"The waist is a good thing. If it hurts, it proves that you have - 猹."
Staring at the pattern of the slightly low ceiling of the tree house with dull eyes, Leng Han, who had long been accustomed to the days of wandering on the sea, actually had some kind of seasickness-like illusion. He was drifting, wandering, circling, and swaying, and his soul was about to be thrown out. Body.
Were those sounds really made by me just now?
Maybe...
It seems to be one's own, but not one's own, not from the throat, but from the cavity, from the top of the head, from the soul. It is strange and strange, sweet and familiar.
Leng Han's face surged with crimson warmth, and he felt a little tinnitus.
Tinnitus is fake, but back pain is real.
"hiss..."
Leng Han felt the arm beneath him move and quickly closed his eyes and pretended to sleep.
"Woke you up?"
Co-author You actually think I still have time to sleep? !
cough...
Of course, it's impossible to say this in person, it would take a lot of face...
"You go to sleep first, and I'll make breakfast...lunch."
A body weighing over a hundred and several dozen kilograms hit the tree in his home from a height of several hundred meters. The sound it made was louder than the sound of a cannonball hitting the ground. Leng Han suddenly felt that his lower back hurt even more...
Come on, you damn straight man, I’m afraid I won’t be able to escape secretly this time.
Tip-toeing, Leng Han put on his clothes and looked down. All he saw was the darkness of Tian Ling Gai'er. The world was spinning, his scalp was numb, his soul was out of body and he wanted to cry without tears.
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The evolvers on the left and right levels were so enthusiastic that they only said one thing: "Congratulations!"
What can Lin Chou say? This thing can't be rejoiced!
It can’t be said that it’s rare for a group of rough guys to save face today, but it’s just that not just anyone dares to make a joke. It doesn’t matter if you make fun of Boss Lin, but if the person involved is replaced by Lieutenant General Leng, most people won’t do it. After careful consideration, I knew that I was definitely not that material.
Of course, the development of the matter did not disappoint the gossip stock investors who had not slept for most of the night. They saw Mr. Huang of Huang Dashan caressing the trunk of the home tree with great affection, his eyes filled with tears and said loudly: "I've suffered so much for you, Baozi, bear with it." It’s a weight and shock that you shouldn’t bear at your age—ah—”
Amid the roaring applause of a group of evolvers, Shanye indeed lived up to expectations and shot out.
Bai Qiong put up the pergola with his first hand and took a look at the landing point, then shouted in the direction: "Hold on, pick up two glutinous rice golden coconuts and bring them back!"
Lin Chou didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "It's time to go, let's get some sea stone coconut milk jelly later. Master Shan is treating me to a treat. I'll make as much coconut milk jelly as he picks!"
"Oh~ the boss is so awesome~"
"Brothers, you've been watching the excitement all night, why are you still standing around? Go help Mr. Shan pick coconuts!"
"Yeah!"
"Mom, I've been looking forward to it for a long time. Things worth hundreds of thousands of dollars have been queued up and handed over to the circulation point. Today, I've been looking forward to it!"
Zhong Xiaolian, Geng Yue, the Mi family sisters, and a group of sisters-in-law came over one after another, asking for red envelopes with shy faces and angry eyes. Looking at the look on their faces, if Lin Chou didn't give it, either they would bump into each other to death, or Lin Chou would bump to death here. Posture.
Theoretically speaking, it's not appropriate to ask for red envelopes at this time. Mingguang doesn't have such weird rules, but...
"Here, give it, wait a moment!"
Lin Chou doesn't have any circulation points or cards. The Goubi system confiscates it much faster than what he earns. Besides, giving money is so vulgar.
Lin Chou took out several trembling blooming flowers from the small cabinet behind the bar and distributed them one by one.
"Brother-in-law is... wow... golden??"
"Well..." Lin Chou said with a smile: "I don't know when I will come back next time. I can't spend the red envelopes I gave you at sea. Let's play with these flowers!"
