ancient times
Confrontation between immortals and demons
Kill and kill
Weeping and weeping
Ran
Immortal for the common people
Self-interest
finally
Immortals are better than demons
Demon returns to hell
Peace for the common people
Millions of years ago.
In the fairy world.
There is a fairy mountain.
The name is: Qixia Mountain.
The mountain was home to the four most powerful families in the fairy world at that time.
They are: Peach Blossom Family, Bee Family, Butterfly Family, and Ant Family.
These four major families not only work together to defend the peace of the fairy world and the human world. Moreover, they also care and contribute to each other, and get along very harmoniously.
The Peach Blossom family has a huge peach blossom forest. The peach blossoms in this peach blossom forest are different from the peach blossoms in the world. They bloom brightly and sway all year round, providing the bees, butterflies, and ants with the nectar, pollen, and petals they need.
then!
On this fairy mountain full of flowers, the fairies of the four major families are busy and happily cultivating in this huge peach blossom forest all year round.
look!
Some of the fairies from the peach blossom family were flying around catching insects on the branches of the peach blossom forest, some were hoeing the grass under the shade of the peach blossom forest with laughter, and some were playing around, watering the peach blossom trees with ladles of water. .
There are also fairies from the bee family and the butterfly family, who fly back and forth tirelessly among the peach blossoms, collecting nectar and pollen from the peach blossom petals.
As for the fairies of the ant family, they were even busier. They came and went in groups in the peach blossom forest, gnawing and waving flags while carrying the bright red peach blossom petals.
But the fairies of the ant family only nibbled and carried the peach blossom petals that fell on the ground, and they never harmed the petals on the branches. They want the peach blossoms on the branches to bloom bigger and more colorfully. Let the fairies of the bee family and butterfly family collect more nectar and pollen.
As a result, with these four major families living in harmony and friendship, the entire Qixia Mountain presented a peaceful and happy scene.
It's like this year after year, and it's like this every year.
What's more, in this peaceful and happy scene, the young fairies from the four major families quietly developed another, more fascinating relationship -
love!
Yes, it’s love!
There is a peach blossom fairy in the peach blossom family.
It's called 'Flower Bubble'.
She truly fell in love with a male fairy named 'Feng Luo' from the Bee family!
besides!
The butterfly princess 'Zhuge Tingyu' of the butterfly family.
I also fell in love with the young ant king of the ant family, 'Zhan Yunhei'!
So, the four major families on Qixia Mountain chose an auspicious day and held a lively banquet. A marriage was arranged for these two young fairies who loved each other.
After getting engaged, the four fairies often got together to play in their free time. They flew kites together on the flat ground on the top of Qixia Mountain, caught fish and shrimps in the stream at the foot of Qixia Mountain, and lay on the grass in the peach blossom forest to count the stars and watch the moon. I am extremely happy, extremely happy, and extremely happy.
But every time these four fairies get together, where to play and what to play are all the ideas of Hua Paopao, the Peach Blossom Fairy of the Peach Blossom Family.
This flower bubble is very naughty. She has been very naughty since she was a child. Even after getting engaged, she is still so naughty. Every day she is either making trouble here or jumping there. When she is happy, what she does can She makes people laugh till they die, but if they are happy, she will make them angry, and I really want to scold them till they die.
But despite this, everyone still likes this flower bubble because she is not often annoying. More often than not, she always brings constant joy and laughter to everyone. So on Qixia Mountain, everyone regards Huapaopao as a happy treasure.
Especially in the Peach Blossom family, Hua Paopao is the youngest disciple of the Peach Blossom God. He is very beautiful, his head spins very fast, and he is very clever and clever. Therefore, her master Peach Blossom God and her senior sisters loved her very much, doted on her, followed her in everything, and doted on her.
So gradually.
This flower bubble has one of its biggest features.
that is--
Greedy!
Very very gluttonous!
Really very gluttonous!
No.
Today, I just woke up.
Hua Paopao was going to steal the chickens raised by Feng Luo again. Before going out, she brought a knife and a small clay pot filled with some salt powder, Sichuan pepper powder, pepper powder and chili powder.
She brought these things because after she stole Feng Luo's chicken, she wanted to kill the chicken immediately and make it into grilled chicken skewers, and grilled chicken skewers require some condiments. Without these condiments, it would not taste good. .
But Hua Paopao had just gone out.
She was bumped into by her master Peach Blossom God who was sweeping the floor in the yard.
