt relieved.
Soon.
He took the pen, ink and paper, and then grinded the ink for the young master.
Huo Guang closed his eyes and meditated for a while, then picked up the brush and started sketching on the paper.
soon.
An ink painting is complete.
Then I felt that many people might not be able to understand the meaning of the painting alone, so I added a few large seal characters to the painting.
Finish these.
He handed the picture to Bu San and said, "Go and put it on the wall. From now on, we will worship this in the restaurant. We will not worship the Duke of the East or the Queen Mother of the West."
Bu San took the picture and looked at it.
The person was stunned.
If this thing is posted on the wall, wouldn't it be intentional to offend people?
immediately.
He stole a glance at Dongfang Shuo, and then said: "Sir, is this bad? You are still alive!"
Huo Guang said, "What do you mean, the gods are all dead, right?"
"No, sir, I..."
Fu San wanted to explain, but Huo Guang interrupted: "You can post it as you please. Where did you get all this nonsense!"
"I understand, Master." Bu San replied.
then.
At Huo Guang's urging, Fu San got a bowl of powder paste, put some on the back of the portrait, and then stuck it on the wall.
Dongfang Shuo finished eating the peach and returned the peach core to its original place of worship.
Just right.
Come over and see what Huo Guang is painting.
After seeing it for the first time, I was stunned.
Then!
He stroked his beard, laughed loudly, and said: "What a picture of "Dongfang Shuo stealing peaches", Huo Yilang, you can recognize me even before I tell myself my family name." Could it be that you have seen me? "
Huo Guang shook his head and said, "I haven't seen it before."
"Never seen it before?" Dongfang Shuo immediately frowned and said, "Then how do you recognize me?"
Huo Guang smiled and said, "Although I have never seen him before, at least Mr. Dongfang is also under the command of the doctor. Even if I have never seen him, I will not be as good as Dongfang Shuo, the nine-foot-three-inch tall and bohemian doctor of Taizhong." You don’t even know him, right?”
Face these words.
Dongfang Shuo shook his head with rare melancholy and said, "If you say I'm crazy, then you're just crazy. It's very unpleasant to be uninhibited."
What?
Crazy sounds better than bohemian?
Huo Guang frowned and looked at this legendary figure of the Han Dynasty. After thinking about it, he decided to forget it.
for this guy.
It cannot be understood by normal people's thinking. The genius is on the left and the madman is on the right.
Dongfang Shuo is both on the left and on the right.
Huo Guang thought for a while and then asked: "If Doctor Dongfang wants to see me for something, why don't you just ask for a meeting? Why do you want to make such a fuss!"
"No, I have been demoted to a commoner by His Majesty. How can I still be a great doctor?"
Dongfang Shuo said, sighing to himself again.
This is what it looks like.
It feels like how frustrated I am.
Huo Guang said calmly: "You deserve it!"
When Dongfang Shuo heard this, he became very angry and asked, "Why is Huo Yilang gloating about my being demoted to a commoner?"
Huo Guang shrugged and replied: "Who told you to drink too much and relieve yourself in the palace? This is a taboo thing. Not to mention you Dongfang Shuo, even the young prince has never done it."
"Your Majesty is extremely gracious by not killing you."
"Not to mention being demoted to a commoner."
"I said you deserve it, am I wrong?"
It is nothing new that Dongfang Shuo was impeached and demoted to a commoner by officials because he drank too much and urinated anywhere in the palace.
that time.
Different versions were also spread in Chang'an City.
but!
At that time, Huo Guang was in Zhao State, accompanying Zhang Tang on the case!
It’s better to come back and listen to what Mr. Wei, a busybody, has to say.
After hearing what Huo Guang said, Dongfang Shuo nodded and said, "Yes, your Majesty is very kind to me, but he is very indulgent to some people!"
"Sooner or later, this will destroy the foundation of my Han Dynasty!"
"Huo Yilang is a smart man. He can tell at a glance that I have come to see you for something."
"Maybe you can guess why I'm here?"
Are you saying you are extra indulgent to others? This is envy and jealousy!
