"I'm right..." When I was about to say something, the old drunkard interrupted again.
"I'll try again, I'll try again! Isn't it just an introductory question? I'm good at drinking, drinking, drinking, drinking!"
What is the difference between this and just now? Can you please stop embarrassing yourself?
The waiter guarding the door was naturally impatient and wanted to drive us two away.
"I haven't said yet, I have to drive him away!" I pointed my hand at the old drunkard.
"How can you be so cruel, kid? Remember back then..." Okay, the old man started again.
"I'm sorry...this pig is a fat pig, a stupid pig, and a dead pig!"
Although the waiters suppressed their laughter, they still explained it to me, "We have a couplet here. It says that a person leaves home, walks out of the door, comes back and closes the door. This is an action. How do you explain this? ?”
"It's easy for me to tell you. It's just a pig climbing a tree..."
When the old drunkard heard this, he immediately pulled me off the stage, "How could a pig climb a tree?"
I took advantage of the situation and rolled my eyes at him, and then said, "Yes, this pig couldn't climb the tree. But he just climbed the tree!" I suppressed the anger in my heart that I wanted to beat him, "And the pig in the back is too fat. He fell to the ground and died because he was so stupid. Look how coherent it is."
Not long after I finished speaking, I sneezed again.
"How can we, you two, get in? I think back then..." The old drunkard looked unbelieving.
As a result, the waiter said two words.
"Please come in."
As a result, the old drunkard had nothing to say.
I entered Deyi Building with a really proud look on my face.
But there is one thing, after entering Deyi Building. Someone gave me and the old man a bracelet each to wear. Deyilou's regulations prohibited the use of any spells. So these bracelets are used to seal spells... I won't be like those little characters who think that having spells makes them superior to others. You don’t need it, I don’t need it, and everyone doesn’t need it, so just don’t use it. I put on the bracelet calmly. Naturally, the old drunkard looked at it and finally compromised and put it on.
The building is praised by all the stars, and the interior decoration is quite good. If this decoration had been left alone in the previous life, it would have cost 1.8 million yuan.
It can also be said to be magnificent, naturally not as fairy-like but luxurious as the decoration of the Immortal Sword Sect. The description here can only be described as luxury.
The old drunkard and I ran directly to the place where the alcohol was sold.
Because the competition on the first day is about literary talent, you have to be right when drinking...
The drunkard old man handed the gourd to the restaurant. After the restaurant filled the gourd, he started to play pairs.
"The proud wine in Deyilou, the flower wine and Fenjiu are six or two."
You want to know what that drunkard old man will do to you... When he got anxious, he strangled my neck, "Aren't you smart? Come on! You're quite young..."
"Okay, okay! Please stop the mental torture you thought you had back then!"
I can't stand it either. Talent and everything are forced...
"I'm right, Xiaoyaoyou comes Xiaoyao people, villains and old people can't succeed." To be honest, I had no choice. I even felt that I might not be able to pass.
As a result, I passed! ! !
It's inevitable that I feel a little happy.
An old drunkard is happy to have a drink, but if he does anything in Deyi Building, he will be a couple. I think I will be a couple sooner or later, but there is a small notice posted on the platform of Deyi Building. That is, if you make a pair that no one can match, or if you match the first couplet above, you can eat, drink, and have fun as you like.
As a result, I saw that there was indeed a pair on it and no one was right.
It was written clearly above.
Calcium hydroxide magnesium aluminum zinc iron.
? ? ?
I didn't know what to say for a moment, and some so-called sages (in my opinion, just a bunch of idle people) on the side were thinking about each other. He also talked about writing about the heavenly stems and earthly branches, metal, wood, water, fire, earth and so on...
"Baby! You will definitely be right about this couple! I think back then..."
"Stop!" I yelled at the old man to shut up, thinking that it would never end!
I saw there was an inkstone on a desk next to the notice, and on the inkstone was a writing brush.
I picked up the brush and wrote under the couplet.
"α, β, θ, φ, Ω, λ, solution!"
Then the whole place fell into silence, because they didn’t recognize what I wrote. I just know one word to explain it, so I can give it the correct word.
The people in the store said that this puzzle was left long ago. They couldn't understand it, so they were waiting for answers from people who also couldn't understand the pair... But some of them asked me how to pronounce it...
I originally wanted to explain the meaning of trigonometric functions. As a result, the old drunkard interrupted me first. "The secret must not be leaked! I think back then..."
Oh, it's so annoying! I stretched the old man's back collar and left.
Who would have thought that by making such a fuss, I would be targeted by others.
You don't have to eat, drink and have fun with your pair anymore, so you can feel free and at ease. But these wise men looked at me as if they were worshiping a great god. It really gave me a sense of self-satisfaction. Obviously I could rely on my strength, but I actually relied on my knowledge. Although it’s hard to describe my scores in my previous life, otherwise how could I have been squatting at home?
I saw that old drunkard drinking so much that he had a great time. He doesn't even say his standard lines anymore. I'm a little bored staying in this proud building. There are places with good wine and meat, and there are places that are quiet and comfortable, but I still want to go outside for a walk.
Naturally I took action.
It seems that as long as you wear this bracelet that seals magic power, you can freely enter and exit Deyi Building.
The exit and entrance of Deyi Building were not the same door, so I had to start looking for it. When I was looking for the exit, I heard a voice coming from the other end of a red door.
Having too good ears is also a sin!
I heard a man and a woman talking.
"I spend a lot of money just to win a smile from a beautiful woman." Why did my voice sound a bit vulgar.
"Hahaha." Then came the woman's charming laughter, "Well, you still have to work. When there is a dance competition tomorrow, you have to write more money for my little girl."
"That's natural ~ you are so charming."
"Oh~" I heard the woman say in refusal, "You have to wait until tomorrow~ As long as I defeat that little bitch, you can do whatever you want~"
I'm too embarrassed to listen to it anymore, but there's definitely something shady about the dance competition tomorrow.
My current stay in front of the red door must have attracted some people dressed as escorts. I also pretended not to know anything and went up to ask.
"Brothers, do you know where the exit is? The villain just arrived and I really don't know."
The escorts didn't speak, but they were all fierce. One of the escorts pointed his finger in one direction, and I followed the direction he pointed and left.
After walking for a while, I finally saw the exit. Just as I was about to go out, I bumped into the same person.
The other party is also wearing a black robe, and I am also wearing a black robe.
The two of us collided, and both of us had our heads exposed.
I was also a little surprised when I looked at the other person's equally infatuated face.
"Chen Yueluo?!"
"Yun Qishen?!"
