"The short-lived Zhu Rang, the Rat King who was destroyed in the lane..."
On the way back.
Huo Guang was in a good mood, humming a song and thinking about his next plan.
If toilet paper can be circulated, it will definitely be a big money-making project. But the problem is that Huo Guang lived in the Western Han Dynasty classified by historians, not the future!
There are advanced machines in the 21st century that make production easy.
In ancient times, there were no advanced machines, so we could only rely on manual labor. In this way, it will not be able to circulate in the daily lives of ordinary people due to low production.
Therefore, the people who want to make money should be those dignitaries in Chang'an City who have no worries about clothing and food.
Especially the palace that Huo Guang has not entered so far! If it can be recommended to people in the palace, it will completely open up the toilet paper market!
After this calculation, the positioning of toilet paper becomes a luxury product!
But if it is a luxury product, it will be difficult to sell it in the initial stage.
This is a problem.
With these questions in Huo Guang's mind, he followed Bu San back to the general's residence.
When I walked in, I happened to bump into the three guards who were going out. Huo Guang wanted to speak out and express his national essence, but when he saw that it was these three young masters, he decided to keep his mouth shut.
joke!
The three sons of General Wei Qing.
Among all the second generations in Chang'an City, except for the princes in the palace, who can be as noble as these three?
What's more!
He also stayed in other people's homes.
Huo Guang didn't want to conflict with these three people and wanted to avoid them, but they entangled him.
Mr. Wei grabbed his arm and said, "Huo Guang, since you live in our General's Mansion, you are naturally considered a member of our Wei family."
"Walk!"
"Come with us and repair those things in the Li family that have made rude remarks."
Hearing this, Huo Guang was immediately confused.
What is this for?
Are two gangs of second-generation men going to fight? Who is the Li family? Such courage. Is it possible that there are still people in Chang'an City who dare to offend these three people in the general's residence?
no…
The point is, you little brats, if you want to fight, fight with each other. Why are you dragging me along?
I still want to make money!
Huo Guang was about to refuse, but he heard Mrs. Wei say: "We have many people in the general's house and are powerful. As long as we unite, that Li Yu will definitely be afraid."
"What should I say? My wife and I are also the Marquis of Yichun conferred by His Majesty!"
"No matter what, I can't let these boys from the Li family bully me."
Marquis of Yichun?
Is this guy a Hou?
Good guy, I didn’t see it.
Huo Guang rolled his eyes and said immediately: "Okay, Mrs. Wei is right. We all live in the General's Mansion. Externally, we should unite and share weal and woe."
actually!
When he said this, Huo Guang was thinking that as the Marquis of Yichun, this boy should have some money, right?
In addition, the production of toilet paper in the future will also require manpower! As the Marquis of Yichun, Mr. Wei asked him to call some people to do the work, which is not a problem, right?
Think of this.
The corners of Huo Guang's mouth raised slightly, because he knew that the start-up funds for the toilet paper project were available.
Now he has to do it.
Just to help the Wei family children win this fight, and then drag the three brothers into the sea with coaxing and coaxing.
"Hey, I'm so bad!" Thinking of this, Huo Guang couldn't help laughing.
When Mr. and Mrs. Wei heard this, he asked, "What's wrong?"
"Ah, it's nothing. I said kill those bad boys." Huo Guang lied immediately.
"oh."
Mr. and Mrs. Wei nodded, and they quickly walked out.
Huo Guang followed behind and looked at them, thinking that General Wei had been diligent and loyal all his life, so why did he give birth to three sons so stupid?
They say a tiger father has no dog sons!
But in fact, in the human world, there are countless cases of tiger father and dog son.
I won’t give examples one by one here.
Huo Guang followed the three sons of the Wei family to the place where the fight was taking place and was confused on the spot. He thought that when these guys got together, they would form a gang and have a real fight like in a Young and Dangerous movie.
When he arrived, Huo Guang deliberately picked up some thick wooden sticks on the roadside.
result...
What the heck, the fight these unlucky kids were talking about was actually a game of pot!
That's right, it is the archery ceremony that originated from the Six Arts of the Gentleman, and is a throwing pot for those who can't archery. This is also a traditional Chinese etiquette and banquet game that lasted from the pre-Qin Dynasty to the late Qing Dynasty.
When Huo Guang knew that the fight they were talking about was throwing pots.
shocked.
I even wanted to go up and give each of these little brats a big pussy and ask them if they grew up watching Korean dramas.
They agreed to fight, but when someone came, it turned into pot throwing?
Isn't this like the kind of quarrel in Korean dramas, where you suddenly recite "The Master" to pretend to be a cup of tea?
Awkward or not?
"Hey, hey, I mean, you guys are already over ten years old, and you still play with things that only women play?" Huo Guang couldn't help it anymore and mocked on the spot.
The kettle throwing was originally an activity for those who could not shoot arrows, so they used the kettle throwing instead of archery.
This is like the difference between manual transmission and automatic transmission when future generations learn to drive. No one says anything when a woman practices automatic transmission, but when a man practices automatic transmission...
Ahem!
Anyway, Huo Guang's ridicule was spot on.
All of a sudden, the dandy boys opposite who were "fighting" with the Wei family kids turned against each other. They pointed at Huo Guang's nose and cursed: "Who are you? How dare you speak nonsense in front of us!"
"Do you think that since the lecture didn't teach you a lesson today, we don't dare to teach you a lesson either?"
"snort!"
Huo Guang glanced at the young man who was speaking, and narrowed his eyes slightly. He seemed to have seen him at Mr. Dong's place, but he couldn't name him, so he asked, "You don't know who I am? Brother Wei, tell him who I am!"
After all, Huo Guang was on the side of the Wei family, so the Wei and his wife naturally considered him one of their own, so they introduced him: "This is Huo Guang, the younger brother of Hussar General Huo Qubing, who was awarded a title by the emperor today."
"Li Yu, I remember that your father Ji, Li Gan, was working under General Huo, right?"
"Who do you think my cousin Huo Guang is?"
In the Han Dynasty, people were not called adults by official titles.
Because "adult" is a respectful title for the elders in the family, even the most distinguished general Wei Qing is only called General Wei instead of Sir Wei.
Huo Guang felt speechless when he heard Mr. and Mrs. Wei introduce himself, always relating to something.
Why didn't he introduce himself instead of letting Mr. and Mrs. Wei do the talking?
Isn’t it just to avoid the confusing rhetoric of “what are you?”
So drunk.
Otherwise, do you think it’s for filling cups?
funny!
As a man of two generations, Huo Guang has long been too lazy to pretend to be a "cup".
At this time, the boy from the Li family on the other side started to argue when he saw Mr. and Mrs. Wei being so sarcastic. Huo Guang's head hurt when he heard it.
What kind of disease did I have? I was fooling around with a bunch of teenagers.
immediately.
Huo Guang turned around and left.
But at this time, among the children of the Li family opposite, a rather unruly child, even much younger than Li Yu, stood up and shouted to Huo Guang: "Huo Guang, who told you to leave? It's not about throwing pots. Is this a game played by girls?”
"Well!"
"Let's try a real archery competition, do you dare?"