Knife skills are an essential skill for a cook. With his level of strength, he has no shortage of tools. Carving a few golden flowers is obviously more difficult than radish flowers. However, due to the texture, the hard-carved flowers only come from the carver. To be honest, it is not as beautiful and vivid as the radish flower.
"Thank you, brother-in-law!"
"Brother-in-law, if you give us flowers, my sister won't be angry, right?"
"You're such a little face, I didn't expect you, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, to be such a bitch~"
"Goose goose~"
The overall atmosphere is very cheerful, almost like the Chinese New Year.
Many people are wondering if the girls of the Prosperity Committee are already having a swivel chair racing competition in the office to celebrate. With Lin Chou and Lieutenant General Leng here, even if the Prosperity Committee does not have a full-year target If you succeed, you will still receive your salary and bonuses.
Well, they really should send a banner to Yan Huishan...
Master Shan came back carrying a whole bag of coconuts: "Hey, hey, let me tell you, just eating cold dishes is not enough. Isn't this something that nourishes yin and yang and is suitable for all ages?"
"Yes, yes, Master Shan is right!"
"What's the plan?"
Huang Dashan took out a black thing from the coconut bag: "I have prepared all the materials. The mutated old turtle I just caught. Look at how thick and black the neck is. I also have a cage of flying dragons sent by Zhang Cannon in my car. Plus the beating bull that Lin Ziqianer slaughtered, you know what it’s called, it’s Bawang’s Son Soup!”
The crowd burst into laughter and booed wildly.
Lin Chou's face turned red and black, but he couldn't hold back a single word. Finally, he gritted his teeth and said, "Master Shan, I think you want to drink this soup?"
How thick-skinned is Huang Dashan? How could he be manipulated by such weak words?
"Oh, we are fighting for each other's glory. We both have a bright future!"
"roll!!"
A group of sisters-in-law rushed to the back mountain, chattering and insisting on helping. Chi Zhi and Su Yourong stood expressionless at the back door with their hands on their shoulders like door gods, defending their territory from the same enemy.
Okay, yesterday you were the ones who caused the boss to instruct our Blood God to go into the mountains to bring food back in person, and today you still want to take advantage of our territory?
Don't even think about it!
The atmosphere solidified on the spot...
When had the Second Bandit Brigade ever suffered such injustice? Who would dare to embarrass a group of masters who would like to weld all of them with Origin Crystal Cannons if the sky fell?
When Mimi Mimi saw that the situation was not good, she quickly stopped a group of little sisters who were eager to try: "Don't make trouble, what kind of kitchen will you help? Don't make trouble. It's not allowed for outsiders to enter the kitchen. Be careful that my brother-in-law will bite you. Let's go around and take you to the bath." Go to the hot springs. The hot springs here are great. I listen to my relatives in the base city bragging about them every day..."
"Hmph~"
"Sister Mi??"
"It seems like we are afraid of her. Who is she? She has a black face and looks like Zhang Fei!"
"That's right, I still have a tattoo!"
"You damn girl, you're still complaining about me!" Mimi scolded in a fit of laughter and tears: "You don't have any brains? Who else could such a big guy be? Chizhi! The last remnant of the Tiankeng Blood God tribe! She can fight head-on. Cold head, can you do arm wrestling? Are you from the same dimension as this person? Even if you are stacked together, I can’t beat him with one hand!"
"Huh?"
"I, it's my first time here... Okay... I always thought that those legends about her were just descriptions and rhetorical devices... It turns out that there really are such tall women in the world..."
"How many good things did she secretly eat from her brother-in-law to grow so big?"
"Pfft..."
later.
Su Yourong waved her little fists at the backs of several people, and comforted Chi Zhi like a little adult: "We are not the same as them, sister Chi Zhi, be good, hum, they are guests, I will ignore them~"
Chi just pinched the little girl's face and rolled her soft hair into a ball: "Hey, who scolded me for half the night yesterday, saying that a dog takes advantage of others, what..."
"Oh, don't say that, they won't curse!"