Huo Guang didn't know much about Zhu Maichen. However, in my previous life, I did know an idiom related to him.
——It’s hard to collect water!
It is said that when he was young, his wife Ji Shi thought he was poor and secretly approached a matchmaker to find a man who could do carpentry work for her to propose marriage. When the matter was almost settled, Mrs. Cui forced Zhu Maichen to write a letter of divorce.
Sometimes!
Divorce is really not a bad thing.
No, after the impoverished Zhu Maichen was forced to write a letter of divorce, he met a noble man within two years. He quickly got the opportunity, and was appreciated by Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, and he began to prosper.
However!
As soon as he became the governor of Kuaiji, the Cui family knew about it. I thought to myself, how could my current carpenter husband compare to the prefect?
So Cui had a sweet dream about the prefect's wife again, and went back to find Zhu Maichen.
same day.
Zhu Maichen, who was riding a tall horse, looked at Cui with unkempt hair and bare feet, and was naturally not interested. Then someone brought a basin of water and poured it on the ground, telling Cui that if the water poured on the ground could be recovered, he would allow Cui to come back.
Can water be recovered if it is spilled on the ground?
It’s definitely not possible!
When Cui heard this, she felt ashamed and then lost her mind.
This thing? If it were placed in an online article, it would be considered a cool article. But now it feels a bit painful for Huo Guang.
My current mentality is that I don’t want to cause trouble.
But sometimes?
Trouble doesn't mean that if you don't cause it, it won't bother you!
Huo Guang was also speechless!
Mr. and Mrs. Wei obviously called him an old man, so why did the old man call him a little bastard?
After all, he is a prime minister with a long history!
At that time, he was also in the position of Jiuqing. Can he be more qualified in his speech?
never mind!
Since you asked for it, don't blame me for using the Zaun way of greeting you.
Turn back!
He glanced at Zhu Shanluo and Zhu Maichen, father and son.
As soon as his eyes moved, Huo Guang thought of something interesting.
He pretended to cough twice, cleared his throat, and shouted: "Zhu Changshi, this Alang next to you should be your son Zhu Shanlu, right?"
"Nonsense!" Zhu Maichen snorted lightly.
I thought that the angry young man in front of me, Old General Li Guang, would be able to say something embarrassing.
The result was unexpected.
That's it? Ah...
It's so ordinary. How can he be as happy as when he was poor and down and out, and scolded the village women in the countryside.
However, Zhu Maichen was not allowed to think too much.
Huo Guang asked again: "Your Majesty, Zhu Shanluo, has a delicate face and is very good-looking."
This way.
Before Zhu Maichen could speak, Mr. and Mrs. Wei spoke first and asked: "Old cousin, this old guy is disrespectful and scolds you. How can you say nice words?"
"Go, go, stop talking nonsense, just watch my performance." Huo Guang scolded his pig teammates impatiently.
And this time!
Prime Minister Shi Zhu Maichen laughed and said, "You should be the champion brother Huo Guang, right? Are you complimenting me?"
"hehe..."
"You may have made a mistake. I don't like to be complimented. To be honest, if I talk like those literati and elegant people in the court, I feel cold if I talk too much. It was the same time when I went up to the mountain to cut firewood, I was so surprised by those peasant women in the village. It feels good to curse."
"If you want to scold me with bad words, just come."
"I won't be offended by your mere words!"
This is? Please scold me...
He thought he was in a good state of mind, right?
OK!
Huo Guang had never seen such a despicable request before. He immediately shook his head and said with a smile: "Zhu Changshi is overthinking. I am neither complimenting you nor scolding you."
"I said your son is good-looking, just like you said the general's sister is the queen. This is a fact!"
"But have you ever thought about a key question..."
"My son is good-looking, yes, but he doesn't look like you!"
As soon as these words came out.
Over there, the expression of the elderly Zhu Maichen's wrinkled face had some subtle changes.
For a while.
He opened his mouth, not knowing how to respond or how to answer.
immediately.
He looked at his son Zhu Shanluo, then at the four children of the Wei family, and immediately said: "Aren't you here to ask for an explanation? This..."
The words are not finished yet.
Huo Guang said again, "Zhu Changshi, there won't be many people who say it doesn't look like it, right?"
In an instant.
Zhu Maichen's dry and wrinkled neck turned red.
The blood is clearly rising!
I saw Zhu Maichen saying tremblingly: "You are a naughty little scoundrel who only knows how to spread rumors and cause trouble. I will ignore your nonsense."
Said.
He waved his long sleeves and walked into the house with his son.