Why else should we destroy the foundation of the great man!
That's a bit of a stretch.
So Huo Guang shook his head and said, "Mr. Dongfang, please speak directly if you have anything to say. I don't have your ability to do divination with your hands."
At this time.
Dongfang Shuo asked calmly: "Does Huo Yilang know about Dong Yan, the protagonist of Princess Guantao?"
"Dong Yan?" Huo Guang frowned.
He had heard of this man, but had nothing to do with him.
and!
The other party's background is not small. To be honest, Huo Guang would not easily offend such a person, nor would he make friends with such a person.
After all, we still have to open our doors for business.
As for why Dongfang Shuo emphasizes the three characters of protagonist?
The reason is that during the Han Dynasty, many powerful widowed women would raise some good-looking pretty boys for the reason of raising them as sons, but in fact they were looking for male favorites for themselves.
This Dong Yan is Princess Guantao's male favorite.
even!
Later historians traced back to the fact that princesses mostly had sex with men
The beginning of the affair ended with Princess Guantao.
But then again.
Although the Han Dynasty was relatively open in this regard, the strange thing is that adultery was very serious according to the laws of the Han Dynasty, especially for those princes and nobles.
If the emperor knew about the affair, he would be frightened and commit suicide without the emperor's order.
After Huo Guang thought for a moment, he looked at Dongfang Shuo and asked, "I have nothing to do with Dong Yan, why mention him?"
Dongfang Shuo put away the smile on his face and replied with a rare serious look: "Your Majesty is in the prime of his life. He needs to focus on the Six Classics and pay attention to national affairs. Dong Yan is actually entangled in this problem every day. His majesty fights cocks and dogs, hunts and kicks, gives pleasure to dogs and horses, and excites the desires of the ears and eyes. He pursues evil and wasteful ways, and avoids the evil ways. He is really a great thief of the country and a great harm to the country!"
"That's the only one."
"That's enough to kill him a thousand times!"
Dongfang Shuo's meaning is very simple.
The trouble you, Dong Yan, had with Princess Guantao didn't bother him. But now, he actually led the Emperor of Han to evil, so he, a human minister, couldn't bear it anymore.
He wants to impeach this man.
Having said this, all problems become clear.
Not long ago.
Dongfang Shuo drank too much in the palace and urinated at will. He was impeached by the officials and demoted to a commoner.
A common man still wants to impeach others?
Go ahead and dream!
Since he couldn't be impeached, he could only find someone to impeach him. For example, now, he was eyeing Huo Guang. This is also the only person he can see. Most others know that this guy is acting crazy and don't want to see him at all.
Coupled with Dongfang Shuo's age, the highest official career he could achieve was that of Taizhong doctor.
His official position was not high, and he could not visit the officials in the court. To put it bluntly, in the eyes of Sangong and Jiuqing, this guy is just a actor.
What does actor mean?
In other words, they are clowns, dwarfs who specialized in making people happy in ancient times.
Um.
Dongfang Shuo is not a dwarf, he is very tall.
But his behavior was so crazy that others regarded him as a actor, including Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, who angrily scolded his advice as the words of a actor.
then.
Under various circumstances, Dongfang Shuo approached Huo Guang.
But at this moment, Huo Guang was not very happy. He even said with an ugly face: "Dongfang Shuo, you want me to impeach Dong Yan? You are crazy and I am not crazy. Why bother with this trouble? Behind me is the pavilion. Princess Tao, I am the emperor’s aunt, am I sick?”
Huo Guang was particularly cautious in what he said.
Things that offend people.
It would be better to do less. Although he has offended many people, they are not relatives of the emperor.
Dongfang Shuo heard this and sighed calmly: "I saw Huo Yilang acting very coolly, and thought he was just like me! Unexpectedly, he turned out to be a timid person, and he didn't even dare to impeach him?"
Huo Guang heard this!
Then he shook his head and refuted: "Bullshit, Dongfang Shuo, I'm not talking about you. It's just such a useless thing, why should I do it?"
"I seek fame, fortune, fame, and everything except fame!" "
"You don't give me anything, and you just want me to do things for you. You are so good at nothing!"
