The Wei couple are Huo Qubing's cousins. Although Huo Guang has no blood relationship with the Wei family, he follows Huo Qubing in calling General Wei Qing his uncle.
So the same thing.
It would be okay if he called Mr. Wei an old cousin.
After entering the house, he saw Mr. and Mrs. Wei lying on the bed moaning. Huo Guang said in a false voice, "Hey, cousin, you are really suffering."
Mr. and Mrs. Wei turned their heads.
He looked at Huo Guang with doubts on his face and said, "Old cousin?"
"Yes, we are cousins. Although we are not related by blood, we can still call them cousins." Huo Guang said, and patted Wei and his wife on the buttocks.
Suddenly.
The demon king of Chang'an City suddenly screamed in pain.
"Oh, don't slap my butt, you didn't know I was hurt!" Mr. Wei said angrily.
Huo Guang chuckled and was unmoved.
I'm even thinking that I deserve it for letting you do all kinds of mischief based on your reputation as General Wei.
Of course, you have to pretend to save face!
So he pretended to sigh and said: "Hey, uncle, he was too harsh. Although I am my son, you are still the Marquis of Yichun personally named by His Majesty. How could you be beaten like this!"
Mr. and Mrs. Wei waved his hands and said: "Hey, what kind of marquis is there? The one I am granting is a Guan Neihou, with a fief but no fief. I can't do anything, it just sounds good."
After saying this, Huo Guang wanted to give his meow's ass a lift.
This cup is for you to fill.
Becoming a general and a marquis is the dream of many men in ancient times.
Not to mention others, even the flying general Li Guang, who was good at riding, shooting and hunting tigers, could not be granted a title in his lifetime.
This Wei couple, if his father hadn't been General Wei Qing, with his virtue, it would have been good if he hadn't been beaten half to death outside.
Still want to become a marquis?
Shut it down!
But who makes people’s lives good?
No matter which dynasty you are in, as long as you are reincarnated well, you don't need to win at the starting line.
They have been waiting for you at the finish line since you were born, why do they still need to talk to you about the starting line?
Huo Guang secretly scorned him, but he still managed to smile and said, "What are you talking about? Being a Marquis is a supreme honor!"
"Hey, what a glorious fart!" Mr. Wei smacked his lips, not commenting on Huo Guang's words. After moving his buttocks, he grinned and said, "Hey, you came to me, didn't you just come to see my joke?"
Seeing a joke?
I'm just sitting around and watching your jokes.
I come?
That's just to defraud you of your money!
Thinking of this, Huo Guang shook his head and said: "Is it possible that I was just kidding you? My uncle, you were beaten like this by your uncle, but you never confessed to me. This kind of generosity really moved me, even if it was a close friend Brothers are nothing more than that!”
Even Wei and his wife felt quite comfortable hearing the compliments.
So he pretended not to care and said, "Haha, it's nothing. Brother Yu, there's nothing else but justice!"
"Besides, I was the one who dragged you there. It's none of your business in the first place!"
"I have to resist this little punishment by myself. I can't hurt you!"
Seeing that this fool was fooled by him into being unable to find Bei after just two words, Huo Guang suddenly felt sympathy for General Wei Qing in his heart.
It doesn’t matter if the son is not like the father.
This is like not inheriting any good genes.
Now that his father Wei Qing is here, he can still live a happy life. If General Wei is gone, with his brain, I estimate that he will die without knowing how he will die in the later stage.
"Ahem, my brother's righteousness is really a role model for men!" Huo Guang gave Mr. and Mrs. Wei a thumbs up against his will. After complimenting him, he asked: "By the way, my brother, are you short of money?" "
"Short of money? You're not short of money. I live in the General's Mansion and there's nothing I need to spend money on." Mr. Wei said truthfully.
really!
As he said, in the general's residence, everyone would take care of his food, drink, and toilet, so there was no need for him to spend any money.
Naturally, there is no shortage of money.
but!
Huo Guang, who came with a purpose, couldn't let him think like that.
After thinking about it for a while, he said: "How can I not be short of money? Look at what is free on Chang'an Street? The biscuits in the bakery, and the various delicious barbecues and sauces in the barbecue shop. , in the kiln..."
Grass! (a plant)
What Huo Guang originally wanted to say later was "the girls in the brothels, these all cost money."
It's a pity that in this era there is no such kiln on the surface...
Oh, it’s so boring!
Even the fun of listening to music on Goulan is gone.
Huo Guang's voice stopped suddenly, but it aroused the curiosity of Mr. Wei and asked, "What is a brothel? Can it be eaten?"
"Well, it's not food, it's a place in my hometown where you can only pay money to play." Huo Guang said casually.
But Mr. Wei didn't know what he was talking about, so he could only ask doubtfully: "Is that brothel fun?"
"Very fun!" Huo Guang said briefly, not wanting to dwell on this issue.
However, the speaker has no intention, but the listener has intention.
Mr. Wei suddenly became interested and said, "When my butt is healed, you can take Brother Yu to visit that so-called brothel!"
