Shi Zhang farts and travels back in time

"Hey! I'm talking about my female cousin! What were you doing during the blackout last night!" A high-pitched voice yelled from the phone.

"Ah~ I went to the toilet. Fortunately, my phone ran out of battery and I didn't bring it with me. I can't move my desktop computer to the toilet." I cleverly put the phone further away.

I know that Liang Kang is a player who is very dedicated to the game. Ever since we met in the game, we have been playing black games every day whenever we have free time. No matter who in the team doesn't play the game, he can't do it without Liang Kang's permission! He will definitely quarrel with you the next day, provided that he is not playing games.

He starts arguing with me whenever he has free time.

"You've been going to the toilet for three hours! What were you doing? Huh~" Listening to Liang Kang's weird expression, I seemed to see Liang Kang's disdainful expression on the other side through my phone.

"Constipation." She told him categorically, not letting people think wrongly.

"Haha... What, are you coming tonight?" Liang Kang's change of subject was nothing more than a joke...

"Come on!" Ouch, I owe you a round.

--Dividing line--

Liang Kang: The red envelope is black and black!

Black Shadow’s Flash✨: 10 yuan!

Scavenger:10 yuan!

Sovereignty is in hand: 5 yuan...WC! Share it between you two!

The flash of black shadow✨:Sneaky smile/Who makes you look bad.

Liangkang: 5 yuan.

Sovereignty is in hand: Liangzi actually takes his own bag!

The flash of black shadow ✨: shy/shameless.

Liang Kang: ...Where did I offend you two?

Scavenger: My female cousin isn’t coming again? Where are people?

Liang Kang: .........I want to [vomit fragrance] tomorrow!

Scavenger: No! You do not want!

Fuck your female cousin: 20! Oops, thank you Liangzi first.

Sovereignty is in hand: It’s really [beep——]!

The flash of black shadow✨: [beep——]

Liangkang: [beep——]

Scavenger: [Beep——]!

Fuck your female cousin: Qingdao, this is your voice! I seem to be hearing hallucinations!

Scavenger: ...

Sovereignty is in hand: What did my female cousin do last night?

Flash of Black Shadow✨: According to rumors, my female cousin and a girl appeared at xxx last night!

Sovereignty: So exciting? Three hours... tsk tsk!

Fuck your female cousin: This is all fucking fart!

Scavenger: This fart really stinks!

The flash of black shadow✨:ε＝ε-(=｀ω´=)Puff!

Sovereignty is in control: Hahahahahahaha/fuck!

Fuck your female cousin: you! ! angry/

Liang Kang: Alright! It's about to open! Shut up! Focus on playing games!

Everyone was silent...

Liang Kang: (Voice) Clear the way for the little master! Dark shadow in the middle! My female cousin and I are on the road. The opponent's swordsman's output is really high. Female cousin, it depends on your Taoist priest...

Liang Kang spoke, but everyone saw that the Taoist priest who fucked your female cousin suddenly stopped moving.

Hang up! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Liang Kang: (Voice) Who is this! The promised black game! You fart and leave? ? ? ? ?

Flash of Black Shadow✨: (Voice) Puff!

Sovereignty is in hand: (Voice) Hahahahahaha! Hold the grass!

Liang Kang: (Voice) I will never play with this kid again! How annoying!

……………………

At the same time, my vision went dark, and when I woke up, I saw an antique ceiling, and a middle-aged man crying beside my bed.

I can feel that this body is not mine, and I am not particularly used to it yet.

"Wake up! Wake up! Liu Langzhong, come here! My nephew is awake! Wake up! Take a look!" The middle-aged man was excited and incoherent.

Then, the man named Liu Langzhong examined my body. I am still unable to control this body. I am convinced that I have traveled through time. While my body is still alive...