It is now called Beidihe Wilderness, with Fengnan ghost shining in the south, demon rising in the east, and mulberry elm demon passing in the west. The location of these countries is not based on their location, but based on a river originating from the south of Kawara. This river is a river left over from the ancient Ao Kingdom in ancient times. It flows through countries on the entire continent. I still don’t know What continent am I on? All I know is that I am in a different world.
Besides, this river flows into the south of Kawara, so the river is used as the fixed point, and each country is defined in this way. This river is not the smelly river that previously flowed through the small village on the border of Fengnan.
The soldier led us into a dark entrance, which revealed a bustling scene.
"Please have a good time, distinguished guests. The king will have a feast tomorrow. This small barrier will not be lifted for another three days. After that, please be sure to leave." After that, the soldier left again and disappeared.
I don't care, but I think that drunken old man is a little arrogant...
"It smells so good! It must be good wine! Good wine!" I saw the old drunkard smelling it before walking away. I quickly grabbed him and hugged his neck, "What are you drinking? It's important to find something!"
I put my arms around the old drunkard's neck and dragged him aside. As we struggled, our cloaks fell off. This scene was seen by a little doll...
"Hmm...are you bullying grandpa?" The child had a runny nose while eating candied haws.
I looked around, where is this child's family? Are you so safe to let your children wander around alone?
"Look, I'm a handsome and charming big brother! This old man choked on his wine, I'm saving him! Keeping him out of danger! Be a good old man who doesn't drink and drive without deducting points. !!" I can say that I'm not good at using strong words to make sense, but I'm still good at making up nonsense. Thank you for the teachings of Lingjing Dao, haha!
As I spoke, I hugged the old drunkard's neck tighter. The old drunkard struggled even more.
The hateful little kid sniffed and took a bite of the candied haws. The candy shattered crisply, "Really? What big brother said is so interesting!"
To be honest, you didn't understand, I snooped on it.
The old man struggled even more, "Is there anyone who bullies an old man like you? I want to drink! I will never agree with you, a devil!! Uh-huh... it's spicy! It's spicy! The old man's mouth... I want to ……then……"
I gave the drunkard a rollicking look, took the opportunity to find a few small golden pills on my body, and threw them into the drunkard's mouth. "Kid, if you don't believe me, I'll let you hit him twice. Look at this old man who is choking after drinking and can't even speak well."
I also patted the drunkard old man’s back as a sign.
The little boy also walked towards me.
As a result, Chi Hua stood in front of me and said, "Demon Lord, be careful, it tastes wrong!"
smell? ? ? I could smell nothing but the strong smell of alcohol.
Unexpectedly, the child suddenly turned into a beast and attacked the three of us. As soon as I put the old drunkard down, he coughed up the unmelted golden pills.
The child who turned into a beast here opened his barrier to avoid pedestrians and then attacked us with his steel claws.
The drunken old man took the opportunity to pop the golden pill into the orc's mouth, and the orc ran around wildly.
I was about to use a move to subdue it, but unexpectedly, the orc suddenly shrank in size again, and with a swish, it passed by Chi Hua and the steel claw on his hand slid towards my waist. Just slipped away.
Nani? I am simply a black question mark.
What's going on? This is?
Chihua was also stunned. The old drunkard looked at me angrily, "Are you trying to kill me? Why are you so naughty compared to that scoundrel? I think back then..."
I ignored the angry old man. I saw some cracks in my belt and repaired them quickly. However, the jade pendant placed around my waist... must have been snatched away by the orc.
"Chihua, do you remember the smell of the orc just now?" I frowned and looked at Chihua, who nodded towards me.
I then said seriously, "I now order you to search for that orc. You must bring my jade pendant back. If the orc resists, you can kill or kill as you wish!"
"Yes! Demon Lord!" Chihua left quickly.
The old drunkard and I looked at each other again.
"These words still have the tone that a king should have. I think back then..."
I took advantage of them not to continue chattering, and quickly said, "Am I keeping you here so that you can choke me with your words?" Then I turned around and walked in one direction, "Let's go, old drunkard! I treat you drink wine."
"I just said you are not suitable for this kid...what? What did you just say?"
I sighed and had to repeat it again, "I said I would buy you a drink!"
"You are a clay Bodhisattva who is immortal after crossing the river. Has God opened your eyes?" What an adjective is used by the drunkard old man, "You kid, don't play with the old man!"
"Where do you come from with so many words? You can't even say a word about it!" I deeply realized that my decision to invite him to drink just now was wrong.
"Drink!" The drunkard old man came over again with a flattering look.
The two of us had to put on our black robes again and went to a restaurant.
To be specific, it was the old drunkard who smelled it...
When we arrived at the door of the restaurant, there was a sign posted outside.
The building where all the stars hold the moon is proud of
Because there is a feast for the king of Heyuan Kingdom, you can eat food and wine at will in the building, and you can live in the upper room in the building at will.
I have to satisfy the following three conditions.
The first one is that when all the wise men compare, they will get the best results. (Meaning that a lot of people are reading couplets together?)
In the second article, the fairy holds the moon and dances on the middle stage of the building. (You mean dancing with a woman?)
The third article is to spend money and rewards in the proud building just to find the unparalleled hero. (Does this mean you still need to be able to compete in martial arts?)
I looked carefully at what was written below. In fact, this restaurant is quite user-friendly. One game counts for one day. As long as you win this game, you can eat and drink for free in this proud building for a day. You can leave on your own after the day you are allowed to check in. Once you lose the competition, all the fees for your previous stay will be calculated.
I'm still thinking about where to find someone who can dance and fight in couplets? I can't even imagine what kind of person he would be if he had all three. The important thing is how can a gentleman get on stage when competing with women?
It turned out that what I thought after I was there was really sweet.
The old drunkard couldn't wait any longer and was about to break into Deyi Building.
Sure enough, he was stopped.
Today happens to be the first day of the competition. Competing literary talents...
I only heard the old man say the right thing.
“It’s been a long time since I drank good wine, good wine, good wine!”
The result is not passed.
I was very curious and moved forward.
I looked at the couplet.
"That door is closed when leaving home."
I smiled, how about taking the opportunity to damage the pig?
"Baby, I see you have a bad smile on your face. Have you thought of something?" The old drunkard waved his hand in front of me.
I pushed the old man's hand away and said to the waiters guarding the door, "I'm right..."
