Under the scorching gaze of a group of people, I had no choice but to stand on the stage and wonder what I was going to do.
At that time, a small Taoist priest also came on stage.
"Third Master Yun gave me some advice!" The little Taoist priest bowed to me.
I see.
"Shen'er doesn't know how to use martial arts!" Murong Qingwan said worriedly.
"Hey~ This is what Shen'er said to add to the fun of sword fighting. I heard that he will learn martial arts before he comes back. Just watch it." Jian Qiangjia covered her cherry mouth with a handkerchief.
Miss Qing'er said that Er Niang was trying to frame me, but it turned out she had a back-up plan...
Well, if I take this opportunity to let them accept me, I can find something and go home.
"Draw your sword!" The little Taoist priest drew his sword and rushed towards me. He probably saw that I didn't know how to fly the sword, so he stabbed me with the sword, and he didn't give up. "Did Master Yun mean to give in? You're welcome. !”
I thought I was just trying to show off, and then framed him behind the scenes. How could harming people be brought to light, right?
But it turned out that I was wrong. When I saw the Taoist priest's sword scratched my linen clothes, and black spots of poisonous corrosion appeared on the clothes, I understood that this was to blame these Taoist priests for framing me. ? Or will people think that I am using tricks to frame these Taoists?
Anyway, this sword is poisonous, I have to avoid it.
"Why doesn't Third Young Master Yun draw his sword for so long?" the little Taoist priest said while stabbing him with his sword.
I took advantage of the situation to block and saw a flash of purple light. I didn't know when I was holding the Takiyin Immortal Sword Scroll in my hand.
Sure enough, baby you can do it! (Scroll: No.)
Would it be too dangerous if I summoned Laia at this time...
But when I saw that Xiao Daochang's sword could not pierce the scroll, I breathed a sigh of relief.
Scroll, Scroll, if you are really spiritual, please help me! I originally intended to hold the scroll to block the Taoist Master's attack, but the scroll used my hand to dodge.
So spiritual! Before I could recover from my previous dodge, Scroll led me forward again.
Carry it hard? ? ? Is the scroll big? ? you sure? No matter, close your eyes! Do whatever you like! !
I closed my eyes for only 10 seconds, and I could only feel the hand holding the scroll waving around. When I heard the sound of someone falling to the ground, I slowly opened my eyes.
Afterwards the whole place was in an uproar.
Yun Chenyi applauded me happily, "As expected of my son, tell me what you want! Dad will satisfy you!"
What I want most in my heart right now is not to go home but to ask someone to treat my second uncle and let him come back to the Yun family.
I walked to Yun Chenyi's seat and cupped my hands. Just as I was about to speak, I remembered Yun Chengyue's words.
Don’t mention your second uncle in front of your father since you move into Yun’s house today...
Taking advantage of the situation, he changed his words, "My child wants to learn skills from the Taoist priests!" As long as we can go to Jingling Mountain, everything will be solved!
"This..." Yun Chenyi looked at Taoist Master Chengxu in confusion.
"In three months' time, there will be the Immortal Dharma Assembly in Jingling Mountain. At that time, we will recruit new disciples. Whether the Third Young Master can follow us to practice Taoism depends on your own ability..." Taoist Master Chengxu said politely.
"It's so good, it's so deep that I can't thank the Taoist priest!" This commanding tone came out again.
"Thank you, Taoist Priest, for making it clear..." While thinking about how disgusting Yun Chenyi's face was, he still had to laugh.
"I think the scroll in Master Yun's hand is pretty good. What kind of weapon is it?" Zhai Qi came up to me at some point and grabbed my hand. He stared at my face and smiled with interest.
"So, where did the disciples who just competed go?" Taoist Master Chengyun was still smiling, completely ignoring Hao Qi's words. The same was true for several other Taoist priests, which made Yun Chenyi unable to speak.
Qi Qi didn't take it seriously, and he pulled me down. I watched with my own eyes as the black energy swirling in my hand flowed toward Zuo Qi, and the moment it touched Zuo Qi's hand, he flicked it away.
"Taoist Priest, you and I have never been close, so don't do this again." Damn it! Isn’t it just holding hands? The cloud is so deep! Your heart is pounding! ! !
I pretended to be calm, saluted Xie Qi, turned around and went back to the table.
Ji Qi turned around and returned to the table without saying anything.
--Dividing line--
"I knew Shen'er wouldn't let us down~ right sister~" Jian Qiangjia began to please Murong Qingwan as soon as she saw me coming back.
What a smile that parted the white clouds and saw the light of day. It was clear that you were trying to frame me. Fortunately, I had a small scroll.
"Shen'er, are you injured anywhere? Let me take a look. Tell me what kind of martial arts you can practice because you are not in good health!" Murong Qingwan pulled me over to look left and right, ignoring Jian Qiangjia at all.
"I'm fine...Mom." I also suddenly missed my own mother. The biological mother in the memory was holding a wooden stick and saying, "You bastard!" Have you found a job?
Um, that doesn't seem right...
Murong Qingwan almost cried when she heard me call her mother.
Soon the banquet came to an end, and the most glorious statue in the world was about to be interviewed.
Some of the Taoist priests started to make noise again.
"Don't you think something is wrong today, Uncle Seventh Master?"
"You're right when you say that. He's so well-behaved, it's incredible."
"Unbelievable? He is still him, don't be fooled by his pretending to be good!" This is the irritable little Taoist priest who has just been stepped on by the evil spirit.
"Okay, just in case (the name of the irritable little Taoist priest). Do you want to be completely disabled with your voice so loud? Be careful that Uncle Seven will retaliate against you later!"
