Huang Dashan expressed his condolences: "I didn't expect that I, who was born in a poor family, would suffer from heat stroke. In the blink of an eye, people in the forest are going to get married and have children. What's the difference between fucking my own son? You guys tell me, this... Mom, life is short. Thinking about it, I’m actually quite touched. Hey, you guys, please take a look and see if I have gray hair——”
"Get out!" He kept saying the same thing without getting beaten. In this regard, Mr. Shan has always been a professional. Then Sikong suddenly raised a very constructive question: "So, who will take the seat for Lin Zi?" Lin didn't even stutter: "I'll do it!" Everyone: "..." This time it was even cold. Han couldn't hold himself any longer and pushed Lin Chou angrily.
Master Shan laughed wildly: "What are you dreaming about? You have to be so busy during the first three days of the wedding that you even make a banquet. If you can hold the banquet yourself, I will accept you!" Lin Chou clapped his fingers. After some calculations, I found that this seemed to be the case. I couldn't laugh anymore, but I still insisted on saying, "I don't trust other people's craftsmanship. Besides, it's not like there's no freshness on the mountain..."
"Have a rest, please!"
"That's right, let's leave a way for Old Xue to survive. If I don't let Old Xue make this set of seats, I'm afraid I won't be able to rest in peace until I die!"
"By the way, will Lieutenant General Leng be able to retire and be our boss's wife in the future?"
"It's necessary. Counting 7, even marriage leave and maternity leave will take more than ten years, right? This is considered a minor. Don't worry, our garrison has many ways to make money. We can take any amount of paid leave. Come on, let me see who dares not to give it, Mr. Leng will definitely come to visit in person, this is a major event for the two families to carry on the family line!"
"The garrison is considered half of the family, and they are the happiest!" Sikong said: "What do you think of me donating a library to Qinshan Martial Arts School in the name of Lin Zi? Anyway, my seven and a half collection of books are all It’s almost too late to let go. Having fun alone is not as good as having fun together. Once Linzi gets married, I have to join in no matter what, right?"
"That's not a good thing to say. What kind of thing is a library? Why don't we do something practical and donate a seat in the canteen so that Lin Zi can hang out at the martial arts school when he has nothing to do? You two will have some respect, kid. They eat happily and have a good reputation, isn’t it wonderful?”
"Hit!" They laughed and joined in the fun for most of the day. A group of people went off to enjoy themselves. The people behind were still waiting to have a drink with some of them.
Only Lin Chou and Leng Han were left guarding the unfinished business. Leng Han was holding on to the small horse, and Lin Chou was nestled on the beach chair with a flimsy fabric. The two of them were having sex facing the small lake in front of them. talking.
When Lin Chou saw Leng Han glance at her and then back at herself, he naturally thought that she was coveting his recliner, so he moved to the side and said, "Here, there's enough for the two of us." Ordinarily, the close contact between the two of them can be considered to have gone back and forth. , but Leng Zhongjiang’s stubborn temperament really couldn’t adapt to this kind of intimate feeling. His face suddenly turned red, and his body consciously swam to the side like a sleepwalker and lay down.
"you..."
"Creak!" Leng Han was about to speak when the fabric chair collapsed. Then I heard Lin Chou murmuring faintly: "Is this how you put pressure on the scale..." He got harder, his fist got harder, and the familiar feeling came back!
Leng Han gritted his silver teeth and said, "Who do you think weighs the scales?"
"You!" Lin Chou calmly picked up Lieutenant General Leng with one hand, weighed it as if shaking half a piece of pork, and showed off his professionalism: "136 pounds and 4 taels, it looks quite small. So heavy?" Leng Han: "..." Leng Han's liver trembled, but he just endured it and didn't do anything.
Breathe...breathe...calm down...I have been waiting for this big day for a long time. I must hold back and wait until I pull the certificate and clean up the house. There will be a legal basis!
But she suddenly seemed to understand Wei Qingyu's strange and expectant expression when he looked at the two of them together. Sincerity is always a must-have. Facts have proved that things like emotional intelligence have nothing to do with whether the brain is good or not. , it’s fun to marry this kind of man and designate him as a thief!
Lin Chou sat on the grass, counting with his fingers: "Do you think I should make a menu for them? There should be a lot of people at the wedding, and Lao Xue will definitely not be able to handle it himself. His apprentices are too good at cooking... Oh, yes... Do I still need to build a house? The hut in the tree is just for me. Yourong and Chi are still living in thatched huts, so they need to be renovated... at least buy a few cars. Let's take a car... Do you want to take a car or a sedan?" Leng Han already had a sense of the scene, and all the anger and dumbfounding were instantly wiped out: "How about you lend me Gungun, Gungun should be paired with a big red flower. very beautiful!"
"Hanhan..." Lin Chou maintained a smile that met social expectations.
"You can only ride it after Gungun kisses me. If I leave it to you, won't it become a dowry?"
"Then I'm so at a loss. You ride Gungun twice and I can only walk once!"
"Comrade A Leng, use your brain. If I ride Gungun and you come with me to get married, you can't ride it. According to ancient understanding, one has to ride a horse and the other a sedan!"
"Oh, that seems right..."
"Goose goose~"
"Hahaha!"
"Good guys, why are you two whispering about these things on the big day? I can only say that it's really worthy of you!" Zhao Ziyu, head of the White Dome of Huangda Mountain... Good guy, not a single one of the people in the group is missing. This group of morally inferior people all burst out laughing, especially Huang Dashan, who simply had an expression like "I've taken off my pants and you're just showing me this", which was very vivid.
Lin Chou pinched his eyebrows: "A bunch of useless people..." Leng Han's ears were red and his face was livid: "Death!" A thrilling battle royale began. Leng Han was really angry and had no intention of letting this group go. Guys, the temperature in the small mountain forest where the entire ancestral home is located dropped by more than ten degrees. Thick and cold water mist gurgled heavily on the ground half a meter below, just like a fairyland on earth.
However, the farce was not over in the end. Leng Han had just chased him for a few hundred meters when he was dragged into the mansion by Wei Qingyu who looked disgusted: "Lin Zi is coming here too, I want you to have a drink with me!" Lin Chou: "..." That's more than that. It's so simple to drink a drink, even if the gods come, you can't escape this disaster.
Rather than saying that they wanted to have a drink with Lin Chou, it was more like a bunch of old guys looking for a reasonable excuse for themselves to drink a few more sips of good wine. The good wine came from Yanhuishan and Wenjia's cellar door. , after passing this village, we can only meet at the wedding banquet.
"Miss...my uncle vomited..."
"How much did he drink?"
"Did you ask him if he drank it himself or if someone else drank it?"
"..."
"Miss..." Xiao Wu's eyebrows were filled with joy, and she asked tentatively: "Then I will clean up a room for my uncle and come out?" Leng Han gave her a roll of his eyes: "He will live in my building."
"Okay~"
