As we all know, according to the Chinese way of hospitality, one's mother's family must reward the guests with food.
In addition to the regular configuration and a la carte for each person, Lin Chou served a new dish for countless times while a group of hard-core female men were eating together. She smiled so much that her brother-in-law said dotingly: "These are home-cooked dishes, eat them." , You're welcome, Yourong Chizhi, bring over two more boxes of beer, cold ones."
"oh..."
A group of sisters-in-law who raised their hands and threw chopsticks with an imposing manner as heavy as a crane were laughing happily.
"Brother-in-law, what kind of dishes are these?"
"It looks so exquisite. Who is that? Isn't your family a thief? What are these dishes called?"
"Ask me? I don't want to disgrace that person. Brother-in-law, please introduce me..."
"Okay!" Lin Chou introduced one by one: "This one is based on the practice of Jiangnan Baihua Chicken. The normal Baihua Chicken is to stick shrimp glue and crab roe on the skin of the whole chicken, supplemented by white chrysanthemums, and has a refreshing taste. Fresh, doesn’t Aleng like to eat ham? I added another layer of ham to make the taste a bit stronger. I grew the chrysanthemums myself, but they are not as good as those chrysanthemum growers who have been immersed in this way for decades or even generations. It’s far away, you can join in and try it out.”
"This is called stuffed oriole. An old recipe from the Song Dynasty, written by Ni Zan of the Yuan Dynasty in "Yunlintang Food System Collection": "Use oriole, chop the brain and wings, green onions, peppers, and salt together, stuff it into the belly, and ferment the flour. Wrap it into a small long roll, make both ends flat and round, and steam it in a basket, or after steaming it, it can be cooked like a steamed bun, or it can be fragrant and deep-fried.'"
"You must have all eaten mudworm, chicken, seafood porridge and rouge goose breast. There is nothing much to say. The dyeing is cochineal, and the goose is the fourth-order Qiongqi Swan."
"Worm cake..."
"Glazed fish bones and jade dragon tendons, I won't comment on this dish. It's a gimmick. It's a ten-year-old fish and nine-bone soup. It's beef, sheep, deer, donkey, turtle, flying dragon, quail, black-bone chicken and its own sturgeon bones. It's just nine-bone soup." Bones, but I added a shark bone. When fried, the color of the golden soup is quite good. The so-called keel actually refers to the middle bone of the sturgeon head. It is steamed first and then broken into bones. It is said to be as white as jade and like glass. It is also used to adjust the golden soup. Saffron, here you go, and that's what you see."
"I thought I couldn't waste all the fish, so I made jade dragon tendons..."
"It doesn't have to be sturgeon. Sharks and other cartilaginous fish can actually be used. In terms of taste, most people can't tell the difference."
"Sister...brother-in-law?"
"Um?"
"What do you care about! Calling home cooking?"
"Well," Lin Chou said casually: "What my family eats is not home-cooked food. They stare at me with big eyes and small eyes to see what I am doing. Let it be hot. It will come back later. There is also honeycomb steamed pear for dessert, so you are full!"
"That's great..." Zhong Xiaolian almost murmured, "When I went to Qinshan Martial Arts School, the little sisters could only have one boyfriend to support the entire dormitory family. They were far different from the brother-in-law. It was different when the brother-in-law opened his mouth. Mingguang will never find another person who can say so confidently that he can support the Second Bandit Brigade on his own!"
"You're the only one who talks a lot of nonsense. Can't you stop eating?"
"You have to go out and flirt with your brother-in-law. Otherwise, how can you have the nerve to come over and make a living in the future?"
"Okay, you want to eat alone??"
"..."
In such a scene, Leng Han had a good appetite, but he actually ate very little, emmmmm, maybe he was fed by his own dog food?
When Lin Chou suddenly took out his diving suit, half of the mountain was boiling——
"Hangcao, are you taking it out now?"
"It's too sudden. At least give me some mental preparation!"
"What a good guy, you just slapped Lieutenant General Leng in the face, what the fuck do you call a straight man giving gifts!"
"Can not bear to look."
"You know a hammer, what kind of character is Lieutenant General Leng, and you still play around with things? This is why even Boss Lin has a partner, and you are single!"
"Fuck you, keep your word, the personal attack is too much!"
"Oh, ho, don't make any noise, don't make any noise, Lieutenant General Leng blushed, here, here, I'm giving you a wet suit, and you can put it on to see if it fits you, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, move, hahaha, They're in the woods!"
"Then it's called a tree house. Why the fuck is it like walking into a grove? It's so romantic when you say it, but it's like walking into a field of corn. If you can't speak, you can sew your mouth shut!"
"This plot is wrong, absolutely wrong. Damn it, there is definitely something I don't know about here. Could it be that Lieutenant General Leng has secretly captured our lovely Boss Lin?" A certain eldest sister let out a tearful cry: " No, no, no, no, no, this is wrong, it’s immoral, Boss Lin obviously belongs to all of us, I’m going to the production committee to report them for illegally using double row buses for private use!!”
"Let's go, let's go, don't you have a few hours to get here?"
"How many hours? Who are you looking down on? Boss Lin and Lieutenant General Leng have lost their physical strength. Let's come directly to greet them during the New Year!"
"Throw away the hammer, I'm going to pinch my watch!"
"Me too!"
"I wonder, do you all value participation so much?"
“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.I am no longer a human being. Let go of that boy. I also want sweet love~"
"If you don't have love, if you want it, if you want it, at the level of a king, Master Shan will be happy to help you!"
"roll!"
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This was the first time Leng Han came to the tree house, and he was completely confused.
who I am?
where am I?
Why are you trying on clothes all of a sudden?
It's broad daylight...
At least I'm carrying some people on my back...
It's all because of those brats who encouraged me to kill them all!
The question is, should I go through the process directly or...
The last time she was so embarrassed was the last time. Her scalp was numb and her toes were digging into the ground. The scene on the boat was still vivid in her mind as if it was yesterday. What did she say at that time?
"I'm a little hot, can you help me take off my clothes?"
Oh~
Woohoo, are these really words that humans can say!
Leng Zhong showed Lin Chou the rich inner drama and felt a little dizzy. I didn't say anything yet. Why did her face turn red and white in turns?
"How much...did you drink?"
The effect was immediate, and it suddenly seemed less awkward. Boss Lin always thought about problems in strange ways, and Lieutenant General Leng finally realized what they called "the superiority of making friends with straight men."
The process of trying on the wetsuit was very quick. After all, it was a full-coverage suit that was purely practical and defensive and had no aesthetic value at all.
When Leng Han mentioned that the next mission would have to wait a few more days before going to sea, Lin Chou said in an unusually straightforward manner: "Oh, why don't you leave tonight? I'll prepare dinner!"
"What else are you preparing?" Leng Han, who had been tortured by the 2,800 jokes made by the 3,000 sisters-in-law of the Second Bandit Brigade since meeting Lin Chou at sea, blurted out in a flash, "The food has already been heated!"
Lin Chou looked at her doubtfully, then at himself, and fell into deep thought on the spot——
Did she mean what I understood? Did she just mean it, or did she let me mean it? So what exactly did she mean?