When Dongfang Shuo heard this, he just frowned, seeming to be thinking about something.
a long time.
He leaned over and said softly: "Huo Yilang, let me tell you something. If you think it is possible, then help me. If not, I will find another way!"
Huo Guang frowned slightly and said, "What's going on?"
Dongfang Shuo immediately sighed and said: "This matter was obtained by my divination, and it is openly said to be against the law of heaven. Huo Yilang, please come closer, and I will whisper in my ear."
Huo Guang was a little curious.
But he still put his ear close to listen to his words.
After he said it, Huo Guang's expression was suddenly shocked. He looked at Huo Guang and said, "How do you know this? Oh,
Divination... No, can this be divined? "
However.
Dongfang Shuo smiled slightly and said: "Divination is a mysterious art. It is complicated and mysterious. It is normal that Huo Yilang cannot understand it. But please believe me, I have never been inaccurate in this regard."
It's not that Huo Guang didn't believe what he just told in his ears.
on the contrary!
It was precisely because I believed so much that I was so surprised.
Immediately, Huo Guang told Dongfang Shuo, "Okay, Mr. Dongfang, I will handle Dong Yan's matter for you."
"But there's a problem!"
"I am Yilang, and I can only enter the palace under His Majesty's decree. In this case, how do you want me to impeach you?"
After hearing this question.
Dongfang Shuo burst out laughing. Huo Guang looked confused and asked, "Why are you laughing?"
See this.
Dongfang Shuo then said: "I'm not laughing at anything, I just think Huo Yilang is not crazy enough. Otherwise, with your cunningness, how could you be confused by this?"
sly...
Listening to Dongfang Shuo's words, Huo Guang always felt like he was being cursed.
Normally, shouldn't it be said to be smart?
never mind.
Regardless of this, Huo Guang asked directly: "Mr. Dongfang, please give me a hint!"
So Dongfang Shuo mentioned a person and said calmly: "This matter is simple, just ask the attendant Sang Hongyang."
During the period of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, servants could directly enter the palace to meet the emperor, which was much more convenient than Huo Guang.
The only drawback is that there is no formal official establishment.
After thinking about it for a while, Huo Guang nodded and said, "I understand, I will do this, and Mr. Dongfang can go back in peace. By the way, one more thing, I am not epileptic in the first place, thank you."
Expulsion order.
Dongfang Shuo then handed him over and left.
Watching Dongfang Shuo leave, Huo Guang gradually fell into deep thought, wondering how to impeach him and how to talk to Sang Hongyang.
At this moment.
Bu San asked: "Master, are you really going to impeach Dong Yan? Although I am in a low position, I also know who cannot be offended in Chang'an City, and Dong Yan is one of them. Master, please be careful."
Huo Guang immediately nodded and said, "Don't worry, will I do anything to make you suffer?".
"What's more!"
"It's just a male favorite. I don't even bother to look at such a person. He can't harm me!"
"Okay, Bu San, you can take care of the restaurant business in peace."
"I want to go to Sang Shizhong's place."
After saying that, Huo Guang left the restaurant and took a carriage to Sang Mansion.
After telling the servants at the gate of Sang Mansion that they wanted to see Lang Jun, they ran to report Sang Hongyang.
only.
When Sang Hongyang heard that Huo Guang was coming, he immediately remembered that his family had been defrauded of half a million yuan, and said angrily: "No, this talented but unscrupulous thing has defrauded me of half a million yuan. I won't pay it back." Come back, I just can’t see you!”
then.
The servant passed the words back and said, "Huo Yilang, our husband said that if we don't return the five hundred thousand, we won't see you again!"
Half a million?
You can still spit out what you put into your mouth!
Anyway, it is impossible for Huo Guang to pay it back.
immediately.
Huo Guang then smiled and said, "Then please tell me, Alang Sangqian, that I have enclosed a piece of land outside the city, and he can raise whatever fish, insects, birds and beasts he wants."
"Oh, don't worry."
"I won't leave, I'll just wait outside the Sang Mansion."