Forehead?
Is this human nature?
He didn't say anything, he seemed to understand everything.
Ahem...
After Huo Guang coughed twice, he returned to the topic and said, "I have no money, old cousin. Didn't I tell you that you can only play with money, and it's very expensive!"
"Ah, so?" Mr. Wei suddenly lost interest.
See this.
Huo Guang hurriedly said: "So we are very short of money now, and if we are short of money, we must make money. Don't be downcast, old man. In this way, I have a very profitable project in hand. Let's work together and make a lot of money!"
"Ah? A money-making project? What does this project mean?" Mr. Wei didn't understand Huo Guang's words, so he asked.
This gave Huo Guangdun a headache.
It’s really hard to chat with people who are not from the same era.
After thinking about it for a while.
Huo Guang then forced out a smile and explained: "Projects are how I make money. Please listen to me first. My way of making money is..."
"..."
After telling Mr. and Mrs. Wei about his toilet plan, the other party slowly nodded and understood what he wanted to do.
certainly.
It was impossible for him to tell Mrs. Wei everything, only certain points.
After hearing what Huo Guang said about ways to make money, Mr. and Mrs. Wei couldn't help but frowned and asked, "You can also make money with this toilet chip. Cousin Huo Guang, aren't you joking?"
"Yes, let me tell you, I have investigated clearly, and many big households in Chang'an City will want it!" Huo Guang patted Wei and his wife on the shoulders and said, "Don't worry, old cousin, I will never cheat you. If I hadn't seen you so righteous, you wouldn't have confessed to me."
"It's just a big business that can make money, I won't tell you anything."
As soon as these words came out, most of Wei and his wife's doubts were dispelled.
Was he still curious?
If you can make money, why would you come to him? It turns out that you see him being righteous.
and!
Mr. and Mrs. Wei also felt that they were truly righteous and resisted so many beatings from their father without confessing to Huo Guang.
Who else can be more righteous than him?
Absolutely not!
Thinking of this, Mr. Wei nodded in agreement and said, "Okay, in that case, I will tell my father and ask him to support us!"
Hearing this, Huo Guang quickly shook his head and refused: "No, you must not tell your uncle about this!"
Mr. Wei was a little puzzled and asked, "Why not?"
Why not?
Damn it, how hard it is for adults to fool you, how can it be so easy to fool an idiot like you!
Of course.
This is what Huo Guang feels in his heart and cannot be spoken directly.
After rolling his eyes twice, he thought of his words and said: "Old cousin, think about it for yourself, are you well-received by your uncle? Does your father think anyone else's children are better than yours? , I feel like you are inferior to other people’s children in everything!”
"And adults are old-fashioned!"
“Will they believe in our novel thing like disposable toilet chips before it succeeds?”
"I can't help but think that you, the traitor, are going to be a monster again. When the time comes, I'll give you another severe beating on your butt!"
When Huo Guang said this, Mr. and Mrs. Wei couldn't help but cover his buttocks, seeming to recall the experience of being beaten two days ago.
yes.
He was never praised by his father and was always belittled.
"You're right. From my father's side, I always heard him praise the children of the Li family. People like Li Gan and Li Ling are the best among men, but I seem to be the only one who can throw him into the trap of General Wei. Face!" Mr. Wei couldn't help but muttered a few words in a low voice, complaining a little.
Seeing Mr. Wei like this, Huo Guang had an imperceptible smile on his face.
As for General Wei, I can only say...
Really good at judging people!
Glancing at the depressed couple Wei, Huo Guang felt that the fire was almost over, so he said calmly: "So, we can't tell Uncle Wei Qing about this!"
"Listen to me, let's start the business quietly."
"We must work hard secretly, excel quietly, and then surprise everyone and make our uncle look at us with admiration!"
In fact, Huo Guang never thought that one day he would use modern poisonous chicken soup to fool ancient young people.
Why secretly work hard and quietly stand out and amaze everyone!
What a corny piece of chicken soup with words.
But don’t tell me, it’s pretty useful.
As soon as these words came out, Mr. and Mrs. Wei's eyes shone, and they even muttered to themselves, "Work hard secretly, get the best quietly, and then surprise my dad?"
"right!"
"I want to amaze him, I want to make him look at me with admiration!"
After saying that, Mr. and Mrs. Wei looked at Huo Guang, as if seeing a bright light in life, and said: "Cousin Huo Guang, what are we waiting for? Let's start working hard and amaze everyone together!"
In fact, a piece of toilet paper really doesn’t amaze everyone.
What's more, the other party is also a general of an empire!
But Huo Guang doesn't care about this!
Not only did he not point it out, he even extended a hand of friendship to Mr. and Mrs. Wei and said, "Okay, old cousin, let's secretly amaze everyone together!"
"Nothing!"
"To do business, you must have some capital. I have already made an idea. Can you provide the capital?"
Mr. Wei was stunned for a moment and said, "I told you, I have no money!"
"No!" Huo Guang shook his head and said slowly: "You have money, and a lot of money, but you don't know it."