So her master Peach Blossom God asked her:
Bubbles, are you going to work in the peach blossom forest with your senior sisters later, or are you going to work in the vegetable garden with your senior sisters?
I dont go!
Hua Bupao pouted and answered her master:
I won’t do the work in the peach blossom forest, and I won’t do the work in the vegetable garden!
Then go to the kitchen and help your senior sisters wash the vegetables. Peach Blossom God said sweepingly.
But Hua Bupao still pouted and said: I won't wash it, I want to play today!
What, you want to play again!
When the Peach Blossom God heard that Hua Bu Pao was going to play, he became a little annoyed and scolded Hua Bu Bu:
You damn girl, you only know how to play all day, you don’t do this or that, then what do you eat and drink the northwest wind!
Drink the northwest wind, drink the northwest wind!
Hua Paopao yelled at the Peach Blossom God, and then ran away. The chicken that stole the wind is gone.
actually.
This was already the thirteenth time Hua Paopao had come to steal Feng Luo's chicken, but Feng Luo was stupid and never realized that his chicken had been stolen. He raised a total of thirty big roosters, but Hua Paopao had already stolen twelve of them at random intervals, but he hadn't even noticed that he had fewer chickens.
So when Hua Bubble Cat walked to the edge of his yard and saw Feng Hou spreading grains to feed the chickens in the yard, he couldn't help but shook his head and said: Feng Luo, Feng Luo, you are such a There are few idiots in heaven who are in short supply on earth. How will I live my life when I marry you?
However, only the future will be known, and the most important thing now is to steal his big cock.
so.
After Feng Luo finished scattering the grains for the chickens and turned around and entered the house, Hua Paopao's chicken stealing operation began. Originally, she only needed to use a little magic to catch the chicken. However, she felt this was too boring. She wanted to catch it herself and do it gently, because catching chickens was really fun for Hua Paopao. Isn’t there a saying in the world: There is no joy in catching fish when eating fish. right!
So this flower bubble, what I love is this kind of child-like fun. Or perhaps it could be said that Hua Paopao is still a child, a sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl in the human world!
Big cock, stop, big cock, don’t run, obey, don’t run...
After Hua Paopao climbed into Feng Luo's yard, she zeroed in on a fat and big rooster, so she murmured in her mouth while bending over, shrinking her head, and holding her cat's hands. The cat's feet slowly leaned towards the big cock from behind.
But Hua Paopao's energy was all concentrated on that big cock, so he accidentally slipped his foot and fell hard, and his right hand was pressed on a piece of chicken shit. .
Oh, why are you so unlucky!
Ouch, it stinks!
It stinks! It stinks!
Hua Bupao raised his hand, looked at the chicken shit stuck on his hand, muttered a few words, then put his hand on the ground and started rubbing it.
After wiping off the chicken shit on his hands, Hua Paopao immediately stood up again and continued to lean towards the big rooster.
But at this time, the big rooster was frightened. It turned its head and looked at Hua Bu Bu alertly to see if Hua Bu Bu wanted to catch it. So Hua Paopao stopped, quickly grabbed a handful of grains that Feng Luo had just sprinkled on the ground, sprinkled them on the big rooster, and stood still, motionless.
At this time, the big rooster relaxed its vigilance. After seeing Hua Bupao standing still, he lowered his head and started to peck at the grains on the ground.
alright!
Now the opportunity has come!
Hua Bubu jumped up suddenly.
With that lightning speed, he pounced on the big rooster.
But!
Alas!
Hua Paopao's hand was touching the butt of the big rooster, but the big rooster suddenly flapped its wings, slipped out of Hua Paopao's hand, and flew away.
This time Hua Bupao was even worse. Not only did she fail to catch the big rooster, but because she pounced on the big rooster with too much force, she not only fell heavily to the ground, but her whole face fell into a small hole. In puddles.
So when Hua Bupao raised his head, his entire face was covered with dirty water and mud.
But Hua Bupao didn't care about the water and mud on his face, because it was much more important than the big rooster.
So Hua Bupao wiped the water and mud off her face with her hands, and quickly got up from the ground again.
But when Hua Bupao climbed up from the ground with water and mud on his face, he still wanted to catch the big rooster again.
The whole flock was frightened.
All the chickens ran away from Huabupao.
The big rooster was so frightened that he hid in the chicken pen.