But since Huo Guang opened his mouth, he had no intention of letting it go. Naturally, he continued to shout louder: "Is your lady at home? Do you often stay away from your house?"
"Come on, get out of here, get out of here for this naughty little scoundrel!" Zhu Maichen could no longer maintain his mentality, and immediately called to the guard slaves to drive out the four children of the Wei family.
At this time.
Huo Guang immediately stretched out his hand and said, "Hey, there's no need to send it away, we can leave on our own!"
"Zhu Changshi, it would be more appropriate for your people to be sent to find the madam, otherwise it will not sound good if the matter spreads!"
"Come on, little Weiden, let's go back."
Finished.
Huo Guang took cousin Wei Deng's hand and began to walk outside.
Seeing the four children of the Wei family leaving, Zhu Maichen, as the prime minister, did not dare to do anything to them.
Three of them are Hou, and one is the champion Hou brother.
What can he do?
Under the body.
His handsome-looking son didn't know why his father's eyes were red, so he pulled his father's clothes and asked: "Dad, why are you crying?"
"Cry your mother!" Zhu Changshi, who had always doted on his young son, couldn't bear it anymore and yelled at his son. He was frightened and fell to the ground crying.
However.
Zhu Maichen did not coax the young son, but called his servant and asked: "Where is Madam, where did she die?"
"Mr. Lang, Madam...it seems that she was invited by Madam Li to taste tea at her house." The slave replied.
Hear this.
Zhu Maichen became even more angry, and immediately cursed: "What is a woman doing, going to other people's houses every day? Go and call my wife back, I'm so angry!"
the other side.
Huo Guang and the three brothers from the Wei Mansion got on the carriage after leaving the Zhu Mansion.
All four people crowded into the carriage.
in.
Mr. and Mrs. Wei couldn't help but be curious and asked: "Old cousin, you didn't scold Old Man Zhu, why did he become so angry after saying a few words?"
Huo Guang raised his eyebrows and replied calmly: "The defense is broken!"
"Breaking defense? What do you mean?"
Mr. Wei was very curious and didn't understand the meaning.
However, Huo Guang was too lazy to answer this idiot and said, "Oh, you will understand when you grow up. You are still young, and you don't understand even if I tell you now!"
"Aren't you about the same age as me?" Wei and his wife curled their lips.
Huo Guang ignored him, closed his eyes and began to rest. Soon, when the carriage passed by, Huo Guang called to the driver to stop.
He was going to the restaurant to see if there was any trouble.
When Mr. and Mrs. Wei saw him getting out of the car, they followed him and said to the two brothers in the carriage: "Brother, I'm going to get off the car to go see business with your cousin Huo Guang. You two go back home!"
However.
Wei Buyi and Wei Deng said, "Brother, we also want to follow cousin Huo Guang to see the business together."
"Oops? You are still young, so you don't know much about business. You will know this when you grow up. So you should grow up quickly, and then the three of us brothers and old cousin Huo Guang will do business together!" Mr. Wei imitated. Huo Guang said in the tone just now.
After finishing speaking.
He then chased Huo Guang, following behind him and imitating him in a decent manner.
pity.
After two days, Mr. and Mrs. Wei felt a little bored again, so they didn't bother to follow Huo Guang's tricks. He ran directly to Qingfeng Xiangyin's shop and went to play with Liu Lingling.
And in these two days.
As for the fact that the son of Prime Minister Zhu Maichen, Zhu Shanluo, was not like his father, after the four of them made a fuss, it was completely spread in Chang'an City.
The so-called human words are to be feared.
Good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles, and they spread, so don't talk about it. Even the houses where Mrs. Zhu Maichen often went to drink tea were found out.
Outrageous!
certainly.
This has nothing to do with Huo Guang, and he doesn't bother to care about it.
According to convention.
I take time every day to check on things in the restaurant and prepare for new programs. You can't have singers dancing every day in a restaurant, right?
That's too monotonous.
However, just as Huo Guang was preparing these things, Fu San said to him: "Sir, there are two things I want to tell you."
Huo Guang nodded and said, "Say it!"
Seeing this, Bu San began to speak unhurriedly: "The first thing I discovered is that my close minister Sang Shizhong often comes to our restaurant and even spends a lot of money to chat with some good-looking and famous singers. .”
"Um."
Huo Guang nodded, not paying much attention.
Men.
They are all lustful!
Even if the city of Sang Hongyang is very deep, it is normal for some of his tricks to be hidden.