"Do you want to make a bet? I guess there will be a drama behind it. Whoever loses the bet will go to Lingyao Pavilion for a day!"
"I also bet on something!"
"Me too!"
"Then...how to bet?"
"..."
Just when the conversation was awkward for a moment, someone spoke up. I happened to be interested in going to see them and found that the Taoist priest named Chen Yueluo had also joined in.
"I bet! I bet that Uncle Seventh Master won't cause trouble today!"
"Tch!" The irritable little Taoist priest said in surprise.
"...Okay then! Yueluo, come over and add half a month's worth of food!"
So the bet is established.
At the next stage of the banquet, the statue was finally unveiled. The red silk was cut and the red cloth slipped down.
But what I saw in front of me made me laugh.
This statue is exquisitely made, but it has messy paint on its face and writing on its body.
These are a few sentences that I am already familiar with,
Don't be obsessed with me, he is just a legend.
Watching the sky, watching my money.
He looks like a human and a dog, but he is actually dressed like an animal.
The grumpy old man is looking at the sky online.
There are also a few dirty curse words, all in English.
"Hahahahaha!" Sorry, I couldn't hold it back. I saw Yun Chenyi glance at me and started to act like a good boy.
Who wrote this? It seems like the literary talent of a relative from his hometown. If you meet him, have a good chat with him.
I looked around while suppressing a smile. Almost all the Taoist priests were also suppressing a smile.
The five Taoist priests were a little angry.
"Bao Qi! Tell me if it was you who did it!" (Taoist Priest Laosi Xuqing)
"Junior brother, you have gone too far. How can you insult the master's statue like this!" (Taoist Priest Murong Shanran, Laowu Liuyun)
"Seventh Junior Brother, why don't you quickly cast spells and tidy things up! Do you want to be scolded by Master! What are the words written here!" (Taoist Priest Xuyun, the third child)
"Hahaha, Junior Brother, you are too naughty. If you do this, Second Senior Brother, I will not be able to protect you." (Second Brother Chengyun Taoist Priest)
"That's all right!" Taoist Master Chengxu (the boss) roared angrily. But he was yelling at the angry Taoist priests.
"Hey, why are you so angry all of a sudden? Junior brother, I also wanted to give the senior brothers a surprise. Besides, what I wrote is what the master often said~ Although the master has few contacts with you, don't you think You don’t even know what the master often says! You really don’t know! Oh my God!” Shi Er Bi Qi pretended to be surprised. Clear mockery.
At the same time, on the other side of the table, several Taoist priests who were betting began to discuss again.
"Look, I made trouble, I won!" The grumpy little Taoist priest smiled at Chen Yueluo with a proud look on his face.
"I'm willing to admit defeat!" Chen Yueluo put another pile of paper tickets on the table, stood up and left the banquet.
I was relatively far away from them. Although I could hear their voices, I couldn't see their faces clearly. Chen Yueluo, who lost the bet, was probably unhappy.
When I lost interest in them, I came back to my senses and caught Xie Qi looking at me again.
(Just now he said that the words on the statue were what their master often said, so their master must be a modern person and not run away)
This time I didn't look at him in a daze. In a blink of an eye, I started to put my scroll away. Where did it come from? I obviously locked it in the cabinet.
"Since you don't like these words, then just look at them!" Zhao Qi lazily moved his left index finger.
I heard the sound and looked at him again, only to see black air gushing out from his index finger. This time it seemed that I wasn't the only one who could see it.
Yun Chenyi also admired it curiously, "Is this also the magic of Taoist immortals?"
Taoist priest Chengxu did not set an example.
Everyone was wondering what Xie Qi was going to do.
"The words on the statue! They are moving!!" A priest at the table exclaimed.
"It's really moving!" someone echoed.
Everyone looked at the statue in unison.
The words scrawled on the statue were floating, gradually leaving the surface of the statue. Then began to spin around the statue.
With a snap, all the words fell apart.
One word flew in front of me.
It is the word "heart".
I looked around at the people around me, and there were words in front of them.
"Please point your finger at the words in front of you." Zuo Qi was still wagging his fingers lazily. Black smoke still lingers.
Just when all of us touched the floating black characters, the black characters exploded and were swallowed up by the black mist.
What a strange scenery it is when the view becomes clear.
The words that originally floated in front of me turned into ink-black lotus flowers, with stamens glowing with purple light. Floating and spinning in the air.
Immediately afterwards, ink lotuses of different sizes and shapes appeared one after another from the ground of the entire square.
I saw the ink lotus slowly opening, purple light gradually appeared, and crystal purple beads slowly rose. After they dispersed, they slowly swam towards everyone at the table.
As if they had agreed, everyone opened their hands, and the purple pearl gently fell into their palms.
"This is the egg of Jinhua (a precious mythical animal tortoise). Taking it can cure diseases, strengthen the stomach and strengthen the heart. It can also be used to ward off evil spirits. I hope you like it as a little gift." When Zuiqi said this, he was facing me. Yes, suddenly he put down his finger, and everything returned to its original state except for the beads in his hand. He never looked at me again after that.
"Wonderful! Wonderful! It's so wonderful! I propose that the Yun family's consecration banquet for the statue of Master Daoxian should be named - Jinhua Banquet!" But Yun Chenyi was extremely happy.
Phew, the Jinhua mythical beast in my memory is a turtle, turtle feast, if I were to be more straightforward...hahahahaha.
The banquet ended successfully, and the Taoist immortals returned with their swords to Jingling Mountain.
Because Xi Qi could not wield a sword, he was brought back by Taoist Master Chengxu.