But that was okay, Hua Paopao quickly ran towards the chicken pen, then blocked the door of the chicken pen with one hand, then put the other hand into the chicken pen, and gave the big rooster a blow. Catching turtles in an urn.
But the chicken coop was a bit spacious, and Hua Paopao was groping around with one hand and couldn't even touch the chicken, so she put her other hand in too.
But I still couldn't touch the big cock with both hands.
well……
This time.
Hua Bupao sighed anxiously and hatefully.
Then, he simply got his head and half of his body into the chicken pen.
But that big rooster was so annoying. Even though its two feet were caught by Hua Bupao, its two wings kept struggling and flapping Hua Bupao's legs. face and head.
So, when Hua Paopao happily grabbed the big rooster and exited the chicken pen. Her hair had become a mess. There were several straws from the chicken coop on his head.
But Hua Bupao didn't have time to care about that much now. She had made such a big noise just now, and the big rooster was still crowing. It would be bad if Feng Luo found out.
So Hua Bupao just pulled off the few straws on his head, then carried the big rooster out of Feng Luo's yard, and ran away happily.
But where will Hua Paopao go with the big cock she stole?
He must have gone to a deserted place!
Hua Bupao hugged the big rooster and ran to a secluded river.
First she sat down on a big rock because she was running too fast and was too tired. I need to take a break, I need to calm myself down and calm down.
After all, the scene when she stole the chicken just now was so thrilling.
After a while, Hua Paopao came back to his senses and rested well. So she took the knife from her waist and killed the big rooster. Then, with a stroke of her right hand in the air, she used her magical magic "Three Flavors of True Fire" to pluck out all the feathers of the big rooster in just a few strokes.
Then, she used a knife to open the chest and belly of the big cock. Take out all the internal organs inside. But when Hua Paopao looked at these chicken livers and intestines, he couldn't help but drool.
Because Hua Paopao likes to eat these things the most, especially when they are made into grilled chicken intestines, grilled chicken livers, grilled chicken hearts, and grilled chicken gizzards. Oh, my mother, the taste is so fragrant and delicious every bite.
But now Hua Paopao doesn't have time to do that, because the chicken is stolen and needs to be eaten quickly, otherwise, if Feng Luo finds out, she will be in misery, and she may even have her marriage regretted!
So Hua Bupao had no choice but to hold back her saliva and buried the chicken offal and feathers under a peach blossom tree. She couldn't leave herself with evidence of stealing the chicken.
After burying the chicken entrails and feathers, Hua Paopao carried the big white rooster down the river embankment. Now, as long as the blood on the big rooster was washed, it could be cut into pieces and roasted.
But as soon as Hua Bupao lowered his head, he saw his own reflection in the crystal clear river water.
And immediately, Hua Bubu screamed.
Oops, how did I end up like this!
Oops, why is my hair messed up like a chicken coop!
Oops, why is my face so dirty?
Oh, there are still my clothes!
Oops, why are you so dirty!
After Hua Paopao finished screaming, she quickly used her magic to spin around in a circle, and then she regained her appearance.
But Hua Paopao still hated that big rooster, so she washed the big rooster vigorously while cursing and said: It's all your fault that this dead rooster is not good, just listen to my words and stand still for me to catch. Isn't it good? You have to run around and make me so dirty and ugly. How can I look like a big girl? Ah!
Cursing, Hua Bupao lifted the big cock from the water and spanked it twice on the butt.
But suddenly, Hua Paopao said to the big rooster: Hey, no, no, no, I shouldn't blame you, you are just a chicken, how can I blame you, right? I should blame that dead Feng Luo, blame that bastard Feng Luo. It was he who raised you to be so naughty and disobedient, so I should blame him. After I roast you and eat you, I will go find you. He asked him to raise the remaining seventeen big roosters to be better behaved and obedient, so that it would be easier for me to steal next time.
After saying that, Hua Bupao washed the big rooster clean and then carried it into the peach blossom forest.
Then Hua Paopao picked up some branches and made a barbecue grill with thicker branches. Then use a knife to remove all the bones of the big rooster and cut the chicken into pieces. Then she used thinner branches to skewer the chicken she had cut up piece by piece.
Strings of chicken skewers!
Then, Hua Bupao pointed a finger at the ground, and a fire ignited.
Then, Hua Paopao grilled her delicious chicken skewers!
