Without thinking, Ah Q ran to the moon gate, climbed over the wall into the middle courtyard, jumped over several times, and sneaked under the window of the east wing.
There was a rustling sound coming from the house, and then there was a clicking sound like a mouse stealing oil, and there was the sound of a bellows blowing, mixed with the woman's complaining voice: "Be gentle... you... hurt me..."
The male voice said: "I haven't eaten for half a month, it's not unusual..."
The female voice said: "If you want to do it, hurry up and be careful when he comes back!"
The male voice said: "He is willing to come back? He said he was going to Qian's house to play mahjong, so he entered the side room of Wu's house. He is willing to come back! This beast!"
The bed also made a noise, the old wooden frame bed, making a chaotic noise, like a large group of rats fighting in the corner of the house in summer.
Ah Q felt that the burdensome part of his body suddenly became fuller, and hit the wall with a "pop" sound, like an iron bar.
Noises were heard in the house, no more rats fighting.
The female voice said: "There is a sound...outside!"
After a while, the male voice said: "Where is it? It's just a cat!"
Ah Q almost revealed his identity and hurriedly imitated an old cat's meow: "Meow!"
There was a noise in the house, and then it got louder, like a wild dog howling.
Ah Q couldn't bear it any longer and pushed open the door and entered.
The two big white insects were still entangled in the shadow of the moonlight, and Ah Q had already grabbed a pile of clothes and pants on the spring bench.
Both the mother-in-law and the daughter-in-law have their coats and trousers, not a few of them.
…
The woman was locked in the quilt and shivering.
Mr. Zhao calmed down and did not panic: "Old Q, what happened today is a bit over the top. In this case, forget it about Little D. From now on, I will still hire you, Ah Q, and everything will continue as usual."
Ah Q shook his head.
"I'll give you back all the bedding I borrowed, and I'll give you another five hundred yuan!"
Ah Q shook his head.
"Add 30% to the salary, you will be in charge of the Tugu Temple, and all the incense, lamps and oil will be yours!"
Ah Q still shook his head.
Mr. Zhao told himself to hold on tight, a little bastard could still make a big difference, even if it caused trouble with the government and affected a few money.
As long as we do not attack the revolutionary party, there is nothing that cannot be settled with money.
When Mr. Zhao took a look at it, he realized that Ah Q just had no idea in his heart. He was such a stupid kid. He was shocked!
He calmly returned to the bed, stroked his daughter-in-law Zhao Qianshi's delicate and white back with one hand, and said to Ah Q with a smile: "Then what do you want?"
Ah Q blurted out: "I don't want diarrhea, I want treatment!"
This is actually not what Ah Q wants to say. Ah Q is already used to having diarrhea. None of the conditions Mr. Zhao gave him earlier are more attractive to Ah Q than curing diarrhea. But the ghost in his mind can control Ah Q. He will jump at critical moments. come out.
Mr. Zhao was stunned. This style of painting made him a little confused.
Ah Q was extremely poor and had trouble eating. How could he treat diarrhea?
Diarrhea is difficult to cure. Western medicine pharmacies in Shaoxing City can cure it, but I heard it costs more than ten oceans!
Seeing that Mr. Zhao was unhappy, Ah Q picked up his clothes and left.
Mr. Zhao was so anxious that he jumped out of bed naked and said, "It's easy to talk, it's easy to talk! Don't worry, old Q, it's just a dozen dollars in foreign money, I'll give it to you!"
Ah Q said with a smile: "Master, there are also boat money, food money, clothing money, and hotel money. Let's give them all in one reward!"
Mr. Zhao thought about it, it was just small money, so he nodded in agreement.
Ah Q counted on his fingers.
Healing a disease spans fifteen oceans.
The boat ticket is 30 yuan, the treatment is ten days, the hotel is 1,000 yuan, the food is 1,000 yuan, and the inner and outer clothes are 3,000 yuan, which is equivalent to 12 ocean dollars.
A total of twenty-seven yuan was donated to the charity.
Mr. Zhao was a little heartbroken. This was more than 10,000 yuan.
Fortunately, his family has a big business, and there are thousands of taels of silver buried under the bed in the main house. Twenty or so oceans are equivalent to more than a dozen taels of silver, which is just a drizzle of money. He was just blackmailed by this despicable villain, and he was really angry in his heart.
Mr. Zhao went back to the house to get some money and three oceans of gold. He handed it to Ah Q and said, "Look at Q. The three extra oceans are for you to keep your mouth shut. If there is any news..."
Ah Q only opened the silver coins to inspect the goods one by one. After packing them up, he took back the three silver coins and said, "Master, I don't want the extra ones. This matter will be settled tonight."
Mr. Zhao said suspiciously: "Tonight...what about in the future?"
Ah Q said sternly: "Who knows what will happen in the future? It's very hard for me to hold such a big secret in my heart and not let it out. Besides, I'm a good drinker. Maybe I'll spit it out after drinking a few too many glasses. I have to keep the secret, even if I want to quit drinking, it’s really hard, it’s not easy!”
Mr. Zhao is stupid. This seems to be quite embarrassing?
"Then what do you think will work?"
Ah Q thought for a while and said, "My grandpa is a big shot and a senior official, so I can't let my reputation be ruined. Since I unfortunately broke into something good, I have no choice but to endure it. My grandpa rewarded me with a thousand yuan, but I'll just hold on to it for the rest of my life!" "
Mr. Zhao was shocked. A thousand people appeared in the ocean, so big!
Mr. Zhao picked up the cutting scissors from his daughter-in-law's case, handed it to Ah Q, closed his eyes and said, "Old Q, why don't you take my life!"
Ah Q was shocked and said: "Master, why are you like this? I don't know the price of being miserable all your life. How about you just keep watching?"
The two quarreled for a while, but Mr. Zhao was worried that his son would come back soon, so he made a deal for three hundred yuan.
Ah Q left with dozens of barrels of ocean on his back, leaving his little daughter-in-law crying and Mr. Zhao gnashing his teeth.