Seeing that his son had no reaction, Fusan started to say: "The second thing is that some singers are unwilling to perform songs and dances on stage. I asked why, and they told me that there seemed to be something wrong with the silk stockings. "
Problem with silk stockings?
After hearing this, Huo Guang frowned slightly and said, "What question didn't you ask?"
"I asked, and the sisters said that the latest batch of silk stockings have thorns. When you put them on, your legs will be pricked and scratched. After a long time, they will itch unbearably." Bu San replied.
Tickle?
Silk fabric made of silk should be extremely smooth!
How come it hurts the leg?
It's not clothes made of the worst fabrics like linen or kabu.
Huo Guang was a little curious, wondering if the tailor shop owner had deliberately changed the material of the high-priced silk he ordered!
This possibility cannot be ruled out.
then.
He then said to Bu San: "Go, bring those silk stockings, and let me see what the reason is!"
"promise!"
Bu San responded, followed his words, and got all the goods.
Subsequently.
Huo Guang piled them all on the table and looked at them one by one.
In terms of hand feel, it's quite silky, but doesn't feel like much? Why does it scratch when worn on the legs?
Think of this.
He looked down at his legs again. He couldn't try it on himself, could he?
That's so perverted!
Huo Guang immediately shook his head and gave up the thought.
but.
He remembered something about Li Yu, the empress of the Southern Tang Dynasty, who used his face to test whether the toilet chips were smooth.
Li Yu can use his face to wipe his butt with a toilet chip.
Huo Guang thought about touching the silk stockings with his face to see if they were smooth, and there seemed to be no problem.
then!
Then he closed his eyes, picked up the silk and put it on his face to see if it was really like those singers said, with thorns pricking his legs?
Then you won’t know until you try!
This completely silk fabric is so comfortable against the skin. It is definitely not comparable to the lowest quality fabrics such as kabu and linen.
You can try it.
suddenly!
His right eye twitched wildly, as if something serious was coming. It's not strong, but it jumps hard, as if disaster is just around the corner.
So he opened his eyes subconsciously.
I saw.
A slap hit him hard on the face.
"wipe..."
Huo Guang was immediately angry. He was showing off his power outside, but when he returned to his restaurant, he was beaten for no apparent reason. What was this?
then.
He immediately glared at the person who slapped him.
However.
Unexpectedly, the attacker turned out to be a delicate and beautiful girl. His appearance is even better than Dong Xun's.
"is her?"
Huo Guang couldn't help but be surprised. It was the woman he met who got off the carriage of the Sang family's convoy on the way to Dong Laomeng's school in the snow that day.
That day.
He saw this little beauty handing some money to the beggar.
The heart should be kind.
As for why Huo Guang remembers it so clearly? That's not just because of her beauty.
It's like classmates in junior high school or high school. Many years later, you don't know who they are when you meet them. But most people still remember who the most beautiful girl in the class is...
"You are such a naughty scoundrel, you actually put a woman's clothes on your face and rub it, eh, how disgusting!" The little girl stared at Huo Guang, wanting to hit him again!
wipe!
Huo Guang couldn't help it.
He is not the kind of person who cares about beauty and beauty!
but.
Just when he was about to give it back, he suddenly had an idea and had a better way to teach this little girl who had a kind heart, but not much.
So he took advantage of the situation and fell to the ground, grabbing the air with both hands to get up.
At the same time, the eyes turned up slightly.
All in all, he is pretending to be blind. Now he was slapped by the girl and fell to the ground. Because he had to pretend to be blind, he naturally had to pretend to have difficulty getting up.
This scene!
The little girl covered her mouth in disbelief.
She realized that she might have misunderstood and slapped a blind man!
No matter how unruly and willful she was at home, at this moment, she couldn't help but blush with shame. So he thought of stepping forward to help Huo Guang up, and wanted to apologize: "Ah, I didn't know you couldn't see, I, I'm sorry..."
Just saying.
Huo Guang pushed her away, then ignored her and walked towards the door while touching the table and chairs.
It just so happens that at this time!
The Wei couple, who had just finished playing at Qingfeng Xiangyin's shop, happened to come back and saw this scene.
On the spot, he pointed at the pretty little girl and cursed: "Who are you? You dare to hit my cousin in the restaurant of Hou Wei and his wife in Yichun? See if I don't teach you..."
With a look of indignation on his face, Mr. Wei rushed over to take action on Huo Guang's behalf.
Fortunately, when he passed by Huo Guang, he was grabbed tightly by Huo Guang.
Then he pushed him out in a way that others couldn't see, and at the same time whispered: "You idiot, you can't see me acting. Come on, help me out..."