The fire used in Hanapao Yakitori is the real fire of the three flavors. This real fire of the three flavors is the magic method she has practiced best. Because she is very greedy, and making food, whether it is roasting, roasting, stewing, boiling, frying, stir-frying or stewing, all require the use of fire, so Hua Paopao has mastered the magical method of Sanwei Zhenhuo. It is simply superb and perfect!
And the biggest advantage of using this three-flavor real fire food is that it has no smoke. For example, if Hua Bupao uses tree branches to light a fire to roast this big rooster, there will be smoke, and when the smoke comes out, it will attract the attention of others, and someone will come to check the smoking rooster. Reason, in that case, Hua Bubble will be caught.
So Hua Paopao flipped the chicken skewers in his hand and said: Oh, my 'smokeless barbecue' is great. It is not only safe, but also very clean and hygienic. There is no smoke on my nose and eyes. This 'smokeless barbecue' is so good, so good!
But when Hua Paopao was grilling chicken skewers and reached for the condiment jar on her waist, she found that the condiment jar was not there.
Oops, that's too bad...
Hua Paopao said in surprise: He must have run too fast and fell off the road.
But without condiments, how can we eat this chicken?
Alas, after working for a long time, there is nothing to eat now!
well……
well……
Hua Bubble sighed and slumped down on the ground, suddenly like an eggplant that had been beaten by frost, hanging his head dejectedly.
But suddenly, two figures appeared in front of Hua Bupao. She looked up and saw, alas, weren't they Zhuge Tingyu, the princess of the butterfly family, and Zhan Yunhei, the ant king of the ant family!
This frightened Hua Bupao to stand up quickly and cover her chicken skewers with her skirt. Then he hesitated and said: You, you, why are you here.
It’s the smell of your yakitori that brings us here!
Zhuge Tingyu smiled and said.
With that said, Zhuge Tingyu pulled Hua Paopao away, and then immediately pretended to be surprised and asked Hua Paopao: Oh, Paopao, is this chicken raised by Feng Luo delicious?
Ha ha ha ha……
Ha ha ha ha……
Zhan Yunhei, who was standing aside, couldn't help laughing when he looked at those chicken skewers.
Hua Bupao's face suddenly turned red with laughter, and he quickly defended himself to Zhuge Tingyu and Zhan Yunhei:
What are you talking about, what are you laughing at, what about the chickens raised by Feng Luo? I raised this chicken myself and have been raising it for a long time!
oh!
Yeah!
Is it the chicken you raised in Hua Paopao?
Zhuge Tingyu stared at Hua Paopao and said;
Then I want to have a taste of the chicken you raised in Huapaopao!
With that said, Zhuge Tingyu knelt down and grilled chicken skewers.
At this time, Zhan Yunhei shook his head and mocked Hua Bupao and said:
Oh, Hua Paopao, Hua Paopao, do you really think that Feng Luo is stupid? You are the stupid one. Do you really think that Feng Luo really doesn’t know that you stole his chicken? He already knew it and stole it from you. He knew it when he got his first chicken!
ah!
What!
Hua Bupao was immediately surprised by Zhan Yunhei's words, and immediately asked Zhan Yunhei with his big eyes blankly:
What did you say?
You said Feng Luo knew that I stole his chicken?
Of course I know!
Zhan Yunhei was asked by Hua Paopao and answered her dumbfoundedly:
Who would be so stupid as to not know that thirteen of his thirty chickens were stolen?
Only someone as stupid as you would think that he doesn’t know!
But Hua Bupao stared at her big eyes and asked Zhan Yunhei:
That……
Then since Feng Luo knows that I stole his chicken...
So why didn't he expose me?
Or lock his chickens inside?
Because Feng Luo loves you!
Zhan Yunhei answered Hua Paopao again: Those chickens raised by Feng Luo were originally raised for you to eat, so whether you steal or rob, he will do whatever you like!
After saying that, Zhan Yunhei laughed again.
But Hua Bupao was not happy.
She said angrily:
Okay, it turns out that dead bastard Feng Luo played a trick on me on purpose. Not only did he make me steal his chicken and get him into trouble, but he also made me run away without even risking my life, and even stole all my condiment jars. He ran away. Now that there is no condiment, the chicken cannot be eaten. I am so angry, so angry...
Hua Paopao stepped on the chicken bones on the ground and complained to Feng Luo.
At this time, Zhuge Tingyu, who was squatting aside and grilling chicken skewers, saw that Hua Paopao was about to get angry, so he couldn't help but smile and said to her: Paopao, Feng Luo doesn't call it teasing you, it calls it hurting you. , pamper you!
But at this time Hua Bupao was already angry, she roared and said: "Why does Shi Fengluo love me and pamper me? If he loves me and pampers me, he should kill all those chickens, one a day." Only, then cook the chicken, stew it, or bake it, and then bring it to me to eat...
he……
he……
Hua Bupao paused for a moment and then continued:
He was obviously playing a trick on me. Even though he knew that I was interested in the big cocks he raised, he still let me steal them, causing me to make a mess of chicken shit. I hate him so much, dead Feng Luo, bastard Feng Luo!
Hua Paopao was scolding Feng Luo vigorously.
But this time.
A voice came from the peach blossom forest.
It was Feng Luo's voice.
He said:
Greedy Flower Bubble!
The chicken I raise is not delicious without seasoning!
With that said, Feng Luo walked out from behind a peach blossom tree.
He was still holding the small condiment jar that Hua Paopao had lost just now.
This made Hua Bupao immediately pleasantly surprised. Immediately, he strode in front of Feng Luo with a few strides and snatched her small condiment jar away. Then he turned around and turned his back to Feng Luo, ignoring him.
When Feng Luo saw Hua Bupao, he was really angry with him. Then he turned to her and coaxed her and said: Bubbles, don't be angry, let me roast this chicken for you, okay?
not good!
Hua Paopao turned his back to Feng Luo again, and then said aggrievedly: "Who told you to bully me and play tricks on me like this? So, no good, no good, no good, everything is bad, nothing is good!"
Yeah?
Is everything bad?
Feng Luo took two steps forward as he spoke, put his head next to Hua Bupao's ear and said, "Should I kill all the remaining seventeen big roosters, one a day, and then stew the chickens?" Or would it not be better to bake it and then serve it to you to eat?
ah!
That's it!
When Hua Bupao heard what Feng Luo said, her big eyes immediately widened again, and then the corners of her mouth suddenly opened, and then she turned around with a trembling smile, nodded and waved to Feng Luo. :
OK OK!
That's good!
That's all.
Everything is fine!
And there’s more!
Hua Paopao thought for a moment and then said:
Also, you need to buy more chickens to raise, raise more, bigger, fatter ones, and then kill one for me to eat every day, until I eat, until...
I’ll eat it until you get married, eat it until you give birth to children, isn’t it Hua Paopao!
Zhuge Tingyu, who was next to him, laughed and joked about Hua Paopao.
But when Zhuge Tingyu said this, Hua Bupao became embarrassed, and her face suddenly turned red again. So she shyly stamped her foot towards Zhuge Tingyu and said: Oh, you, you are bullying me too!
Suddenly, Zhuge Tingyu, Zhan Yunhei, and Feng Luo all laughed at the same time.
Hua Bubu was also amused and laughed sheepishly.
After laughing for a while.
Feng Luo stepped forward and took the chicken skewers from Zhuge Tingyu's hand and grilled them. Hua Bupao also happily opened the small condiment jar and sprinkled condiments on it.
But while sprinkling the condiments, Hua Paopao complained to Feng Luo and said, "You raised those chickens so badly, so disobedient, and they stood there waiting for me to catch them, causing me to be in your yard." Well, not counting the two falls, I also grabbed a handful of chicken excrement and was covered in mud!
Okay, okay, from now on, I will raise the remaining seventeen chickens to be more obedient and obedient, let them listen to you, and let them stand for you to catch, okay?
Feng Luo said while grilling chicken skewers and looking at Hua Paopao's cute face.
After saying that, everyone laughed happily again.
Then, amid bursts of laughter, the chicken skewers were quickly grilled, and each of the four people shared a portion and sat in the peach blossom forest and ate happily. Of course, Hua Paopao had to spend a lot of effort to steal this chicken, so Hua Paopao got the most, a full half of it!
But Hua Bupao still thought her share was too little. She felt Zhuge Tingyu and Zhan Yunhei had taken away her share. So Zhuge Tingyu said to Hua Paopao: "Paopao, since you are so greedy, how about we go to the human world to play for a few days. There are a lot of delicious things in the human world. I guarantee you can eat it." I don’t even want to sleep anymore!
ah!
Go to the human world!
Hua Paopao screamed in surprise when Zhuge Tingyu said this.
He immediately stood up with a bang.
Then he shouted happily and excitedly:
good……
Let's go to the human world...
Let’s go to the human world to eat delicious food…